public static void talkSmack() throws Exception {
    	ArrayList<String> questions = new ArrayList<String>();
    	ArrayList<String> ans = new ArrayList<String>();
    	questions.add("Starting a band called 1023MB");
    	ans.add("We'll never get a gig");
    	questions.add("How did the hipster burn his tongue?");
    	ans.add("He drank his coffee before it was cool");
    	questions.add("What do you call someone with no body and a nose?");
    	ans.add("Nobody Knows");
    	questions.add("When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof");
    	ans.add("I was shocked");
    	questions.add("What concert costs 45 cents?");
    	ans.add("50 cent featuring nickelback");
    	questions.add("How do you organize a party in space");
    	ans.add("You planet");
    	questions.add("How does moses make his tea");
    	ans.add("Hebrews it");
    	questions.add("Why did the can-crusher quit his job");
    	ans.add("Because it was soda pressing");

    	try {
    		File joke = new File("joke.txt");
			FileReader fr = new FileReader(joke);
			BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(fr);
    		int a = Integer.parseInt(br.readLine());
    		System.err.println(ans.get(a));
    		fr.close();
            joke.delete();
    	} catch (Exception e) {
    		int a = (int)(Math.random()*questions.size());
    		System.err.println(questions.get(a));
    		FileWriter fw = new FileWriter(new File("joke.txt"),true);
    		fw.write(a+"\n");
    		fw.close();
    	}

   	}