If there is one quote that I feel relates to me the most, it’s one by George Carlin, and this is it: “I don’t have pet peeves.  I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”  I absolutely love and agree with this quote.  Why, you might ask?  Well, for one, I’m sick of this “politically correct” bullshit.  There is absolutely NOTHING that is correct about politics.  Not one fuckin’ thing.  So the next time you hear someone say, “that’s not politically correct,” I want YOU to respond with something along the lines of “IS THIS POLITICALLY CORRECT?” and then punch them in the face.  If you’re going to refer to something as politically correct, just call it diplomatic, and even then, I’d probably get it in my head to shove yours, up your asshole.  My hatred of politically correctness relates to that quote because I don’t want to use a shitty term like “pet peeves.”  My hatreds are NOT my pets.  And if I want to express my dislike for something in a strong way, why the hell would I say “pet peeves?” You wouldn’t go to your friend and say, “oh, I peeve that movie. “ No.  You’d say “I fucking hated that movie,” or “that movie blew big green donkey balls.”  I’ll try to keep my cussing, and non-diplomacy down for the rest of this paper, but I can’t make any fucking guarantees.  Now that I’m on about this political garbage, let’s talk about this whole Mexican immigration thing going on here in the shit state of Arizona.  First of all, let’s talk about why we want to deport them.  It’s not because of their color, it’s not because of the whole conservative argument about paying taxes for them, etcetera.  It’s about their reputation as a race.  SOMEHOW, don’t ask me how, but hispanic people in general have acquired the reputation of thieves, liars, killers, and the like.  The conservatives in particular, make these generalizations that every single hispanic person in this country is a thief, liar, killer, what have you.  That’s not true.  There are some very intelligent and kind hispanic people.  BUT, I personally don’t feel that they should have the right to play the racism card, when they’re not doing anything to fix or help the problems that the non-kind/intelligent Hispanics have.  They don’t give a shit, and that’s the problem.  I also don’t think that they have the right to say “MOST of us aren’t bad,”  because if most of them weren’t bad years and years ago, then they would have never gotten the reputation that they have in the first place.  That’s that.   And to finish off this little chunk of information I just fed you, I’d like to say that I have no problem personally with hispanic people, I have many hispanic friends.  Now please don’t assassinate me.  I’M JUST KIDDING.  Ignore that.
Related to the above, another thing that pisses me off greatly, are these annoying, pale-faced, spoiled white kids that try to pretend like they are black or hispanic.  Let me just say, no matter how fucking hard you try, you are, and always will be white.  I don’t care if you change your accent, I don’t care if you paint yourself another color, you will always be white, and you can’t change that.  So stop fucking acting like you fit in, and like you have experienced any of the things that blacks or Hispanics have.  Seriously, cut the little fuckin’ circus act.  Stop wearing your pants below your ass, stop modifying the way you walk so you look like a little thug, and in general, stop trying so fucking hard to be someone you’re not.  All these potentially good kids thinking it’s good to be a thug, it’s not.  If it was good to be a thug, then there wouldn’t be tons in jail.  And your excuse may be, well it’s about respect.  Do you morons really fuckin’ think you’ll gain more respect by terrorizing people and thinking you’re cool because you expose half of your ass to people.  You can attribute some of this childish hell-raising madness to the parents.  Listen up folks, if you want a good kid, be a good parent!  That’s the only way.  It’s sort of a good mincing of the phrase “if you want something done right, do it yourself.”  That’s all for today ladies and gentlemen.  Should there be another generation of stupid wannabes that can’t differentiate between you’re and your, I will write another one of these.