15:33 < NatPo_AFK> thou art blinded with a ridiculous false gods of trivial 2 millenia
15:33 < NatPo_AFK> enki gave thee science and delivered thee from bestiality
15:34 < yy22> the only reason why orthodox aren't whigs as well is because they're not in the west
15:34 < yy22> they talk a lot about the unchanging ancient tradition and all that crap but they don't have anyone that protects it or any coherent way of defining it
15:35 < yy22> they're all just a bunch of frostniggers out of the reach of whiggery
15:35 < yy22> out of reach of most of it, anyway
15:35 < yy22> catholics will become true christians again in the Nu Age
15:36 <+wisdomofsirach> wait Natpo so you're saying that christians oppose science shit lol?
15:36 <+raptros_> scince
15:36 <+raptros_> scineincein
15:36 < yy22> scince
15:36 <+raptros_> ok that is how this keyboard
15:36 < NatPo_AFK> I'm saying that Enki and Anu are the only true Gods
15:37 < yy22> for the record there are scholars who say that 'the christ myth' is really just the same archetypal myth that used to come up everywhere in ancient times
15:37 < yy22> horus and all that shit
15:37 < yy22> so in a way it's not really all that extraordinary or unique
15:37 < NatPo_AFK> which is true to a significant extent
15:37 < yy22> if those stories be true
15:37 < NatPo_AFK> The stories of Enki and Anu aren't just stories
15:38 <+wisdomofsirach> Natpo you mean how like Ra was born of a virgin?
15:38 < NatPo_AFK> if you look at the human genome there's all sorts of shit that doesn't add up
15:38 < NatPo_AFK> for example humans have a lot of inverted chimpanzee genes, and genes that don't appear anywhere else in nature
15:38 < yy22> oh is this like the edenism thing
15:38 < NatPo_AFK> This is hardcore edenism, yeah
15:38 <+raptros_> all becomes clear
15:38 < NatPo_AFK> Humanity didn't exist until 600,000 years ago
15:38 <+raptros_> natpo's still an edenist
15:38 < yy22> lol
15:39 < NatPo_AFK> Hardcore edenist
15:39 < NatPo_AFK> the only religion with actual facts on its side
15:39 < NatPo_AFK> Genesis is simply badly translated edenism
15:39 <+nydwracu> somebody's read too much snow crash
15:39 < NatPo_AFK> the advantage of being an edenist is that actual fossils support the case before the government squirrels them away in the secret bunkers
15:40 <+raptros_> argh nyd beats me to the snow crash ref
15:40 <+nydwracu> B)
15:40 < yy22> i found atlantis and other prehistoric civilisations mildly convincing of the possibility that aliens came to earth and did sum shit
15:40 < NatPo_AFK> Snow crash was early in my conversion to edenism
15:40 < NatPo_AFK> about 5 years ago I think
15:40 < NatPo_AFK> It lay dormant until I read Koanic a year ago
15:41 < NatPo_AFK> I recently converted to late-stage edenist frothing madness
15:41 <+raptros_> what happened to koanic btw
15:41 <+raptros_> i haven't seen him around
15:41 < NatPo_AFK> He has a new job
15:41 -!- wisdomofsirach [~WisdomofS@Rizon-D4AF88E5.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net] has quit []
15:41 < NatPo_AFK> His diet keeps him occupied most the time
15:41 <+nydwracu> ...
15:41 <+nydwracu> how can a diet keep one occupied
15:41 < NatPo_AFK> He has gut lining damage from accutane. If he doesn't eat exactly the right things at exactly the right times he suffers intense pain and can't keep anything in
15:42 <+raptros_> holy shit
15:42 <+nydwracu> oh
15:43 < NatPo_AFK> He's written a fairly lengthy eBook I have a beta copy of that's best described as indestructable baseline paleo
15:43 < NatPo_AFK> minimum viable paleo diet
15:43 < NatPo_AFK> lots of natural yoghurt, lean meat, white rice, shrimp and scallops
15:43 < NatPo_AFK> he goes into the nutritional background etc
15:44 <+raptros_> hmm what about eade's contention that fatty meats are preferrable
15:44 < NatPo_AFK> part of the reason he's such a strong christian is that it happened after he made a deal with god for maximum utility.. not matter what the pain
15:45 <+raptros_> oh
15:45 < NatPo_AFK> fats are harder to digest. white rice carbs are 'cheat carbs' that are hypoallergenic in digestive terms
15:45 < NatPo_AFK> fats also carry pollutants IIRC
15:45 < yy22> what the fuck
15:45 < NatPo_AFK> bad for factory meat etc
15:45 < yy22> what's accutane
15:45 < NatPo_AFK> something you never want to fuck with
15:46 < yy22> i didn't know any diets recommended white rice
15:46 <+raptros_> they gave it as a treatment for zits
15:46 < NatPo_AFK> it's pure poison
15:46 < NatPo_AFK> lethal shit
15:47 < yy22> maximum utility of what
15:47 < NatPo_AFK> to the kingdom of heaven
15:47 < NatPo_AFK> he has a pentecostal background
15:47 < yy22> white rice is a treatment for zits
15:47 <+raptros_> yy no the accutane
15:47 < yy22> oh that sucks
15:47 < NatPo_AFK> not really
15:47 < NatPo_AFK> I follow the snow crash line on tongues
15:47 < yy22> wat
15:48 < yy22> you think the tongues thing is legitimate
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> pentecostals believe in tongues
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> yes
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> Enki's language
15:48 < yy22> what about the rolling around on the floor screaming
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> that's bullshit
15:48 < yy22> snake-charming?
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> again bullshit
15:48 < yy22> ok
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> tongues is a real phenomena though
15:48 < yy22> pentecostal tongues isn't
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> all human beings have the deeprooted linguistic structures for it
15:48 < NatPo_AFK> when you do tongues what your mind does is bypass your concious centre
15:49 <+nydwracu> tongues follow the phonological structure of the native language though
15:49 < NatPo_AFK> it's harder to type but I can do it with a bit of effort ha la sha ra ta ma ka ni tu sha la fa rah ma na ka la rae soo su ma na fa etc
15:49 <+nydwracu> lingusts have been studying it for a while
15:49 < NatPo_AFK> tongues is basically sumerian
15:49 <+nydwracu> like, you're not gonna have sounds appearing that aren't in the languages you speak, and so on
15:49 <+nydwracu> uhhhhh
15:50 <+raptros_> should event objects have ids oh wait yes nvm
15:50 -!- NatPo_AFK is now known as NatPo
15:50 < NatPo> Sumerian is a stream of syllables near identical to tongues
15:50 < NatPo> when Enki fashioned man from erectus they needed to be able to give orders
15:50 < NatPo> this is why Sumeria is covered with Me data tablets
15:51 < NatPo> on basic stuff, how to bake bread, make wheels, etc
15:51 <+raptros_> peak stephenson
15:51 <+raptros_> wait no that was the baroque cycle
15:51 < NatPo> Yes. However, it is unfortunately true
15:51 < NatPo> The pyramids all over the world are the remnants of Sumer's ruling caste
15:52 < yy22> Chrz$B!T(Bzczy$B!F(Bwoszyce
15:52 < yy22> Brz$B!D(Bzyszczykiewicz
15:52 < NatPo> The edenist canon is that the erectus was fashioned into a slave race to mine gold
15:52 < NatPo> aurum est potas
15:53 < NatPo> please bear in mind that I have not simply taken this from a single source, but many different sources that arrived at the same conclusion through different means.
15:53 < NatPo> anyway, I have to cook some SWPL lamb burgers. Brb.
15:53 -!- NatPo is now known as NatPo_AFK