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- Stranger: FUCK ISLAM! LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
- You: MURCAN
- Stranger: Glad we agree.
- You: Yes
- You: I am very fond of the fatty America
- Stranger: Same
- You: As an American, I often celebrate how American I am by grabbing my illegally owned firearms and firing them blindly into the sky above me
- You: while chanting "America!"
- Stranger: That's Taliban behavior
- You: the tell me
- You: how am I white?
- Stranger: Wat
- You: Yes, looks like you never prepared yourself for a conspiracy theory of this caliber
- Stranger: You make no sense at all.
- You: But yet I am American
- You: You probably had not considered that one
- You: Caught you blind sided!
- Stranger: Still make no sense.
- You: You're a man, right?
- Stranger: Indeed.
- You: So then it would be perfectly okay if I slid my schlong inside your anus?
- Stranger: Only after buying me dinner
- You: I can pay with my welfare check
- Stranger: btw, are you aware that 9/11 was perpetrated by the Illuminati-Trilateral Commission alliance, and that the Mossad-run Skull and Bones society is a Masonic training ground for Area 51's chemtrail pilots?
- You: Absolutely
- Stranger: Glad to hear it.
- You: You have to beware of Obama, for he will take on the form of the antichrist in the near future
- Stranger: Nah, the antichrist is already here, it's called The Fed
- You: Michelle Obama is a man
- Stranger: Obama is a puppet for the CIA-FEMA alliance.
- You: If you reverse Barack Obama saying "Say yes" backwards, it almost sounds like he is saying "satan"
- You: which is proof that he is a satanist
- Stranger: And that surprises you?
- You: Why would it? I mean honestly, I used this technique to reveal so many fake christians on youtube
- Stranger: There you go.
- Stranger: You must be the vigilant Christian
- You: they pretend to preach, but I spent 100 hours on a christian's video and I eventually found a sequence of 2 words that when reversed, almost sound like the word "satan"
- Stranger: Definitely vigilant
- You: I'm tired of all these athiests trying to push evolution theory
- You: evolution is impossible
- Stranger: It's not a theory, it's satanism
- You: You can't just make something out of nothing, well, unless God does it
- Stranger: God is a puppet for the Illuminati
- You: religion is scientifically possible, unlike science
- Stranger: Science is an outdated concept used by industrialists to keep the truth from the people.
- You: God whispered in my ear that he is real
- You: how can he not be real then
- You: logically tell me
- You: the answer is
- You: he can't not be real
- Stranger: That's MK-ULTRA's program fucking with you.
- Stranger: That whisper was actually Majestic-12.
- You: I am glad I have a tin foil hat at home
- Stranger: You have to use titanium now.
- Stranger: The technology has been updated.
- You: the tin foil hat is going to protect me from the prick Obama, who's running the country now
- You: trying to run it into the ground
- Stranger: Obama isn't running the country, you sheeple
- You: it's gonna protect you from the zombie civilization we got going on
- Stranger: It won't protect you from the truth
- You: it's gonna protect you from waves
- You: microwaves
- You: that are rampant through the air
- You: you know
- You: chem trails
- You: drones
- You: any of that shit
- Stranger: I told you that the chemtrails are done by Masonic pilots
- Stranger: They cannot be protected against
- You: you're lying
- You: that's just some nonsense tin-foil hat conspiracy
- Stranger: Except by staying indoors and duct taping the doors and windows
- Stranger: Keep living in your illusions, then
- You: Hey
- You: man
- You: I've done the research
- Stranger: Clearly not.
- You: huffington post is never wrong
- Stranger: You think Obama is actually running the country, lol
- Stranger: Huffington Post is a front for the Trilateral Commission.
- Stranger: You're buying into their propaganda
- You: No!
- You: You're trying to trick me!
- Stranger: Yes you are
- Stranger: You're in denial.
- You: You're trying to force me into a state of cognitive dissonance
- Stranger: You're already in such a state.
- Stranger: I'm trying to free your mind
- You: tell me
- You: why are the men and black following me all the time
- You: *in
- Stranger: They have identified you as a potential threat.
- Stranger: The reason they haven't moved on you is because you have yet to fully see the truth
- You: I am going to free the world from debt!!!
- Stranger: No, mr robot
- You: Yes
- You: I will
- Stranger: Debt is fictional. We are already free from it.
- You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You: !!
- You: !!!!
- You: !
- Stranger: It's just that everyone thinks that they're bound by it.
- Stranger: You've brought into their lies
- Stranger: boughtÆ
- Stranger: *
- You: my dad says that the men in black are trying to seperate me from him
- Stranger: You dad is a CIA agent
- You: my dad says that he loves me and he will never let them seperate us
- You: my dad says there are certain men who don't want him alive
- Stranger: Your dad also told someone that he had sex with their mom, no?
- You: No
- You: he never said that
- Stranger: Yes he did.
- Stranger: You just didn't notice it.
- Stranger: That's a CIA code sentence.
- You: I AM GOING tO FRAME tERRY COLBY
- Stranger: Terry Colby is guilty
- Stranger: It was a double bluff by EvilCorp
- You: you're kidding me
- Stranger: Not at all.
- Stranger: Se through the illusions and be free
- You: But I thought terry colby poured the liquid cancer into my dad????
- Stranger: That's what they want you to think.
- You: then what about fSociety??????????????????
- Stranger: That's a front set up by EvilCorp. DIdn't you watch the final scene?
- Stranger: Didn't*
- You: Yes
- You: of course
- Stranger: There you go, then.
- You: You have BD Wong turning into a man
- Stranger: The Dark Army set up the front on orders from EvilCorp
- You: why would EvilCorp want this to happen to them?
- Stranger: The guy BD Wong was talking to wants to take over the world.
- Stranger: Casting the world into chaos is the first step of that
- You: Do you think Law and Order SVU is a prequel to Mr Robot?
- Stranger: Nah, that's what they want you to think.
- You: I mean
- You: Bradley Darrel Wong is in both of them
- Stranger: Exactly.
- Stranger: It's a very clever attempt at brainwashing the population.
- You: I am pretty sure Elliot Alderson is Elliot Stabler after he time travelled.
- Stranger: Then you've bought into the propaganda
- You: I'm starting to think you're not being genuine
- Stranger: That's an even worse sign.
- You: No
- You: No!
- You: they are trying to fill me with medications
- You: trying to make me forget
- Stranger: You have already forgotten the truth
- You: what the hell is going on?!
- You: My dad who supposedly died 10 years ago is now talking to me in my apartment?!
- Stranger: You haven't seen through the illusions
- You: Why didn't you say anything?!?!?!
- You: Why didn't you tell me!?!?
- Stranger: I've told you all this time
- Stranger: You just refused to listen
- You: You pushed me out of my bedroom window!
- Stranger: No, you did.
- You: What?
- Stranger: You pushed you out of your bedroom window
- You: "amusement park fail"
- Stranger: What
- You: I don't even know what is real anymore
- Stranger: The Illuminati is real
- You: I don't know why I did the hack in the first place
- You: I wanted to save the world
- Stranger: You did it because the powers that be manipulated you into it.
- You: Why?
- Stranger: You're just a pawn in their game
- You: he said my contract was open to the highest bidder
- Stranger: He lied
- Stranger: They all lie
- You: they told me I was being controlled my a mysterious G-man
- You: *by
- Stranger: lol
- Stranger: G-man is controlled by the Illuminati
- Stranger: The vigilant Christian says so
- You: I had one of those crazy athiests ask me
- You: if Satan is trying to get you to sin
- You: why does he punish you in Hell
- You: rather than giving you a fist bump and a hero's welcome
- You: shouldn't he be like "sick job sinning, dude"
- You: what would you say?
- Stranger: Satan is evil
- Stranger: Evil betrays reason
- Stranger: What did you say?
- You: I was speechless
- Stranger: Clearly the person asking was a satanist
- You: He also asked me why the meteor did not strike on the 23rd
- You: once again I was speechless
- Stranger: The rapture comes later
- You: Yeah I tried to tell my friends about the rapture
- You: one of them thought I was talking about BioShock
- Stranger: The rapture comes when the Illuminati wants it to come.
- You: Do you think Obama is a puppet to the NWO?
- Stranger: No, he's a puppet to the Trilateral Commission.
- Stranger: Whose goal is the NWO
- You: What do you think it is like to become a puppet to the illuminati?
- You: Do you get visited by an Illuminati member and they say "we're going to control you now"
- Stranger: The process is of course a lot more gradual than that.
- Stranger: Mind control projects like MKUltra are used as well
- You: So does the soon-to-be puppet become aware of this process?
- Stranger: Not until it's too late.
- You: Eye opening stuff
- Stranger: Glad to hear it.
- You: Do you happen to have Steam?
- Stranger: Sure.
- You: Perhaps we could continue discussion there?
- Stranger: Nah, Steam is monitored by the NSA on orders from the Federal Reserve
- You: And Omegle isn't?
- Stranger: Yes, but Omegle is anonymous. As long as you access it through Tor, you're safe.
- You: Way ahead of you, there
- You: I am also behind 7 proxies
- Stranger: Good.
- You: I am afraid I can't communicate with you through the means of this website much longer, as I grow increasingly paranoid of the men in black closing in on my apartment
- Stranger: Well, then put all your computer components in your microwave oven and get out of there.
- You: How did you know?
- You: Wait
- You: this isn't right
- You: perfect life
- You: did he want me to hack him?
- Stranger: Yes he did.
- You: You ever seen those snuff films?
- Stranger: Which ones?
- You: One the dark web?
- You: on
- Stranger: Of course
- You: What would you do if your friend sent you child pornography?
- Stranger: I don't have any friends.
- You: Hypothetically
- Stranger: Friends are what FEMA wants you to have. To stay under the radar, you have to out yourself off from the outside world. If I had a friend, I would immediately defriend him.
- You: So you wouldn't pleasure yourself to the child pornography?
- You: Nevermind then
- Stranger: That's what the FBI wants you to do.
- If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
- You: "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it."
- You: lies
- Stranger: I never lie.
- You: a message popped up saying that
- You: after you posted in regards to the FBI
- You: Are you okay?
- Stranger: Of course.
- Stranger: Aren't you?
- You: I don't know
- Stranger: You were gone for quite a while there
- You: it said you were typing
- Stranger: Typical Omegle bug
- You: Or is it>
- You: ?
- Stranger: Good point
- You: trying to give the illusion that people want to talk to you
- You: that people care
- Stranger: Never put anything past Mossad.
- You: did you know the government are developing liquid cancer?
- Stranger: That's what they want you to think.
- You: their drones can mist it in the air of any unsuspecting person
- You: instant cancer
- Stranger: It's not liquid cancer, it causes gayness.
- You: Ah, so AIDS?
- Stranger: It's a form of population control.
- Stranger: Indeed.
- Stranger: It's a temporary solution until the FEMA camps are set up.
- You: Didn't the homo branch of the government develop AIDS in a laboratory?
- Stranger: No, that's Russian propaganda.
- Stranger: The Illuminati wants gay people to live and spread.
- You: that is really gay
- Stranger: So that population growth is kept in check, as I said.
- You: I wonder what the original question asker is doing
- You: perhaps he is a government spy
- Stranger: Hopefully he is having his illusions shattered.
- You: I am pretty sure the Walking Dead series is a conspiracy theory on what the government's alleged liquid leukemia drones will cause
- Stranger: The government is just a puppet for the Federal Reserve
- You: How do I know you're not a government official trying to fiddle and diddle with my kiddie pickle?
- Stranger: You don't. Trust no one.
- You: Honestly,
- You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
- Stranger: You there?
- You: Yes
- Stranger: I think your last message might not have gotten through
- You: I said
- You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
- Stranger: Still there?
- You: Yes
- Stranger: Stranger: Honestly,
- You: You there?
- Stranger: Yes
- You: I think your last message might not have gotten through
- Stranger: I said
- You: Still there?
- Stranger: Yes
- You: Woah
- You: are you messing with me
- Stranger: No, Omegle is just buggy as shit
- You: I said, once again
- You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
- You: Did you get that
- Stranger: You: No, Omegle is just buggy as shit
- Stranger: I said, once again
- Stranger: Did you get that
- You: You're messing with me aren't you
- Stranger: Give me the message in two portions.
- You: Has anyone really been far
- You: even as decided to use
- You: even go want to do look more like?
- Stranger: Wat
- Stranger: You: Give me the message in two portions.
- Stranger: even as decided to use
- Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
- You: Wat
- You: You know precisely what
- You: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
- You: even go want to do look more like?
- Stranger: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
- Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
- You: Yes, that's really what I said this time
- You: it's a really philosophical question
- Stranger: Still there?
- You: Yes
- Stranger: You: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
- Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
- You: Still there?
- Stranger: Yes
- You: that's really what I said
- You: that
- You: is
- You: really
- You: what
- You: I
- You: Said
- Stranger: You: You: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
- Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
- You: Still there?
- Stranger: Yes
- Stranger: that
- Stranger: is
- Stranger: what
- Stranger: I
- Stranger: Said
- You: Yes
- Stranger: Yes?
- You: Yes
- You: that is what
- You: I siad
- Stranger: What is what you said?
- You: You: You: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
- Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
- Stranger: "Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
- You: Yes
- You: precisely
- Stranger: In those exact words?
- You: well I did say that earlier but apparently you couldn't see it
- You: so I split it into 2 messages
- You: but yes
- You: that is precisely what I said
- Stranger: Probably Omegle has banned it, seeing as it's a meme
- You: that is what I thought
- You: Which is unfortunate, seeing as the government is trying to turn a legitimate philosophical question into a meme just to attach a stigma to it
- You: and have a 'reason' to ban it
- Stranger: That's what they do.
- Stranger: FUCK ISLAM! LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
- You: Yes
- You: People may say I'm fat, but they don't realize that that just means I'm a proud American
- Stranger: The Illuminati is trying to make people fat.
- You: Didn't they say that the British are tied if not more fat than Americans now?
- Stranger: Who said that?
- You: Some generic media website
- Stranger: And you believe generic media websites?
- You: Not necessarily
- Stranger: You're buying into the Fed's propaganda
- You: I have to go soon
- Stranger: Why?
- You: Close my window blinds
- You: I can't stay on this site much longer
- You: I'm like a sitting duck right here
- Stranger: Because?
- You: I could have sworn I heard a bang on my window earlier
- Stranger: Fucking Nazis
- You: I take it you do not wish to resume contact after I am gone?
- Stranger: How could we?
- You: I proposed Steam earlier as that is the only thing I go on from which I can be contacted
- Stranger: You need to find a service that isn't monitored by the Trilateral Commission.
- You: I have nothing to hide
- Stranger: Tell me your full name and address, then.
- You: Well, nothing to hide from the trilateral commission
- You: I won't indulge information just for the sake of it, but if they want to eavesdrop on these conversations, so be it
- Stranger: The Trilateral Commission is a lot more dangerous than me. If you are going to hide things from one of us, it should be them.
- You: what can they do about it?
- Stranger: They can send the men in black to put you into a FEMA camp.
- Stranger: Where you will be forced to build statues of Obama and brainwashed into total obedience to his socialist agenda.
- You: As I said before, I am on tor, and behind 7 proxies
- Stranger: Won't protect you if you log onto your Steam account and use it for communication.
- You: Won't they force me into something similar to Die Glocke?
- Stranger: Die Glocke is fiction concocted by Mossad.
- You: So many organizations at play here
- Stranger: You should also make sure to support the Army of Heaven and the Good Illuminati.
- You: I must go in 4 minute's time
- Stranger: Why?
- Stranger: Does something happen at 8PM?
- You: Yes
- Stranger: What?
- You: I would prefer not to answer that
- Stranger: Why is that?
- You: I would prefer not to answer that
- Stranger: I thought you had nothing to hide?
- You: that was a lie
- Stranger: Fucking Nazi
- You: Are you saying you don't support Hitler's ideology?
- Stranger: No, they were threatening castration.
- You: to whom?
- Stranger: To Donny
- You: wahlberg?
- Stranger: No no no
- Stranger: Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos
- You: Oh
- You: isn't he the man from the Conrad O'Rien talkshow?
- You: I mean Conan O'Brien
- Stranger: Conrad O'Brien is a puppet for Majestic-12.
- You: Have you heard of the theory of Area 51 manufacturing illegal aliens?
- Stranger: They're called greys
- You: some have nicknamed the project "Juanito Lawnmowerito"
- Stranger: That's bollocks.
- Stranger: The grays are part of a project to merge with an AI and rule the world.
- You: Yeah, I believe I saw a documentary on that
- You: It was called I Robot I believe
- You: it depicted a very life-life AI named Sony I believe]
- Stranger: I Robot is just a bad piece of fiction.
- You: or Sonny
- Stranger: Sonny was the good guy
- Stranger: VIKI was the villain
- Stranger: But it's all fiction anyways. Made to distract you from the truth
- You: I haven't seen the documentary in many years
- You: I can't remember of what it consisted
- Stranger: It was about robots taking over to protect humans from ourselves.
- You: Ah, like the movie Wall E
- You: Which I believe consisted of a robot trying to save America from their diabetes
- Stranger: Wall-E was another piece of fiction. It is the fiction that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- You: What about the book Where the Wild things Are?
- You: that has to be factually accurate, no?
- Stranger: No, that's brainwashing of children
- You: that explains so much
- Stranger: So did anything happen at 8PM?
- You: I don't think I can keep track of time very well
- Stranger: I guess not.
- Stranger: It's not easy when the Illuminati is controlling time.
- You: yeah that's what White Rose said
- You: Oh
- You: I have to go now
- Stranger: Why?
- You: I have to attend a confidential meeting
- Stranger: You're part of the plan.
- You: that's just what I want them to think
- Stranger: If you go, their mind-reading apparatuses will alert them to your deviancy.
- You: I already have the titanium foil wrap implanted around the inside of my skull
- Stranger: That's what they want you to do.
- You: It's urgent that I depart right now
- Stranger: You're walking into a trap.
- You: If you wish to contact me further, I am Shallex on Steam
- Stranger: All righty
- You: But beware, as Obama may be jacking it right behind you as you use such a service as Steam
- Stranger: 1690 hrs on the NSA's brainwashing project TF2? No matter you want to go.
- You: all of that spent idling to trick the NSA
- Stranger: You cannot resist it.
- You: Believe me, I can quit whenever I want
- Stranger: Also against racism.
- Stranger: Anti-racism is a construct made by the CIA-FBI alliance to control you.
- If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
- You: all of this is my internet persona
- You: I would never give a single detail accurate to my real life on any social media
- Stranger: So you haven't actually logged 1473 hrs on CS:GO?
- You: including Steam
- You: Of course not
- You: I haven't played a video game in my life
- Stranger: Good to hear.
- Stranger: Why did you sign up for Steam, then?
- You: I have recieved information via word-to-mouth that certain important people in my agenda share information regularly on such a site
- You: so I created an inconspicuous account to interact with them for espionage purposes
- Stranger: That is exactly what Mossad wants you to do.
- You: they can want whatever they want
- You: but I am not falling into any trap
- Stranger: You're walking directly into their trap.
- You: it's easy to think that
- Stranger: No, it takes great effort, actually.
- Stranger: The Federal Reserve has made the truth very difficult to acquire.
- You: My matters require urgent attendance, I really can't dilly dally around and carry on this palaver
- Stranger: That's right, you have a trap to fall into.
- Stranger: Don't say I didn't warn you when you're sitting in a FEMA camp.
- You: I'm telling you you're wrong about this
- Stranger: I'm never wrong.
- You: I am leaving now, it's urgent
- Stranger: The truth is more urgent still.
- You: I will leave this page on incase you're still here in the event of my re-arrival
- Stranger: How long will that be?
- You: could be an hour, maybe two
- You: maybe three
- Stranger: That's what you think.
- Stranger: In fact, you probably won't be released for decades, if ever.
- You: Remember my Steam incase we need to further our matters
- Stranger: I won't forget. Though the Trilateral Commission will most likely take it down after they've apprehended you.
- You: All right
- You: farewell
- Stranger: Cya
- Stranger: RIP
- You: yes
- Stranger: Back?
- You: Not for long
- Stranger: Why not?
- You: that's confidential
- You: I am departing now again
- Stranger: Clearly FEMA has you in their claws already.
- You: Back again
- You: however I am going to go to sleep
- Stranger: Sleep is an Illuminati-induced hypnotic state used for brainwashing. You should avoid it.
- Stranger has disconnected.
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