F1 AIE Chapter 6

>Fuck where were we?
>Oh yeah, library.
>After Celestia came and left, everyone is in the main room discussing your situation and where you’re going to stay.
>RD: “OOH OOH, You can stay with me! My house is just down the road and…”
“Up in the air?”
>RD: “heh, yeah.”
>TS: “I’ve got a cloud walking spell that will allow you to stay there without any trouble.”
>That’s all fine and dandy, but having to go through a huge procedure to get back on the ground just to go on a joy ride seems like too much trouble to you.
“Thanks for the offer but I’d like to stay on the ground.”
>TS: “Alright, then how about here at the library? I’ve got a guest room over down the hall there that you can use.”
>That’s convenient. Also, you won’t be bored with all these books lying around. There’s bound to be a good read around here.
>But there’s just one thing.
“I’ll take that offer, thanks Twilight. One thing though, is there a gym anywhere near by? If you manage to find Earth again I don’t want to be in bad physical condition.”
>RD: “Yeah there is one a few blocks down from Sugarcube Corner. They’ve got tons of equipment.”
“Great! Let me know when you go down there, Im gonna need a workout buddy.”
>RD: “You got it!”


>Okay, living conditions are set.
>There is a place to work out.
>There is a spot for the car.
>Everything seems to be taken care of.
>Wait…
“Rarity”
>”Yes?”
“Could you make some regular everyday clothes for me pretty please? This fire suit is getting uncomfortable.”
>Fluttershy looks to you with wide eyes.
>FS: “f..f…fire suit?”
“Crashes in F1 are very common Fluttershy, and sometimes the fuel line can rupture in an accident. Either that or the engine can just blow suddenly. We have to wear these to protect ourselves from the fire that may result.”
>Her mouth is wide open, obviously shocked at how dangerous the sport is.
“I explained this to Celestia when she was here.”
>FS: “Oh, I went to the bathroom sometime during that. I guess I didn’t catch that part.”
>Welp.
“Anyway, Rarity do you think you could do that for me please?”
>RA: “Absolutely Anon, All I need are your measurements and we’ll be good to go.”
>Neat, you can’t wait to get out of this thing.
>Your usually in it for only 2 hours, but it’s been about twice that long now.
>AJ: “Well it was very nice getting to know you Anon. but ah need to be getting back to the farm. It’s getting kinda late.
>FS: “I agree, I need to go feed Angel anyway”
>Everyone says they’re goodbyes and head out except for Rarity.
>RA: “Come on Anon, I’ll take you to my boutique where we can get your clothes made.”
“Yes Ma’am, right behind you.”


>One week later.
>Thanks to Rarity, you now have a full wardrobe of nice, comfortable, everyday clothes.
>Quite possibly the best you have ever worn, that p0ny sure is good at what she does.
>Living at the Library is nice. Great place to relax and read a bit.
>Among all the literature there you managed to find many p0nyfied versions of your favorite books.
>The similarities on most of them are uncanny.
>and of course, working out with Dash has been very beneficial.
>Damn is she strong, she can bench more than you can with her fucking wings!
>You guess they have to be that strong to be able to break the fucking sound barrier.
>Alright, so, todays the day.
>Time to find out what Celestia plans to show you all.
>You and the Mane 6 are walking toward the spot where she said to meet up with her last week.
>Applejack is the first to speak up.
>AJ: “So why exactly did we have to come out here?”
>TS: “Celestia said to meet here a week ago. I wonder what she’s got in store for us.”
>PP: “Maybe she’s throwing us a party!”
>TS: “I doubt it Pinkie. Maybe if we were going to Canterlot, but not on the outskirts of P0nyville where there is NOTHING here.”
>From up high, you hear dash yell out:
>”That nothing you’re talking about sure looks like something Twilight!”
>There are tons of trees around you; you can’t see what Dash can.
>TS: “What do you see Dash?”
>RD: “Stands, lots of em. But it’s not a stadium. They look like they’re around a long black road.”
>…
>Wait…
>WAT

>Holy fucking shit what?
>WHAT?
>A track?
>AN HONEST TO FUCK RACING CIRCUIT?
>IN EQUESTRIA?
>IN ONE WEEK?
>HOW THE DICK DID CELESTIA DO THAT?
>Following Dash’s lead, you slowly start to see the stands come into view from behind the trees.
>That’s when you all see it.
>TS: “Oh, there's a banner over there, look.”
>”Welcome to P0nyville Circuit.”
“She built a race track. In one week.”
>RD: “Didn’t you say that those take months to build?”
“Like I told Twilight when she turned on my car last week; in a world without magic it does.”
>You come up to the entrance of the Welcome Center, it’s absolutely beautiful.
>Definitely a high class facility. The landscaping looks great, flowers of all colors line the sidewalk leading up to the double glass doors of the building. Celestia sure didn’t slack off.
>Entering the facility you all are in awe of how amazing the place looks.
>The walls are a solid white with racing flags artistically placed. The corners of the walls are rounded so everything looks as sleek as possible.
>Up above there are skylights letting natural light in.
>Everything just looks so pure.
>AJ: “Ah haven’t seen anything this fancy since ah was in Manehattan.”
>RD: “So… Awesome…”
“This is nicer than anything back home.”
>You all branch off to different areas taking a look at the various pictures on display.
>TS: “Oh hey, this must be the track itself here on this poster.”
>You walk over to Twilight.
“Okay, let’s see what this track looks… like….“
>…
>Dude.
>WHAT.

>Monza.
>Its fucking Monza
>P0nyville Circuit is a PERFECT recreation of a racing circuit in fucking Italy.
>On EARTH.
>You didn’t even describe to Celestia the shapes of the tracks you race at.
>Seriously, how the shit did she do this!?
>Speak of the devil; the Princess then walks in to the facility.
>CE: “Ah I see that you all made it here just fine.”
“Did you do this on purpose?”
>You ask pointing to the track map.
>CE: “Do what on purpose?”
“The shape of the track.”
>CE: “Yes, I had Canterlot’s finest engineers design a track specifically for raw speed. Then taking into account the safety features you mentioned a week ago, this is what they came up with.”
“Neat.”
>CE: “Quite, can’t wait to try it out huh?”
>She can read you like a book.
“You have no idea.”
>CE: “Then let’s not waste any time, Follow me to pit lane everyone.”

>You all head outside towards the front straight.
>Oh wow.
>the track looks glorious.
>Even though the pavement is freshly laid out, it’s nice and rough to provide grip for the tires.
>Damn she even got that right.
>The starting grid markers, the start lights, the Grandstands. It’s all here.
>The only thing that isn’t here is the old oval.
>Considering that this place has just been built, there is no historical oval. It’s just the current Grand Prix layout.
>Now over on pit lane you walk towards the one garage stall that is open.
>Celestia calls out to you.
>CE: “Anon, did you bring your car with you?”
“Nope, I didn’t think I would be needing it.”
>You weren’t expecting  to be surprised with a track by the princess. So the car is still in the spot next to the library.
>Shit, now you’re gonna have to walk all the fucking way back over there to-
>CRACK
>WHATTHEFUCK
>TS: “There it is!”
>Your car appears out of fucking nowhere in the garage, cutie marks on the tail glowing.
>Twilight and her teleportation spells.
“Little warning next time Twi? I almost pissed myself.”
>TS: “Heh, sorry!”
>CE: “Well, now that that’s taken care of. Care to demonstrate the sport of Formula 1 to us Anon?”
>Fuck yeah.
“With pleasure your highness.”
>You quickly get changed into your fire suit and put on your helmet, both conveniently teleported along with the car, and have Twilight fire it up.
>You head out onto P0nyville Circuit for the first time, or Monza for the millionth time as you see it, with Celestia and the Mane 6 watching on.

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