Pirate anon 3 the tale of the flying ditchp0ny

>You be captain Anonymous
>And right now you’re exhausted
>You spend the entire night rutting with a cyan p0ny who used to be your bro and a voodoo witch zebra
>Both under the effects of magic viagra for females
>You’re little buccaneer was in heaven at first
>Now he’s in Tartarus
>A ship can only fire as much cannonballs at it holds
>So by the end it had to surrender
>The scurvy dogs wouldn’t have any of it
>You sigh at you look at your cabin
>It has seen better days for sure
>It almost looks like your ship did a barrel roll as the entire place is trashed
>A soft groan turns your sight at your new lover Rainbow Dash
>Her mane is a mess and she too looks worse to wear
>She still has those stockings on every hoof. You got to hand it to Zecora. How those things didn’t rip or get tears in the fabric is beyond you
Morning me sweet lass
>Rainbow Dash looks disoriented for a bit until she seems to remember last night’s events
>She blushes and turns sideways away from you
>Damn that’s cute
>RD: “Uh…morning”
>You be not having any of that and you quickly turn her back to you
>She’s staring at you
>Those eyes are filled with affection yet you detect a bit of shame in them
You be regretting what we did?
>RD: “No …it’s just …I sure didn’t expect that”
>You can agree with that. You sure didn’t expect to find love after your pillaging of Ponyville …and that cyan plot
>She’s still staring at you unsure how to react
>You be deciding for her and give her a kiss. Not the nasty lustful kinds like last night but a soft kiss filled with affection
>Seems she likes that and soon enough you are sharing it
>That little scene was all you needed
>You were going to make sure this mare joins your little band of scallywags
>You reluctantly  break the kiss as she’s gasping for breath
What say ye lass, join me band of adventures and go plunder the seas with us
>She gives you a deadpan look
>RD: “Anon we’re still on land. This is a floating ship”
>You love this mare but damnit if she wasn’t breaking your character right now
That be less important right now and just answer the question
>You can see she’s thinking about it
>And thinking about it
>Can’t she just make up her mind
Don’t hold back lass, think of all the adventuring we be having. Booty and grog all around. We be dancing in bits and drink till we drop. No law for us to obey. Freebooting all the way
>Zecora must be rubbing of on you
>RD: “Ok but on some conditions”
Name them lass
>RD: “Stop with the lass thing …and call me like you did last night”
>You can see her blush again
>you remember how she reacted to Dashie
Dashie it is me love
>You give her another kiss as she gets even more crimson
>RD: “You…you’re my special somep0ny …human now so no more sleeping around”
>What? Don’t listen to her captain, we need to pillage and plunder booty
>Silence me little buccaneer
>RD: “Unless …I’m there also”
>If she could get any redder you’d be thinking she went purple
>Seems your special mare likes some girl on girl action from time to time
>Either that or she just really loved what Zecora did to her
>Speaking of, you notice she’s not around
>Damn that zebra is a boss
>Rutted all night and already working on your next pillaging trip
>A gentle push snaps you out of it
>RD “Anon?”
Sorry Dashie lost in thought
>Well you slipped out of character there
>RD: “And no more of that potion thing. I felt like it was my estrus all over again”
>Damn, you can’t wait till that hits her again
>Neither can your buccaneer as he stands at attention again
>Ready to board again captain
>Brave lad, on the brink of Tartarus yet still willing to fight
>Rainbow Dash must have felt it too as she looks down to see your little buccaneer proud and willing
>She grins at you


>After another session with your special mare your little buccaneer was definitely spend
>He was a brave lad, alone and exhausted yet still willing to travel to the depths to plunder Davy Jones locker
>And plunder he did
>Even as the kraken held him in a vice grip and the ocean was drowning him he plundered on
>Even as the screeching of the siren deafened his already exhausted form he plundered on
>You remember what he shouted at you right before he finally succumbed
>It was an honor serving you captain
>As the cannon fired into the depths he fell limp
>You shed a single manly tear for your little buccaneer
>May he rest in the gentle grip of Neptune well
>You and Dashie needed a shower badly
>Lucky for you there just happen to be one right in your cabin
>Still magic so you don’t have to explain shit
>That shower led to more friskiness from your special mare
>Damn that p0ny wanted you
>Sadly your little buccaneer was not up for the task
>So she got the deluxe special with your hands
>You made sure to show her just why some p0nies were so fascinated with hands
>Now here you are sitting on your deck waiting for Braeburn to get back
>As you wait you can’t help but think back how you started this fine band of scallywags
>It was after yet another rape attempt on you
>Applerape and Fetishshy teamed up which made them harder to beat
>On their own they were easy enough. Applerape would just be honest about her objectives and straight forward tell you. That lead to her downfall. Fetishshy would just ask you about some crazy fetish, maybe try something once in a while but was kind enough about it
>But together those bounds held no end
>You could feel it. They were close to succeeding
>Desperation made you visit Twilight’s library. You would learn magic or some shit even if it killed you
>That’s when you found a book of old Equestrian folklore
>Most of it sounded shit but there was this one passage of the flying ditchp0ny and his floating ship
>Apparently finding the ship could make you have any wish you so desired
>Foolish tale or not you had to try it
>Only it required magic to find it
>You all but begged Twilight to help you but she just called it a little foals tale and she was far too busy to undergo some foolish expedition
>To Tartarus with her then!
>You tried Rarity next but she gave you a similar reply
>Those where the only unicorns you truly befriended
>Sure you talked to a few now and then, but no p0ny stood out that you could ask for help
>That left you with Zecora
>If nothing else perhaps she could help you make some sort of anti rape potion
>Explaining your plan to her she could not help but grin
>Z: “Oh silly Anonymous this idea might be win”
>Goddamnit now you’re even rhyming with her
>Z: “The story of the flying ditchp0ny is well known. Perhaps there might be some prize I could own?”
>Heck she could have the ship for all you cared
>If this idea worked you couldn’t care less about the rest
>As long as those crazy rapist p0nies would stop their shit
>Z: “There is only one problem. The location of the ship is far into land much fearsome. To help us on our way we have to find another preferably today”
>You tried Big Macintosh, strongest stallion you knew
>Sadly he could not leave his farm since he had to Applebuck
>A part of you could not help but think of him bucking his sister
>You quickly shook those thoughts
>Feeling glum without knowing anyone else to ask you went on your way. You got lucky as you walked into a stallion you never saw before
>BB: “Why howdy partner I’m Braeburn”
>You went to shake his hood but that wink he gave you stopped you dead in your track
>Oh god you just has to find a gay stallion
>When you learned he was family with Applejack you definitely lost it
>Seems he didn’t have the rape genes though
>You told him of your plans
>Surprisingly he agreed
>Poor guy needed the money for his hometown Appleloosa
>Unbeknown to you a little colt overheard you
>So as you went on your expedition he followed you
>Once you found out it was far too late to send him back
>Trip took a month from going through forests damp and dark. Swamps filled with awful smells. A desert that made even Braeburn curse the heat and lastly a mountain so steep and cold you felt you would freeze to death
>But you succeeded and sure enough you found it
>The floating ship of the flying ditchp0ny
>If the ship was real then so had to be the wish
>Took you a while to get on there, after all it was a floating ship and you had 2 earth ponies and a zebra with you
>But soon enough you did
>LP: “Boy this is just like a pirate ship!”
>Little colt seemed happy enough
>Kid was a bro for sure. Was scared shitless during your trip but never once backed down
>BB: “You think there will be treasure on this here ship?”
Only one way to find out
>You scattered to find any valuables but besides the old dusty tome or drinking cub it was empty
>You felt there had to be something here though
>The captains cabin was the only place you did not search yet so you all entered
>While it was definitely better looking like the rest of the ship it too looked old and deserted
>That’s when you saw it
>A small chest
>You opened it and found a weird looking gem with a skull engraved into it
>BB: “That’s it? that doesn’t seem to be of much value”
>Z: “Do not be so hasty, this gem has power it almost feels tasty”
>LP: “Boy all this work for an old gem, we didn’t even get to see pirates”
I hear you kid, would be fun if there where pirates on this ship
>You thought you would just humor him
>A mistake you regret even today
>The gem vibrated in your hand and with a flash that engulfed the entire ship you could feel your mind changing
>One moment you are Anonymous
>The next you be captain Anonymous, pirate of the Everfree forest and beyond
>That’s how you became a band of scallywags
>Not a bad life
>Yet something felt missing
>After every night you had to spend bits for grog and grub
>You needed a cook badly
>And some entertainment besides those of the flesh
>Music to be more precise
>Yes you needed a musician
>You needed new crewmates
>You needed nakama! Then you would make gol.d rogers dream complete
>As if Zecora could read your mind she walked up to you
>Z: “Captain Anonymous hold onto your leech. This is not that crazy manga One Piece”
>Damn voodoo zebras

>The end