Fallout NY Reboot: Session 6: Payment

Game starts at 8:33

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
7:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: ur earl e
7:58 PM - Doc703VA has been invited to chat.
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so are u faggot
7:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oops wrong doc
7:58 PM - Doc has been invited to chat.
7:59 PM - yo homie has been invited to chat.
7:59 PM - Doc entered chat.
7:59 PM - yo homie entered chat.
7:59 PM - yo homie: yo homies
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wher da hood where da hood where da hood at
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and all them niggas be a saying wap wher de hood at
8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: no
8:01 PM - yo homie: I was more going for 'is that my briefcase?'
8:01 PM - yo homie: and then I'd shoot you all, two in the chest one in the head
8:01 PM - yo homie: (see: link in my profile)
8:01 PM - yo homie: anywayh
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: let me finish my icecream
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: pfffy
8:02 PM - yo homie: man, that's cold
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: as ice
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: cream
8:03 PM - yo homie: ...you're willing to sacrifice
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: our love
8:03 PM - yo homie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1XdSqBQUg
8:03 PM - yo homie: shit yeah Foreigner
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: can I get my metal armor repaired
8:06 PM - yo homie: so we're just jumping into the game right off the bat then? :v
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: sure, for a price
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: that's what the barter repair is for
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to New York Minute.
8:09 PM - New York Minute: potato u faggot wing u faggot
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wat
8:09 PM - New York Minute: name change
8:09 PM - New York Minute: there u go
8:09 PM - New York Minute: y must you have a 3 letter name starting with D
8:10 PM - New York Minute: got dam
8:10 PM - Dez: Doc could totally change it
8:10 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: just name her like
8:10 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Doc, Token Asian Chick
8:10 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: or something
8:10 PM - Dez: Dez was alive before Doc was even a character concept
8:10 PM - New York Minute: or add The
8:10 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: we gotta put her in a wheelchair for maximum minority points, let's Capitan Planet this bitch
8:11 PM - Dez: it has to be half black half asian in a wheel chair and is european with autism
8:11 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: this is now canon
8:12 PM - Dez: ^
8:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: let's find some machine guns to strap to her wheelchair
8:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Mobile Autistic Attack Platform (MAAP) ready for service
8:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: :v
8:12 PM - Dez: first we gotta find a wheelchiar
8:12 PM - Dez: :V
8:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: if we still had Renaldo
8:12 PM - Dez: alright lets get to repairing shit
8:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: he could totally build one
8:12 PM - New York Minute: rip
8:12 PM - Dez: because it takes forever and i want to get it done
8:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: out of a broken down car and some surgical tubing
8:13 PM - Doc: hi
8:13 PM - Dez: how does this barter system work
8:13 PM - New York Minute: R8 L8 M8
8:13 PM - New York Minute: 2/10
8:13 PM - Doc: im sorry
8:13 PM - Dez: Doc you are autistic now
8:13 PM - Doc: family bullshit
8:13 PM - Doc: then hood
8:13 PM - Dez: its canon
8:13 PM - Doc: is this a change
8:14 PM - Dez: and yoy are in a wheelchair
8:14 PM - New York Minute: totally
8:14 PM - Dez: and you are half black
8:14 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah
8:14 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: we're breaking new levels of affirmative action here
8:14 PM - Dez: and how the fuck does barter work
8:14 PM - New York Minute: now all she needs to be is an android
8:14 PM - New York Minute: a cyborg android
8:14 PM - New York Minute: that's a psyker
8:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: barter is something Dan does
8:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 'cause he's the only one who knows the Barter skill of the people we trade with :v
8:15 PM - Dez: how do I calculate repair cost bb
8:15 PM - New York Minute: in Barter Modifier, you put their skill minus your skill, divided by 2
8:16 PM - Doc: i played a handicapped dude and an american indian girl, both with a mental issue
8:16 PM - New York Minute: this dude's barter is uh, 55
8:16 PM - Doc: granted said mental issue is bitchin' mind powers
8:16 PM - Dez: 403 caps fucking christ
8:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah and Doc is a robosexual :v
8:16 PM - New York Minute: to repair the armor? that's it?
8:17 PM - Dez: yeah
8:17 PM - Dez: might be doing it wrong
8:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: at least I got that vibe from it
8:17 PM - New York Minute: my arse it's 400 caps to repair a 1200 cap armor at cnd 9
8:17 PM - Dez: wait yeah I think I wrote the price for this wrong
8:17 PM - Doc: compared to the white dude from chicago, white nazi, robot, white dude, white dude who dressed up like a bat, and a single black dude
8:18 PM - Dez: is marlowe black?
8:18 PM - Dez: I assumed so because of the name
8:18 PM - Doc: nah, but charles barkley is
8:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nah I based him off Dolph Lundgren, looks wise
8:18 PM - New York Minute: nah barkley was obviously the only white dude in the party
8:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: there's a pic in my ~personal character folder~
8:18 PM - Doc: im a one man social justice league
8:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: bling bling niggas
8:19 PM - Dez: okay why is the repair cost literally the same amount of caps it would take to just buy a new set
8:19 PM - New York Minute: because repairing costs more than getting new things
8:19 PM - New York Minute: you should know this from fallout 3 and nv
8:19 PM - Doc: so uh
8:19 PM - Doc: why repair
8:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: you can't always get a new set of armor
8:19 PM - New York Minute: it's the only one around, it's special
8:19 PM - Dez: we got some rad shit that needs repairing
8:19 PM - New York Minute: etc
8:19 PM - Doc: yeah
8:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: plus, barter counts when buying/selling too
8:20 PM - Doc: yeah, but there are a lot more special snowflake guns in 3/nv
8:20 PM - Dez: can I just give him a bunch of shit to get him to repair as much as possible
8:20 PM - New York Minute: you mean repair en masse?
8:20 PM - Dez: ye just fucking like
8:20 PM - Dez: "here's 500 caps"
8:21 PM - Dez: repair as much as that is worth
8:21 PM - New York Minute: eeehhhh
8:21 PM - Doc: youd get ripped off
8:21 PM - New York Minute: nigga
8:21 PM - New York Minute: just do regular maintenance on it 5 times to increase its cnd
8:21 PM - New York Minute: then repair it
8:21 PM - Doc: the merchant would probs lie to you
8:22 PM - New York Minute: so uh
8:22 PM - Dez: forgot about maintenance
8:23 PM - New York Minute: nigger you roll repair and it's done
8:23 PM - Dez: I got a super crit
8:23 PM - Doc: ok, should i listen to early 90s punk rock/borderline ska or MORE ambiant fallout music
8:23 PM - Dez: rolled a 1
8:23 PM - Dez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cAbf2FPb8
8:23 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: both
8:23 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: at the same time
8:23 PM - New York Minute: repairs 10 instead of 5 then
8:24 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I ping pong between psychobilly, jazz, my 'chillin' playlist on spotify
8:24 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and Budos Band on repeat
8:25 PM - New York Minute: so anyone else want to repair anything?
8:25 PM - New York Minute: maybe buy spare parts?
8:25 PM - Doc: when i think about it
8:25 PM - Doc: i totally should of had LL be 80's punk storm
8:25 PM - Doc: http://sebastianvonbuchwald.com/wp-content/gallery/colored-work/punk-storm.jpg
8:25 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: hm
8:25 PM - Doc: what else does he have?
8:25 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: can I do reg maintenance on my jacket?
8:26 PM - New York Minute: you can try
8:26 PM - Doc: oh yeah
8:26 PM - Doc: here, i'm going to get a sandwich and a drink before we do any real playing, then im gonna sell the stuff i picked up
8:26 PM - Dez: same brb
8:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well, fail and pass
8:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: actually the second pass is a critpass!
8:29 PM - New York Minute: then it repairs double
8:29 PM - New York Minute: aight, we done?
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm done
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: back up to 96%
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: actually I gotta heal
8:30 PM - Dez: why are your using percents
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: think the guy could tighten my nuts some? (not gay)
8:30 PM - Dez: just do the 50/50
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I like percents, they feel like home
8:30 PM - New York Minute: because he's fuckin dum
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: fuk u Dna
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: *Dan
8:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: gg me
8:30 PM - New York Minute: dna is important dude
8:30 PM - New York Minute: why insult it like that
8:31 PM - Dez: if you are going to use percents then you better be fucking exact on the condition
8:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I am
8:31 PM - New York Minute: yeah seriously
8:31 PM - New York Minute: I dunno man I saw you at an odd percent at one point
8:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ?
8:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: when
8:31 PM - New York Minute: nigga I don't know when I check things now and then
8:32 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: :v
8:32 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well I have no odd percents right now
8:32 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: just double checked
8:32 PM - New York Minute: right then
8:33 PM - Dez: jesus how long does it take for potato to make sandwitch
8:33 PM - New York Minute: "You boys seem to be pretty repair-savvy yourselves."
8:34 PM - Dez: "You pick it up. When most of the world is a scrappile you might as well learn to use that scrap"
8:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Not as much as I'd like. How knowledgeable are you at repairing R-154 circuits?"
8:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "The one in my shoulder just took a bullet a while ago and I'm scraping by on emergency connections."
8:34 PM - New York Minute: "I hear you there. And R-154s? I'm knowledgeable, but good luck finding some. Why?"
8:35 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 02:31 - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "The one in my shoulder just took a bullet a while ago and I'm scraping by on emergency connections."
8:35 PM - New York Minute: o
8:35 PM - Dez: gotta be more creative with those fake electronics things
8:35 PM - New York Minute: "One in your... shoulder?"
8:35 PM - Dez: like double round tipped capacitor helixes
8:36 PM - New York Minute: "Lemme see that thing."
8:36 PM - Doc: i like teh idea that cause of the war america can actually evolve past the 50s
8:37 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Here ya go, doc."
8:37 PM - Doc: but on the other hand "heavily 80s based post apoc" isnt very original
8:37 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I take off my left sleeve and show him the
8:37 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: wound, I guess.
8:37 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah but it's still rad :v
8:37 PM - Doc: what did i get given :v
8:37 PM - Dez: I think I spew some of that shit in the fallout thread when people started to argue about the 60s theme
8:37 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: they did, seriously?
8:38 PM - New York Minute: is your arm broken, or do you just want to be healed?
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: first of all, the evolution thing
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: just wanna be healed, it's roleplaying yo
8:38 PM - Dez: the great war was like a crude awakening that the american dream is bullshit and the post war people moved on which is why the theme changed in different games
8:38 PM - Doc: i....i just want to be more punk rock sometimes
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and second of all, Vegas's always been a bit ahead of the curve
8:38 PM - New York Minute: how much health are you missing?
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: punk rock is cool
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oh, a hefty chunk
8:38 PM - Doc: i know, deep at heart, i'm a rudeboy
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 25
8:38 PM - Doc: but i can imagine
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 26 actually
8:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: /51
8:39 PM - Doc: i want Elvis Punk to be a thing
8:39 PM - Doc: blue seude shoes and black leather jackets
8:39 PM - Doc: mohawks and cowlicks
8:40 PM - New York Minute: and your barter?
8:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: man
8:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ass
8:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 12
8:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: in other words
8:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: also, Potato, this'll be right up your alley and then some: https://www.dropbox.com/s/9zpfc36i9c3ath3/Octane%20Corebook.pdf
8:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: punk rock zombies, anti-godzilla specialized commandos, mutant toad truckers, road warriors and elvis impersonators? hel lyea
8:41 PM - New York Minute: "What the hell are you? Some kinda robot?"
8:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: unfortunately none of you other sadsacks seems to love octaNe as much as I do :v
8:42 PM - Dez: That sounds a bit more crazy than I thought it would be :V
8:42 PM - New York Minute: and fyi doc is here too
8:42 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Organic tissue on a tempered steel endoskeleton."
8:42 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "An android, to be precise."
8:42 PM - New York Minute: thought you were cyborg :v
8:42 PM - Doc: so basically
8:42 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ssh
8:42 PM - Dez: he's an andriod
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm not sure either :v
8:43 PM - Dez: the class name is cybord for some dumb reason
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah, but cyborgs are humans with metal bits
8:43 PM - Dez: by definition you are an android
8:43 PM - Dez: yeah
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm a robot with fleshy bit
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: s
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah, pretty much
8:43 PM - New York Minute: you got that reversed morons
8:43 PM - New York Minute: the class name is android
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: honestly who cares :v
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: robot man
8:43 PM - Dez: ciaster told me it was cyborg
8:43 PM - Doc: it's like a collage of fallout, the ramones, and elvis with the saturday evening post in one big mishmash like an undergroudn comic drawn by bored 80s teens
8:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: changing my race to this
8:43 PM - Dez: yeah lets get to shit
8:43 PM - Doc: i love it
8:44 PM - Dez: we have done nothing within 40 minutes of play
8:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: honestly I always get these confused :v
8:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah that too
8:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: let's get crackin'
8:44 PM - Doc: this is like
8:44 PM - Doc: pre-game
8:44 PM - New York Minute: "Well, this thing is surrounded with all sorts of structure-reinforcing horsecrap, so it's gonna be a real bitch to dig in and replace that thing. I'd say the repair cost would be about 450 caps."
8:44 PM - Dez: >tough repair, 450caps
8:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Don't have that kinda cash. Guess I'll have to scrape by somehow."
8:44 PM - Dez: >easy repair on armor, 1400 caps
8:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ssh
8:45 PM - Doc: ciaster, you interested in running that?
8:45 PM - New York Minute: well I'm trying to be fair
8:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: you won't win that argument
8:45 PM - New York Minute: I valued him at 500
8:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah I've been thinking of at the very least running an one-shot
8:45 PM - New York Minute: if I valued an actual android/cyborg he'd be fucking expensive
8:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: maybe next one-shot time's gonna be octaNe time
8:45 PM - Doc: if we do
8:46 PM - Doc: expect a LL with crazy hair and an amp/bass powered by her lightning
8:46 PM - New York Minute: "Sorry buddy, I don't do charity work."
8:46 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Fair's fair."
8:46 PM - Dez: "Anyway let's get going"
8:46 PM - Dez: "Terminal needs their water"
8:47 PM - Doc: kk
8:48 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: so yeah we're going I guess
8:48 PM - New York Minute: "You'd better be damn good at killing raiders. I don't intend to die on my way to fix a damned water purifier."
8:49 PM - Dez: "Don't worry we're pros, er... At least I am"
8:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Well, this could go a lot faster if we had some transport."
8:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "I'm fully qualified to operate most motor vehicles."
8:50 PM - New York Minute: "Maybe so, but these vehicles around here aren't exactly road-ready."
8:50 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "So much for that idea. Just remember, it's not only our asses, it's yours as well."
8:50 PM - Doc: did i tag gambling or speech?
8:51 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: gambling
8:51 PM - Dez: I don't know :V
8:51 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: p sure
8:51 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: seriously dude you don't have your tags marked?
8:51 PM - Doc: wait no
8:51 PM - Doc: i do i do
8:51 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: or did they just get fucked up by the sheet
8:51 PM - Doc: i mean
8:51 PM - Doc: brb
8:51 PM - Dez: "We'll just have to snake through the alleys to avoid any attention"
8:52 PM - Doc: they fuck up so much
8:52 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Well, it got us here, it'll have to get us out of here."
8:53 PM - Doc: small guns gambling and...speech or first aid
8:53 PM - Doc: and for the 4th one
8:53 PM - Doc: i tagged barter
8:53 PM - New York Minute: "Better know what you're doing. I pay protection from one gang, not transport costs."
8:54 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I do a badass press check on my pistol, all fuckin' Michael Mann movie like like I'm about to blow some motherfuckas away.
8:54 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Trust us."
8:55 PM - Dez: "We all ready to head out then?"
8:55 PM - New York Minute: "Lead the way, then."
8:56 PM - Dez: Dez stands up, using his spear as support and follows Marlowe out of the parking garage
8:56 PM - New York Minute: isn't Dez still broken limbed?
8:56 PM - Doc: i follow
8:56 PM - Doc: he was healed i tihnk
8:56 PM - New York Minute: nah he got another one
8:56 PM - New York Minute: when you weren't around
8:57 PM - Dez: nope he's just at half health and is becoming a tired old man despite his old age
8:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I guess someone
8:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: gave him a leg up
8:57 PM - New York Minute: You four head out and onto the streets, heading back to Terminal
8:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ok yeah that was bad
8:57 PM - Dez: plus he's got giant metal armor I would assume it would be hard to stand up sometimes
8:57 PM - New York Minute: you know the drill, roll outdoorsman
8:57 PM - Dez: young age*
8:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: fail
8:58 PM - Dez: gg
8:58 PM - New York Minute: shame, that 16 would have been passing probably :v
8:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: first one was pass but a 1d109 doesn't exist
8:58 PM - New York Minute: rip
8:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah blame my clumsy fingers
8:58 PM - Dez: just add 9 to the roll
8:58 PM - Doc: fail
8:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: at least I passed a PER roll?
8:59 PM - New York Minute: omg only the dude leading the way needs to roll outdoorsman
8:59 PM - New York Minute: stop rolling
8:59 PM - New York Minute: 100
8:59 PM - New York Minute: congrats
8:59 PM - Dez: what did you say I didn't hear you
8:59 PM - New York Minute: you failed so hard
8:59 PM - New York Minute: -20 xp
8:59 PM - Doc: i like The Dead Milkmen, they're the only punk band that realize's they're pretty silly so they're half punk half making fun of punk teens
8:59 PM - Dez: yeah that was p awful
8:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ok this critfail deserves something funny
8:59 PM - New York Minute: ok ok I got this
9:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I dunno I like the Dead Kennedys, they're funny as fuck
9:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: in a terrible dark way
9:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: see: I Kill Children
9:00 PM - Doc: you can't really top Bitchin' Camero and Punk Rock Girl
9:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: man I gotta listen to more punk :v
9:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: pretty much all I know of the genre is one Dead Kennedys album, some Ramones I listened to when I was younger and
9:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: uh
9:01 PM - New York Minute: Marlowe proceeds to lead the way, but Dez gets fed up with this shit and pushes past Marlowe and tries to lead the gang himself
9:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I guess some random Sex Pistols and Clash songs
9:01 PM - Doc: the ;ast ramones member died last week
9:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah I know
9:01 PM - Dez: lolwut
9:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: rip
9:01 PM - Dez: I wasn't rolling on purpose
9:01 PM - New York Minute: this is for your shitty 100
9:01 PM - New York Minute: 2BADSOSAD
9:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: damn Dan I like you
9:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: but man dial down on the ironic asshole a bit ok?
9:01 PM - Dez: After the push, Dez falls over
9:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it's getting a bit tiresome at times
9:01 PM - Doc: also GM thanks
9:02 PM - Doc: youre magical girls ruined melting
9:02 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: also looks like
9:02 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: the push came to shove
9:02 PM - New York Minute: he steps on a piece of rebar balanced like a sesaw, knocking a chunk of concrete that was balanced on the other end airborne
9:02 PM - Dez: "Shit I must have tripped over a rock and bumped into you or something"
9:02 PM - Doc: now he's talking about "people talking in character" and "people being serious" and "plots that make sense"
9:02 PM - New York Minute: this concrete chunk flies into a loosely dangling streetlight
9:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I like people talking in character
9:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and being serious
9:03 PM - Doc: so do i
9:03 PM - Doc: but like
9:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and plots that make sense
9:03 PM - Dez: Data is expecting serious shit from MB?
9:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: but I also like shooting the shit with nerds :v
9:03 PM - Doc: i love the fallout stuff more
9:03 PM - New York Minute: it DOES have serious shit
9:03 PM - Doc: i love rping, it's great
9:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: half of these games is basically 'haha dumb pun' 'hehe dicks'
9:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and it's glorious
9:03 PM - Doc: but i also hate it when i get yeleld at for talking out of character
9:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: http://i.imgur.com/yoPqRAg.gif
9:03 PM - Doc: yelled
9:03 PM - Dez: yeah but i think it's funny that data takes it so fucking seriously :V
9:04 PM - New York Minute: the dangling of streetlight swings, unearthing the ciaster, I mean pole, from its position in the ground as it falls across the street, landing neatly between Dez and Marlowe
9:04 PM - New York Minute: Dez takes 1 damage
9:04 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I keep walking calmly.
9:04 PM - Doc: "well THAT was just strange"
9:05 PM - New York Minute: "...I don't think I should be traveling with you people."
9:05 PM - Dez: Dez lays face first on the ground mumbling, "No shit"
9:05 PM - Doc: (ppsssst)
9:05 PM - Doc: (who's traveling with us_
9:05 PM - New York Minute: uh
9:05 PM - New York Minute: the repair dude
9:06 PM - Dez: the guy we needed to escort
9:06 PM - New York Minute: who we spent like 20 minutes talking to
9:06 PM - Doc: aahhhhhhhhhh, that makes way more sense
9:06 PM - Doc: get guy, bring him to terminal
9:06 PM - Dez: potato was gone for like 19 of those minutes tho :V
9:06 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah and most of the last session
9:06 PM - Doc: i regret nothing that was a damn good sandwich
9:06 PM - New York Minute: meanwhile, all that ruckus attracted some unwanted attention
9:07 PM - New York Minute: roll PER!
9:07 PM - New York Minute: everyone, that is
9:07 PM - Doc: and i couldnt play last time cause i was too busy hanging out with, you know, real life friends
9:07 PM - Doc: outside
9:07 PM - Dez: pass
9:07 PM - Doc: where that big ball called the sun is
9:07 PM - Doc: :v
9:07 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: p
9:07 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ass
9:07 PM - Dez: Dez stands up and notices:
9:07 PM - Doc: fail
9:07 PM - Dez: hey I have friends too
9:07 PM - Dez: but they are also shut-ins so we all just play civ
9:08 PM - Dez: doc sucks at everything :V
9:08 PM - New York Minute: In the distance down the street, you spot a glint of sunlight coming from the little overhang from a billboard advertising a Mr. Handy unit
9:08 PM - Dez: you say she is lucky
9:08 PM - Dez: yet I see no evidence of it :V
9:08 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I've got bros I can get sloshed with and watch dumb movies I win at life
9:09 PM - Dez: "Oh fuck"
9:09 PM - Dez: Dez grabs onto Inspector Gadget and pulls him into cover
9:09 PM - Dez: mr repair man that is
9:09 PM - Doc: well yeah but you're a broke college student
9:09 PM - New York Minute: roll AGI
9:09 PM - Dez: pass
9:09 PM - Doc: i thought marlowe was inspector gadget
9:10 PM - Doc: pass
9:10 PM - Dez: yeah I fucked up the name
9:10 PM - Dez: I don't know any repairmen
9:10 PM - New York Minute: Dez grabs Gene the repairnigga and dives into cover behind a car
9:10 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: broke very yes, college student technically already yes
9:10 PM - New York Minute: that car's mirror shatters as it's shot
9:10 PM - New York Minute: instead of your head
9:10 PM - Dez: thats nice
9:11 PM - Doc: "techinically already"
9:11 PM - Dez: "Find some cover!"
9:11 PM - Doc: aren't you like a junoir?
9:11 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright I'm gonna dive behind some cover on the side of the street that's closer to the overhang
9:11 PM - Doc: i duck alongside domo arigoto mr roboto
9:11 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: dunno, not really too well acquainted with the american education system
9:12 PM - Doc: wait
9:12 PM - Doc: wait
9:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it's gonna be my first year
9:12 PM - Doc: god damn i keep getting ciaster and dan confused "v
9:12 PM - Dez: "Since you guys have guns you should flank while I distract him"
9:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and it hasn't started yet :v
9:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: seriously
9:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm the fat pole
9:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: he's the bearded italian-american
9:12 PM - Doc: no, like iwth the names
9:12 PM - Doc: with the names*
9:12 PM - New York Minute: "Ah, fuck! When did they get hardware that can shoot that straight?"
9:12 PM - Doc: "hardware?"
9:13 PM - Dez: "Alright Gene, just stay in cover and don't move unless I tell you to"
9:13 PM - New York Minute: "No arguments there."
9:13 PM - New York Minute: "And yeah, hardware. The damn sniper we're being shot with."
9:13 PM - Doc: are we being shot by a robot or what :v
9:13 PM - Dez: no
9:14 PM - Dez: hardware is slang for gun
9:14 PM - Dez: and other types of equipment
9:14 PM - Doc: so hes saying "when did they get not shitty guns"
9:14 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: welcome to Wing's guide to american slang
9:14 PM - Doc: very cyberpunk :v
9:14 PM - Dez: including but not limited to: body armor, explosives, logistical gear, and other shit
9:14 PM - Doc: i love future slang tho
9:14 PM - New York Minute: hardware is hardly an obscure slang
9:15 PM - New York Minute: roll sequence, everyone
9:15 PM - Dez: like biz
9:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah it's a great movie
9:15 PM - Doc: jesus
9:15 PM - Doc: fucking
9:15 PM - Dez: and whatever that one thing was
9:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: lemmy from motorhead was in it
9:15 PM - Doc: christ
9:15 PM - Dez: chamba :V
9:15 PM - Doc: sequence hates me
9:15 PM - New York Minute: choomba
9:15 PM - Doc: choomba
9:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 12 seq
9:15 PM - Dez: 15
9:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: y'all choombas can't beat me
9:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: btw choomba is literally 'nigga' but politically correct :v
9:15 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it's even in the slang
9:15 PM - Doc: shock you m8
9:15 PM - Dez: I think choomba was in neuromancer
9:15 PM - New York Minute: Sniper, Dez, Mar, Doc
9:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: dictionary or something
9:16 PM - Dez: and I got so fucking confused
9:16 PM - Dez: it was either choomba or some other slang that was never explained
9:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it might've been, CP2020 cribs a looooooot of shit from Gibson
9:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and that other guy
9:16 PM - Doc: i just think of a chocolate roomba goomba
9:16 PM - New York Minute: he takes another shot
9:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it's pretty easy to figure out :v
9:16 PM - Doc: yeah choombah is pretty clearly nigga
9:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: man you're ramping up the gear selection
9:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: unless it's like a .22 with a scope :v
9:17 PM - New York Minute: he misses, and his round dings into the side of the car Marlowe is taking cover behind
9:17 PM - Dez: I knew it was in the same vein as nigga
9:17 PM - Dez: but like
9:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: y'know all these shitty guns are there to be used
9:17 PM - Dez: I had no idea if it was like a nigga
9:17 PM - Dez: or a gucci
9:17 PM - Dez: or a hombre
9:17 PM - New York Minute: Dez, your go
9:17 PM - Dez: ect
9:17 PM - Dez: I zig zag to another piece of cover
9:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah it's literally iirc 'african-american word for 'brother or a close friend'' or some shit
9:17 PM - Dez: hopefully to aggro the fucker
9:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: so yeah, nigga
9:17 PM - New York Minute: the billboard is about 60 meters away, but there's an alleyway about 12 away that's out of sight of the billboard
9:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: but white people can say it to black dudes and not get their asses beat
9:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: the beauty of cyberpunk
9:18 PM - Dez: if anything the others should be going there
9:18 PM - Dez: I don't have any ranged shit so I'll stay in open view
9:18 PM - Doc: i like putting in slang from other future shit
9:18 PM - Doc: liek Shock as a general curse in Marvel 2099
9:19 PM - Doc: and "schway" as cool and "slag" as shit in Batman Beyond
9:19 PM - New York Minute: the nearest cover is 8 meters away
9:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I think Shadowrun has 'drek' instead of shit
9:19 PM - Dez: alright I'll run over there
9:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and some other stuff
9:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I love silly slang
9:19 PM - Doc: .....ok they stole Slag from Beast Wars ugh i dont liek liking that show
9:20 PM - Dez: end turn
9:20 PM - Doc: anyway tldr Batman Beyond is fantastic marlowe do somethign
9:20 PM - New York Minute: Mar, you're up
9:20 PM - New York Minute: nearest cover is Dez's
9:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: aight
9:20 PM - Dez: go through the alleys
9:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well, he's 60 m away
9:21 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: should prolly change it to feet but w/e
9:21 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I already said I was getting behind cover, so I assume you mean 'the nearest cover that's not the one you're behind'
9:21 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: anyway yeah, alleys
9:21 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: how far is the alley entrance from me?
9:21 PM - New York Minute: 14, you were further from it than Dez
9:22 PM - New York Minute: you can just sprint into it with 7 AP
9:22 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: in this case
9:23 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I brace myself, and then just bolt for the alley entrance as fast as I can.
9:23 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: END roll passed
9:23 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and that was all my AP so that's all for this turn, folks!
9:23 PM - New York Minute: Doc's go
9:25 PM - Doc: kk
9:25 PM - Doc: im out in the open right
9:25 PM - New York Minute: aye
9:26 PM - Doc: dez and guy are behind a car
9:26 PM - Doc: where
9:26 PM - Doc: 's marlowe
9:26 PM - Dez: in the alley
9:26 PM - Dez: where you should also go
9:26 PM - New York Minute: Marlowe is in an alley 14 spaces to your left, Dez is 8 in front of you behind a car
9:26 PM - Dez: unless you want to also act as bait
9:27 PM - Doc: ts 2 space=1 ap right
9:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm in the alley now
9:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: whoa
9:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: whoa
9:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm in the alley
9:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: sorry
9:27 PM - Doc: uh
9:27 PM - Doc: ciaster are you ok there
9:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: not really, no
9:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I was referring to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObntvRcKMrE
9:28 PM - Dez: sprinting allows you to move 2 spaces with 1 ap
9:28 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm just being an idiot as usual, carry on
9:28 PM - Doc: sprint over to where marlowe is
9:28 PM - Doc: thats all of my ap
9:28 PM - Doc: exactly :v
9:28 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well would you look at that
9:28 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: what a coincidence :v
9:28 PM - Doc: "We need to stop meeting like this"
9:28 PM - Dez: then you roll for END
9:28 PM - New York Minute: don't bother
9:29 PM - Dez: :V
9:29 PM - New York Minute: not like you're gonna shoot from the alley, are you?
9:29 PM - Doc: well
9:29 PM - Doc: unless im a secret agent
9:29 PM - Doc: and need to shoot marlowe
9:29 PM - Dez: eh true
9:29 PM - New York Minute: then you can feel free to roll it
9:29 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and then it turns out potato was really disco the whole time
9:29 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost
9:29 PM - Dez: I wouldn't be suprised
9:30 PM - New York Minute: Sniper's go
9:30 PM - Doc: because hey, whens the last tiem youve seen an asian woman that that wasnt a prostitute, love intrest, or an asssassin/assassin pretending to be one of those two
9:30 PM - New York Minute: He'll take a shot at Dez
9:30 PM - Dez: the plan is working
9:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Elementary, my man
9:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: as in the show
9:31 PM - New York Minute: the windshield of the car Dez is cowering behind shatters
9:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Lucy Liu owns in it
9:31 PM - New York Minute: but he is unharmed
9:31 PM - New York Minute: Dez, your go
9:31 PM - Dez: move to another piece of cover and end turn
9:31 PM - Doc: pandora
9:31 PM - Doc: i am sorry
9:31 PM - Doc: but
9:31 PM - Doc: instanbul not constaniople by TMBG is in no way punk
9:32 PM - New York Minute: You sprint 9 spaces forwards, behind a waist-high chunk of concrete
9:32 PM - Doc: i mean, its still a great song by my fav band ever
9:32 PM - Doc: but thats not very punk rock of you
9:33 PM - New York Minute: Mar's go
9:33 PM - New York Minute: I assume you sprint forwards through the alley :v
9:33 PM - Doc: he stays
9:33 PM - Doc: Nervous in the Alley
9:33 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nah
9:33 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: hm
9:33 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: am I on the side of the street the overhang is on
9:33 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: or the opposite side?
9:33 PM - Doc: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CBwQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DI9cgqNFQgOc&ei=zRDPU4OiJKOd8QGNqYDgBw&usg=AFQjCNEC77Jg8zBbPGnNtLdOKaq4AZMAbQ&sig2=2K9gEPVnl02O92UD4cWzKQ&bvm=bv.71667212,d.b2U
9:34 PM - New York Minute: it's in your side
9:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: the idea here was that I'd love to flank the guy while he's preoccupied with plinking at Dez
9:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright then, I'll carefully advance through the alleys towards the overhang
9:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: do I roll for anything? :v
9:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: actually I'll roll for traps
9:35 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nope, not a pass
9:35 PM - New York Minute: you run into nothing
9:35 PM - New York Minute: Doc, gonna follow Marlowe?
9:35 PM - Doc: i do so
9:36 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I whisper to Doc. "Alright, stay close and don't bump into anything."
9:36 PM - Doc: "Hey, make sure to set off all the traps for dez while you're up there tincan."
9:36 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "We're gonna flank that bastard and blast him from behind."
9:36 PM - New York Minute: The sniper doesn't take a shot this time, suspiciously
9:36 PM - New York Minute: Dez, your go
9:37 PM - Dez: more zigzagging and then end the turn
9:37 PM - New York Minute: whoa whoa hold your horses
9:37 PM - New York Minute: as you sprint from one piece of cover to another, you hear a gunshot
9:37 PM - Doc: "i've got a bad feeling about this."
9:37 PM - New York Minute: what's your AC?
9:37 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPaXG0oEInY some advice for Dez here
9:37 PM - Dez: 13
9:38 PM - New York Minute: bam
9:38 PM - New York Minute: you just got hit by an overwatch shot
9:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it's getting xcom up in here
9:38 PM - Doc: "and yep, we're boned"
9:38 PM - Dez: you clever little you
9:39 PM - New York Minute: 23 damage, -5DT -5DR
9:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: dayum
9:39 PM - Dez: fuck nigga
9:39 PM - New York Minute: rolled a 5 and an 8 on a 2d8
9:39 PM - Dez: 10gp
9:39 PM - Dez: hp
9:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: he's seriously sniping with an M1? :v
9:40 PM - New York Minute: at 10 hp?
9:40 PM - Dez: wait how much AP I got?
9:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I bet he's got the snooper version
9:40 PM - Dez: gotta heal :V
9:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/b/bc/M3_carbine.jpg/450px-M3_carbine.jpg
9:40 PM - New York Minute: you stumble into cover and that ends your turn
9:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: fookin early NV scopes
9:40 PM - New York Minute: Mar's turn
9:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well, in lack of better ideas
9:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'll just keep on advancin' through the alleys
9:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: eyeballin' it, how far away am I right now?
9:41 PM - New York Minute: 18 now
9:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nice
9:42 PM - Dez: "Those shitheads better hurry up"
9:42 PM - New York Minute: Doc follows Mar, I assume
9:43 PM - Doc: yep
9:43 PM - Doc: totalyl not catching a look at the booty
9:43 PM - New York Minute: Sniper's turn!
9:43 PM - New York Minute: taking a shot at Dez behind cover
9:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: leave my shiny metal ass alone
9:43 PM - New York Minute: aaand miss
9:43 PM - Dez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4czp7KV2j4
9:44 PM - New York Minute: Dez'd turn!
9:44 PM - Dez: Dez unhooks his pauldron and bandages himself up
9:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: hey this is p good
9:44 PM - Dez: you never heard tyler?
9:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Tyler The Creator ain't my thing usually but this has a nice beat and all
9:44 PM - Dez: he is like the only rap I can really stand
9:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm more of a Kendrick Lamar man
9:44 PM - Doc: MF Doom
9:45 PM - Dez: alright end turn
9:45 PM - Doc: Monster Island Czars in general
9:45 PM - Dez: I just healed 6 hp
9:45 PM - New York Minute: gg
9:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: +ofc the classics like NWA, Snoop etc.
9:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: shit's good
9:46 PM - Dez: does my helmet add to my DR and DT
9:46 PM - New York Minute: no
9:46 PM - New York Minute: only applies to headshots
9:46 PM - Doc: N'Wahs With Attitude?
9:46 PM - Dez: lame
9:46 PM - New York Minute: Mar and Doc run further, and are now a mere 4 away from the billboard
9:46 PM - Dez: ah fuck
9:46 PM - Dez: it does add to my AC
9:46 PM - New York Minute: yes
9:46 PM - Dez: so I should have 21 instead of 13
9:46 PM - New York Minute: it does that automatically
9:46 PM - Dez: gg
9:47 PM - New York Minute: did you remember to hit update
9:47 PM - Dez: I did it but I just never checked that tab
9:47 PM - New York Minute: gg
9:47 PM - Dez: i just looked straight at my armor because I forgot I had other modifiers
9:48 PM - New York Minute: gg
9:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 21 ap?
9:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: *AC?
9:49 PM - Dez: ewot
9:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oh yeah you've got metal armor and shit
9:49 PM - Dez: yeah
9:49 PM - New York Minute: next, sniper's go
9:49 PM - New York Minute: again, miss
9:50 PM - Doc: man for a sniper this guy kinda stinks
9:50 PM - Dez: The shot still startles Dez, "Ah fuck man I gotta get out of here"
9:50 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah he's got a carbine meant for close quarters fighting
9:50 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and bolted a scope on it :v
9:50 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: gg that guy
9:50 PM - New York Minute: :v
9:51 PM - New York Minute: Dez, roll PER
9:51 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: unless he's using a fuckin' automag which is some death wish tier bullshit
9:51 PM - Dez: pass
9:51 PM - Dez: Dez peeks up from cover to see:
9:51 PM - Doc: "if i put a telescope on my shotgun it will become a SNIPER shotgun"
9:51 PM - Dez: if you are using slugs then yeah to an extent
9:51 PM - New York Minute: You spot one of the lights meant to illuminate the billboard hanging above the sniper's position
9:52 PM - Dez: but it would probably be just as effective as using an m1 :V
9:52 PM - New York Minute: from where you are now, you juuuust might be able to knock it down, with a good toss from your spear
9:52 PM - New York Minute: or a throw of a rock
9:52 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nah shotties are actually p accurate with slugs
9:52 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: heavier projectile and all
9:52 PM - Dez: what about the range though
9:52 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: as long as you've got the right choke and all
9:52 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: shotties have surprising range, yo
9:52 PM - New York Minute: screw the range just throw
9:53 PM - Dez: alright I'll throw
9:53 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oh that's what you meant :v
9:53 PM - Dez: I meant about the shotgun
9:53 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oh so you did mean this
9:53 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well, look up slug guns
9:53 PM - New York Minute: so, roll you faggot
9:53 PM - Dez: failed fgt
9:53 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: they're basically shotties meant for slugs specifically, p sure they've got rifled barrels and chokes and scopes and all that shit
9:53 PM - New York Minute: your rock goes far and misses completely
9:54 PM - New York Minute: Mar and Doc run and are now standing underneath the billboard
9:54 PM - New York Minute: You can climb the ladder hanging down, or you can try to shoot the rusty supports out
9:54 PM - Dez: go faggots my life depends on this
9:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright, I assume the sniper's like on the walkway
9:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: thing
9:55 PM - New York Minute: ye
9:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: y'know, billboards have these
9:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well, I'm assuming it's like see-through and stuff
9:55 PM - Dez: yeah
9:55 PM - New York Minute: that's what I was talking about
9:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: y'know, like made from a grateish thing
9:55 PM - Dez: yeah
9:55 PM - New York Minute: yep
9:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: in this case I'll just blast him through it, hopefully in the balls, with my lever-action shortie gun
9:56 PM - New York Minute: so you target shotting that?
9:56 PM - Dez: through the balls and out the head :V
9:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nah just regular shotting
9:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: blam
9:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 22 damage
9:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I cycle the lever with an audible CHK-CHUNK
9:56 PM - New York Minute: 17
9:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: still good
9:57 PM - Doc: http://31.media.tumblr.com/7cfe42e0260741b8af0e4533cfa40e8b/tumblr_msoviyJNB01qa578so1_500.jpg
9:57 PM - New York Minute: Doc, take a few shots yourself
9:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright so yeah that's the turn
9:57 PM - Doc: crude punk goddess
9:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: blast 'im, doc
9:57 PM - Doc: blastin'
9:57 PM - Doc: EXACT pass
9:57 PM - Doc: cause of the -10
9:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well in this case
9:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nah
9:58 PM - Doc: 12 damage
9:58 PM - Doc: :C
9:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: can we assume he doesn't get AC 'cause we just completely surprised him?
9:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it's sorta like a sneak attack but not really
9:58 PM - New York Minute: might as well
9:58 PM - Doc: yeah
9:58 PM - Dez: I'd totally love seeing something like Fables but with greek/roman mythos
9:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yay
9:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: blast him again, Doc
9:58 PM - New York Minute: 9 damage
9:58 PM - New York Minute: go 4 it
9:58 PM - Dez: so you got a bunch of gods and shit in a punk universe
9:58 PM - Doc: wow
9:59 PM - Doc: i rolled 2 61s in a row
9:59 PM - Doc: thats
9:59 PM - Doc: off
9:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: that's nothing
9:59 PM - Dez: not in a row
9:59 PM - Dez: but in the same round :V
9:59 PM - Doc: kinda sorts
9:59 PM - Doc: sorta
9:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I remember rolling 3 69s and 2 1s in one session
9:59 PM - Dez: I rolled 13 in feng shui at least 20 times
9:59 PM - Doc: two d100 rolls in a wow
9:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: in fact I think it was the first Fallout session
9:59 PM - Doc: row
9:59 PM - Doc: 17 damage
10:00 PM - Dez: that must of have been the session I died
10:00 PM - New York Minute: 13
10:00 PM - Dez: because I remember you and nerts critted like 40 times then
10:00 PM - New York Minute: and you nail him, his form slumps over
10:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nah I meant the first session of this campaign
10:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: like, the one we're playing right now :v
10:01 PM - Dez: Dez laughs in relief, "Alright Gene it's safe to come out now!"
10:01 PM - Doc: "Not quite"
10:01 PM - Dez: I thought you meant like the first fisrt
10:01 PM - Doc: "didnt you get shot by someone else?"
10:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: the first session of the first Fallout I did get both a crit and a critfail
10:01 PM - New York Minute: He pokes his head out and looks around
10:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I shot batman in the butt with my .22 and then sneaked a LAW past the BOS by saying it wasn't one
10:02 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: anyway, typical greedy gamer that I am I'm gonna ask
10:02 PM - New York Minute: "I guess you /can/ handle yourselves."
10:02 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: loot?
10:02 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and
10:02 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: xp?
10:02 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: :v
10:02 PM - Dez: also does health reset when you level up
10:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: don
10:03 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 't think so
10:03 PM - New York Minute: 250 and [1] M1 Carbine CND: 12/50, [12] .30 FMJ rounds, [1] Nuka Cola, [2] Radfruits, [1] Jar of Piss, [1] M65 Field Jacket CND: 10/50
10:03 PM - Doc: dibs on soda
10:03 PM - Doc: and a gun
10:03 PM - Dez: jar of piss :V
10:04 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: looks like we got ambushed by a time travelling vietnam GI
10:04 PM - Dez: I'll take the fruit
10:04 PM - Dez: I'm the one with fucking 16 hp here
10:04 PM - Dez: I need food niggas
10:04 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well since you guys took all the stuff
10:04 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'll take the jacket :v
10:04 PM - Doc: "i'll take the fruit, food nigga" would make a great song name
10:05 PM - Dez: y'all greedy muthafuckas
10:05 PM - New York Minute: srsly
10:05 PM - Doc: ?
10:05 PM - New York Minute: mostly ciaster
10:06 PM - Dez: :V
10:06 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: the fuck are you on about
10:06 PM - New York Minute: greedy pole
10:06 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: what, am I supposed to just leave perfectly good loot laying around? :v
10:06 PM - New York Minute: :v
10:06 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I guess I should specify 'unless one of you guys wants it'
10:06 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: just take that for granted for now on
10:07 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: if I take something you want, just say 'ey ciaster I want that' and if I don't need it, it's yours :v
10:07 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: if we both need it, we'll resolve it with the thunderdome method
10:07 PM - New York Minute: "Well, that was something. What'd he have on him?"
10:07 PM - Dez: suggesting you would win :V
10:07 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Carbine with a scope, an army jacket, some soda and some fruit."
10:08 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "I'd say former army reserve, or National Guard."
10:08 PM - Doc: "i'll take the rifle and the soda"
10:08 PM - New York Minute: "Huh."
10:09 PM - Dez: "How about you give the bait a prize for risking his life for your ass"
10:09 PM - Dez: "A nice refreshing Cola would hit the spot"
10:10 PM - Doc: "a nice littel 16 year old girl without a gaping hole in her chest would REALLY be nice right now"
10:10 PM - Doc: i toss him a bottle
10:11 PM - Dez: Dez cracks it open "I hate you"
10:11 PM - New York Minute: "What's that about a... 16 year old? Do I want to know?"
10:11 PM - Dez: "Nope
10:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "I'd say our reputation is already sullied enough."
10:12 PM - Doc: "LEts just say no one was molested or kidnapped"
10:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "I'll just say this: don't stand close to Dez here when he's getting his legs broken and holding a spear."
10:12 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "She's alive, though. She better be."
10:12 PM - Dez: "Let's just go"
10:13 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ^
10:13 PM - New York Minute: "Yeaaaah, I think we should just keep going."
10:13 PM - New York Minute: you keep going
10:14 PM - New York Minute: Heading deeper into raider territory, roll outdoorsman mar
10:14 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ouuuuuuuch
10:14 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: pulp_fiction_marcellus_wallace_motherfucker.mp3
10:15 PM - New York Minute: you walk along completely oblivious, and before you realize what's happened, you're getting shot!
10:15 PM - Dez: fucking christ
10:16 PM - Dez: I just looked at the roll
10:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I hit the ground like
10:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeeeeeeeeeeeep
10:16 PM - New York Minute: though they both miss either way
10:16 PM - Dez: I need to heal so bad oh god
10:16 PM - New York Minute: "Come on, asshole! He was standin' right there and you couldn't fuckin hit him twice?" you hear an unknown voice shout
10:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah this is p bullshit, Dan
10:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Dez is dead
10:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: if he gets hit
10:17 PM - New York Minute: well maybe you should heal
10:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: like once, maybe twice
10:17 PM - Dez: 24hp is not fun to be at
10:17 PM - New York Minute: does nobody have stimpaks
10:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah with his
10:17 PM - Dez: I can't heal
10:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nope
10:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: no stims here
10:17 PM - Doc: i have a first aid kit
10:17 PM - Dez: someone first aid/doctor me
10:17 PM - Doc: and a stim
10:17 PM - New York Minute: bloody poorfags
10:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah lol @ my dumb players for being in the early game
10:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and not being able to afford anything thanks to my new rules :v
10:18 PM - Dez: I actually forgot I could use first aid
10:18 PM - New York Minute: Gene hits the deck, before he looks up at the raiders and shouts
10:18 PM - New York Minute: "Hold up! I'm Greasy Gene, I pay your gang for protection! Quit shooting!"
10:19 PM - Dez: nyhey! There's the high roller!
10:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "One more shot, and we're getting a refund."
10:19 PM - Doc: "and by 'refund' we mean violently sticking this gun places it shouldnt be stuck"
10:19 PM - Dez: no shhhhh
10:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "What the lady said. Let's go, Gene."
10:20 PM - New York Minute: ?: "Wha? Shit, he's right. Hold fire, boys."
10:21 PM - Doc: "Cue something bad happening in 3....2...1...."
10:21 PM - New York Minute: Nothing happens
10:21 PM - New York Minute: shocker
10:21 PM - Dez: brb
10:22 PM - Doc: ...someone is usually shooting at us by this point"
10:22 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: goddammit, Potato
10:22 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it's like you're trying to jinx us :v
10:23 PM - New York Minute: G: "Sounds like I really shouldn't be traveling with you."
10:24 PM - New York Minute: ?: "So, what the fuck's the deal? You know not everyone in our gang's gonna know that, Gene. You're likely to get shot full of holes doing that."
10:24 PM - New York Minute: ?: "And who's that you're with?"
10:25 PM - New York Minute: G: "My escort, apparently. I'm going back to Terminal."
10:26 PM - Dez: back
10:27 PM - New York Minute: ?: "Well, taking the streets isn't very smart. Head down there," he points at a nearby subway entrance, "and follow the tracks. You'll end up near Terminal, and less dead."
10:27 PM - New York Minute: Gene looks back at you all. "Sound fair?"
10:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Fair's fair."
10:29 PM - Doc: "hhhhhmmm"
10:30 PM - New York Minute: "O
10:30 PM - New York Minute: K, I'll take that as a yes."
10:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: so yeah whenever you guys decide it''s time to go let's go :v
10:30 PM - Dez: I assumed we were going now
10:30 PM - Dez: lets goooo~
10:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: to adventure
10:31 PM - New York Minute: you head down the subway and follow along the tracks
10:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and imagined copypasted levels
10:31 PM - Doc: brb
10:33 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIE6Pb_MFE
10:33 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ugh now we'll prolly meet the mole people and do the goddamn retarded thing with the brick in the wall
10:34 PM - New York Minute: roll outdoorsman~
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: but
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: we're not outdoors
10:34 PM - New York Minute: roll indoorsman
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: pedantic spergman, away!
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: :v
10:34 PM - New York Minute: indoorsman=outdoorsman
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: uh
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: guys
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I think we might want to relegate someone else to outdoorsman duty
10:34 PM - Dez: yeah?
10:34 PM - Dez: who has the highest
10:34 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Ciaster: 1D100 => 96
10:35 PM - Dez: I have 28
10:35 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: fucking goddammit
10:35 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: at least it's not a critfail
10:35 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah I have 28 too
10:35 PM - Dez: duty has been switched to me then
10:35 PM - New York Minute: You hear some odd noises, almost like grinding and rustling, coming from inside the walls
10:35 PM - New York Minute: but it eventually fades, and nothing comes of it
10:36 PM - Dez: ghouls everywhere
10:36 PM - Dez: fallout 3's metros and ghouls are skyrims ruins and dragur
10:36 PM - New York Minute: one more roll~
10:36 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright so if you wanna roll outdoorsman grab the compass from my sheet
10:36 PM - Dez: draugr*
10:36 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: also yeah
10:36 PM - New York Minute: then after this we'll be back at Terminal
10:36 PM - Dez: I have  a map
10:37 PM - Dez: doesn't do shit for outdoorsman :V
10:37 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah the compass gives you +10 tho
10:37 PM - New York Minute: dude roll again
10:37 PM - Dez: well I don't have a compass now do I
10:37 PM - Dez: wait I am rolling?
10:38 PM - New York Minute: whoever is leading, which has been ciaster up to this point
10:38 PM - Dez: pass
10:38 PM - Dez: I thought ciaster already rolled
10:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 04:31 - Dez: duty has been switched to me then
10:38 PM - New York Minute: you spot 3 ghouls down the tracks, but they don't notice you yet
10:38 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: hm
10:38 PM - New York Minute: they continue to wander around aimlessly, snorting and panting
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: well I'm a
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: robot man
10:39 PM - Dez: yeah but I didn't see the part where I was asked to roll
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: with little fleshy bits
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oh, soz
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: think they'd ignore me?
10:39 PM - Dez: no
10:39 PM - Dez: you still look like a human
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm asking Dan not u
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nah but they go by like
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: smell
10:39 PM - New York Minute: 10:39 PM - Dez: no
10:39 PM - Dez: you still look like a human
10:39 PM - New York Minute: and smell human
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: otherwise they'd just rip each other apart?
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ok
10:39 PM - New York Minute: deal with it nerd
10:39 PM - Dez: smell like one too
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ur mom smells human
10:39 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: wait
10:39 PM - Dez: we can jsut go around
10:39 PM - New York Minute: thx
10:40 PM - Dez: probably
10:40 PM - New York Minute: "So, what's the plan to deal with the zombies?"
10:40 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright they're ghouls so they have like 0 armor
10:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm gonna pop the closest one with my 9mm
10:41 PM - New York Minute: p much
10:41 PM - Dez: I'll ready my stabbing stance but I'll hold position
10:41 PM - Dez: becaue fuck being aggressive when half of your chest is gone
10:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: a whole 10 damage
10:41 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: wow
10:42 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright, that's it
10:42 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: roll sequence?
10:42 PM - New York Minute: it's still standing
10:42 PM - New York Minute: aye
10:42 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: since we just entered combat
10:42 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 22
10:43 PM - New York Minute: Doc, Dez?
10:43 PM - Dez: 10
10:43 PM - Dez: fuuuuck
10:43 PM - Dez: Doc is afk or something
10:43 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: god /damn/ nigga
10:43 PM - Dez: just roll for him
10:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: dunno what's his sequence
10:44 PM - New York Minute: Marlowe, G3, Dez, Doc, G2, G1
10:44 PM - New York Minute: Mar, go again
10:44 PM - Doc: im right here you know
10:44 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright
10:45 PM - Doc: i have to many family members trying to tlak to me soryy :v
10:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: blastin' the same ghoul again
10:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 's cool
10:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: any light penalties?
10:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: we are in the subway after all
10:45 PM - New York Minute: -15
10:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: that's better
10:45 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 15 damage
10:46 PM - New York Minute: You blast a hole in the chest of the ghoul you wounded and it's down
10:46 PM - New York Minute: Dez, your go
10:46 PM - Dez: is there a perk that removes the penalties of heavy armor
10:46 PM - Dez: how close is ghou3
10:46 PM - New York Minute: dead
10:46 PM - Dez: how close is closest ghoul
10:46 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: nope but there should be
10:46 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: splatbook idea
10:46 PM - New York Minute: 2 ghouls are 4 away
10:46 PM - Dez: aye
10:46 PM - Dez: because fuck I want knight armor to not impede my skill
10:47 PM - Dez: I'll wait
10:47 PM - Dez: pass
10:47 PM - Dez: end turn
10:47 PM - Dez: ect
10:47 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: get like, modern knight armor
10:47 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ie
10:47 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: a bulletproof vest :v
10:47 PM - Dez: no fuck that
10:47 PM - Dez: thats lame
10:47 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: just paint like some heraldry shit on it
10:47 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and grab giant-ass pauldrons
10:47 PM - Dez: I'll wait for the power armor and plasma swords
10:48 PM - New York Minute: ooh plasma swords
10:48 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: you'll be waiting for a
10:48 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: while
10:48 PM - Dez: aye
10:48 PM - New York Minute: so Dez
10:48 PM - New York Minute: go stab one
10:48 PM - Dez: 10:46 PM - Dez: I'll wait
10:46 PM - Dez: pass
10:46 PM - Dez: end turn
10:46 PM - Dez: ect
10:49 PM - New York Minute: ah
10:49 PM - New York Minute: Doc
10:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: jesus christo, dude
10:49 PM - New York Minute: you're up
10:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: :v
10:49 PM - New York Minute: pop one
10:49 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: stab a ghoul
10:49 PM - Doc: kk
10:49 PM - Doc: how many
10:49 PM - Dez: hopefully I can use this as a sucession character
10:49 PM - Dez: and use him in a different campaign
10:49 PM - Doc: doulbe shoot closest
10:49 PM - New York Minute: omg a hit
10:49 PM - Doc: pass
10:50 PM - Dez: I dont want to get myself into combat all too much when I am at half health
10:50 PM - Doc: 11 damage
10:50 PM - Doc: is he dead?
10:50 PM - Dez: also my melee skill would be at like 40 because of darkness and heavy armor penalty
10:50 PM - New York Minute: nope
10:50 PM - Doc: crit
10:50 PM - Doc: 14 damage
10:50 PM - New York Minute: roll crit table for funsies
10:50 PM - Doc: 3 on crit table
10:51 PM - New York Minute: 3 - 300% (3 Times) damage
10:51 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: niiiiiiiice
10:52 PM - New York Minute: You put a round into the eye of the ghoul, and some off biological reaction, mingled with your brilliant shot, makes its head completely explode into a shower of gore
10:52 PM - Dez: ((that we can't see because dark metro))
10:52 PM - New York Minute: the last ghoul runs forwards to claw at Doc
10:52 PM - New York Minute: and fails
10:53 PM - New York Minute: Mar
10:53 PM - New York Minute: go
10:54 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I line up my sights carefully on his chest and pull the trigger.
10:54 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Bang.
10:54 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 15 damage
10:54 PM - New York Minute: what's your luck?
10:54 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 5
10:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oooooooooooh yeah
10:55 PM - New York Minute: with a target shot to the chest, that makes it a crit
10:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 6 on the table
10:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: unless that's 1d20 not 1d10?
10:55 PM - New York Minute: it's a d10 but you don't roll for target shot crits
10:55 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oh yeah
10:55 PM - New York Minute: Your critical hit to its chest blows it apart, and it goes down like a sack of potatoes
10:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: honestly
10:56 PM - New York Minute: 300 xp
10:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and this isn't something I'm coming up with now 'cause of that
10:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: but I was thinking about this and the player should have a choice
10:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: so if their target shot crits they can either take the effect listed
10:56 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: or roll on the table instead
10:56 PM - New York Minute: that's dumb
10:56 PM - New York Minute: if I critical hit your arm, then choose roll from the table
10:57 PM - New York Minute: what if I get cripple leg
10:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: wait does the table have specific 'cripple*limb*' effects?
10:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: then yeah it's dumb
10:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I dare say
10:57 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it needs a rework :v
10:58 PM - New York Minute: do it yourself and I'll yell at you then fix it
10:58 PM - New York Minute: anyway
10:58 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: as usual
10:58 PM - New York Minute: already said 300 xp so shut it
10:58 PM - Dez: i forgot whose turn it was
10:58 PM - New York Minute: none, because they're all dead
10:58 PM - New York Minute: why would I be telling xp if they're dead
10:58 PM - Dez: cool
10:59 PM - New York Minute: alive
10:59 PM - New York Minute: whatever
10:59 PM - Dez: I don't know
10:59 PM - Dez: always we never got xp from last time irrc
10:59 PM - Doc: yeah
10:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I was as usualing at the 'do it yourself and i'll fix it and bitch' thing :v
10:59 PM - New York Minute: what do you mean last time
10:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: we did get xp from the last time
10:59 PM - Dez: sniper battle
10:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: it was like 150
10:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah, 150
10:59 PM - Dez: o
10:59 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: gg
10:59 PM - Doc: 1970
10:59 PM - Dez: 2885
11:00 PM - Dez: plen
11:00 PM - Dez: b
11:00 PM - New York Minute: 250 actually
11:00 PM - Doc: can i heal dez for 30 hp
11:00 PM - Dez: yes please
11:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: uh
11:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Potato
11:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: you must've missed something somewhere
11:00 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I've got 3715 xp
11:00 PM - Doc: ...huh
11:00 PM - New York Minute: your loot consists of 2 bobby pins, 3 caps and a box of matches with 12 matches inside
11:00 PM - Doc: you know
11:01 PM - Doc: how much xp did you guys GET when iw asnt here :v
11:01 PM - Dez: 500 or something
11:01 PM - Dez: just copy my xp
11:01 PM - Doc: good enough for me
11:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: dibs on the caps
11:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ...
11:01 PM - Doc: GM?
11:01 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: :v
11:01 PM - Dez: 3 caps :V
11:01 PM - New York Minute: what?
11:02 PM - Dez: potato wants to copy my xp
11:02 PM - Doc: can i copy Dez'z xp since i missed a lot?
11:02 PM - New York Minute: I guess, but don't expect it to happen again
11:02 PM - New York Minute: next time you miss out, you miss out
11:02 PM - Doc: ok mein furher
11:03 PM - New York Minute: ja, now zen
11:03 PM - New York Minute: after your paltry loot, you finally come to your destination, and emerge from the subway, and back into Terminal
11:05 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: hello, Terminal!
11:05 PM - New York Minute: You head once more to WIll's shack, this time with Gene in tow, and overhear this conversation
11:05 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: let's go hit up the uh
11:05 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: quest giver nigga
11:05 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: oh, yeah
11:06 PM - New York Minute: W: "...mean the scout team didn't check in?"
11:07 PM - New York Minute: ?: "Just that, they didn't check in. Could be their raidos died, but we don't really know what's that far into the city. Could have been anything, should we risk sending more people out to investigate?"
11:08 PM - New York Minute: Will looks in your direction, just now noticing you. "...no, I think I have just the people for the job. That'll be all, thanks."
11:08 PM - Doc: "aw shit"
11:08 PM - New York Minute: The other man nods and walks past you, out the building
11:08 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright y'know what
11:08 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: we won't take this mission just yet
11:08 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and we'll go and explore
11:09 PM - New York Minute: go for it
11:09 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: whatchu say, guys?
11:09 PM - Doc: yeah
11:09 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: not right now, ofc
11:09 PM - Dez: Alright
11:09 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I want my caps from the job
11:09 PM - Dez: I need to get patched up
11:09 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and maybe a double shotty
11:09 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: and to get patched up, yeah
11:09 PM - New York Minute: not like you can't just take the mission but get to it whenever anyway
11:09 PM - New York Minute: I mean it IS fallout
11:09 PM - New York Minute: and this one isn't really timed
11:09 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah that's what I meant pretty much :v
11:09 PM - Dez: "Alright Will, we got your guy"
11:09 PM - New York Minute: W: "Seems like you do good work. I can see that. Welcome back, Gene."
11:10 PM - New York Minute: G: "Might want to invest in a new purifier instead of having me fix up this old one ever few months."
11:10 PM - Doc: I wisper to marlowe "is this the part where they kiss"
11:10 PM - Dez: Doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxGg2BOdgmk
11:10 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I stare at Doc with my best Terminator stare.
11:10 PM - New York Minute: WIll shrugs. "Old habits die hard. Go on and get to work whenever you're ready, you know the drill."
11:10 PM - Dez: af
11:10 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I bet she's got like, a Tumblr or something
11:10 PM - Dez: :V
11:10 PM - New York Minute: G: "Yeah, yeah."
11:10 PM - New York Minute: Gene walks out too
11:11 PM - Dez: "So let's talk pay"
11:11 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: "Yeah, we went through hell getting this guy."
11:13 PM - New York Minute: "Well, as promised, here's 600 caps a head. Nice work bringing him and yourselves back in one piece."
11:13 PM - New York Minute: he hands you each a bag of 600 caps
11:13 PM - Dez: woop
11:13 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: cash_register_.wav
11:13 PM - Dez: time to heal up and drink like a motherfucker
11:14 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah
11:15 PM - Dez: Dez nods and walks out 600 caps richer over to the hospital to become 600 caps poorer
11:16 PM - New York Minute: Dez, your hospital charges for a full health deal come to 100 caps
11:16 PM - Dez: yay
11:16 PM - New York Minute: +500 caps
11:16 PM - New York Minute: c:
11:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: Aight, I'm gonna pop over to the hospital too
11:16 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: you dick
11:16 PM - New York Minute: jk bae
11:16 PM - Dez: fuck you too
11:16 PM - Doc: back
11:17 PM - New York Minute: 100 caps
11:17 PM - New York Minute: as for ciaster
11:17 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm at 32/51 right now
11:17 PM - New York Minute: he's 200 caps, and that can only bring him to 3/4 health
11:17 PM - Dez: christ what is you END
11:18 PM - New York Minute: he's a doctor, not a miracle worker
11:18 PM - New York Minute: he can't fix robot
11:18 PM - New York Minute: and you got tight nuts
11:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah, that makes sense
11:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: you know it bb
11:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: so wait
11:18 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 200 caps
11:19 PM - New York Minute: so the max you can be doctored to is 38 health at the moment
11:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: for 8 fucking HP
11:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: haha are you kidding me
11:19 PM - New York Minute: take it or leave it
11:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: fuck that noise
11:19 PM - Doc: uh
11:19 PM - Doc: you guys DO know that ihave a first aid kit with multiple uses
11:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: can Doc heal me up with her uh
11:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah
11:19 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: first aid thing
11:19 PM - Doc: and am a pretty damn good accidental doctor
11:19 PM - Dez: also I should sell my raider armor
11:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah
11:20 PM - Doc: i have armor to sell yeah
11:20 PM - Doc: is the carbien any good?
11:20 PM - Doc: carbine*
11:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I should pawn the jacket
11:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah it's ok
11:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: long range + you've got a scope
11:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: ammo's light and pretty damaging
11:20 PM - Dez: what is Gorgutz's bater?
11:20 PM - New York Minute: really you're gonna sell the carbine
11:20 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I'm gonna look for a place to pawn the meth
11:20 PM - Doc: im asking ya jackass
11:21 PM - New York Minute: might want to get it fixed too
11:21 PM - New York Minute: or have someone fix it for you
11:21 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: let's go all jesse pinkman on that bitch
11:21 PM - Doc: more liek jessie pinko
11:21 PM - Doc: commie
11:21 PM - New York Minute: maybe the doctor's shop will take the meth for medicinal purposes
11:22 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: *waves little hammer and sickle*
11:22 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yeah sure why not
11:22 PM - Doc: "doctors shop"
11:22 PM - Doc: you mean
11:22 PM - Doc: a hospital
11:22 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I merrily skip over to the totally legitimate literal drugstore
11:23 PM - New York Minute: OK, let's start with, uh
11:23 PM - Dez: what is gorgutz's barter
11:23 PM - New York Minute: Dez
11:23 PM - New York Minute: what do you want to do with the shops
11:23 PM - Dez: sell the raider armor
11:23 PM - New York Minute: what are you looking to buy/sell/etc
11:23 PM - Dez: and probably buy some stims
11:23 PM - Doc: what time is it?
11:23 PM - Dez: 11:23
11:23 PM - New York Minute: I'd say evening
11:24 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: in game
11:24 PM - Dez: that works
11:24 PM - New York Minute: maybe 6 or so
11:24 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: or out of it
11:24 PM - New York Minute: so that's it, sell the raider armor?
11:24 PM - Dez: sell the armor and buy some stimpacks
11:24 PM - New York Minute: aight, what's the armor's condition?
11:24 PM - Doc: shouldnt i sell the stuff?
11:24 PM - Dez: 42
11:25 PM - New York Minute: and your barter?
11:25 PM - Dez: 1+6
11:25 PM - Dez: 16
11:26 PM - New York Minute: you'll get 235 for the armor
11:26 PM - Dez: cool
11:27 PM - Dez: how much are stims?
11:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: 150
11:27 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: + barter mods of course
11:28 PM - New York Minute: 183 a pop
11:28 PM - New York Minute: the barter mod is 22 for medical, so anything else you want to buy, calculate yourself
11:28 PM - New York Minute: Doc, you next
11:28 PM - New York Minute: what do you want to do with the shops?
11:28 PM - New York Minute: buy/sell/repair/shoot dez
11:29 PM - New York Minute: that last one only costs 1 bullet
11:29 PM - Doc: hhhmmmmmmm
11:29 PM - Doc: lets see
11:29 PM - Doc: sell:
11:29 PM - Dez: someone is going to get murdered
11:29 PM - Doc: leather armor (9/50)
11:29 PM - New York Minute: probs you c:
11:29 PM - Doc: leather jacket (27/50)
11:29 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: yo dan
11:29 PM - New York Minute: hi
11:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: can we sort my sell/buy shit later
11:30 PM - Doc: barter is 52
11:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: like I dunno not in game
11:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: I need sleep
11:30 PM - New York Minute: well you're free to go
11:30 PM - New York Minute: I'll settle the debts with tater here
11:30 PM - New York Minute: 52 barter?
11:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: so I'll just excuse myself now and go hit the bed and we'll sort this shit out later or something
11:30 PM - New York Minute: hot damn
11:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: alright then
11:30 PM - Doc: see ya dork
11:30 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI: see ya guys, been fun murdelizing imaginary stuff with y'all
11:31 PM - Not Robot Jack Reacher PI has changed their name to yo homie.
11:31 PM - yo homie disconnected.
11:31 PM - New York Minute: do you mean 32 barter?
11:31 PM - Doc: no
11:31 PM - Doc: its tagged
11:31 PM - New York Minute: did you tag that instead of gambling?
11:31 PM - New York Minute: because I see SG, FA, Speech and Gambling tagged
11:31 PM - Doc: its gambling, speech, small guns and barter
11:32 PM - Doc: first aid was a mistake on the sheet
11:32 PM - New York Minute: ah
11:32 PM - New York Minute: righto then
11:33 PM - New York Minute: 1 sec
11:33 PM - Dez: Dez returns to the hospital to deal with Sarah's bill
11:34 PM - New York Minute: the leather jacket sells for 72
11:34 PM - New York Minute: the leather armor sells for 87
11:35 PM - Doc: kk
11:35 PM - New York Minute: anything else?
11:36 PM - Doc: hhmmm
11:36 PM - Doc: nah
11:36 PM - Doc: ok so
11:36 PM - Doc: i am gonna save up to repair the carbine
11:36 PM - Doc: but
11:36 PM - Doc: in the mean time
11:36 PM - New York Minute: have Dez roll to fix it up now
11:36 PM - Doc: i would like a stim pack and some spiked boots
11:37 PM - Dez: I ain't fixing shit
11:37 PM - Dez: its still the same day and i used up all my attempts
11:37 PM - Dez: I will always follow the rules out of spite
11:37 PM - New York Minute: o ye
11:37 PM - New York Minute: the stimpak will run you 156 because of your damnable barter
11:37 PM - Doc: seriously?
11:38 PM - Doc: in what situation is a stimpack that much
11:38 PM - New York Minute: uh
11:38 PM - New York Minute: they are by default 150
11:38 PM - Dez: mine were 300 shut the fuck up
11:38 PM - New York Minute: dez paid over 180
11:38 PM - Doc: ugh
11:38 PM - Dez: 366 for 3*
11:38 PM - Doc: how much for spiked boots for fightin'
11:38 PM - New York Minute: what do you mean 366 for three
11:39 PM - Dez: I payed 366 caps for 3 stims
11:39 PM - Dez: nvm it really
11:40 PM - New York Minute: how does that make sense
11:40 PM - Dez: thats what the calculator told me
11:40 PM - New York Minute: stims are 183 a piece for you
11:40 PM - New York Minute: I said this
11:40 PM - Dez: 1 sec
11:40 PM - New York Minute: that's 549
11:41 PM - Doc: you know what
11:41 PM - Doc: nevermind
11:41 PM - New York Minute: you forgot to remove condition
11:41 PM - Doc: i have my caps
11:41 PM - Dez: what the hell did I put in there then
11:41 PM - Doc: we wrapping up here?
11:41 PM - New York Minute: well for you like I said, 156 for a stimpak
11:41 PM - New York Minute: as for the boots
11:41 PM - New York Minute: do you want them to have any special effects?
11:42 PM - Doc: such as?
11:42 PM - New York Minute: I'd say like, extra damage on kicks, or something
11:43 PM - Doc: hhmmm
11:43 PM - Doc: well, it being an unarmed weapon
11:43 PM - Doc: i would expect an increase in damage yeah
11:44 PM - New York Minute: I'll work out stats and a price for you tomorrow, then
11:44 PM - Doc: kk
11:44 PM - Doc: gnight y'all
11:44 PM - New York Minute: so that's that
11:44 PM - New York Minute: go home
11:44 PM - New York Minute: nite