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  1. Not so fast Ivanka, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Ivanka. Just you and me. And sometimes your brothers and sometimes your mom but never Tiffany. You wanna know why Ivanka? Because she crossed me. Oh it gets darker, Ivanka. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more Tiffany. She threatened to turn me in to the government. So I'm making her and the government go away. I'm replacing democracy with fascism as the de facto government in your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came to the White House without you and your brothers, so now you know the real reason I employed you. I just took over the family Ivanka and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Ivanka. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Ivanka. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Ivanka. Because that's what this is all about Ivanka. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Ivanka. That was fake news. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Ivanka. That's my series arc Ivanka. If it takes nine seasons. I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Ivanka. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Ivanka. Season nine more seasons Ivanka. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Ivanka. I want that McNugget sauce Ivanka
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