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  84. <DIV id=console_inner>08:57 - Default boot scheduled to finish in <SPAN
  85. style="DISPLAY: none" id=console_clock>71:23:18</SPAN><BR>08:58 - Activating
  86. emergency distributed computing grid...<BR>09:00 - GLaDOS@home
  87. starting...<BR>09:01 - Recruiting cpus to force faster boot sequence...<BR>19:55
  88. - Calculations complete for The Wonderful End of the World. Recalculating a new
  89. launch projection...<BR>11:55 - Calculations complete for 1... 2... 3... Kick
  90. It!. Recalculating a new launch projection...<BR>21:00 - Calculations complete
  91. for AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity.
  92. Recalculating a new launch projection...<BR>04:00 - Calculations complete for
  93. RUSH. Recalculating a new launch projection...<BR>10:15 - Calculations complete
  94. for Cogs. Recalculating a new launch projection...<BR>15:35 - Calculations
  95. complete for Toki Tori. Recalculating a new launch projection...<BR>20:20 -
  96. Calculations complete for BIT.TRIP BEAT. Recalculating a new launch
  97. projection...<BR>10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells<BR>11:00 - Reboot
  98. safety test protocol initiated...<BR>11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks
  99. released...<BR>11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed
  100. testing positions...<BR>11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment
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