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  1. Question to discuss:
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  3. Stranger: FUCK ISLAM! LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
  4. You: MURCAN
  5. Stranger: Glad we agree.
  6. You: Yes
  7. You: I am very fond of the fatty America
  8. Stranger: Same
  9. You: As an American, I often celebrate how American I am by grabbing my illegally owned firearms and firing them blindly into the sky above me
  10. You: while chanting "America!"
  11. Stranger: That's Taliban behavior
  12. You: the tell me
  13. You: how am I white?
  14. Stranger: Wat
  15. You: Yes, looks like you never prepared yourself for a conspiracy theory of this caliber
  16. Stranger: You make no sense at all.
  17. You: But yet I am American
  18. You: You probably had not considered that one
  19. You: Caught you blind sided!
  20. Stranger: Still make no sense.
  21. You: You're a man, right?
  22. Stranger: Indeed.
  23. You: So then it would be perfectly okay if I slid my schlong inside your anus?
  24. Stranger: Only after buying me dinner
  25. You: I can pay with my welfare check
  26. Stranger: btw, are you aware that 9/11 was perpetrated by the Illuminati-Trilateral Commission alliance, and that the Mossad-run Skull and Bones society is a Masonic training ground for Area 51's chemtrail pilots?
  27. You: Absolutely
  28. Stranger: Glad to hear it.
  29. You: You have to beware of Obama, for he will take on the form of the antichrist in the near future
  30. Stranger: Nah, the antichrist is already here, it's called The Fed
  31. You: Michelle Obama is a man
  32. Stranger: Obama is a puppet for the CIA-FEMA alliance.
  33. You: If you reverse Barack Obama saying "Say yes" backwards, it almost sounds like he is saying "satan"
  34. You: which is proof that he is a satanist
  35. Stranger: And that surprises you?
  36. You: Why would it? I mean honestly, I used this technique to reveal so many fake christians on youtube
  37. Stranger: There you go.
  38. Stranger: You must be the vigilant Christian
  39. You: they pretend to preach, but I spent 100 hours on a christian's video and I eventually found a sequence of 2 words that when reversed, almost sound like the word "satan"
  40. Stranger: Definitely vigilant
  41. You: I'm tired of all these athiests trying to push evolution theory
  42. You: evolution is impossible
  43. Stranger: It's not a theory, it's satanism
  44. You: You can't just make something out of nothing, well, unless God does it
  45. Stranger: God is a puppet for the Illuminati
  46. You: religion is scientifically possible, unlike science
  47. Stranger: Science is an outdated concept used by industrialists to keep the truth from the people.
  48. You: God whispered in my ear that he is real
  49. You: how can he not be real then
  50. You: logically tell me
  51. You: the answer is
  52. You: he can't not be real
  53. Stranger: That's MK-ULTRA's program fucking with you.
  54. Stranger: That whisper was actually Majestic-12.
  55. You: I am glad I have a tin foil hat at home
  56. Stranger: You have to use titanium now.
  57. Stranger: The technology has been updated.
  58. You: the tin foil hat is going to protect me from the prick Obama, who's running the country now
  59. You: trying to run it into the ground
  60. Stranger: Obama isn't running the country, you sheeple
  61. You: it's gonna protect you from the zombie civilization we got going on
  62. Stranger: It won't protect you from the truth
  63. You: it's gonna protect you from waves
  64. You: microwaves
  65. You: that are rampant through the air
  66. You: you know
  67. You: chem trails
  68. You: drones
  69. You: any of that shit
  70. Stranger: I told you that the chemtrails are done by Masonic pilots
  71. Stranger: They cannot be protected against
  72. You: you're lying
  73. You: that's just some nonsense tin-foil hat conspiracy
  74. Stranger: Except by staying indoors and duct taping the doors and windows
  75. Stranger: Keep living in your illusions, then
  76. You: Hey
  77. You: man
  78. You: I've done the research
  79. Stranger: Clearly not.
  80. You: huffington post is never wrong
  81. Stranger: You think Obama is actually running the country, lol
  82. Stranger: Huffington Post is a front for the Trilateral Commission.
  83. Stranger: You're buying into their propaganda
  84. You: No!
  85. You: You're trying to trick me!
  86. Stranger: Yes you are
  87. Stranger: You're in denial.
  88. You: You're trying to force me into a state of cognitive dissonance
  89. Stranger: You're already in such a state.
  90. Stranger: I'm trying to free your mind
  91. You: tell me
  92. You: why are the men and black following me all the time
  93. You: *in
  94. Stranger: They have identified you as a potential threat.
  95. Stranger: The reason they haven't moved on you is because you have yet to fully see the truth
  96. You: I am going to free the world from debt!!!
  97. Stranger: No, mr robot
  98. You: Yes
  99. You: I will
  100. Stranger: Debt is fictional. We are already free from it.
  101. You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  102. You: !!
  103. You: !!!!
  104. You: !
  105. Stranger: It's just that everyone thinks that they're bound by it.
  106. Stranger: You've brought into their lies
  107. Stranger: boughtÆ
  108. Stranger: *
  109. You: my dad says that the men in black are trying to seperate me from him
  110. Stranger: You dad is a CIA agent
  111. You: my dad says that he loves me and he will never let them seperate us
  112. You: my dad says there are certain men who don't want him alive
  113. Stranger: Your dad also told someone that he had sex with their mom, no?
  114. You: No
  115. You: he never said that
  116. Stranger: Yes he did.
  117. Stranger: You just didn't notice it.
  118. Stranger: That's a CIA code sentence.
  119. You: I AM GOING tO FRAME tERRY COLBY
  120. Stranger: Terry Colby is guilty
  121. Stranger: It was a double bluff by EvilCorp
  122. You: you're kidding me
  123. Stranger: Not at all.
  124. Stranger: Se through the illusions and be free
  125. You: But I thought terry colby poured the liquid cancer into my dad????
  126. Stranger: That's what they want you to think.
  127. You: then what about fSociety??????????????????
  128. Stranger: That's a front set up by EvilCorp. DIdn't you watch the final scene?
  129. Stranger: Didn't*
  130. You: Yes
  131. You: of course
  132. Stranger: There you go, then.
  133. You: You have BD Wong turning into a man
  134. Stranger: The Dark Army set up the front on orders from EvilCorp
  135. You: why would EvilCorp want this to happen to them?
  136. Stranger: The guy BD Wong was talking to wants to take over the world.
  137. Stranger: Casting the world into chaos is the first step of that
  138. You: Do you think Law and Order SVU is a prequel to Mr Robot?
  139. Stranger: Nah, that's what they want you to think.
  140. You: I mean
  141. You: Bradley Darrel Wong is in both of them
  142. Stranger: Exactly.
  143. Stranger: It's a very clever attempt at brainwashing the population.
  144. You: I am pretty sure Elliot Alderson is Elliot Stabler after he time travelled.
  145. Stranger: Then you've bought into the propaganda
  146. You: I'm starting to think you're not being genuine
  147. Stranger: That's an even worse sign.
  148. You: No
  149. You: No!
  150. You: they are trying to fill me with medications
  151. You: trying to make me forget
  152. Stranger: You have already forgotten the truth
  153. You: what the hell is going on?!
  154. You: My dad who supposedly died 10 years ago is now talking to me in my apartment?!
  155. Stranger: You haven't seen through the illusions
  156. You: Why didn't you say anything?!?!?!
  157. You: Why didn't you tell me!?!?
  158. Stranger: I've told you all this time
  159. Stranger: You just refused to listen
  160. You: You pushed me out of my bedroom window!
  161. Stranger: No, you did.
  162. You: What?
  163. Stranger: You pushed you out of your bedroom window
  164. You: "amusement park fail"
  165. Stranger: What
  166. You: I don't even know what is real anymore
  167. Stranger: The Illuminati is real
  168. You: I don't know why I did the hack in the first place
  169. You: I wanted to save the world
  170. Stranger: You did it because the powers that be manipulated you into it.
  171. You: Why?
  172. Stranger: You're just a pawn in their game
  173. You: he said my contract was open to the highest bidder
  174. Stranger: He lied
  175. Stranger: They all lie
  176. You: they told me I was being controlled my a mysterious G-man
  177. You: *by
  178. Stranger: lol
  179. Stranger: G-man is controlled by the Illuminati
  180. Stranger: The vigilant Christian says so
  181. You: I had one of those crazy athiests ask me
  182. You: if Satan is trying to get you to sin
  183. You: why does he punish you in Hell
  184. You: rather than giving you a fist bump and a hero's welcome
  185. You: shouldn't he be like "sick job sinning, dude"
  186. You: what would you say?
  187. Stranger: Satan is evil
  188. Stranger: Evil betrays reason
  189. Stranger: What did you say?
  190. You: I was speechless
  191. Stranger: Clearly the person asking was a satanist
  192. You: He also asked me why the meteor did not strike on the 23rd
  193. You: once again I was speechless
  194. Stranger: The rapture comes later
  195. You: Yeah I tried to tell my friends about the rapture
  196. You: one of them thought I was talking about BioShock
  197. Stranger: The rapture comes when the Illuminati wants it to come.
  198. You: Do you think Obama is a puppet to the NWO?
  199. Stranger: No, he's a puppet to the Trilateral Commission.
  200. Stranger: Whose goal is the NWO
  201. You: What do you think it is like to become a puppet to the illuminati?
  202. You: Do you get visited by an Illuminati member and they say "we're going to control you now"
  203. Stranger: The process is of course a lot more gradual than that.
  204. Stranger: Mind control projects like MKUltra are used as well
  205. You: So does the soon-to-be puppet become aware of this process?
  206. Stranger: Not until it's too late.
  207. You: Eye opening stuff
  208. Stranger: Glad to hear it.
  209. You: Do you happen to have Steam?
  210. Stranger: Sure.
  211. You: Perhaps we could continue discussion there?
  212. Stranger: Nah, Steam is monitored by the NSA on orders from the Federal Reserve
  213. You: And Omegle isn't?
  214. Stranger: Yes, but Omegle is anonymous. As long as you access it through Tor, you're safe.
  215. You: Way ahead of you, there
  216. You: I am also behind 7 proxies
  217. Stranger: Good.
  218. You: I am afraid I can't communicate with you through the means of this website much longer, as I grow increasingly paranoid of the men in black closing in on my apartment
  219. Stranger: Well, then put all your computer components in your microwave oven and get out of there.
  220. You: How did you know?
  221. You: Wait
  222. You: this isn't right
  223. You: perfect life
  224. You: did he want me to hack him?
  225. Stranger: Yes he did.
  226. You: You ever seen those snuff films?
  227. Stranger: Which ones?
  228. You: One the dark web?
  229. You: on
  230. Stranger: Of course
  231. You: What would you do if your friend sent you child pornography?
  232. Stranger: I don't have any friends.
  233. You: Hypothetically
  234. Stranger: Friends are what FEMA wants you to have. To stay under the radar, you have to out yourself off from the outside world. If I had a friend, I would immediately defriend him.
  235. You: So you wouldn't pleasure yourself to the child pornography?
  236. You: Nevermind then
  237. Stranger: That's what the FBI wants you to do.
  238. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
  239. You: "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it."
  240. You: lies
  241. Stranger: I never lie.
  242. You: a message popped up saying that
  243. You: after you posted in regards to the FBI
  244. You: Are you okay?
  245. Stranger: Of course.
  246. Stranger: Aren't you?
  247. You: I don't know
  248. Stranger: You were gone for quite a while there
  249. You: it said you were typing
  250. Stranger: Typical Omegle bug
  251. You: Or is it>
  252. You: ?
  253. Stranger: Good point
  254. You: trying to give the illusion that people want to talk to you
  255. You: that people care
  256. Stranger: Never put anything past Mossad.
  257. You: did you know the government are developing liquid cancer?
  258. Stranger: That's what they want you to think.
  259. You: their drones can mist it in the air of any unsuspecting person
  260. You: instant cancer
  261. Stranger: It's not liquid cancer, it causes gayness.
  262. You: Ah, so AIDS?
  263. Stranger: It's a form of population control.
  264. Stranger: Indeed.
  265. Stranger: It's a temporary solution until the FEMA camps are set up.
  266. You: Didn't the homo branch of the government develop AIDS in a laboratory?
  267. Stranger: No, that's Russian propaganda.
  268. Stranger: The Illuminati wants gay people to live and spread.
  269. You: that is really gay
  270. Stranger: So that population growth is kept in check, as I said.
  271. You: I wonder what the original question asker is doing
  272. You: perhaps he is a government spy
  273. Stranger: Hopefully he is having his illusions shattered.
  274. You: I am pretty sure the Walking Dead series is a conspiracy theory on what the government's alleged liquid leukemia drones will cause
  275. Stranger: The government is just a puppet for the Federal Reserve
  276. You: How do I know you're not a government official trying to fiddle and diddle with my kiddie pickle?
  277. Stranger: You don't. Trust no one.
  278. You: Honestly,
  279. You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  280. Stranger: You there?
  281. You: Yes
  282. Stranger: I think your last message might not have gotten through
  283. You: I said
  284. You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  285. Stranger: Still there?
  286. You: Yes
  287. Stranger: Stranger: Honestly,
  288. You: You there?
  289. Stranger: Yes
  290. You: I think your last message might not have gotten through
  291. Stranger: I said
  292. You: Still there?
  293. Stranger: Yes
  294. You: Woah
  295. You: are you messing with me
  296. Stranger: No, Omegle is just buggy as shit
  297. You: I said, once again
  298. You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  299. You: Did you get that
  300. Stranger: You: No, Omegle is just buggy as shit
  301. Stranger: I said, once again
  302. Stranger: Did you get that
  303. You: You're messing with me aren't you
  304. Stranger: Give me the message in two portions.
  305. You: Has anyone really been far
  306. You: even as decided to use
  307. You: even go want to do look more like?
  308. Stranger: Wat
  309. Stranger: You: Give me the message in two portions.
  310. Stranger: even as decided to use
  311. Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
  312. You: Wat
  313. You: You know precisely what
  314. You: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
  315. You: even go want to do look more like?
  316. Stranger: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
  317. Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
  318. You: Yes, that's really what I said this time
  319. You: it's a really philosophical question
  320. Stranger: Still there?
  321. You: Yes
  322. Stranger: You: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
  323. Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
  324. You: Still there?
  325. Stranger: Yes
  326. You: that's really what I said
  327. You: that
  328. You: is
  329. You: really
  330. You: what
  331. You: I
  332. You: Said
  333. Stranger: You: You: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
  334. Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
  335. You: Still there?
  336. Stranger: Yes
  337. Stranger: that
  338. Stranger: is
  339. Stranger: what
  340. Stranger: I
  341. Stranger: Said
  342. You: Yes
  343. Stranger: Yes?
  344. You: Yes
  345. You: that is what
  346. You: I siad
  347. Stranger: What is what you said?
  348. You: You: You: Stranger: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use
  349. Stranger: even go want to do look more like?
  350. Stranger: "Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
  351. You: Yes
  352. You: precisely
  353. Stranger: In those exact words?
  354. You: well I did say that earlier but apparently you couldn't see it
  355. You: so I split it into 2 messages
  356. You: but yes
  357. You: that is precisely what I said
  358. Stranger: Probably Omegle has banned it, seeing as it's a meme
  359. You: that is what I thought
  360. You: Which is unfortunate, seeing as the government is trying to turn a legitimate philosophical question into a meme just to attach a stigma to it
  361. You: and have a 'reason' to ban it
  362. Stranger: That's what they do.
  363. Stranger: FUCK ISLAM! LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
  364. You: Yes
  365. You: People may say I'm fat, but they don't realize that that just means I'm a proud American
  366. Stranger: The Illuminati is trying to make people fat.
  367. You: Didn't they say that the British are tied if not more fat than Americans now?
  368. Stranger: Who said that?
  369. You: Some generic media website
  370. Stranger: And you believe generic media websites?
  371. You: Not necessarily
  372. Stranger: You're buying into the Fed's propaganda
  373. You: I have to go soon
  374. Stranger: Why?
  375. You: Close my window blinds
  376. You: I can't stay on this site much longer
  377. You: I'm like a sitting duck right here
  378. Stranger: Because?
  379. You: I could have sworn I heard a bang on my window earlier
  380. Stranger: Fucking Nazis
  381. You: I take it you do not wish to resume contact after I am gone?
  382. Stranger: How could we?
  383. You: I proposed Steam earlier as that is the only thing I go on from which I can be contacted
  384. Stranger: You need to find a service that isn't monitored by the Trilateral Commission.
  385. You: I have nothing to hide
  386. Stranger: Tell me your full name and address, then.
  387. You: Well, nothing to hide from the trilateral commission
  388. You: I won't indulge information just for the sake of it, but if they want to eavesdrop on these conversations, so be it
  389. Stranger: The Trilateral Commission is a lot more dangerous than me. If you are going to hide things from one of us, it should be them.
  390. You: what can they do about it?
  391. Stranger: They can send the men in black to put you into a FEMA camp.
  392. Stranger: Where you will be forced to build statues of Obama and brainwashed into total obedience to his socialist agenda.
  393. You: As I said before, I am on tor, and behind 7 proxies
  394. Stranger: Won't protect you if you log onto your Steam account and use it for communication.
  395. You: Won't they force me into something similar to Die Glocke?
  396. Stranger: Die Glocke is fiction concocted by Mossad.
  397. You: So many organizations at play here
  398. Stranger: You should also make sure to support the Army of Heaven and the Good Illuminati.
  399. You: I must go in 4 minute's time
  400. Stranger: Why?
  401. Stranger: Does something happen at 8PM?
  402. You: Yes
  403. Stranger: What?
  404. You: I would prefer not to answer that
  405. Stranger: Why is that?
  406. You: I would prefer not to answer that
  407. Stranger: I thought you had nothing to hide?
  408. You: that was a lie
  409. Stranger: Fucking Nazi
  410. You: Are you saying you don't support Hitler's ideology?
  411. Stranger: No, they were threatening castration.
  412. You: to whom?
  413. Stranger: To Donny
  414. You: wahlberg?
  415. Stranger: No no no
  416. Stranger: Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos
  417. You: Oh
  418. You: isn't he the man from the Conrad O'Rien talkshow?
  419. You: I mean Conan O'Brien
  420. Stranger: Conrad O'Brien is a puppet for Majestic-12.
  421. You: Have you heard of the theory of Area 51 manufacturing illegal aliens?
  422. Stranger: They're called greys
  423. You: some have nicknamed the project "Juanito Lawnmowerito"
  424. Stranger: That's bollocks.
  425. Stranger: The grays are part of a project to merge with an AI and rule the world.
  426. You: Yeah, I believe I saw a documentary on that
  427. You: It was called I Robot I believe
  428. You: it depicted a very life-life AI named Sony I believe]
  429. Stranger: I Robot is just a bad piece of fiction.
  430. You: or Sonny
  431. Stranger: Sonny was the good guy
  432. Stranger: VIKI was the villain
  433. Stranger: But it's all fiction anyways. Made to distract you from the truth
  434. You: I haven't seen the documentary in many years
  435. You: I can't remember of what it consisted
  436. Stranger: It was about robots taking over to protect humans from ourselves.
  437. You: Ah, like the movie Wall E
  438. You: Which I believe consisted of a robot trying to save America from their diabetes
  439. Stranger: Wall-E was another piece of fiction. It is the fiction that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
  440. You: What about the book Where the Wild things Are?
  441. You: that has to be factually accurate, no?
  442. Stranger: No, that's brainwashing of children
  443. You: that explains so much
  444. Stranger: So did anything happen at 8PM?
  445. You: I don't think I can keep track of time very well
  446. Stranger: I guess not.
  447. Stranger: It's not easy when the Illuminati is controlling time.
  448. You: yeah that's what White Rose said
  449. You: Oh
  450. You: I have to go now
  451. Stranger: Why?
  452. You: I have to attend a confidential meeting
  453. Stranger: You're part of the plan.
  454. You: that's just what I want them to think
  455. Stranger: If you go, their mind-reading apparatuses will alert them to your deviancy.
  456. You: I already have the titanium foil wrap implanted around the inside of my skull
  457. Stranger: That's what they want you to do.
  458. You: It's urgent that I depart right now
  459. Stranger: You're walking into a trap.
  460. You: If you wish to contact me further, I am Shallex on Steam
  461. Stranger: All righty
  462. You: But beware, as Obama may be jacking it right behind you as you use such a service as Steam
  463. Stranger: 1690 hrs on the NSA's brainwashing project TF2? No matter you want to go.
  464. You: all of that spent idling to trick the NSA
  465. Stranger: You cannot resist it.
  466. You: Believe me, I can quit whenever I want
  467. Stranger: Also against racism.
  468. Stranger: Anti-racism is a construct made by the CIA-FBI alliance to control you.
  469. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
  470. You: all of this is my internet persona
  471. You: I would never give a single detail accurate to my real life on any social media
  472. Stranger: So you haven't actually logged 1473 hrs on CS:GO?
  473. You: including Steam
  474. You: Of course not
  475. You: I haven't played a video game in my life
  476. Stranger: Good to hear.
  477. Stranger: Why did you sign up for Steam, then?
  478. You: I have recieved information via word-to-mouth that certain important people in my agenda share information regularly on such a site
  479. You: so I created an inconspicuous account to interact with them for espionage purposes
  480. Stranger: That is exactly what Mossad wants you to do.
  481. You: they can want whatever they want
  482. You: but I am not falling into any trap
  483. Stranger: You're walking directly into their trap.
  484. You: it's easy to think that
  485. Stranger: No, it takes great effort, actually.
  486. Stranger: The Federal Reserve has made the truth very difficult to acquire.
  487. You: My matters require urgent attendance, I really can't dilly dally around and carry on this palaver
  488. Stranger: That's right, you have a trap to fall into.
  489. Stranger: Don't say I didn't warn you when you're sitting in a FEMA camp.
  490. You: I'm telling you you're wrong about this
  491. Stranger: I'm never wrong.
  492. You: I am leaving now, it's urgent
  493. Stranger: The truth is more urgent still.
  494. You: I will leave this page on incase you're still here in the event of my re-arrival
  495. Stranger: How long will that be?
  496. You: could be an hour, maybe two
  497. You: maybe three
  498. Stranger: That's what you think.
  499. Stranger: In fact, you probably won't be released for decades, if ever.
  500. You: Remember my Steam incase we need to further our matters
  501. Stranger: I won't forget. Though the Trilateral Commission will most likely take it down after they've apprehended you.
  502. You: All right
  503. You: farewell
  504. Stranger: Cya
  505. Stranger: RIP
  506. You: yes
  507. Stranger: Back?
  508. You: Not for long
  509. Stranger: Why not?
  510. You: that's confidential
  511. You: I am departing now again
  512. Stranger: Clearly FEMA has you in their claws already.
  513. You: Back again
  514. You: however I am going to go to sleep
  515. Stranger: Sleep is an Illuminati-induced hypnotic state used for brainwashing. You should avoid it.
  516. Stranger has disconnected.
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