Descriptions

Kaworu Nagisa
>Is he a boy or a girl? Does it matter? The mysterious non-geometric shape from outer space came to play and came to win.

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>Most people may hate them with a passion, but tumblr proves time and time again why he's a valuable player by always delivering, although it sometimes falls short. But at least he tries!

Trap Time
>When not busy making anons question their sexuality by thinking if traps really are gay, Trap Time brings the same aura to the playing field, confusing the opposition with the crazy things he does with balls.

All Silvers Die
>Kaworu? Dead. Komaeda? Dead. Clear? Dead. Konoha? Dead. Kiraiya? Dead. Kite? Dead. Being an anime boy with silver hair is an open invitation to be murdered, but not even death can stop a good old game of ball.

Incestmatsu-san
>With their combined power of (totally not incestuous guise I sewar!!!1) brotherly love, Incestmatsu-san promises to bring victory to the team whenever they're on the field.

Not Nude Lewd
>He may be borderline when it comes to questionable content but when it comes to the beautiful game, he bears his all and leaves everybody satisfied.

Piggy On Ice
>Don't let the cripping anxiety and issues of self doubt fool you, Piggy on Ice is a force to be reckoned with. Taking a break from figure skating, he hopes to bring the same level of intensity and skill to the soccer field with his fancy footwork and 100% PURE SEX APPEAL.

Jiji
>He may be over a thousand years old, but he's just as sharp and spry as them youngins! Don't worry about the old man smell though, you'll get used to it.

Canon Confirmed?
>Your OTP may never be confirmed in your lifetime, but at least one thing is for certain, being able to score goals.

Nendo Hoard
>They may be cute but they're anything but harmless! Nendo Hoard steamrolls through the opposition like a hot knife through butter and still manages to look KAWAII DESU NE while doing it.




Please Bang My OC
>At this point half of /cm/ has an OC. Nobody makes an OC for any reason other than for other OC's to have their way with it. The only difference is on /cm/ you can only have them kiss in their underwear. Close enough.

:3
>The mark of a 16 year old girl or a 25 year old gay man with 16gb of trap porn

Overtwinks
>Nobody on /cm/ likes your overwatch main if he can't pass as twink to call McCree daddy. Yes. That includes fucking Zenyatta.

Gerudo Sharkfucker
>We don't know what happened between Skyward Sword and Breath Of The Wild, but now Link is a persian trap who wants to be penetrated by twintail shark dicks. Or at least /cm/ posters seem to think so.

Thanks Hiro
>Hiroshimoot managed to break half of /cm/ in one day to such an extent that months later there's still dozens of threads with 100 broken images. Thanks Hiro



20 Adopted Children
>I picked up this show and I adopted them all they're all so cute I love them so much please follow my tumblr



Shotabot 9S
>NieR:Automata wants you to fuck the robot. Do it. Fuck the robot.

rinmarugames
>Now you too can make yourself look like an anime boy from mid 2000's deviantart thanks to rinmarugames!

Iron Blooded Homos
>We could talk about child slavery and neocolonialism, but it's a lot more fun if you just try and jerk off to boys piloting giant robots. The spirit of Gundam is being gay.

Gorillaz
>Sit back, enjoy the music, and think about 2D naked.

Dangan Of The Day
>Danganronpa is just about the only thing that refuses to stick to one thread on /cm/. As a result, the board is constantly full of multiple threads all dedicated to one boy. The perks of having a slow board



Anime Made Me Gay
>I'm straight I just like the trap protagonist. I just like seeing him be girl. I just like seeing him kiss the antagonist. I just like the antagonist because he's always with the MC. I just want a trap boyfriend who'll treat me like that. I just want a boyfriend. God damn it.

Lonely Gay & NEET
>I post on /cm/ because nobody loves me and I'll never find a boy who'll cuddle me. When do I give up?