bb week 12

hossa
adios, butthole...
Monobear
are we doing hoh today or tomorrow
Aine
Are we up for another HOH/POV?
SasakiHai...
im sup for it
hossa
i'm fine with doing another one
Monobear
im personally fine
Wadanohar...
yeah same here
Monobear
sasuke ?
Sasuke
i guess i could do another one
Aobasan
i hope i can do my pov today im excited for it
Monobear
is it toss up
Sasuke
i just dont want to end up showering at 11 pm
SasakiHai...
same
SasakiHai...
what time is it now
SasakiHai...
i still need to shower at some point... but i think we'll be fast..
Aine
9:26pm here
Monobear
9:26 over here
SasakiHai...
^
Monobear
hey look at that
Aobasan
its only 6:27 here hahhah mountain time
Monobear
what is it in hossa time
Wadanohar...
isn't that pst
SasakiHai...
go fuck a mountain goat
Aine
> Alright! As outgoing HOH, Sasaki cannot participate in this HOH challenge.
hossa
9:27
Monobear
pm?
hossa
fm
hossa
i'm on a radio
hossa
surprise
Monobear
:\
Monobear
hossa
ye pm
Aine
> The HOH challenge today is...
Monobear
toss up
hossa
i've always been in the same timezone as you buttwiggle
Monobear
YO IM JUST ASKING
Aine
> Generate Olive! A classic!
Monobear
OH YES
Wadanohar...
NO
hossa
AND I'M JUST REPLYIN -- fuck my ass
Monobear
I THINK IM ACTUALLY DECENT AT THIS
hossa
-olive
SasakiHai...
OH MY GOD IM PRO AT OLIVE
Aine
5-letter words right>
Aine
?
Monobear
rule of thumb is usually 5 yeah
Aine
Okay
Monobear
http://www.poslarchive.com/math/scrabble/lists/common-5.html
Monobear
i typically just pick from here randoml.y
Sasuke
nottu disu shittu
hossaSasuke saidnottu disu shittu
hossa
me rn
Monobear
can we please practice i wanna get in the zone
hossa
autozone
Aine
> Are we all familiar with this?
Wadanohar...
Yes
hossa
yeh
Sasuke
yeah
hossa
protip: don't time out
Monobear
yes
Aine
> okay
Aine
> PRACTICE ROUND
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
ninja
Monobear
n
Sasuke
n
Monobear
n
Wadanohar...
n
hossa
n
hossa
ni
Sasuke
nin
Monobear
ni
hossa
nin
Monobear
nin
Wadanohar...
i
hossa
ninj
Sasuke
ninj
Monobear
ninj
hossa
ninja
Monobear
ninja
hossa
ninja-olive
Wadanohar...
WAIT NO
Monobear
ninja-olivbe
Wadanohar...
I MESSED UP
Monobear
fucker
Sasuke
fuck me
hossa
rekt
Monobear
i did n twice
Aine
hossa would get it
SasakiHai...
i did it in whispers and i won
SasakiHai...
sobs
hossa
LAUGHS
Sasuke
okay
Sasuke
im ready to lose
Aine
But yeah you guys get the gist of it
Sasuke
flexes
hossa
smooches anne
Monobear
if you mess up start all over
Aine
Wadanohara Monobear Sasuke hossa
Wadanohar...
I'm here
Sasuke
here
Monobear
prepare to get owned, Hocker Hossa
Monobear
hocker
SasakiHai...
start over
Monobear
ok..
Aine
hossa?
hossa
yoh
Aine
okay
Monobear
prepared to get owned, Hockey Hossa
Monobear
there
Aine
> ROUND 1
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
water
Monobear
w
Sasuke
w
hossa
W
Monobear
wa
Wadanohar...
w
hossa
WA
Sasuke
wa
Monobear
wat
hossa
WAT
Sasuke
wat
Monobear
wate
Wadanohar...
wa
hossa
WATE
Monobear
water
Sasuke
wate
hossa
WATER
Monobear
water-olive
Sasuke
water
Wadanohar...
wat
hossa
WATER-OLIVE
Sasuke
water-olive
Aine
> Monobear - 1
Wadanohar...
where's sasaki?
Monobear
dead
SasakiHai...
i cant play
SasakiHai...
rip
hossa
not playin g
Wadanohar...
OH
Wadanohar...
OH YEAH
Aine
yeah
SasakiHai...
ALTHOUGH I WON THAT ROUDN AGAIN IN WHISPERS
Aine
> ROUND 2
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
songs
hossa
s
Monobear
s
Sasuke
s
Monobear
so
Wadanohar...
s
hossa
so
Sasuke
so
Monobear
son
Monobear
song
hossa
so
Sasuke
son
Sasuke
song
Monobear
songs
Wadanohar...
so
Sasuke
songs
Wadanohar...
son
Monobear
songs-olive
Sasuke
songs-olive
hossa
fuck i lost this one
Aine
> Monobear - 2
hossa
sighs
Aine
> ROUND 3
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
ocean
Monobear
o
hossa
o
Wadanohar...
o
Monobear
oc
hossa
oc
Sasuke
o
hossa
oce
Monobear
oce
Wadanohar...
oc
Sasuke
oc
hossa
ocea
Monobear
ocea
Sasuke
oce
Wadanohar...
oce
Monobear
ocean
hossa
ocean
Wadanohar...
ocea
hossa
ocean-olive
Monobear
ocean-olive
Wadanohar...
ocean
hossa
NICE
Wadanohar...
ocean--olive
Monobear
damn it
Aine
> hossa - 1
hossa
weeps
Monobear
sasaki are you beating up
Aine
> Monobear - 2, hossa - 1
SasakiHai...
i got timed
Monobear
us
Aine
It's to 3 btw
SasakiHai...
nope
Monobear
le owned
Sasuke
TIMED OUT
Sasuke
FUCK
hossa
#rekt
Aobasan
nice..nic
Sasuke
okay
Sasuke
i think its good
SasakiHai...
is wada timed
Monobear
im ready soul sister
Wadanohar...
nope
Aine
Okay
Aine
> ROUND 4
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
robot
Monobear
r
hossa
r
Sasuke
r
hossa
ro
Wadanohar...
r
Sasuke
o
Monobear
ro
Sasuke
r
hossa
rob
Wadanohar...
ro
Monobear
rob
Wadanohar...
rob
hossa
robo
Wadanohar...
robo
hossa
robot
Monobear
robo
Monobear
robot
Wadanohar...
robot
hossa
robot-olive
Wadanohar...
robot-olive
Monobear
robot-olive
Sasuke
fuck
Monobear
fuck
Monobear
fyck
Sasuke
me
Aine
> hossa - 2
hossa
fuck
SasakiHai...
i won that one... i win
hossa@SasakiHaise
shhhhh
Aine
> Monobear - 2, hossa - 2
hossa
1v1 bear
Monobear
lets go
hossa
what
hossa
no
hossa
not you
Monobear
game on
hossa
aoba
Monobear
GAME ON
Aobasan
what
hossa
kills bear
Aobasan
D:
Aine
> ROUND 5
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
.
Aine
bears
hossa
b
Monobear
b
hossa
be
Monobear
be
Wadanohar...
b
hossa
bea
Wadanohar...
be
Monobear
bea
hossa
bear
Monobear
bear
Wadanohar...
bea
Monobear
bears
hossa
bears
Monobear
bears-olive
hossa
bears-olive
hossa
damn
Aine
> Monobear wins HOH!
SasakiHai...
HE WON BY BEARS
hossa
good fight bear head
Aobasan
us bearkind type with our bear paws
Aine
> Please take a moment to decide and announce your nominees!
Wadanohar...
got timed out woo
Monobear
oh god this is hard
Monobear
fucking i think i got an idea
Monobear
uhh
Monobear
im filled with regret and sadness but
Monobear
would it be inappropriate to make a zinger
hossa
is Doug Fister and Marian Hossa an applicable answer
Wadanohar...hossa saidis Doug Fister and Marian Hossa an applicable answer
hossa
meme hard
Monobear
ok ill meme hard
Monobear
oh god here it is
Sasuke
oh god
Aobasan
zing away we're all friends here. for now.
hossa
god ho
Monobear
Hey Pom and Wada, I hope you love sitting on ovens.
Monobear
Because you're on the hot seat now
hossa
question
Wadanohar...
Wow
hossa
is it one seat
hossa
or two seats
Monobear
yeah share a seat
hossa
WHY
Monobear
IDK CAN WE AFFORD TWO CHAIRS
Aobasan
PAscal and Marian Hossa fighting for a seat
Wadanohar...
it's okay a lizard doesn't need much room
SasakiHai...
what if there was a show called "the hot seat" where ppl just had to sit on a really hot chair
Aine
> Marian Hossa and Pascal are on the block!
hossa@Wadanohara
true
Aine
> Aoba, it's your turn to take over for our POV!
Aobasan
everyones doing POV again right? Are we up for that?
SasakiHai...
yup
Sasuke
remember in survivor when i had 15 votes against me
Aine
dw its not speed
SasakiHai...
omfg
Aobasan
>Er..right anyway !!!
hossa
oh yeah sure
Aobasan
>The POV game is called Haunted House!
Aine
we've done speed games for the past 3 hohs/pov
SasakiHai...
Monobear
so its time for another speed game
Aobasan
>Basically, we're all going to a Haunted House.
Aobasan
>I'll name 5 rooms of the house you can visit
Monobear
houses scare me
Sasuke
in december???
Ainewhispers toAobasanI DEMAND STORY TIME
Aobasan
yes
Aobasan
>In one room of the house there's a gun
SasakiHai...
its probably fabbed
Ainewhispers toAobasan2 rooms should be ours
Monobear
oh jesus
Aobasan
>The first person to get to that room gets to shoot whoever they want
Sasuke
THIS IS THE SAME SHIT AS BGO
Aobasan
>There's also a ghost in the haunted house
Aobasan
>The person who goes in the same room as the ghost dies instantly.
SasakiHai...
Sasuke
Aobasan
whats that look for
Aobasan
dont you wanna fight some ghosts
Aine
cue ghostbuster theme
Wadanohar...
Do we whisper you a number?
hossa
[ghostbusters voice] i ain't afraid of no ghosts
Aobasan
>No, I'll give you the rooms
Monobear
you better build up this amazing room to make us think theres a ghost or gun
Aobasan
>You just pick one
Monobear
but theres nothing in it
Wadanohar...
In main chat?
Aobasan
>No, whisper me
Wadanohar...
Okay
Monobear
can i choose to hang in the foyer
Monobear
rooms scare me
Aobasan
>The starting rooms are The Main Room, Kitchen, Dining Room, Bathroom, Bedroom
Aobasan
>Whisper me where you want to go
Aobasan
Alright it begins
Monobear
if two people go into the room with the gun
Aobasan
the first person who whispered me gets it
hossa
first one in the room gets it
Monobear
would it be like first person to have whispered you
Monobear
ok
Monobear
i figured but u know
Aobasan
>Sasaki entered the house first and went into the bathroom to use it. Nothing really happened.
SasakiHai...
oh
Monobear
if a ghost hung out in the bathroom theyd be a pervert ghost
Aobasan
>Pascal was the second one to enter the house and went into the kitchen to make a nice snack, Monobear later joined them
SasakiHai...
that was my reasoning
Aobasan
>Nothing happened to them either
Monobear
were like shaggy and scooby
SasakiHai...Monobear saidwere like shaggy and scooby
Monobear
im telling u
Wadanohar...Monobear saidwere like shaggy and scooby
Monobear
Ruh-oh Runko! Rose rope rids rust rame rin rhe ritchen!
Aobasan
>Sasuke entered the bedroom hopin to sleep away the pain of being a ninja
Sasuke
thanks
Monobear
dont give the ninja a gun
Aobasan
>But uh oh! A ghost was in that room too. And Possessed Sasuke and he died. : (
Monobear
guns kill people
hossa
give the ninja a gun
Monobear
oh ok
Sasuke
DAMN
Sasuke
IM DEAD
Wadanohar...
goodbye ninja
hossa
guhbai...
Aobasan
>The gun was found by Hossa in the dining room!
SasakiHai...
he dead...
SasakiHai...
WHOA
Aobasan
>So Hossa gets to decide who to shoot.
hossa
HOCKEY PLAYER WITH A GUN
SasakiHai...
tHAT IS NOT REGULATION
Sasuke
excuse???
hossa
"Bang Bang" plays repeatedly hardcore
Sasuke
you try to kill ME?
Sasuke
a ninja with NO pain?
Monobear
She might've let you hold her hand in school But I'mma show you how to graduate
Aobasan
Hossa..who do you wanna shoot
Monobear
thats not sexy ariana
SasakiHai...
i dont want to be yiffed
hossa
does a dive into the kitchen and pops a cap in Monobear's ass
Monobear
im eating a delisious sandwhich you cant eat me
Monobear
i mean kill me
Monobear
which you did
SasakiHai...
DAMN
Monobear
because ur mean
Wadanohara
drops cake damn
hossa
lol!
Wadanohara
there goes shaggy
Aobasan
>Hossa just fucking shot Monobear in the kitchen while Pascal watched
Monobear
Roly rother rucker
Aobasan
>Time for round 2!
Aobasan
>Pascal, Hossa, and Sasaki are still exploring
SasakiHai...
Still 5 rooms?
SasakiHai...
Ohh
Aobasan
>I'm remaking the rooms
hossa
can there be a hockey room
Aine
im laughing
Aobasan
>Rooms this time are the Main Room, Lab, Ballroom, and Balcony
Aine
there should be a game room
Aine
with air hockey
hossa
score
Monobear
i wanna legit cry
Monobear
irl cry
Aobasan
holy shit this went by fast
Aobasan
>Sasaki RAN into the laboratory. Where he was set upon by an evil lab ghost
SasakiHai...
NO
SasakiHai...
NO!!!!
Sasuke
goodbye sasaki
Wadanohar...
Bye Sasaki
Aobasan
>He died instantly by the lab ghost. Goodbye
SasakiHai...
I JUST WANTED TO EXPERIMENT
hossa
CAN YOU BELIEVE A GHOUL KILLED A GHOUL
SasakiHai...hossa saidCAN YOU BELIEVE A GHOUL KILLED A GHOUL
Ainehossa saidCAN YOU BELIEVE A GHOUL KILLED A GHOUL
Aobasan
>Pascal stayed in the main room and didn't do anything. It was pretty cool
Aobasan
>And Hossa decided to go dance in the ballroom
Aobasan
>Where he also found another gun.
Wadanohar...
FAn---
Sasuke
Whoa!
Aine
dance do you mean turn it into a rink-
Aine
WOW
hossa
HOCKEY PLAYER WITH A GUN
Wadanohar...
It's because i know of your murder huh you've come back to kill me now
hossa
absolutely
hossa
goodbye lizard fucker
hossa
shoots sasookay
hossa
wait
hossa
he's dead
Aobasan
Are you shooting sasaki's dead body
hossa
he died already
Aobasan
or sasuke
Aobasan
im laughing
hossa
WAIT PASCAL'S THE LAST ONE RIGHT
Aobasan
yes
Monobear
you could always shoot yourself??
hossa
yeah okay bye
hossa
shoots le lizard
Aobasan
>Hossa shot the witness to his first murder...and was left all alone in the house.
Monobear
the options are just open ended
SasakiHai...
this got dark
Aobasan
>Where the ghost of his dead friends will haunt him forever but he still won POV
SasakiHai...Aobasan said>Where the ghost of his dead friends will haunt him forever but he still won POV
Aine
IM LAUGHING
hossa
a small price to play
Aobasan
>So Hossa! Do you decide to take yourself off the block?
Aine
i hope we can play this again and not host it
AobasanAine saidi hope we can play this again and not host it
Wadanohar...Aine saidi hope we can play this again and not host it
Wadanohar...
it's fun yeah
hossa
yeah, i'll be taking myself off.
Aobasan
i probably should have done this with more people buT yeah know
Monobear
i really like f5 luck games
SasakiHai...
am i hoh
hossa
no
Monobear
you are not
Aobasan
>Alright! Monobear please choose a replacement
hossa
:/
SasakiHai...
oh...
Aine
literally when we planned this BB we saw this game and we needed this
SasakiHai...
I REALLY TOHUGHT I WAS
SasakiHai...
DAMMIT MONOBEAR
Monobear
sasuke my hands are really tied here youre gonna have to get on up
AobasanAine saidliterally when we planned this BB we saw this game and we needed this
Sasuke
a'ight
Sasuke
no problemo
Aobasan
>Final Nominees are Pascal and Sasuke
Aobasan
>You guys can make any pleas you have
Wadanohar...
Surreal
Sasuke
my speech...?
Sasuke
This experience has been surreal
Sasuke
And I'm not a very strong competitor
Sasuke
But...
Wadanohar...
Mine is I don't mind being voted, because if you don't, I'll just keep coming back with more obscure icons.
Sasuke
You know, I feel like I've gotten along with all of you p well
Sasuke
Even tho u were kinda mean to me sometimes which made me cry ):
Monobear
like AOBA
Sasuke
Except not rlly
Aobasan
i blame the ghost
SasakiHai...
man.. that sasuke guy is a NERD
Sasuke
But I feel like this wouldn't be a nomination speech
Sasuke
Without some melodramatic bullshit hanging in the background like the plague
Aobasan
>When you have votes please whisper ME
Wadanohar...
You guys are all giant jerks, and I'm appalled.
Aobasan
wait
SasakiHai...
i dont litsen to geckos
MonobearSasakiHaise saidi dont litsen to geckos
Aobasan
im only getting 2 votes
Monobear
you sure are
Aobasan
i just remembered.
hossa
russian space geckos
Wadanohar...
what even am i
Wadanohar...
a gecko, lizard....
Aobasan
>Well...let's tally up these TWO votes
Wadanohar...
I don't know my own identity
Aobasan
>Sasuke........
Aobasan
>has received 1 vote.
Aobasan
>Pascal has also received 1 vote.
Sasuke
Incredible.
Wadanohar...
So, it's a tie, and Monobear decides.
Aobasan
>Time for Monobear to decide who goes home
SasakiHai...
"Sasaki"
Monobear
oooh boy hell yeah
hossaSasakiHaise said"Sasaki"
Monobear
well i already know my desicion
hossa
doug fister
Monobear
i wouldve liked to have kept you for f3 but unfortunately you made too many backstabs and game ending moves
Monobear
so with that in mind i vote to pluck the snake out of the grass, wada
SasakiHai...
ooooooooooooooooooh
Wadanohar...
I've never backstabbed anyone? I've only allied with 3 people
Aobasan
Pascal was a snake all along?!
hossa
but that's not a snake
SasakiHai...Aobasan saidPascal was a snake all along?!
Monobear
you backstabbed us
Aine
dont you mean chameleon
hossa
that's a lizard
SasakiHai...
BUT IT HAS LEGS
Wadanohar...
I wasn't in an alliance with you, Monobear
Monobear
you were though
Wadanohar...
No...
Monobear
you really were
Aobasan
>Pascal has been evicted from the big brother house, feel free to vote any time you're ready
Wadanohar...
And if we
Wadanohar...
'IF
Wadanohar...
I can't type
Sasuke
FINALLY
Monobear
wada if you werent so hellebent on giftwrapping hinata the win i mightve wanted to keep you in this game
Sasuke
MY VOTE FOR WADA WILL MEAN SOMETHING
hossaSasuke saidMY VOTE FOR WADA WILL MEAN SOMETHING
Wadanohar...
But, I never agreed to be an alliance with you, and I was originally allied with Sora, Ariana, Sasaki, and
Aobasan
feel free to whisper me your blacklist when you have it
Wadanohar...
Anne
Monobear
because genually premerge i wanted to work with you
Aobasan
also i tped blacksmith first
Monobear
and then you said you wanted to play to lose
Monobear
well then i guess you lost
Wadanohar...
Because
Wadanohar...
Idk
Wadanohar...
IDK.
Wadanohar...
I'M JUST A lizARD
Monobear
i really wanted to work with you according to other people you were willing to hop ship with us
Aine
im gonna miss wada's icons... they actually grew on me ):
SasakiHaise
nods sagely
hossaAine saidim gonna miss wada's icons... they actually grew on me ):
AobasanAine saidim gonna miss wada's icons... they actually grew on me ):
hossa
same. literally, they grew on me. i have them tattooed to my face