Tsundere Warrior Princess

(trying to be casual) Hey there.. You're still asleep, huh?

I don't blame you. It's pretty late.

I just came from talking with father.

I thought.. I thought it would be just like the old times. You know, the shouting, the empty threats. "If I catch you doing it again I'll have you both whipped through the streets." (little chuckle)

But, he just sat there.. He wasn't angry. He just..

The healer said that, so long as he got to you in time, then you should get better without any real problems..

..

But.. if I was too late.. then you'll probably never wake up.

(sniff)

Please wake up. Please.

You're the only one who treats me like a real person. The servants don't talk to me. The lords and knights all treat me like some idiot girl. Father's always away and he doesn't know what to do when he's here.

Please. Please don't die. Please. (sob)

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I'll stop going on adventures. I'll stay in the castle and wear dresses. I'll sew tapestries and all the other boring princess stuff. Just PLEASE DON'T DIE!


As your future queen I ORDER YOU NOT TO DIE! (sobbing)

(to self) Stop it. Stop it!  This isn't helping.

..

(sniff)

(kiss)

Please wake up.. Please don't leave me..

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Are..? Are you..?

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(Gasp) YOU'RE ALIVE! (hug)

Easy. Easy. It's OK, you're safe. (little laugh)

Don't ever scare me like that again!

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You look terrible.
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(nervous) "What happened?" Well.. how much do you remember?

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(surprised) Really? You really don't remember anything?

(confident) Well, there was this rumor about a nest of hydra in the swamp, so I decided to go take care of it. You tagged along, like always, and like an idiot you got yourself bitten. I had to bring you all the way back here just to get you an antidote, so I didn't even get to slay the mother.

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Don't apologize. I should know by now that you can't handle the kind of adventures I go on. You're just lucky I got you to the healer in time. Too late and the antidote might not have worked.. and you.. you would..

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(Mumble) It was my fault..

It was my fault! I was distracted. I was showing off and one got behind me. You tried to warn me but I wasn't listening, so you.. got in the way. You nearly died and it was all my fault!

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Don't apologize! (Sniff)

(hug) I was so scared. Don't ever do something stupid like that again.

(pause)

(kiss)

What? It's tradition, right? A brave hero saves a princess. She rewards him with a kiss.

(more kissing for a while)

Actually, I think, traditionally, it's more than just a kiss. It's usually "happily ever after."  Let me just reach down here and..  Oh my! Sir knight, what a big lance you have!

You know what? I've just remembered something about venom bites. You need to get someone to suck out the poison. I don't remember the details, but I think I can figure it out.

(blowjob improv)

(laugh) Relax. Nobody's going to walk in on us. These sick rooms double up as dungeons. Besides, do you really think you could stop me? I can kick your ass when you're not half dead. You know that's pretty pathetic, right?

(blowjob end)

Now.. um.. I guess should take this stupid dress off. I only wore it to try and get on father's good side.

It's OK. You can look. You probably didn't realize how big I am now, since they're usually hidden under armor.

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Now.. we.. we're going to have sex.

Of course I'm still a virgin! I mean, it's not like I was saving myself for you special or anything. It's just.. you're the first.. I could have had sex with lots of guys if I wanted to.

(to self) It's just like sheathing a sword.

I know I called it a lance before. Just, shut up.

(start sex)

No.. It's OK. I want this.


(Sex improv)

You do realize you're deflowering the princess, right? This probably counts as treason.

(laugh) I'm joking. Anyone wants to cut your head off, they have to go through me. Promise. (kiss)

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Aww. What's the matter? Did I ruin the mood?

What if I.. mmm.. pinch my nipples.. and rub my clit.. and kiss.. *kiss* your neck.. *kiss*

That's better. Come on, feel my chest. They're so big, and soft, and all for you. *kiss*

How many times did you jerk off thinking about me? Don't lie. I know you did. I used to touch myself thinking about it. I bet you stayed up all night, imagining me riding you. My tits bouncing. Your hands on my ass. Pumping your hot cum into me.

Do it. Do it now.. Cum for me.

(orgasm, catch breath)

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(sad) What are we going to do?

No, idiot! Not "go to sleep!" I mean, what are we going to do about us?

I mean, if you really were a knight, it might be different..

Maybe.. since you saved me, father will let you train to be a knight..

(excited) Then, in a few years, we can have you save me again, and then we can.. (embarrassed) we can.. you know..  get married?

Don't look at me like that! I am still a girl, remember? I can like that sort of thing. It is allowed.

Just, get better soon, OK? You're going to need your strength. I want you trained by the best, so obviously I'll be the one the one to do it. This is going to be so much fun. I'm not going to go easy on you.

But.. when you do improve.. you can expect LOTS of positive reinforcement. (kiss)