Costumes and preparations - both lively! 1-4H

Costumes and preparations - both lively! 1-4H

Gin: What happened!?

Son: Sonocchi!? Wait, that's me. Wasshi!?

[Sumi's room]

Gin: Sumi! Sumi! Are you alright? Did something happen!?

Son: Wasshi, what happened!? Earthquake? Thunder? Fire? Ojiya? [1]

Gin: Ojiya as in the rice soup? Why were you making that?

Sum: Pumpkins!

Gin: No, look... If you're trying to continue the joke, say something relevant, like "rice gruel!", to continue the rice theme...

Son: Aah! Happy Halloween!

Gin: See, like that, following up on the pumpkin... Wait, whoa! There really are pumpkins... W-Why!?

Sum: Sonocchi put a pickled plum on my navel, I ended up being turned into a cyborg and now it's all like this...

Gin: Like what!? Cut the sleeptalk and explain this properly!

Sum: There's an urban legend that says putting pickled plums on your navel helps with car sickness!

Gin: The problem isn't pickled plums, it's the pumpkins! Where did all these huge pumpkins come from!?

[Dormitory hallway]

Mit: Aah... We caused a commotion after all...

Uta: What a shame. I was planning to deliver some to Gin-kun and Sonoko-kun too, but they woke up...

Mit: Really!? But shouldn't that much be enough for lantern-making already?

Uta: Probably, yeah. I guess this is just about enough for a Halloween trick.

Mit: Huh!? This was a trick!? Oh... Right...

Mit: There's no way this could've been simulation of being a delivery service...

Uta: What do you mean!? This was the first step to your dream, Mii-chan! The trick was just a bonus!

Mit: Eeh. What were we really doing just now?

Uta: For me it was about 98% your dream and 1% playing a trick on them.

Mit: 98% for me... T-Thanks. Huh? Wait, what about the remaining percent?

Uta: My Santa desire to give out presents?

Mit: I told you already! This isn't Christmas! Utanon, I swear!

Uta: But don't you think you'd make a great Santa Claus?

Uta: Mii-chan's delivery service. Mito's-delivery-claus. Ah! Mito Claus! Tres bien![2]

Mit: I didn't want to bring it up again, but I take it back...

Uta: Bring what back?

Mit: Remember how Hinata-san said she didn't like Nogi-san's old man joke during the culture festival?

Uta: Yeah. And you said you liked mine, ahaha!

Mit: But Mito Claus? That was too far! That's not something you should ever say in front of people!

Uta: R-Really?

Mit: Yeah! Utanon, you definitely have something in similar with Nogi-san... You're the same!

Uta: Eeeh!? T-There's no way...

Mit: I hate it, Utanon! That was such a dad joke!

Uta: I-I'm sorry. Pardon me, Mii-chan! I won't say them anymore, so forgive me!

Mit: ...Ehehe. Did that scare you? Happy Halloween! That was my trick.

Uta: O-Oh come on! You're such a meanie! You sure paid me back!

Mit: This was your present from Mito Claus!

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Notes:
1 - The proper phrase is "Earthquakes, thunder, fires, fathers", listing all those scary things, but Sonoko misspells oyaji(father) as ojiya(a type of rice soup).
2 - the original goes Mi-taku-claus using the "taku" from "takuhai" (delivery) and is no lamer.