Pussy Lickers and cunt fuckers, welcome aboard Bitch Nigga flight 6969 bound for Mufucking Palestine, with continued service to Iraq international airport. All carry on items should now be stored tight. Either in an overhead bin or up your ass. All aisles, exits, and bulkhead areas should now be clear. All electronic devices, including your fucking switch, (kaden thats you) should now be turned off and stowed, as they may interfere with the aircraft's navigational and communication systems. Once airborne, we'll let you know when you may use approved electronic devices, but note that some items may not be used at anytime during the flight such as Large Electronics, Metal detectors, sex toys, and fuckin’ guns. You'll find a list of approved devices in the in-flight information section of big nigga magazine. At this time if you're Lesbian, Gay, Transgender or Black, please let us know, and we'll be happy to drag you off the aircraft. As we leave the gate, make sure your seatbelt is fastened. If you don’t know how to fasten the fucking seatbelt, then you can kindly go to seat 34B where John will kindly let you use his noose to hang yourself. Remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened anytime the seatbelt sign is on. Even if the sign is off, we ask that you keep your seatbelt fastened while seated in case we experience some ISIS niggas tryna pop our shit with they bootleg fireworks. For everyone's safety, federal regulations require all passengers to comply with the posted placards and lighted signs located throughout the cabin, as well as any crew-member instructions. Smoking is not allowed on any Bitch Nigga flight, unless you share the blunt with the pilot and federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying a restroom smoke detector unless you have to. There are 2 exits on our Assbus A420-666. 1 door, on the left side of the main deck, and a window that is breakable if you have the will. All exits are clearly marked with a Supreme logo, however, if we experience a loss of power resulting in cabin visibility being reduced, you’re fucked. Please take a moment to find the exits closest to you, keeping in mind that your closest exit may be behind you… Syke nigga aint no exit behind you, broke ass economy class lookin hoe. If there is a drop in cabin pressure, panels above your seat will open, revealing an open pannel. If this happens, breathe normally and note that no oxygen is flowing. A water evacuation is likely during this flight, as our pilot is suicidal and plans on not landing the aircraft, however, life vests are located under your seats in the First class and Business cabin. If you're seated in the economy class cabins, you’re on your own buddy. To use, pull the tab to remove the vest from it's container. Open the pouch, slip the vest over your head, and tighten the two straps till you start to asphyxiate and die. Most seat cushions can be used for flotation as well. Before we take off, be sure your seat backs are in the upright and locked position, your tray table is put away, and all carry on items are securely stowed. As we come through the cabin for our final safety checks, please let us know if you have any questions. We ask that you all review the PornHub terms and conditions located in the seat pocket in front of you. Once again, welcome aboard Bitch Nigga Airlines flight 6969 to Palestine n shit, and thank you for flying Bitch Nigga.