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  1. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] began trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 08:23 --
  2. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] approaches Cucali's hive at the usual time. She's a little peeved about that whole necklace thing! --
  3. -- nitroMerc [NM] is waiting outside, as usual, looking nonchalant and a tad smug as Paloma approaches. --
  4. NM: Heeeeeeey!
  5. AA: <\ Hi, Cucali. />
  6. NM: H☼w y☼u d☼in'??
  7. AA: <\ I'm okay... but before we start, where did you drop my necklace? />
  8. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] sounds a little peeved, too! GOOD JOB CUCALI. --
  9. -- nitroMerc [NM] plays innocent. --
  10. NM: Necklace? What necklace? I dunn☼ what y☼u're talkin' ab☼ut!!
  11. AA: <\ My necklace! The one I leffft here the other week! />
  12. NM: ☼☼☼☼☼h! That ☼l' thing??
  13. NM: Hmm, let me think!
  14. NM: ☼h, right! I miiiight've left it in the ☼cean!
  15. AA: <\ Yes, you told me that. />
  16. AA: <\ But where? />
  17. NM: H☼w sh☼uld I kn☼w!! I'm n☼t supp☼sed t☼ keep track ☼f y☼ur shit!
  18. AA: <\ You're the one who dropped it! />
  19. NM: Hey, I can't take resp☼nsibility f☼r any shit y☼u leave in my hive!!!
  20. AA: <\ You could at least not be disrespectful and THROW IT AWAY! />
  21. -- nitroMerc [NM] makes a face at that shouting, geez how rude >;/ --
  22. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] looks /so peeved/. --
  23. NM: Well, if it b☼thers y☼u s☼ much, g☼ an' get it then!!! Sheeeeeeeeesh!
  24. AA: <\ I'm going to! />
  25. AA: <\ Excuse me! />
  26. NM: ... what??
  27. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] heads behind Cucali's hive and proceeds to strip down. ... she's wearing a swimsuit underneath her clothes, of course. --
  28. -- nitroMerc [NM] wow she... actually doesn't look bad wait no she's not supposed to focus on that!!! --
  29. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] walks out to the shore, hands on her hips. --
  30. NM: Weeeeeeell, h☼w are y☼u g☼nna find it if y☼u d☼n't even kn☼w where it is, m☼ssybl☼☼d??
  31. AA: <\ You could be decent and tell me! />
  32. NM: Y☼u can't even see shit d☼wn there, I bet!!!
  33. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] has, to note, lost her glasses. Maybe she really can't see shit...? --
  34. AA: <\ I'm going to try! />
  35. -- nitroMerc [NM] rolls her eye. --
  36. NM: Yeah, just d☼n't c☼me cryin' t☼ me!!!
  37. AA: <\ Hmph. I won't. />
  38. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] turns her back on Cucali, pointedly. --
  39. -- nitroMerc [NM] wow what an attitude this girl has. She folds her arms across her chest, huffing. --
  40. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] wades into the water, and dives in. Luckily, she can swim. --
  41. -- nitroMerc [NM] decides that she should play a little trick on her for being snappy with her. Cucali waits until she's gone under the surface before diving in herself. --
  42. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] comes up for air occasionally, but she doesn't look around. She's doing all her looking on the ocean floor, searching for a weighted-down necklace. --
  43. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] is a pretty good swimmer for a greenblood, actually... --
  44. -- nitroMerc [NM] takes care to stalk her from afar, waiting for the right chance to strike. When Paloma comes up for air she strikes and grabs one of those pret-- I mean, ugly legs!!! --
  45. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] startles as she realises her leg's been captured by something. She kicks out, taking a deep breath and diving back under to try and see what's holding heWHAT THE FUCK CUCALI. --
  46. -- nitroMerc [NM] grins and starts pulling her down, down, down... --
  47. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] pauses midway through her torso-twist, staring at Cucali, shock and woundedness on her face. --
  48. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] mouths the word 'no' as she kicks again, twisting down to try and pry Cucali off of her leg. --
  49. -- nitroMerc [NM] keeps a tight grip, moving her hands up to grab Paloma by the waist. --
  50. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] flails, kicking and clawing at Cucali. She shakes her head wildly as she feels the air in her lungs begin to burn. --
  51. -- nitroMerc [NM] laughs, even though all that Paloma can hear is bubbles. To her this is just some fun prank. --
  52. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] stares at Cucali with pleading eyes as she struggles. But... --
  53. -- absoluteAltitude's [AA'S] struggles begin to wane as her strength leaves her. She fights the urge to release her stale air, but she can't do it forever - eventually, she gasps, drawing water into her lungs. --
  54. -- nitroMerc [NM] sees this but decides to hold her down under just a little longer. The greenblood can take it, can't she? --
  55. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] struggles for a moment longer... and then she slumps against Cucali, limp. --
  56. -- nitroMerc [NM] is disappointed once she stops struggling and swims back up, dragging her onto the shore. --
  57. -- nitroMerc [NM] sits down next to her, shaking her. --
  58. NM: Heeeeeey!! Wakey-wakey!!
  59. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] stays limp as a ragdoll, easily shaken. She doesn't stir. --
  60. NM: ... ☼i! M☼ssy, wake up!
  61. -- nitroMerc [NM] slaps her around some. --
  62. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] is slapped, but she shows no response. --
  63. NM: Fuck! Hey!!! Wake the hell up!!!!
  64. -- nitroMerc [NM] checks her pulse. --
  65. -- absoluteAltitude's [AA'S] pulse is there, but it's weak. --
  66. NM: Y☼u g☼ddamn wussy, what the fuck is wr☼ng with y☼u!!! Uuugh!
  67. -- nitroMerc [NM] isn't the best at CPR because she's a seadweller. Why the hell would she practice it? But some small spark of pity and maybe just a little guilt pushes her to pump Paloma's chest, trying to resuscitate her. --
  68. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] coughs as the water is pushed out of her chest, the treacherous liquid leaking out of her mouth as she turns her head to the side. Paloma gasps raggedly once most of the water is out of her lips. --
  69. AA: <\ Ohhh... />
  70. NM: What the hell's y☼ur pr☼blem?!
  71. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] opens her eyes, looking up at Cucali, gaze unfocused and fearful. --
  72. AA: <\ Why... why, Cucali...? />
  73. AA: <\ I... I couldn't breathe... />
  74. NM: Then why didn't y☼u fight harder, y☼u wuss??
  75. AA: <\ I... I was trying to... you, you're a seadweller, you're a lot stronger... />
  76. -- nitroMerc [NM] looks down at her with an inscrutable expression. For a moment it looks like she's struggling with herself but it's gone in a flash. --
  77. NM: That's n☼ excuse!! Y☼u c☼uld've d☼ne S☼METHIN'!!!!
  78. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] reaches up to grab Cucali's wrist, but her grip is weak. --
  79. AA: <\ Please... never do that again. It... it wasn't funny... />
  80. -- nitroMerc [NM] pulls away and shifts her gaze somewhere else. --
  81. NM: ... tch. D☼n't tell me what t☼ d☼.
  82. AA: <\ I... I'm asking you. />
  83. NM: Well, beggin' isn't g☼ing t☼ get y☼u anywhere! Will y☼u just tr☼ll up an' st☼p bein' such a terrible excuse f☼r ☼ur species!
  84. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] pushes herself up to a sitting position, coughing quietly. --
  85. AA: <\ I'm not... not a terrible excuse for a troll. />
  86. AA: <\ I just... I know my limits. />
  87. AA: <\ You've already proven you're better than me at fighting... />
  88. AA: <\ What, what use would it be to try and hurt you? />
  89. AA: <\ Besides, you seemed to think it was one big joke... />
  90. AA: <\ So, so I'm just going to tell you it wasn't funny. />
  91. NM: What the fuck am I hearin'? Y☼u d☼n't st☼p fightin', peri☼d!!!! That's the weakest excuse I've ever heard!
  92. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] coughs. --
  93. AA: <\ Maybe you're right, but if I couldn't beat you at my best, I couldn't beat you now... />
  94. AA: <\ I just... wish you didn't mess with my stuff... if there's anything which makes me feel like slapping you, it's that. />
  95. NM: Then d☼ it, why d☼n't y☼u!! Just st☼p bein' such a g☼ddamn wimp and hit me!
  96. AA: <\ Is that... is that really what you want, Cucali? />
  97. NM: It's a hell l☼t better than hearin' y☼u whine an' lecturin' ab☼ut y☼ur dumb friendship shit!!!
  98. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] has anger cross over her face. --
  99. AA: <\ Fine! I'm sorry for this, Cucali... />
  100. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] balls her hand into a fist, and throws it at Cucali's face. --
  101. -- nitroMerc [NM] blocks the punch but doesn't hit back. --
  102. NM: S☼rry, s☼rry, s☼rry!!!! Is that all y☼u're g☼in' t☼ say?! Why are y☼u bein' s☼rry, huh? Am I s☼me sad tr☼ll t☼ y☼u?? Is that it? Is that why y☼u're actin' all sweet and nice and all that frilly bullshit y☼u're puttin' ☼n?!
  103. -- absoluteAltitude's [AA'S] glare softens as she listens to Cucali. She shakes her head, lifting a hand to brush her wet hair out of her eyes. --
  104. AA: <\ I think you'd do better with some friends, sure... but you're not a sad troll, Cucali. You're a good troll. I... />
  105. AA: <\ I mean, I'm not putting on an act for you, or anything like that. />
  106. -- nitroMerc [NM] stares at her, disbelieving. Then she shoves her, but not as hard as she usually does. --
  107. NM: Beat it.
  108. AA: <\ But... what about your lessons? />
  109. NM: I said t☼ beat it! Didn't y☼u hear me, scumbl☼☼d?! Get the fuck ☼ff my beach!
  110. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] winces, wounded, as she looks up at Cucali. --
  111. AA: <\ Okay... okay, if, if that's what you want. />
  112. AA: <\ I'll... I'll just... I'll just go. />
  113. -- nitroMerc [NM] refuses to look at her. --
  114. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] picks herself off, a little gingerly, and starts walking away. --
  115. -- nitroMerc [NM] doesn't watch her go. She tells herself that she doesn't want to and instead stares fixedly at the ocean. --
  116. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] walks off the beach and back to the city. She doesn't want to admit it, but... wow, that cut deep. --
  117. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] should have expected it from someone like Cucali... --
  118. -- nitroMerc [NM] eventually storms back to her hive and slams the door. She doesn't know what the hell that mossblood's deal was, and she doesn't know what the hell she's feeling right now. --
  119. -- nitroMerc [NM] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 09:36 --
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