GG Allin Discovers Carbonated Diarrhea on Mars

GG Allin, a fearless astronaut, was sent on a mission to Mars to explore the red planet. Once there, he discovered something very unexpected: the Martians were drinking a beverage called "carbonated diarrhea". Intrigued, GG Allin decided to investigate how this drink was made.

The Martians explained to GG Allin that carbonated diarrhea is made with water from the Tehuacán Crater, a magical and mysterious place that has unique properties that give the beverage its distinctive flavor. In addition, the Martians work like cows, eating tripe, prunes, and chiles to produce the diarrhea that is then mixed with the water.

GG Allin was fascinated by the whole process and decided to try all 30 different brands of the beverage that the Martians had created. While exploring and tasting the different brands, GG Allin found one that he particularly liked: "Andromeda's Anus". This brand had a strong and spicy flavor that reminded him of the chili sauce he ate at home in the United States.

After trying all the brands, GG Allin decided that he had to share this unique beverage with the world. With that idea in mind, he returned to Earth and traveled to Kingstree, SC, a city that had never heard of carbonated diarrhea before. There, GG Allin convinced the entire city to try the drink, explaining how it was made and why it was so delicious.

In one of the apartment complexes in the city, the "Andromeda's Anus" brand became the favorite of the residents. Despite the fact that the complex was on the verge of being condemned due to infrastructure problems, people refused to leave their homes, thanks to the carbonated diarrhea. GG Allin had succeeded in turning a beverage from another world into a sensation on Earth.