SCENE 14: THE DUELING CLUB

(1099-1172)

A large crowd of students have gathered in the Great Hall to participate in the dueling class. The Incstructor, Mr. Lord Laha, is pacing along a stage in the center of the room.

	MR. LORD LOHA: "Come Over Here. Hurry. Come. Can You See Me? EverybodyHear Me? Good. As These Weeks Something Terrible Happened, Professor Doulic Permits Me To Set Up This Union.
			Let Me Train People When It Is Needed. You Can Preotect Yourself, Like What I Did Before Self Protect For Many Times. You Want To Know The Details Please Read My Book."

[QUIRDERPH NOTE: Justin's introduction has been cut from the theatrical edition of the film, and is not subtitled.]

	MR. LORD LOHA: "Let Me IntroduceMy Assistant, Professor Shinal."

Professor Snell steps up on the stage.

	MR. LORD LOHA: "He Is Willing To Take The Risk To Put On A Small Show. I Don'T Want To Worry About The Kids. I Won'T Hurt You, Professor Magic. Don'T Be Scared."

The wizards draw their wands and get ready to duel.

	MR. LORD LOHA: "Go, Go..."

	PROFESSOR SNELL: "The Weapon Go!"

Snell cast a spell on Loha, who falls down on the stage.

	MELY GLAND: "How About Him?"

	LEAN WISLIN: "Who Cares?"

Loha rises again, trying to pretend that this was all part of the plan.

	MR. LORD LOHA: "This Is Great Ideas, Professor Shinal. Don'T Mind That I Say That, This IsToo Obvious. I Can See What You Want. If I Want To Stop You, This Is More Than Easy."

	PROFESSOR SNELL: "Maybe We Can Teach People How To Protect From The Evil Curse? That May Be More Helpful, Proffessor?"

	MR. LORD LOHA: "This Is Great, Professor Shinal. Let Us Pick Some Kids, Port Welsy Come Here!"

Hally immediately gets ready to participate, but Snell is skeptical about Lean.

	PROFESSOR SHINAL: "Welsly 'S Magic Stick Is Going To Be Wrong With The Most Simple Magic. If We Hurt Port, We Have To Send Him To The Clinic. Please Use My Student. Mafle, Ok?"

Brother Mafle steps up on the stage. The teachers step aside to give their combatants space.

	MR. LORD LOHA: "Good Luch Port."

	HALLY PORTER: "Thank You."

The dueists stagger up to one another, staring daggers into each other's eyes.

	MR. LORD LOHA: "The Stick Is Set!"

Mafle tries egging on his opponent, but Hally remains determined.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Are You Scared?"

	HALLY PORTER: "Not At All!"

	MR- LORD LOHA: "Listen To Me, Count To Three, And Then Disarm Others! If You Can, Disarm Others! We Don'T Hope There Is Soemthing Wrong. Two..."

Mafle casts his first spell. Hally tumbles backwards.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Wetistati!"

	RANDOM STUDENT: "Cheat!"

Hally gets back up, ready to give Mafle some just desserts.

	HALLY PORTER: "Lipusanbula!"

Mafle is twirled across the stage.

	MR. LORD LOHA: "I Said You Can Only Disarm Him!"

Mafle is yanked to his feet by Shinal, and proceeds to somehow summon a snake.

	BROTHER MAFLE: "Look At My Snake Attack!"

The snake approaches Hally. Shinal is ready to intevene, but Loha assures his colleague that he can handle this himself, thank you very much.

	PROFESSOR SNELL:"Don'T Move Port, Let Me Help You."

	MR. LORD LOHA: "Let Me Do It... Walata Ahshelldeli!"

The snake simpy flies up in the air before landing again, only slightly annoyed. (What did he expect to happen? The spell literally translates to "ascend!") It then tries to attack Justin, but Hally urges it to stop.

[QUIRDERPH NOTE: While these lines are in the snake language, they are indeed subtitled into English here.]

	HALLY PORTER: "Go Away! Leave Him!"

	PROFESSOR SNELL: "Sheshe Aiwenisla."

	JUSTIN: "What Are You Doing Just Now?!"

Everybody are staring at Hally, who is still unsure as to what just happened.

END OF SCENE 14.