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- >Be Twilight.
- >Be out with your friends in the market.
- >Anon the human is here too.
- >You don't like Anon.
- >You walk in the back of the group as Rainbow and Applejack argue about where you're supposed to be going.
- >Keeping a safe distance from Anon proves fruitless as he slips up beside you and looks down.
- "H-hi, Ano-"
- >He quickly bends down and punches you in the shoulder.
- >You yell out from the hit, causing your friends to stop and turn around.
- "Anonymous! He just-"
- >Anon was behind the group looking at you just as quizzically as the others.
- >"I what?" he asked, concerned.
- "You hit me!"
- >"Why would I do that?"
- >"Really?" asked Fluttershy and Pinkie, looking back at Anon.
- >"Darling, really. Anonymous was here the entire time," said Rarity, motioning towards the human.
- "But- But he just hit me!" you cried.
- >"Twilight, you shouldn't make up lies about others," said Applejack.
- >"Yeah!" piped up Rainbow Dash. "How do you know somepony else didn't just run into you?"
- "B-But... But he-"
- >"Can we go? asked Anon. "I'm getting kinda hungry."
- >His stomach growled and he held a hand over it.
- >Pinkie jumped up into the air.
- >"To the Sugarcube Corner!" she shouted, pointing a hoof in its direction.
- >Pinkie trotted on ahead while the others followed.
- >Rainbow hovered overhead but still kept a fast pace with Applejack.
- >Those two are always in competition with each other over the smallest things.
- >Anon walked flanked by both Rarity and Fluttershy and you once again follow along in back.
- >When you arrived, Anon held the door open for the rest of the ladies.
- >You eye him as you walk by and he punches you in the shoulder once again.
- "Ow!" you shout.
- >The others turn and look as the door closes behind you.
- "Anon!" you shout.
- >"What?"
- >Everypony looks to find him already sitting at the counter.
- "How did you-"
- >"Twilight, what do you have against Anon?" asked Rainbow Dash as she flew up and poked you in the chest.
- "I-I-I," you stammer.
- >"He just wants to fit in, Twilight!" cried Pinkie. "Why are you trying to upset him?"
- >You look over to Anon who just looked at Pinkie with a raised eyebrow.
- >"But I'm not upset?" he said to Pinkie.
- >"Shh, it's okay, Anon," said Fluttershy as she petted his leg.
- >"I think you should go home, Twilight," said Applejack as she and Rarity stood before you in the doorway.
- >Tears flood your eyes as you turn and bolt from the bakery.
- >Spike knocks on your bedroom door to the sound of loud sobbing.
- "Go away!" you call.
- >He opens the door slowly to find you burying your face in a pillow and crying.
- >Spike walked up to the side of the bed and hopped up, sitting himself on the edge.
- >He softly nudge you.
- >"Hey. I heard about how the door hit you at Sugarcube Corner."
- "It wasn't the door!" you shout after lifting your head from the pillow.
- >Spike recoiled at the sudden motion and the look of hatred in your eyes.
- >"Well even if it wasn't, how would you know?"
- "I saw him hit me!"
- >"Well... Maybe it was an accident?"
- "I. Saw. Him. Hit. Me," you tell him again. "Twice. It wasn't an accident."
- >"I don't know, Twilight. Anon's the nicest person in Ponyville. Why would he suddenly decide to not like you?"
- "I intend to find out," you say as you hop off the bed and leave the library.
- >You trot back down to Sugarcube Corner and duck into a bush beneath the window.
- >Peeking inside, you procure a quill and scroll and jot notes down on Anon's interactions with others.
- >He plays with the Cakes twins, bouncing them on his knees as he feeds them cake.
- >Everypony in the room seems to enjoy his company.
- >You know beneath that smile of his is a really wicked person.
- >Your friends and Anon leave the building, causing you to duck back down into the bush.
- >Anon and Pinkie stay at the door of the bakery and wave goodbye to the rest of the group.
- >Pinkie hugs Anon goodbye and goes inside.
- >You eye Anonymous through the leaves as he stands at the door.
- >He slowly leans over and throws a fist through the bush, hitting you in the shoulder again.
- "Ow!"
- >You stand up and step out of the bush.
- "How did you know I was there?"
- >"I don't know," he said with a shrug.
- >He slugged you once more and walked away.
- >You look around at the moderately populated market.
- "Does nopony see this!" you shout and point at the human as he walked away.
- >Some ponies looked at you confused, followed where you were pointing, then waved "Hello" to Anon.
- >He greeted them politely and continued on his way.
- >You will not let this die.
- >You write Celestia a letter regarding your situation and have Spike send it off.
- >Time to start an investigation.
- >However, that doesn't blow over well at all.
- >It's like he always knows where you are.
- >You hide in his garden and he punches you.
- >You follow him around the town and he manages to lose you only to appear behind you and punch you.
- >There was one time where he deliberately opened his kitchen cabinets just so he could punch you.
- >Sore, but strangely not bruised, you make your way home for the night to find that Celestia had written back.
- >Spike handed the letter over to you and you raced upstairs to read it.
- >You heart sinks when you read the letter.
- >Apparently, Anonymous is on good terms with both princesses and they don't see and refuse to believe Anonymous would single you out with such acts of violence.
- >You almost shake in anger as you crumple the scroll up and throw it in the corner.
- >Writing out another letter, you practically dare Celestia herself to visit Ponyville to witness his actions.
- >The next morning finds you casually hanging out with your friends again in the park for a picnic.
- >They're wary of your upbeat attitude and your enthusiam for wanting to be around Anon.
- >"She must feel terrible about yesterday and is trying to make it up to him," whispered Rarity to Applejack and Fluttershy who just nodded in silence.
- >You were practically rubbing up against Anonymous all day but to no avail.
- >He simply wouldn't hit you.
- >You know he's holding out.
- >He can't resist forever.
- >"Hey Anon," said Rainbow Dash. "Watch this."
- >The whole group watches as Rainbow spirals into the sky and uses her rainbow trail to write her own name in the clouds.
- >"Not bad," complimented Anon when she returned.
- >"Just 'not bad'?" asked Rainbow with a scoff.
- >You gasp when Rainbow punches Anon in the shoulder.
- >"Yeah. 'Not bad'," repeated Anon as he also punched Rainbow Dash in the shoulder.
- >They laughed and hoof bumped and went back to their business.
- >Huh...
- >Was Anon just trying to befriend you?
- >Dash didn't seem to mind at all and she even did it to Anon first.
- >Perhaps you had him pegged wrong.
- >Anon took a seat on picnic cloth while the others went to go play frisbee.
- >You sat beside him and clear your throat.
- "Anon?"
- >"Yup?"
- "Listen, I'm sorry about-"
- >He punches you in the shoulder.
- "Heh..." you laugh while rubbing your shoulder. "I'm sorry about-"
- >He punches you again.
- "Okay, Anon, really-"
- >He punches you again.
- >This time harder, causing you to fall to the side.
- >Your lip quivers as Anon just sits there cross-legged and watching the others play frisbee as if nothing happened.
- "So I was right!" you shout.
- >You try to stand, but your leg was weak from being struck in the shoulder repeatedly.
- >You lame dog it for now, keeping pressure off the injured leg.
- "You really are a jerk!"
- >Anon raises a confused eyebrow at you while the others stop their game and stare.
- >The stray frisbee hits Fluttershy in the back of the head.
- >"Ow," she whispers.
- "Why are you so mean to me!" you shout.
- >Anon looks over at the others.
- >You follow his stare and see a bunch of very angry ponies advancing on you.
- >"Twilight! What in tarnation are you shouting about now!" demanded Applejack.
- "This jerk," you say point at Anon. "Won't stop hitting me for no reason!"
- >"I have no idea what you're talking about," said Anon, calm as ever.
- >"But Anon is the coolest guy we know," defended Rainbow.
- >She landed beside Anon and gave him a friendly punch in the shoulder.
- >Anon returned the gesture.
- >"Hmph!" grunted Rarity, sticking her nose into the air. "Lets go, Anonymous. We need to seperate you and Ms. Sparkle over here."
- >Applejack and Pinkie Pie stayed with you as the others led Anon to Rarity's boutique.
- >"So what's your deal with Anonymous?" asked Applejack in a calmer tone.
- >"Yeah, Twilight. We just want to help you get along."
- "I don't know! He just hits me for no reason!"
- >"What, like what him and Rainbow Dash do?" asked Applejack
- "Yes, but I can tell he doesn't mean it in a friendly way!"
- >"Are you sure you're not just over-reacting?" asked Applejack.
- >"Some ponies have their own special way of expressing their likes for others," said Pinkie. "I would know."
- "But I-"
- >"Listen, Twi. If he was, why don't we ever see it?" asked Applejack.
- "He does it in private!"
- >"But at Sugarcube Corner? How did none of us see it? He wasn't even around you."
- >Instead of answering, you just walk away.
- >He's crafty, you'll give him that.
- >You'll get him.
- "Oh I'll get him, alright..." you grin.
- >The next day finds the seven of you at the library.
- >Spike was there too, but he's always there.
- >Anon was reading with Rainbow Dash on some beanbag chairs in the corner of the room.
- "Rarity, can you help me and Spike in the kitchen with the snacks?"
- >"Oh, no, no, no, darling. Anonymous~? Be a dear and help Twilight for me, hm?"
- >Anon and Rainbow sighed as Anon closed his copy of 'Daring Do' and went to meet you in the kitchen.
- >You levitate a tray of glasses and a lemonade pitche to Spike who takes it in the next room.
- "Anon, take this tray of sandwiches too, would you?"
- >"Sure thing."
- >He pulls the tray out of the air and follows up with a punch to your shoulder.
- "Ow! Anonymous, knock it off!"
- >"Or what?"
- >He slugs you again.
- >"What are you gonna do about it?"
- >And again.
- "I'll... I'll..."
- >You think fast.
- "I'll tell on you!"
- >He laughed and rolled his eyes.
- >"Pfft. Oh right. Who you gonna tell? You precious pony princess?"
- >He punches you again and laughs.
- >"Actually, yes."
- >His lips seal tight as he turns around.
- >In a dark corner of the kitchen, Princess Celestia herself steps from the shadows.
- >"You. Canterlot. Now!"
- >"Oh shi-" shouts Anonymous as Celestia teleports him away.
- >You breathe a sigh of relief when your mentor finally comes to the rescue.
- >"Well then..." spoke Celestia. "It appears we were mistaken. Don't worry, Twilight. Anon will be taken care of."
- "Thank you, Princess," you say with a bow.
- >Celestia teleports away.
- >You take the tray of sandwiches into the next room.
- >"What was all that racket?" asked Applejack.
- "Anonymous and I settled our differences," you say with your head up high.
- >"Then where is he?" asked Rainbow Dash.
- "He said he had to go. He'll meet up with you later."
- >"Aww man..." she grumbled as she set her book down.
- >Rainbow Dash left the library a little ticked off at Anon ditching her.
- >The others sat around for a short while before they too went home for the day.
- >You feel a little bad for tricking Anon like you did, but if anyone can set him straight, it's Celestia.
- >The night drove on and you find yourself lying on your bed and gleefully reading the latest edition of the World Dictionary.
- >Your tummy grumbled, reminding you that you forgot to have lunch today.
- >Setting the book down, you step over the sleeping Spike and head down to the kitchen.
- >Rather than cooking up a whole meal, you settle on a sandwich to hold you over until morning.
- >Bread, lettuce, tomato, cheese.
- >You almost went back upstairs before you realized something.
- >Mayo.
- >Setting the plate on the counter, you dig through the fridge to find the condiment you desire.
- >Seeing as your fridge was well-organized, it only took all of about five seconds to find.
- >You turn around and drop the mayonnaise jar to the floor.
- >You gasp at the sight before your eyes.
- "Who did this!?" you shout into the darkness.
- >In the bread of your sandwich, you found the knuckle imprint from a fist.
- >An ominous laughter echoing through the house sends a shiver down your spine.
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