Cecil

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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August 21, 1996.

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His name is Cecil Stevens.

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Yeah, that's him.

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He like basketball, Ninja
Turtles, Creepy Crawlers,

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and this whole thing
is kind of about him.

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I mean, if you don't
count the real star.

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Tim, it's gross,
it's unhygienic.

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Not to mention, I stepped
on one the other day.

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I had to dig it out of my...

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Lorrie, maybe if you
spent less time worrying

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about my toenails and more time,

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are you standing there with
the refrigerator door open?

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Am I the only here that cares
about the electricity bill?

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They're, um, how
do I put this, crazy.

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Did you put a toenail?

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How does
that feel, baby?

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The toenails in the food,

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that's too far.

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But the lights have
been on for 20 minutes,

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the electricity bill!

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Very mature,
Lorrie, very mature.

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I think it's time
Cecil and I go stay

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with grandma Peggy for a while.

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What?

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But Cecil starts
school in like two days.

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I'm transferring him over.

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So you know how
when bad things happen

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people say, you never know,

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this may be the best thing
that ever happened to you?

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Yeah, yeah this isn't
one of those times.

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Fire!

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Ah!

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Are you kidding me right now?

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Retreat!

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My glasses!

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I can't see, I can't see.

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Oh no!

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Just kidding.

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Bonjour.

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Well I see you
two already met.

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Hey Grandma!

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Oh, for Pete's sake, oh.

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You have become a giant, Cecil.

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A giant wet swamp monster!

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Hey mom.

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Thank you for letting us stay.

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Don't ask.

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Hi there.

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The name's Abby.

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The neighborhood rugrat
and my partner in crime.

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Okay, hello there Abby.

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And Cecil, I'm very,

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I'm very proud of you.

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For what?

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Thinks she's got a severe
case of the grownups.

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Well, I was just leaving.

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Nice to meet you, Cecil.

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Bye.

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I saw you checking her out.

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What, no, mmm-mmm.

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I saw you, Cecil.

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Seven p.m., quiet.

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The mother Lorrie
looks disheveled.

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Could be suffering from
constipation.

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Ah, it hit my eye!

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Oh crap.

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Just kidding.

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You learn fast, grasshopper.

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Oh gosh, it's George.

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Who's George?

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Fifth graders.

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Still riding the bus, glasses?

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What do you want, George?

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Can't we just have small talk?

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Who's the new guy?

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I'm Theethil Thtevens.

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What?

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Thethil Thtevens?

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Hey I have bad hearing.

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Say that again in my good ear.

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Thethil.

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This is Thethil
Thevens ith it?

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What up weefle weefens?

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Tom Stupidface!

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Charlie, that doesn't work.

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Learn how to...

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Why don't you shut it?

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Whoah, whoah, not only
are these my brand new

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school clothes, but
tearing apart that bush

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is bad for the environment.

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Not to mention
the property value.

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Charlie, just get out of here.

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Later, glasses.

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Later purple shirt on a bike.

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If that run-in with
George of the jungle

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and his gorillas
is any indication,

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you need to work on
you coolness factor.

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It's a kid eat kid
world out there.

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Never sit in the
front of the bus.

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Why?

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Well the further up you sit,

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the less popular you are.

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The further back you
sit, the cooler you are.

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I sit all the way in row 13.

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You see that kid,
that's Chandler.

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He sat in the middle of the bus

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until one day, Zach shot
a spit wad in his ear.

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He couldn't hear for a week.

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The bell would ring and
he would just sit there.

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Everyone thought
it was hilarious.

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Now he sits in the front.

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Dang, who's Zach?

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Oh.

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I think his dad's a
professional boxer or something.

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Hey, he looks familiar.

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Hey, what's your name?

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Uh, I'm, I'm

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I'm having a good day.

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Okay, good for you.

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Listen Cecil, if you wanna
survive the fourth grade,

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you can't say your name.

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Until when?

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Forever.

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So you get to go to
your locker once a day

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unless you run full
speed there and back.

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Do not get caught in the
hall without a hall pass

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unless it's Mr. Finnegan.

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He'll let it slide
unless it's Fridays.

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He has to pick up
his kids on Fridays

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and sometimes he
gets a bit uptight.

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Oh, if you're late to school,

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it's not counted as
a tardy if you talk

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to Ms. Lewis in admin.

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Throw in a cough in
with your excuse,

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she'll let you slide every time.

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Her kid has asthma.

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Oh, never eat the
brownie surprise.

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Why, I like brownies.

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Uh-uh.

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You'll poop your pants
in 10 seconds flat.

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Trust me, they started
serving them late last year

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and the food's never
been the same since.

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The bathrooms either.

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So how do you know all this?

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I am the head writer
of the school newspaper.

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It's my job to know it all.

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Ab!

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I mean Miss Abby, big news.

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I can't believe,
changes, budgets.

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You're on record.

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They're making budget cuts.

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Cross country, math
club, debate team,

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even our mascot Little
Hercules, everything is gone!

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Newspaper?

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Is the newspaper gone?

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Not yet.

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So what's wrong?

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This paper, it's
our livelihood.

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Have you been living
under a rock or something?

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In the wake of
drastic budget cuts,

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only the cornerstone of
journalism can survive.

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But the question
is, for how long?

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So who are you?

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A boy man guy?

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He's new and he demands
his privacy, Martha.

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Let's go.

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Listen Cecil.

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This is the story
of the year, I mean.

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Even the mascot?

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And the question is why,

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it couldn't even
have saved that much.

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Just to imagine Little Hercules

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cast off at the pound.

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Hey new kid, I'm
Joel, what's up?

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Hey there, I'm...

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Leave him alone!

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Cecil, lay low.

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Okay.

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If anyone asks who you are,

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you say um,

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Say it with
a British accent.

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It'll mask the lisp.

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Okay.

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Ello there, I'm Cecil Stevens...

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No no no no, no.

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Uh, new plan.

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Don't say anything at all.

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Perfect.

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Attention!

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Boys and girls, welcome
to the fourth grade!

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My class has been chosen to
use a brand new learning plan

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based on the hit TV
show "The Magic Boxcar"!

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You'll be able to let
your imaginations go wild!

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Down through the jungles
of Africa.

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All the way up to the
the bioluminescent bays

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of Puerto Rico!

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Ole, everybody!

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All aboard!

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What are we doing
today, Miss Busy Biz?

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Oh you know.

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Field trip!

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♪ Rocking on the boxcar

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♪ Busy Biz is on the way

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♪ Learning on the boxcar

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♪ Yeah makes school okay

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Don't drive in there!

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♪ Blasting to the moon

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♪ Blasting to the sun

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♪ Education on TV
is totally fun ♪

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♪ The magic boxcar

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Miss Busy Biz,
slow down, please!

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♪ Magic boxcar

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No, stop!

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♪ Magic boxcar

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Have you been drinking?

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No way!

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♪ Magic boxcar

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Yo kid, grab
your friend and get onboard!

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Pack your lunch!

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A note from the office!

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Something's up!

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In my line of work,
you gotta be proactive.

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Well, well, well.

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You must be Abby.

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Oh I've heard about you.

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It looks like, we have a
young go-getter on our hands.

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Girl power!

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Oh, it's a hall
pass for you and Cleo.

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Apparently, you
have speech class.

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Remember.

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Rabbit.

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Wabbit.

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No.

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Rah, rah, rabbit.

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Wah-bit.

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Good.

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Here, have a treat.

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Cecil Stevens, are you ready?

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Okay Cecil.

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You're going to have to talk.

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We're going to learn
to speak properly.

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Sasquatch.

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Sasquatch.

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Sasquatch.

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Sasquatch.

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Sasquatch.

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Oh, we've got a runner!

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What?

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What did you hear?!

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What did you hear?

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To the office.

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Get into the office.

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Get in the office!

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Principal Bloom!

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I see you've found our mute.

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Mute?

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Well let's keep it that way.

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Oh I don't think so.

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Come on, young man.

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Are you trying to
get yourself expelled?

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What did I tell you?

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Lay low.

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And did I saw lay low and
look in the principal's door?

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Maybe we can use
this whole mute thing

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to our advantage.

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My next newspaper
article is called

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"If You Could Be Anyone".

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So?

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So if you could be
anyone, who would you be?

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Uh, ninja turtle!

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Or a,

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power ranger!

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I was kinda thinking
someone who didn't talk.

275
00:14:16,761 --> 00:14:18,796
Like the Pink Panther.

276
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,317
Uh, er.

277
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,802
Basketball
tryouts, let's go.

278
00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:26,010
I don't know.

279
00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:28,564
I think I like
the ninja turtles.

280
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,120
I'll see you after practice.

281
00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:32,016
Here?

282
00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:33,847
Peggy's picking me up too.

283
00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:36,262
I have the newspaper club.

284
00:14:36,264 --> 00:14:37,435
Cool.

285
00:14:37,437 --> 00:14:39,403
I love that newspaper.

286
00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:40,337
Thanks.

287
00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:47,309
Gentlemen, this is it.

288
00:14:48,414 --> 00:14:49,587
The day of reckoning.

289
00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:54,144
This is where we separate
the men from the boys.

290
00:14:55,697 --> 00:15:00,044
The Larry Birds from
the Harry Nerds.

291
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:03,220
The Dennis Rodmans from
the Blemish Problems.

292
00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:06,156
The Kareem Abdul
Jabbars from the,

293
00:15:07,605 --> 00:15:09,226
well you get the picture.

294
00:15:10,505 --> 00:15:12,608
One or two of you punks
might play college ball.

295
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:16,511
None of you will play in the
National Basketball League.

296
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,822
But if you want
to be a contender,

297
00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:21,376
you gotta have your game.

298
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,173
Dunk it baby, dunk it!

299
00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:28,210
Take it to the rim or take
your prepubescent butt home!

300
00:15:28,212 --> 00:15:31,558
Some of you will be cut today.

301
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,423
But do not be deterred.

302
00:15:34,425 --> 00:15:36,356
Michael Jordan was actually cut.

303
00:15:36,358 --> 00:15:39,016
That's right, I'm
talking about MJ.

304
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:41,605
On the line!

305
00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:47,885
You.

306
00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:48,819
Zach Jones.

307
00:15:49,889 --> 00:15:50,888
Made it!

308
00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:51,925
Woo, yeah!

309
00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:56,307
You.

310
00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:57,619
Stuart Spears.

311
00:15:57,621 --> 00:15:58,827
Cut!

312
00:15:58,829 --> 00:15:59,657
You.

313
00:16:00,451 --> 00:16:01,657
Max McCourty.

314
00:16:01,659 --> 00:16:04,800
Max
McCourty, made it!

315
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,630
Yes!

316
00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:09,495
You, cut!

317
00:16:11,842 --> 00:16:12,705
You.

318
00:16:14,569 --> 00:16:15,432
Uh, I'm.

319
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:18,987
I'm, I'm,

320
00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:24,406
I'm Michael Jordan!

321
00:16:33,312 --> 00:16:34,209
Woo!

322
00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:36,934
Jordan!

323
00:16:36,936 --> 00:16:38,627
Oh, he dunnked it!

324
00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:40,698
Woo!

325
00:16:41,941 --> 00:16:43,009
Hey wait, where'd he go?

326
00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:44,804
You the man, Mike.

327
00:16:44,806 --> 00:16:46,530
Yeah, that's what's up!

328
00:16:46,532 --> 00:16:48,048
MJ in the house!

329
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,915
Hoping you show us some
of that in the game, MJ!

330
00:16:54,954 --> 00:16:57,543
Jiminy Christmas,
Cecil, you did what?

331
00:16:58,682 --> 00:17:01,096
Abby said, if I
could be anyone.

332
00:17:01,098 --> 00:17:02,028
But why do you
want to change it?

333
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:03,547
It was your great Uncle Cecil's.

334
00:17:03,549 --> 00:17:05,790
He can't say his own name.

335
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,793
It is social suicide.

336
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,416
So you like my new name?

337
00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:12,314
Actually, I do.

338
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,800
Nice to meet you, Mr. Jordan.

339
00:17:15,423 --> 00:17:16,801
Honey you can't
just say your name

340
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,286
is something it's not.

341
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,770
Really?

342
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,462
Crap but, but Candace's
mom changes her last name

343
00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:23,396
all the time.

344
00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:29,089
You really want
to change your name?

345
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:29,954
For good?

346
00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:33,164
'Cause I might know a
place where we can go.

347
00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,823
You can change your
name at the Horsey Orsey?

348
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:39,652
Awesome!

349
00:17:39,654 --> 00:17:40,618
Oh yeah.

350
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,174
This is name change central.

351
00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:45,589
You'll need this.

352
00:17:45,591 --> 00:17:46,521
Now better go stand in line,

353
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,350
I'm gonna go talk to Sarah.

354
00:17:48,352 --> 00:17:50,870
Sometimes when Peggy
lets me help her at work

355
00:17:50,872 --> 00:17:53,217
and it's just me and her,

356
00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:56,013
we eat all the ice cream!

357
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:56,878
Uh oh.

358
00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:02,401
Well, which one
of you is Cecil?

359
00:18:03,678 --> 00:18:05,678
You want to change
your name, honey?

360
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,093
Yes.

361
00:18:07,095 --> 00:18:08,957
Right, well.

362
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:12,512
If you would just write
the new name right here

363
00:18:12,514 --> 00:18:13,377
on this line.

364
00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:25,353
Okay, let me just
type this into my

365
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,426
super secret supercomputer.

366
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,497
For Pete's sake.

367
00:18:31,499 --> 00:18:32,946
Where did you
learn how to spell?

368
00:18:32,948 --> 00:18:35,155
And you can't put
numbers in your name.

369
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,366
Aren't they precious?

370
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,024
So school was crazy.

371
00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:44,753
I have a cool teacher who
loves the Magic Boxcar.

372
00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:47,547
This chicken's pretty good

373
00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:48,688
for something out of a box.

374
00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,276
You know, I thought we
were taking some time apart.

375
00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:54,209
It's his first day
of school, Lorrie.

376
00:18:54,211 --> 00:18:55,831
I wanted to be here for
you, you okay with that?

377
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,350
You're confusing Cecil.

378
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:58,524
Confused?

379
00:18:58,526 --> 00:18:59,352
Then you
are confusing your son.

380
00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:00,491
Confused?

381
00:19:00,493 --> 00:19:01,423
Confused, he's confused!

382
00:19:01,425 --> 00:19:04,428
I'm actually, Michael Jordan.

383
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,118
What?

384
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,086
See, your son is so confused.

385
00:19:09,088 --> 00:19:11,433
Great, here comes
the waterworks, great.

386
00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:13,230
You monster!

387
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,754
Well, Michael.

388
00:19:21,756 --> 00:19:24,826
What do you say, you
thinking what I'm thinking?

389
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,379
Oh yeah.

390
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:27,451
All aboard!

391
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,245
What are we doing
today, Miss Busy Biz?

392
00:19:30,247 --> 00:19:32,040
Oh you know.

393
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,077
Field trip!

394
00:19:34,389 --> 00:19:36,009
♪ Rocking on the boxcar

395
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:37,804
♪ Busy Biz is on the way

396
00:19:37,806 --> 00:19:39,772
♪ Learning on the boxcar

397
00:19:39,774 --> 00:19:42,222
♪ Yeah makes school okay

398
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,121
Don't drive in there!

399
00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:46,295
♪ Blasting to the moon

400
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:52,094
♪ Education on TV
is totally fun ♪

401
00:19:52,096 --> 00:19:53,786
♪ The magic boxcar

402
00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:55,824
Miss Busy
Biz, slow down please!

403
00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:04,072
Class!

404
00:20:04,074 --> 00:20:06,041
Guess what time it is!

405
00:20:07,318 --> 00:20:08,354
Field trip!

406
00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:11,355
Where are
we going, Miss Baker?

407
00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:13,668
Inside your body!

408
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,774
But if I'm here,
how can we go inside me?

409
00:20:16,776 --> 00:20:18,949
Science fiction!

410
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,195
Let's fix this problem
so you can talk and sing.

411
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,162
I know what he can sing.

412
00:20:25,164 --> 00:20:28,268
Cecil sold seashells
by the seashore.

413
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,375
What, guys, no, no,
that's not my name.

414
00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:33,066
Cecil, Cecil.

415
00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:34,654
No, guys, guys!

416
00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:36,069
No, no, no guys!

417
00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:36,900
Guys!

418
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:42,768
Cecil,
Cecil, Cecil, Cecil!

419
00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:47,287
Rodriguez, do not put
the bones in your mouth,

420
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,530
that's disgusting.

421
00:20:48,532 --> 00:20:50,051
You're disgusting!

422
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,467
You're so good with them.

423
00:20:54,469 --> 00:20:57,472
Well, it's all
about the discipline.

424
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,892
Yo Mike, you need to
show me that hook shot later.

425
00:21:05,894 --> 00:21:06,826
Word up!

426
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:08,690
Yo MJ.

427
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,426
You just, that's Zach!

428
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,462
This whole popularity thing
can really help us out.

429
00:21:24,464 --> 00:21:28,570
I mean sponsorships,
interviews, favors?

430
00:21:28,572 --> 00:21:29,916
We could own this school!

431
00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:32,850
That would cost like
a thousand dollars.

432
00:21:32,852 --> 00:21:35,061
Quiet, Martha,
it's an expression.

433
00:21:37,408 --> 00:21:40,271
Hey Michael, I never
got to introduce myself.

434
00:21:40,273 --> 00:21:41,134
I'm Chelsea.

435
00:21:41,136 --> 00:21:42,308
Oh hey.

436
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:44,172
I'm Abby and this is Martha.

437
00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:45,691
She's the assistant and
I'm more of the head...

438
00:21:45,693 --> 00:21:48,212
Do you want to sit with
me at lunch today, Michael?

439
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:51,904
Okay.

440
00:21:51,906 --> 00:21:53,148
Great, see you then.

441
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,943
Bye.

442
00:21:56,945 --> 00:21:59,359
Holy moly, a Chelsea
Walters lunch date?

443
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,120
She's a total betty.

444
00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:03,812
You get in with Chelsea
Walters, and Zach,

445
00:22:03,814 --> 00:22:07,369
and all three of us, we become
instantaneously popular.

446
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,370
We've got some work to do.

447
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,441
Cecil Stevens?

448
00:22:12,443 --> 00:22:15,652
Uh oh, move, we gotta move!

449
00:22:15,654 --> 00:22:17,483
Code Red, Martha
I said code red!

450
00:22:18,311 --> 00:22:19,658
Cecil Stevens?

451
00:22:21,901 --> 00:22:23,176
Cecil Stevens?

452
00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:25,247
I'll post up kids on
both sides of the slide.

453
00:22:25,249 --> 00:22:27,525
Cecil Stevens!

454
00:22:27,527 --> 00:22:28,667
Hey Miss Reichart.

455
00:22:31,566 --> 00:22:34,256
I think he went home sick today.

456
00:22:34,258 --> 00:22:35,121
What?

457
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,503
Fine!

458
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,919
Guys, what was that about?

459
00:22:41,921 --> 00:22:43,129
Cecil, let's go!

460
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,586
Miss Baker, you are
looking smashing today.

461
00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:54,691
Has anyone told you that?

462
00:22:54,693 --> 00:22:56,244
Why thank you.

463
00:22:56,246 --> 00:22:58,971
And what can I do
for you today, Abby?

464
00:22:58,973 --> 00:23:01,561
Can't a classy lady
just talk to another

465
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,116
kind of crazy lady?

466
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:06,426
Well I guess.

467
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,152
So basically my friend
has changed his name

468
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:11,328
to Michael Jordan.

469
00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:12,881
What?

470
00:23:12,883 --> 00:23:14,920
Jordan, woohoo!

471
00:23:15,921 --> 00:23:16,851
Yeah.

472
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,231
Anyways, a few teachers,

473
00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,061
and I'm not trying
to point any fingers.

474
00:23:20,063 --> 00:23:21,579
Reichart.

475
00:23:21,581 --> 00:23:24,686
Seem to still be calling
him by his old crappy name.

476
00:23:24,688 --> 00:23:26,308
I see.

477
00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:29,104
The problem is, that
all the official names

478
00:23:29,106 --> 00:23:32,590
are run through the
student computer database.

479
00:23:32,592 --> 00:23:35,248
And that is run through
the principal's office.

480
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,457
So I'm afraid if that's
what your name is in there,

481
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,289
that's what we have to call you.

482
00:23:41,325 --> 00:23:42,739
Thank you Miss Baker.

483
00:23:42,741 --> 00:23:44,085
You know I've really
been enjoying your class.

484
00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:45,053
Really?

485
00:23:46,503 --> 00:23:48,641
Thank you, 'cause I am so
excited to be teaching it.

486
00:23:48,643 --> 00:23:50,436
- Bye.
- Bye.

487
00:23:50,438 --> 00:23:52,576
Just when everything
was going great.

488
00:23:52,578 --> 00:23:54,026
We'll handle that later.

489
00:23:54,028 --> 00:23:56,306
We've got to get you
ready for your lunch date.

490
00:23:57,410 --> 00:23:59,721
Tell her she's a good writer.

491
00:23:59,723 --> 00:24:01,481
Good writer.

492
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,863
Oh, and tell her that
she's a total betty.

493
00:24:03,865 --> 00:24:06,072
And not like an as if betty,

494
00:24:06,074 --> 00:24:07,729
like a girl next door betty.

495
00:24:07,731 --> 00:24:11,526
And make sure to tell
her you love Full House.

496
00:24:11,528 --> 00:24:12,354
Full House.

497
00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:13,219
Godspeed.

498
00:24:33,343 --> 00:24:36,102
You're such a good writer.

499
00:24:36,104 --> 00:24:37,241
What?

500
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:40,106
Um, your writing is good?

501
00:24:40,108 --> 00:24:43,592
Okay, I don't
really like writing.

502
00:24:43,594 --> 00:24:45,010
I like magazines though.

503
00:24:49,669 --> 00:24:54,017
I think you're a betty
but not an as if betty,

504
00:24:54,019 --> 00:24:55,779
but more like girl
next door betty.

505
00:24:58,437 --> 00:25:01,438
I told you that my name's
Chelsea, not Betty.

506
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,959
Oh yeah, of course.

507
00:25:16,351 --> 00:25:18,491
Do you like Full House?

508
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,460
I love Full House!

509
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,774
You totally remind me of Jessie.

510
00:25:25,809 --> 00:25:26,706
Booyah!

511
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,265
You did great!

512
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,093
Phenomenal!

513
00:25:36,095 --> 00:25:37,336
Quiet, Martha.

514
00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:39,027
Hey, we're gonna
go to our lockers.

515
00:25:39,029 --> 00:25:40,511
We'll catch up with you later.

516
00:25:40,513 --> 00:25:41,445
Copy that.

517
00:25:42,619 --> 00:25:43,618
I thought you said
we didn't have time

518
00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,068
to go to our locker.

519
00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:46,828
We're not going
to our lockers.

520
00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:48,692
We're going to the
principal's office.

521
00:25:48,694 --> 00:25:49,520
What?

522
00:25:49,522 --> 00:25:50,487
No way.

523
00:25:50,489 --> 00:25:53,317
You are so close, Cecil.

524
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,838
The next time the speech
teacher walks into the classroom

525
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:01,705
and calls your name, you'll
be done, kaput, finito!

526
00:26:01,707 --> 00:26:03,120
We've gotta do this.

527
00:26:03,122 --> 00:26:07,126
Hey, is that, someone's
ripping up the school newspaper!

528
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,822
Please run the play!

529
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:15,134
Oh, what?

530
00:26:16,515 --> 00:26:18,549
What, hey, break it up!

531
00:26:18,551 --> 00:26:20,139
I said break it up!

532
00:26:23,384 --> 00:26:25,351
Everybody up, bring
it in, bring it in!

533
00:26:27,802 --> 00:26:31,700
Gentlemen, you've
got to run the plays.

534
00:26:31,702 --> 00:26:33,116
Just like sometimes in life

535
00:26:33,118 --> 00:26:35,049
you've gotta do things
that you're not used to

536
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,740
and you gotta do them well.

537
00:26:36,742 --> 00:26:40,123
Even though this thing
might be something

538
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:42,401
that's considered
against the rules.

539
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,644
Just put your faith in it

540
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,025
and you do it.

541
00:26:46,027 --> 00:26:50,443
And you'll learn
that it's beautiful

542
00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:52,480
and it can change
your life forever!

543
00:26:52,482 --> 00:26:53,791
Yeah, let's get it on!

544
00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:55,000
Yeah!

545
00:26:55,002 --> 00:26:56,173
Whoa, yeah right.

546
00:26:56,175 --> 00:26:57,692
Yeah, let's go, let's go.

547
00:26:57,694 --> 00:26:59,040
B team up, B team up.

548
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,324
Oh, what are we doing?!

549
00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:12,431
Article, and we
need somebody else

550
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,573
to write another article.

551
00:27:23,064 --> 00:27:24,236
Uh huh?

552
00:27:24,238 --> 00:27:25,340
I'm in.

553
00:27:25,342 --> 00:27:26,272
Yes!

554
00:27:26,274 --> 00:27:27,655
Sorry guys, meeting's over.

555
00:27:33,005 --> 00:27:33,866
It's locked!

556
00:27:33,868 --> 00:27:35,661
I'm breaking in.

557
00:27:38,493 --> 00:27:40,047
Let's make this quick.

558
00:27:48,952 --> 00:27:51,401
So, we just need access
to the password database

559
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:54,128
and then we should be
able to do the rest

560
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:56,442
in any computer in the building.

561
00:27:57,581 --> 00:27:59,894
Ooh, Minesweeper,
let's play a game!

562
00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:01,654
Okay.

563
00:28:05,003 --> 00:28:05,900
Oh.

564
00:28:08,385 --> 00:28:09,626
Okay.

565
00:28:09,628 --> 00:28:10,868
So we just need to
bypass the mainframe

566
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:14,081
and the password should
come up in no time.

567
00:28:22,296 --> 00:28:23,502
Hurry!

568
00:28:27,577 --> 00:28:29,786
We'll have to go, come on!

569
00:28:31,995 --> 00:28:32,925
Go, come on!

570
00:28:32,927 --> 00:28:35,516
ExtraStuffing is the password?

571
00:28:46,906 --> 00:28:48,805
Principal Bloom.

572
00:28:51,911 --> 00:28:53,741
Now Jimmy I,

573
00:28:55,846 --> 00:28:58,125
You told me a lot
of things, Bloom.

574
00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:01,438
I told you it takes time.

575
00:29:02,267 --> 00:29:05,164
It has to be casual.

576
00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,203
Just need a little time.

577
00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:12,654
Oh, look.

578
00:29:12,656 --> 00:29:14,831
This poor vermint.

579
00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:19,077
Did you give him time, Bloom?

580
00:29:23,046 --> 00:29:25,046
Stay serious!

581
00:29:25,048 --> 00:29:27,499
Shh, shh, what's that, huh?

582
00:29:28,327 --> 00:29:30,260
The money, Friday, hmm?

583
00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:34,333
It's
not gonna be enough.

584
00:29:35,403 --> 00:29:36,611
Not enough?

585
00:29:37,888 --> 00:29:40,027
Not enough time?

586
00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:41,994
Not enough time?

587
00:29:41,996 --> 00:29:44,065
No!

588
00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:44,964
No!

589
00:29:49,590 --> 00:29:51,003
Mr. Chomp Chomp!

590
00:29:54,491 --> 00:29:55,354
Friday.

591
00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:59,425
I'm a loan shark Bloom,
and you're swimming

592
00:29:59,427 --> 00:30:01,878
in deep waters with that
20,000 you borrowed.

593
00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:05,535
You pay me back or Mr.
Chippity Chomp Chomp

594
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,743
Chip Chomp Chomp Chomp here

595
00:30:06,745 --> 00:30:08,954
won't be the only thing
that's chomping it.

596
00:30:12,716 --> 00:30:13,959
What did you buy, Bloom?

597
00:30:17,169 --> 00:30:20,103
I'll pay you back,
just leave us alone!

598
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:34,186
We're gonna take care of this.

599
00:30:39,157 --> 00:30:40,846
Let's go home, little buddy.

600
00:30:40,848 --> 00:30:41,745
Let's go home.

601
00:30:42,919 --> 00:30:44,403
I'm gonna fix you.

602
00:30:52,031 --> 00:30:54,480
We've got to get out of here!

603
00:30:54,482 --> 00:30:58,831
Wait, it's, it's
worse than I thought.

604
00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:00,902
Let's go, come on!

605
00:31:07,150 --> 00:31:08,496
We've got to go!

606
00:31:12,535 --> 00:31:14,535
Hercules's favorite toy.

607
00:31:14,537 --> 00:31:16,675
Who cares about the mascot?

608
00:31:16,677 --> 00:31:17,574
Come on!

609
00:31:30,725 --> 00:31:32,380
Michael Jordan speaking.

610
00:31:32,382 --> 00:31:35,003
The newspaper canceled, why?

611
00:31:35,005 --> 00:31:36,800
This is major news, Michael.

612
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,974
But there won't be any
newspaper to report it!

613
00:31:39,976 --> 00:31:43,011
The principal, he's
in some deep doodoo.

614
00:31:43,013 --> 00:31:44,979
And it stinks.

615
00:31:44,981 --> 00:31:46,636
From what I hear.

616
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,225
Listen, it's obvious the
principal's stealing the funds

617
00:31:49,227 --> 00:31:51,779
but the question is, for what?

618
00:31:51,781 --> 00:31:54,299
Maybe he needs a new name.

619
00:31:54,301 --> 00:31:56,820
Not everyone needs a
new name like you, MJ.

620
00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,062
Except for Martha.

621
00:31:59,064 --> 00:32:01,375
And Paul Karkowski,
he needs a new one.

622
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:03,722
Anyways, the security
of our school newspaper

623
00:32:03,724 --> 00:32:05,241
is at risk here.

624
00:32:05,243 --> 00:32:06,138
I've got it!

625
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:08,071
What if we sold names?

626
00:32:08,073 --> 00:32:10,107
You're a genius, Michael.

627
00:32:10,109 --> 00:32:11,937
Not that genius.

628
00:32:11,939 --> 00:32:13,110
We can use the
principal's password

629
00:32:13,112 --> 00:32:14,664
to access the student database

630
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,769
and sell everyone new names!

631
00:32:16,771 --> 00:32:17,943
I wanna be Kelly Kapowski.

632
00:32:17,945 --> 00:32:19,427
Sold.

633
00:32:19,429 --> 00:32:21,533
The money we make, we can
start our own newspaper!

634
00:32:21,535 --> 00:32:23,224
But I thought you
had to change it

635
00:32:23,226 --> 00:32:24,812
at the Horsey Orsey!

636
00:32:24,814 --> 00:32:27,573
I can transfer the names
when I go to work with Peggy.

637
00:32:27,575 --> 00:32:29,610
Okay, let's do it!

638
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,344
♪ Rolling down the
street in my big wheel ♪

639
00:32:39,346 --> 00:32:40,414
♪ Told me got your keychain

640
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,691
♪ Just keeping it real

641
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:44,176
♪ Posting on the block
selling lemonade ♪

642
00:32:44,178 --> 00:32:46,903
♪ No change with your order
'cause I'm trying to get paid ♪

643
00:32:46,905 --> 00:32:49,043
♪ Walkman on my head, you
can tell that I'm made ♪

644
00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:51,597
♪ Headphones sit pretty on
that number three fade ♪

645
00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:53,875
♪ Coins like Mario
I jump the best ♪

646
00:32:53,877 --> 00:32:56,568
♪ I'm fast and you're
slow like VHS ♪

647
00:32:56,570 --> 00:32:58,915
♪ I don't mind watching
Land Before Time ♪

648
00:32:58,917 --> 00:33:01,158
♪ Bring the orange soda
in, we'll be feeling fine ♪

649
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,644
♪ Teachers on my case
don't drop a dime ♪

650
00:33:03,646 --> 00:33:06,267
♪ No detention they
believe but I don't mind ♪

651
00:33:06,269 --> 00:33:07,303
♪ Now I'm riding the bus

652
00:33:07,305 --> 00:33:08,821
♪ Now I'm riding my bike

653
00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:10,996
♪ Got a girl on my pegs and
she's hanging on tight ♪

654
00:33:10,998 --> 00:33:13,343
♪ And she already knows
that I'm the man ♪

655
00:33:13,345 --> 00:33:16,519
♪ If she don't come
asking who I am ♪

656
00:33:16,521 --> 00:33:18,555
♪ What's your name,
who you with ♪

657
00:33:18,557 --> 00:33:20,937
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

658
00:33:20,939 --> 00:33:23,457
♪ Where do you ride
and where do you sit ♪

659
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,804
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

660
00:33:25,806 --> 00:33:28,393
♪ Where do you floss
and where do you dip ♪

661
00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:30,567
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

662
00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:35,883
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

663
00:33:35,885 --> 00:33:38,955
♪ Hey, I never
caught your name ♪

664
00:33:38,957 --> 00:33:40,474
Not enough, Bloom.

665
00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:45,515
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

666
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,136
♪ What's your name,
who you with ♪

667
00:33:48,138 --> 00:33:50,415
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

668
00:33:50,417 --> 00:33:52,934
♪ Where do you ride
and where do you sit ♪

669
00:33:52,936 --> 00:33:55,316
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

670
00:33:55,318 --> 00:33:57,767
♪ Where do you floss
and where do you dip ♪

671
00:33:57,769 --> 00:34:00,010
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

672
00:34:00,012 --> 00:34:05,052
♪ Haha

673
00:34:06,398 --> 00:34:07,915
♪ I'm not mopping the
floor, I'm an entrepreneur ♪

674
00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:09,744
♪ When it's popping for sure,
you can stop in the door ♪

675
00:34:09,746 --> 00:34:11,021
♪ When you ask me my title

676
00:34:11,023 --> 00:34:12,299
♪ I'm gonna play it on vinyl

677
00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:13,334
♪ No I'm smooth on the groove

678
00:34:13,336 --> 00:34:14,749
♪ 'cause this ain't a recital

679
00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:17,062
♪ Spend 10 bucks, make 50 more

680
00:34:17,064 --> 00:34:19,582
♪ Three friends coming
over playing 64 ♪

681
00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:21,963
♪ Four controllers
playing Goldeneye ♪

682
00:34:21,965 --> 00:34:24,518
♪ Never getting older,
bumping do or die ♪

683
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,934
♪ And when I grow up
you're gonna know my name ♪

684
00:34:26,936 --> 00:34:29,454
♪ No cat got my
tongue, no novocaine ♪

685
00:34:29,456 --> 00:34:31,732
♪ No challenge to
beat, always overcame ♪

686
00:34:31,734 --> 00:34:34,286
♪ No growing pains
till we making gains ♪

687
00:34:34,288 --> 00:34:36,737
♪ What's your name, you
don't have to tell me ♪

688
00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:39,015
♪ You can be anybody
that you wanna be ♪

689
00:34:39,017 --> 00:34:41,742
♪ So what's it gonna
be, are you gonna flee ♪

690
00:34:41,744 --> 00:34:46,783
♪ Live down the side, and
tell me what do you see ♪

691
00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:52,028
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

692
00:34:52,030 --> 00:34:53,995
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

693
00:34:56,586 --> 00:34:59,415
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

694
00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:01,140
Bill Clinton.

695
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,488
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

696
00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:04,523
Hanson!

697
00:35:06,907 --> 00:35:07,770
Tupac!

698
00:35:09,047 --> 00:35:10,669
And Michael Jordan!

699
00:35:22,543 --> 00:35:23,406
What?

700
00:35:25,235 --> 00:35:27,065
I could have sworn I
canceled the newspaper.

701
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,170
Someone else must
have paid for this.

702
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:33,485
Who are you even talking to?

703
00:35:34,624 --> 00:35:36,728
Uh, no one, I just, uh,

704
00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:38,801
I'm just thinking out loud.

705
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,044
Menacingly.

706
00:35:48,431 --> 00:35:51,432
So looks like we
have an Abby Jennings

707
00:35:51,434 --> 00:35:55,058
and a Cecil Stevens.

708
00:35:56,301 --> 00:35:58,130
You two sure have been busy.

709
00:35:59,062 --> 00:36:00,545
I was going to...

710
00:36:00,547 --> 00:36:03,722
Not only have you managed to
access my personal password,

711
00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:07,241
but I think you've
managed to start quite

712
00:36:07,243 --> 00:36:08,589
a little business venture.

713
00:36:09,832 --> 00:36:12,559
That's right, food
sales have been down.

714
00:36:14,181 --> 00:36:17,596
So, where's all the lunch money?

715
00:36:17,598 --> 00:36:18,873
I'm sorry!

716
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:21,151
Ah, ah, ah, young
go-getters like you,

717
00:36:21,153 --> 00:36:22,431
you sure impress me.

718
00:36:24,122 --> 00:36:25,639
Punishment shouldn't
be the only answer

719
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:27,261
to a problem like this.

720
00:36:27,263 --> 00:36:28,126
No.

721
00:36:29,817 --> 00:36:33,338
The way I see it, there's
no rules broken here.

722
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,791
Long as we can come
up to an agreement.

723
00:36:39,793 --> 00:36:41,275
An agreement?

724
00:36:41,277 --> 00:36:46,316
I'll let you sell
names in my school

725
00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:50,182
and in return I'm thanked with

726
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:54,046
80% of the profit.

727
00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:56,808
80%, that's ridiculous!

728
00:36:56,810 --> 00:36:59,398
You're ridiculous if you
think you have a choice!

729
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,709
I'll give you so many detentions

730
00:37:01,711 --> 00:37:04,298
you'll think the breakfast
club is like daycare!

731
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,818
80% and nothing less.

732
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:10,891
Starting tomorrow, we're
gonna expand the business

733
00:37:10,893 --> 00:37:12,342
into the first grade,

734
00:37:13,309 --> 00:37:15,309
the second grade,

735
00:37:15,311 --> 00:37:16,862
the third grade,

736
00:37:16,864 --> 00:37:18,625
the whole school!

737
00:37:20,523 --> 00:37:22,594
Now get out there and
sell me some names!

738
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:26,078
Listen, this meeting
of Name your Name

739
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,150
has been called under
dire circumstances.

740
00:37:29,152 --> 00:37:30,531
I filled Martha in
on the way over.

741
00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,015
Question.

742
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:35,087
I was under the impression that
we were gonna have popcorn.

743
00:37:35,089 --> 00:37:36,813
Get your head in the game!

744
00:37:36,815 --> 00:37:38,125
We'll have that later.

745
00:37:38,127 --> 00:37:38,953
Okay.

746
00:37:38,955 --> 00:37:40,403
So listen.

747
00:37:40,405 --> 00:37:42,129
We have no option but
to give Principal Bloom

748
00:37:42,131 --> 00:37:43,613
a cut of our money!

749
00:37:43,615 --> 00:37:46,340
But as long as our
business expands properly,

750
00:37:46,342 --> 00:37:48,894
we'll have plenty of money
to keep the newspaper going.

751
00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:51,552
So, if we follow
these instructions,

752
00:37:51,554 --> 00:37:54,417
the newspaper continues,
the principal stay happy

753
00:37:54,419 --> 00:37:56,592
and we'll, we stay cool.

754
00:37:56,594 --> 00:37:59,217
Like ice, Vanilla Ice.

755
00:38:00,563 --> 00:38:02,598
But guys, the principal.

756
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,637
What if that Jimmy
guy comes for us?

757
00:38:07,674 --> 00:38:09,743
Stop scaring Martha!

758
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:12,541
We just need to play ball
and keep the newspaper going.

759
00:38:13,472 --> 00:38:15,852
We haven't been this cool since,

760
00:38:15,854 --> 00:38:16,786
Never.

761
00:38:17,649 --> 00:38:20,167
We've been cool, Martha.

762
00:38:20,169 --> 00:38:22,551
We just, listen,

763
00:38:23,621 --> 00:38:25,172
I think I'm on to my next story.

764
00:38:25,174 --> 00:38:28,416
I think the principal did
something horrible to Hercules!

765
00:38:28,418 --> 00:38:31,180
No, our little pooch mascot!

766
00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:34,215
What, where'd you get that?

767
00:38:34,217 --> 00:38:38,599
Listen, we can't let the
principal know we're on to him.

768
00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:42,571
We can't tell a soul!

769
00:38:44,883 --> 00:38:46,575
Let's make some cheddar.

770
00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:48,713
Ching cha-ching!

771
00:38:48,715 --> 00:38:52,751
Cha-ching, cha-ching,
ching ching ching!

772
00:39:08,217 --> 00:39:11,287
Go Zach, go
Zach, go Zach, go Zach,

773
00:39:11,289 --> 00:39:14,257
go Zach, go Zach,
go Zach, go Zach.

774
00:39:18,641 --> 00:39:19,916
Ooh!

775
00:39:19,918 --> 00:39:23,955
Of course he's awesome,
he's Michael Jordan!

776
00:39:23,957 --> 00:39:25,577
I mean, if I was
Michael Jordan, right,

777
00:39:25,579 --> 00:39:27,098
I'd be all like slam!

778
00:39:28,755 --> 00:39:29,618
Right?

779
00:39:44,874 --> 00:39:48,084
We're
running out of names.

780
00:40:03,030 --> 00:40:04,376
I want that name.

781
00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:07,239
No way.

782
00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:10,141
Not even for 500 dollars?

783
00:40:11,418 --> 00:40:13,004
Uh.

784
00:40:13,006 --> 00:40:15,454
No way, I can't do it, nope.

785
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:16,663
I'm Michael Jordan.

786
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:19,355
But he's offering 500 bones!

787
00:40:19,357 --> 00:40:21,668
Our newspaper needs this.

788
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:22,876
Yeah.

789
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:24,015
Michael, walk
with me to class.

790
00:40:24,017 --> 00:40:26,017
Hey baby, one second.

791
00:40:26,019 --> 00:40:27,950
Hey baby?

792
00:40:27,952 --> 00:40:30,469
Listen, soon enough,
you'll be so popular

793
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:31,678
that you won't even need...

794
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,265
You're not selling
my name to Zach.

795
00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:35,440
Chelsea might break up with me.

796
00:40:35,442 --> 00:40:37,684
Yeah, but there are
plenty of other names.

797
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,858
Sure, Chelsea likes
the name Michael

798
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:42,792
but there are plenty
of other girls.

799
00:40:42,794 --> 00:40:44,069
Yeah, like Abby.

800
00:40:44,071 --> 00:40:44,900
Yeah, wait.

801
00:40:46,522 --> 00:40:47,763
Martha!

802
00:40:47,765 --> 00:40:51,320
Nothing, I mean,
I'm sorry Abby, ow.

803
00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:53,218
I can fix this!

804
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,463
MJ, lets' go.

805
00:40:58,154 --> 00:40:59,913
I'm sorry Abby.

806
00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:00,743
I got to go.

807
00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,647
The samurai would
train and learn

808
00:41:09,787 --> 00:41:12,893
practicing the art of
extreme discipline.

809
00:41:14,343 --> 00:41:19,244
So when it was time for
them to go into battle, wah!

810
00:41:21,108 --> 00:41:22,454
They were ready.

811
00:41:29,772 --> 00:41:32,359
Hey, what are you doing?

812
00:41:32,361 --> 00:41:34,154
They heard that
Abby likes you.

813
00:41:34,156 --> 00:41:35,603
She is such a weirdo.

814
00:41:35,605 --> 00:41:37,433
And none of us really like her.

815
00:41:37,435 --> 00:41:38,779
She's no weirdo.

816
00:41:38,781 --> 00:41:40,781
Do you like her or something?

817
00:41:40,783 --> 00:41:42,231
Yes.

818
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:43,715
I mean no.

819
00:41:43,717 --> 00:41:45,096
She's my friend.

820
00:41:55,004 --> 00:41:56,141
Oh!

821
00:41:56,143 --> 00:41:58,730
Most honorable Principal Bloom,

822
00:41:58,732 --> 00:42:00,249
how may we serve you?

823
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:02,632
I need to see
Mr. Michael Jordan

824
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:06,567
and Abby.

825
00:42:11,124 --> 00:42:14,504
Well, maybe you two
should just go out then.

826
00:42:14,506 --> 00:42:15,747
What, no.

827
00:42:15,749 --> 00:42:16,713
I'm...

828
00:42:16,715 --> 00:42:17,578
Now!

829
00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:22,685
Little Martha has so
kindly informed me

830
00:42:22,687 --> 00:42:27,000
that we have a 500 dollar offer
for the name Michael Jordan.

831
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:29,830
But someone won't
give up the name!

832
00:42:29,832 --> 00:42:31,142
I can't.

833
00:42:31,144 --> 00:42:32,902
I'm Michael Jordan.

834
00:42:32,904 --> 00:42:33,903
No you're not.

835
00:42:33,905 --> 00:42:35,180
Yes I am.

836
00:42:35,182 --> 00:42:36,250
No you're not.

837
00:42:36,252 --> 00:42:37,251
Yes I am.

838
00:42:37,253 --> 00:42:38,080
Uh uh.

839
00:42:38,082 --> 00:42:38,908
- Uhuh.
- Uh-uh

840
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:39,771
- Uhuh.
- Uh-uh!

841
00:42:41,154 --> 00:42:43,464
You can still be
popular with another name.

842
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:45,294
Have you by
chance met Chandler?

843
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,606
He was popular once.

844
00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:49,608
Until he crossed me.

845
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,645
Who do you think got Zach
to shoot the spit wad

846
00:42:51,647 --> 00:42:52,957
in his ear, huh?

847
00:42:52,959 --> 00:42:53,958
What?

848
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,821
You couldn't...

849
00:42:54,823 --> 00:42:55,787
Quiet, Martha!

850
00:42:55,789 --> 00:42:56,615
Now Cecil, give up the name

851
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:57,444
or I'll run you forever.

852
00:42:57,446 --> 00:42:58,721
How's that sound?

853
00:42:58,723 --> 00:43:01,001
Give me my money!

854
00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:18,223
Oh, that slipped, that
slipped, time out, time out.

855
00:43:18,225 --> 00:43:19,569
Guys, let's get in
here, let's get in here.

856
00:43:19,571 --> 00:43:20,434
Come on, come on.

857
00:43:22,022 --> 00:43:24,747
Listen boys, you're not
playing the ball game

858
00:43:24,749 --> 00:43:26,783
you came here to play.

859
00:43:26,785 --> 00:43:28,475
You have to make a
decision when you get out

860
00:43:28,477 --> 00:43:29,752
on that court.

861
00:43:29,754 --> 00:43:33,273
Am I gonna be the winner
that takes this win?

862
00:43:33,275 --> 00:43:37,242
Am I ready to be the person
that I've always wanted to be?

863
00:43:37,244 --> 00:43:41,177
Or do you wanna sit around
like your old great aunt

864
00:43:41,179 --> 00:43:43,662
who can't really walk anymore,
who can't play the game,

865
00:43:43,664 --> 00:43:46,527
who has arthritis, who's
basically given up?

866
00:43:46,529 --> 00:43:48,877
Is that who you wanna be?

867
00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:54,156
Now get out there and show
these punks who you are!

868
00:43:54,158 --> 00:43:55,709
Who you came here to be!

869
00:43:55,711 --> 00:43:56,952
Get in here!

870
00:43:56,954 --> 00:43:59,301
One, two,
three, Mad Dogs!

871
00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:03,648
Bring it down and
give the ball to me.

872
00:44:03,650 --> 00:44:06,170
I'm not giving you anything!

873
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:38,821
Thanks a lot.

874
00:44:38,823 --> 00:44:40,581
That's why I should
be Michael Jordan.

875
00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:41,515
You're a disgrace!

876
00:44:48,005 --> 00:44:49,245
Michael!

877
00:44:49,247 --> 00:44:50,384
We need to talk.

878
00:44:50,386 --> 00:44:51,661
I gotta go.

879
00:44:51,663 --> 00:44:53,318
Michael, I didn't
think Martha would!

880
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,217
This would have never
happened if we didn't have

881
00:44:55,219 --> 00:44:57,771
to save your stupid newspaper!

882
00:44:57,773 --> 00:44:58,599
Stupid?

883
00:44:58,601 --> 00:45:00,638
Michael, I just wanted

884
00:45:02,709 --> 00:45:04,228
you to like me.

885
00:45:13,858 --> 00:45:15,099
Hey.

886
00:45:15,101 --> 00:45:16,548
How did it go?

887
00:45:16,550 --> 00:45:17,791
We lost.

888
00:45:17,793 --> 00:45:18,619
Lost?

889
00:45:18,621 --> 00:45:19,827
Well, that's okay.

890
00:45:19,829 --> 00:45:22,037
Boy's night out, we'll
have a good time.

891
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:23,003
Where's mom?

892
00:45:23,005 --> 00:45:25,833
Oh, she is being so unfair.

893
00:45:25,835 --> 00:45:27,594
She acts like she's the
only one that raised you.

894
00:45:27,596 --> 00:45:28,767
Dad?

895
00:45:29,701 --> 00:45:30,631
There's this girl at school

896
00:45:30,633 --> 00:45:33,531
and I think I like her.

897
00:45:33,533 --> 00:45:35,015
What?

898
00:45:35,017 --> 00:45:37,224
Yeah Lorrie, remember I told
you about the game on the 15th.

899
00:45:37,226 --> 00:45:38,053
It's the 15th.

900
00:45:38,055 --> 00:45:40,089
The 15th, it's the 15th.

901
00:45:40,091 --> 00:45:42,022
Yeah, today is the 15th, yeah.

902
00:45:42,024 --> 00:45:43,472
No I'm not driving all
the way back there, no.

903
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,163
We're going to go to a hotel.

904
00:45:45,165 --> 00:45:46,475
Mom.

905
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:47,994
Sorry, Cecil.

906
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:48,927
What?

907
00:45:50,308 --> 00:45:51,620
It's Michael.

908
00:45:52,759 --> 00:45:54,483
Yeah, you think
I'm happy about this?

909
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,760
I'm not happy about
this either, Lorrie.

910
00:45:55,762 --> 00:45:56,554
You think that I'm happy
that I have to drive

911
00:45:56,556 --> 00:45:58,211
to come see my son?

912
00:45:58,213 --> 00:45:59,766
Hello mate, what's your name?

913
00:46:02,148 --> 00:46:03,321
Michael Jordan.

914
00:46:06,048 --> 00:46:08,290
So what's with the long face?

915
00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,671
Well don't tell anybody

916
00:46:10,673 --> 00:46:14,986
but my name wasn't
always Michael Jordan.

917
00:46:14,988 --> 00:46:16,505
Go on.

918
00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:19,234
My old name was
Thethil Thtevens.

919
00:46:20,442 --> 00:46:21,855
You sound like you're
talking with a mouth

920
00:46:21,857 --> 00:46:23,236
full of toffee.

921
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:24,101
One more time.

922
00:46:24,929 --> 00:46:26,687
Thethil Thtevens.

923
00:46:26,689 --> 00:46:28,137
Anyways.

924
00:46:28,139 --> 00:46:31,106
This guy wants my
hard earned name

925
00:46:31,108 --> 00:46:33,936
but if I give it to him
I might lose this girl

926
00:46:33,938 --> 00:46:35,869
that I'm going out with.

927
00:46:35,871 --> 00:46:39,047
But if I don't, I might
lose everything else.

928
00:46:40,324 --> 00:46:41,566
I tell you what to do.

929
00:46:43,603 --> 00:46:45,465
Get a stinky sock.

930
00:46:45,467 --> 00:46:48,019
One that you've worn
for about three weeks,

931
00:46:48,021 --> 00:46:49,333
a really stinky sock.

932
00:46:50,299 --> 00:46:51,747
And you take it, right,

933
00:46:51,749 --> 00:46:52,748
and you stuff it...

934
00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,439
Did you say stinky sock?

935
00:46:54,441 --> 00:46:56,786
Kid, my advice to you is
to listen to an American.

936
00:46:56,788 --> 00:46:58,409
I've been here
for three years!

937
00:46:58,411 --> 00:47:00,618
Oh but he said
for three years!

938
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:03,897
Every single night, it's
this way all the time.

939
00:47:03,899 --> 00:47:05,381
I speak English,
you're speaking English.

940
00:47:05,383 --> 00:47:07,659
At least I did, that's
what I'm doing here.

941
00:47:07,661 --> 00:47:10,317
You're the one who
don't even speak properly.

942
00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:11,939
I'm trying to
be a good father.

943
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,290
Miss
Baker, where are we?

944
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:18,808
Beats me.

945
00:47:18,810 --> 00:47:22,090
But let's try the
intestine expresstine!

946
00:47:23,436 --> 00:47:24,780
Vroom, vroom!

947
00:47:24,782 --> 00:47:27,196
Slow down!

948
00:47:27,198 --> 00:47:29,578
Looks like we got ourselves
into quite a pickle.

949
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,476
Let's assess the damage.

950
00:47:31,478 --> 00:47:32,926
Looks like the
crash caused a leak

951
00:47:32,928 --> 00:47:34,859
in the oxygen tank, kids.

952
00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:37,206
Way to go Cecil.

953
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:39,691
This is the worst
field trip ever.

954
00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:42,280
And I can make it
worse!

955
00:47:42,282 --> 00:47:45,076
I can make it much, much worse.

956
00:47:45,078 --> 00:47:47,561
Sell the name,
Cecil, sell the name!

957
00:47:47,563 --> 00:47:49,598
Give me my money!

958
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,669
Sell the name

959
00:47:51,671 --> 00:47:53,466
and give me my money.

960
00:48:01,819 --> 00:48:05,926
I told you, one last
time, sell the name!

961
00:48:07,721 --> 00:48:09,240
Then you've sealed your fate!

962
00:48:10,517 --> 00:48:11,827
Wait.

963
00:48:11,829 --> 00:48:15,175
Actually his parents
legally changed his name

964
00:48:15,177 --> 00:48:19,835
to Michael Jordan and
if he sells the name

965
00:48:19,837 --> 00:48:22,217
then people might
come poking around

966
00:48:22,219 --> 00:48:25,220
and I think we both know that

967
00:48:25,222 --> 00:48:26,878
they won't like what they find.

968
00:48:29,226 --> 00:48:30,296
You're bluffing.

969
00:48:31,469 --> 00:48:33,299
Call his parents if
you don't believe me.

970
00:48:34,817 --> 00:48:35,646
Fine.

971
00:48:43,378 --> 00:48:45,550
Hello, this is Principal Bloom.

972
00:48:45,552 --> 00:48:46,482
Hello?

973
00:48:46,484 --> 00:48:48,622
Is Cecil's mother there?

974
00:48:48,624 --> 00:48:51,040
Oh you must be looking
for Michael's mother.

975
00:48:52,421 --> 00:48:54,180
Are you kidding me?

976
00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:56,527
Excuse me, who is this?

977
00:48:56,529 --> 00:48:58,253
Is this that bill collector?

978
00:48:58,255 --> 00:49:00,738
Because I can tell you exactly
where to put your bill.

979
00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:05,536
Do you think I'm joking?

980
00:49:05,538 --> 00:49:06,882
Just leave me alone.

981
00:49:06,884 --> 00:49:08,228
We need the money.

982
00:49:08,230 --> 00:49:10,679
You're selling the name.

983
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,232
You can't make him!

984
00:49:12,234 --> 00:49:14,372
I can do whatever I want!

985
00:49:14,374 --> 00:49:15,513
I'm the principal.

986
00:49:16,514 --> 00:49:18,480
Now you, get out!

987
00:49:18,482 --> 00:49:20,758
Sit there one second
longer, young lady,

988
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,761
and I'll ban newspapers
from this school forever!

989
00:49:23,763 --> 00:49:24,626
Get out!

990
00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:30,287
Now.

991
00:49:31,322 --> 00:49:32,461
Cecil Stevens.

992
00:49:33,876 --> 00:49:36,741
You think your name's gonna
save you from being unpopular?

993
00:49:37,604 --> 00:49:39,225
Well.

994
00:49:39,227 --> 00:49:44,024
Let me see if I can
sway your opinion.

995
00:49:50,203 --> 00:49:53,722
Hello, students of
Smith Elementary.

996
00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:58,313
Today, we're gonna have our
lead student Michael Jordan,

997
00:49:58,315 --> 00:50:01,247
read what we're
gonna have for lunch.

998
00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:04,769
Get ready, 'cause
it sounds delicious.

999
00:50:14,227 --> 00:50:15,090
Say it.

1000
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,924
Today is Wednesday.

1001
00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:27,516
And for lunch we have a
super spethal spectacular

1002
00:50:29,656 --> 00:50:31,969
therving in throre for you.

1003
00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:37,077
The firth courth is
exthra delithious.

1004
00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:41,289
It'th thweet thavory thauthage

1005
00:50:45,051 --> 00:50:47,223
with a thide of thalad.

1006
00:50:47,225 --> 00:50:52,023
And don't thkip our brownie
surprise for dessert.

1007
00:51:07,004 --> 00:51:07,867
Fire!

1008
00:51:11,767 --> 00:51:12,697
Hold your fire.

1009
00:51:12,699 --> 00:51:14,596
Good one, guys.

1010
00:51:14,598 --> 00:51:16,287
Steady your rifles.

1011
00:51:16,289 --> 00:51:18,427
The target hasn't retreated yet.

1012
00:51:18,429 --> 00:51:20,049
Guys, it's me.

1013
00:51:20,051 --> 00:51:21,329
It's Michael.

1014
00:51:30,752 --> 00:51:31,958
He's retreating!

1015
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,546
Victory is ours!

1016
00:51:33,548 --> 00:51:34,411
What the?

1017
00:51:36,378 --> 00:51:37,275
Shoot her!

1018
00:51:44,248 --> 00:51:45,420
What are you doing?

1019
00:51:45,422 --> 00:51:47,353
We'll never be cool again!

1020
00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:48,354
What am I doing?

1021
00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:49,598
I'm saving you!

1022
00:51:51,635 --> 00:51:54,290
You still want these
idiots to like you?

1023
00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:57,190
The back of the bus
can't be theirs forever.

1024
00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:16,071
She likes you because you
were someone you weren't.

1025
00:52:16,073 --> 00:52:19,456
It's a kid eat kid
world out there, Cecil.

1026
00:52:22,044 --> 00:52:23,080
Ah, I'm hit.

1027
00:52:24,737 --> 00:52:26,392
Aah.

1028
00:52:26,394 --> 00:52:28,499
And if you wanna hang
out with them still,

1029
00:52:30,018 --> 00:52:32,779
maybe you should just
leave me and Martha alone.

1030
00:52:39,993 --> 00:52:41,476
I'm going out.

1031
00:52:41,478 --> 00:52:42,410
Don't do it.

1032
00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:49,762
No!

1033
00:53:04,811 --> 00:53:07,055
Social suicide.

1034
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,955
You are not taking
him to some sleazy hotel, Tim.

1035
00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:13,922
But where am I supposed
to take him, Lorrie?

1036
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:15,164
And for your information,

1037
00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:16,511
the Lonely Heart Inn
happens to be a pillar

1038
00:53:16,513 --> 00:53:17,719
of the community.

1039
00:53:17,721 --> 00:53:19,134
Oh, now I've heard everything.

1040
00:53:19,136 --> 00:53:20,515
No, he is staying here.

1041
00:53:20,517 --> 00:53:21,343
He's coming with me.

1042
00:53:21,345 --> 00:53:22,862
No, he is my son.

1043
00:53:22,864 --> 00:53:25,105
What is he, the product
of immaculate conception?

1044
00:53:25,107 --> 00:53:27,418
Okay fine, if you're gonna
act like that, take him!

1045
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:28,350
Take him!

1046
00:53:28,352 --> 00:53:29,593
Go with your father, Cecil.

1047
00:53:29,595 --> 00:53:30,456
No, I'm not falling
for your drama.

1048
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:31,942
No, no, you keep him.

1049
00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:34,563
Stay with your mom.

1050
00:53:34,565 --> 00:53:36,084
Go with your father, Cecil!

1051
00:54:11,050 --> 00:54:14,154
Abby to MJ, I repeat,
Abby to MJ, over!

1052
00:54:14,156 --> 00:54:16,158
This is MJ, over.

1053
00:54:17,470 --> 00:54:19,265
I'm sorry, over.

1054
00:54:20,128 --> 00:54:21,610
I'm sorry too.

1055
00:54:21,612 --> 00:54:24,442
You're the only one who was
really being nice to me.

1056
00:54:25,754 --> 00:54:28,306
Do you wanna help me
finish my last story, over.

1057
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:30,446
Duh, over.

1058
00:54:30,448 --> 00:54:31,724
Then meet me outside
in five minutes.

1059
00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,588
I've got a top
secret mission, over.

1060
00:54:33,590 --> 00:54:36,142
What's the mission, over.

1061
00:54:36,144 --> 00:54:39,939
The principal, the 20,000
dollars, our mascot Hercules,

1062
00:54:39,941 --> 00:54:42,046
I'll fill you in
on the way, over.

1063
00:54:45,256 --> 00:54:46,672
Were you finished, over.

1064
00:54:47,845 --> 00:54:51,882
Yeah I said I'll fill
you in on the way, over.

1065
00:54:51,884 --> 00:54:55,437
On the way over, over?

1066
00:54:55,439 --> 00:54:58,166
Dang it, Michael, are you
up for the mission or not?

1067
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:02,271
Over.

1068
00:55:02,273 --> 00:55:04,722
Yes, over and out!

1069
00:55:43,763 --> 00:55:46,145
Are you sure you're ready?

1070
00:55:51,391 --> 00:55:52,254
Hurry up!

1071
00:55:57,881 --> 00:56:01,678
This should take us to
the ventilation system.

1072
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,972
Surprisingly spacious.

1073
00:56:30,085 --> 00:56:31,500
Oh my gosh.

1074
00:56:33,330 --> 00:56:38,369
He must have used the money
to start a taxidermy business!

1075
00:56:40,889 --> 00:56:42,201
He's an animal!

1076
00:56:43,202 --> 00:56:44,580
An animal stuffer!

1077
00:56:44,582 --> 00:56:47,206
Oh my gosh,
is that Hercules?

1078
00:56:48,897 --> 00:56:49,760
Shh!

1079
00:57:02,980 --> 00:57:04,706
It's payback time.

1080
00:57:08,399 --> 00:57:10,779
This one is two days old.

1081
00:57:10,781 --> 00:57:13,023
It only takes one bite.

1082
00:57:13,025 --> 00:57:16,614
And then,
you'll poop your pants.

1083
00:57:27,695 --> 00:57:30,490
Jimmy, no, I'm
getting annoyed.

1084
00:57:31,733 --> 00:57:33,666
It's okay, he's
just sleep talking.

1085
00:57:44,677 --> 00:57:46,852
Oh ma, you made brownies.

1086
00:57:55,412 --> 00:57:56,344
Sweet, pull up.

1087
00:57:58,656 --> 00:57:59,485
Pull up!

1088
00:58:01,763 --> 00:58:02,660
Pull up!

1089
00:58:06,630 --> 00:58:07,493
Book it!

1090
00:58:23,889 --> 00:58:27,476
I
hear you up there!

1091
00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:39,316
Go, go, go, this way!

1092
00:58:39,318 --> 00:58:41,251
No, this way!

1093
00:58:58,199 --> 00:58:59,062
What?

1094
00:59:00,373 --> 00:59:03,478
No, no of course I'm
not in the bathroom.

1095
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,551
I mean who talks on the
phone in the bathroom?

1096
00:59:07,173 --> 00:59:09,691
Wait, I know, Tim, I know.

1097
00:59:09,693 --> 00:59:11,660
Just tell Cecil I
said goodnight, okay?

1098
00:59:12,558 --> 00:59:13,421
No.

1099
00:59:14,284 --> 00:59:15,870
No, he is definitely with you.

1100
00:59:15,872 --> 00:59:17,218
I told him to go with you.

1101
00:59:18,115 --> 00:59:19,839
He's probably confused!

1102
00:59:19,841 --> 00:59:21,360
Well, he probably is.

1103
00:59:22,706 --> 00:59:24,292
Oh, Peggy!

1104
00:59:38,135 --> 00:59:39,619
Michael!

1105
00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:53,217
I might have expected
it from you, Abby.

1106
00:59:53,219 --> 00:59:55,359
But Cecil and you two!

1107
00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:57,877
I'm just glad you're okay.

1108
00:59:57,879 --> 00:59:59,085
Me too.

1109
00:59:59,087 --> 01:00:01,501
And don't think that
because you're not dead,

1110
01:00:01,503 --> 01:00:02,744
that you're not in trouble.

1111
01:00:02,746 --> 01:00:05,747
Oh my god, you could
have died, my baby!

1112
01:00:05,749 --> 01:00:06,921
That's right.

1113
01:00:06,923 --> 01:00:08,856
And whose fault
would that have been?

1114
01:00:10,271 --> 01:00:12,236
I think a couple of people
need to go to their rooms

1115
01:00:12,238 --> 01:00:13,893
and think about
what they've done.

1116
01:00:13,895 --> 01:00:14,758
Yes.

1117
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:18,279
Nope.

1118
01:00:21,489 --> 01:00:22,352
What?

1119
01:00:23,491 --> 01:00:25,629
You two need to
think long and hard

1120
01:00:25,631 --> 01:00:27,253
about your priorities.

1121
01:00:40,991 --> 01:00:43,095
Some of you have neglected

1122
01:00:43,097 --> 01:00:45,927
to give learning a chance.

1123
01:00:47,135 --> 01:00:50,826
You would rather be cool
than study your school.

1124
01:00:50,828 --> 01:00:52,900
But if you want to
reach the stars,

1125
01:00:54,039 --> 01:00:56,694
you have to not care
what your friends think

1126
01:00:56,696 --> 01:00:57,525
of your name.

1127
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:07,119
Foreign oxygen!

1128
01:01:07,121 --> 01:01:08,225
Can't breath.

1129
01:01:15,681 --> 01:01:19,719
Ah, Houston, we have a message
from a foreign lifeform.

1130
01:01:21,652 --> 01:01:22,653
Play it cool.

1131
01:01:24,241 --> 01:01:26,036
No, no, not you.

1132
01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:29,624
Just him.

1133
01:01:36,771 --> 01:01:37,979
Martha.

1134
01:01:39,256 --> 01:01:40,119
Come in.

1135
01:01:43,778 --> 01:01:44,742
It's done.

1136
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:47,400
You sold the name to Zach?

1137
01:01:47,402 --> 01:01:49,195
How could you?

1138
01:01:49,197 --> 01:01:51,096
He made me, he forced me.

1139
01:01:52,097 --> 01:01:54,306
He also gave me lots of candy.

1140
01:01:55,617 --> 01:01:56,618
You can leave now.

1141
01:01:58,896 --> 01:02:01,138
Now Zach is the
new Michael Jordan,

1142
01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:04,452
and well, that leaves
you.

1143
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,626
You'll sit in the
front of the bus

1144
01:02:06,628 --> 01:02:08,559
and you'll hold your head low

1145
01:02:08,561 --> 01:02:10,906
and it won't be that bad
unless you have to read

1146
01:02:10,908 --> 01:02:13,979
the morning
announcements everyday.

1147
01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:16,636
Or, yeah, or if
everyone figures out

1148
01:02:16,638 --> 01:02:18,675
that you sold them false names.

1149
01:02:19,917 --> 01:02:21,572
You see this money, this money,

1150
01:02:21,574 --> 01:02:23,505
I'm betting it on
your game tonight.

1151
01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:25,921
I'm betting that you're
gonna lose and I know that.

1152
01:02:25,923 --> 01:02:28,027
And you know why I
know that, Cecil?

1153
01:02:28,029 --> 01:02:31,030
I know that because you're
gonna make them lose

1154
01:02:31,032 --> 01:02:35,759
or things are gonna get real,
real bad for you, Cecil.

1155
01:02:35,761 --> 01:02:37,174
No.

1156
01:02:37,176 --> 01:02:38,451
Lose the game, Cecil.

1157
01:02:38,453 --> 01:02:40,453
And maybe, just maybe,

1158
01:02:40,455 --> 01:02:42,285
I'll let you pick a new name.

1159
01:02:43,665 --> 01:02:46,597
Heck, I'll even take you
to the Horsey Orsey myself!

1160
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:59,300
Why do you think mom
and dad named me Cecil?

1161
01:02:59,302 --> 01:03:01,545
Because they
liked it, I suppose.

1162
01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:04,443
What's there to like?

1163
01:03:04,445 --> 01:03:06,928
You know, a lot of
really cool people

1164
01:03:06,930 --> 01:03:08,171
have been named Cecil.

1165
01:03:08,173 --> 01:03:09,310
Yeah, right.

1166
01:03:09,312 --> 01:03:10,863
Like who?

1167
01:03:10,865 --> 01:03:14,662
Well there was Cecil Cooper,
the all star baseball player.

1168
01:03:16,284 --> 01:03:19,423
And Cecil B. Demille,
the famous filmmaker.

1169
01:03:19,425 --> 01:03:24,465
And uh, Cecil Schwartzenegger,
the strongest man alive.

1170
01:03:27,502 --> 01:03:28,365
Really?

1171
01:03:29,263 --> 01:03:30,779
Yeah.

1172
01:03:30,781 --> 01:03:32,574
I'm sure they didn't like
their names at first either.

1173
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:34,300
But they figured it out.

1174
01:03:34,302 --> 01:03:36,787
I bet they can
pronounce their names.

1175
01:03:40,205 --> 01:03:42,793
Oh, it looks like
you've got a visitor.

1176
01:03:50,491 --> 01:03:51,354
Whoah.

1177
01:03:57,774 --> 01:03:59,118
How did you know I was here?

1178
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,602
Yeah, Peggy told me.

1179
01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:02,604
I have to come work with her.

1180
01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:04,123
Sounds like more of a vacation

1181
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:05,745
than a punishment to me though.

1182
01:04:05,747 --> 01:04:06,852
Yeah, I guess.

1183
01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:10,166
I wanna show you something.

1184
01:04:20,659 --> 01:04:21,522
Whoah!

1185
01:04:25,526 --> 01:04:27,008
Thanks!

1186
01:04:27,010 --> 01:04:27,940
Peggy told me you might
need some cheering up.

1187
01:04:27,942 --> 01:04:29,909
Mac and cheese, my favorite!

1188
01:04:32,326 --> 01:04:33,189
Mmmm.

1189
01:04:36,502 --> 01:04:37,365
Cecil?

1190
01:04:40,265 --> 01:04:41,335
Do you know that

1191
01:04:43,544 --> 01:04:47,856
besides Martha, you're
the only friend I've had

1192
01:04:47,858 --> 01:04:50,031
since second grade?

1193
01:04:50,033 --> 01:04:52,344
I used to be friends
with everybody

1194
01:04:52,346 --> 01:04:57,213
until one day they all started
being really mean to Martha.

1195
01:04:59,594 --> 01:05:01,974
I told her I would
always be her friend

1196
01:05:01,976 --> 01:05:05,460
because I knew she
didn't have any.

1197
01:05:05,462 --> 01:05:07,842
Then Chelsea and
Zach and everyone

1198
01:05:07,844 --> 01:05:10,603
started calling me Glasses.

1199
01:05:10,605 --> 01:05:15,125
But when I met
you, I didn't care

1200
01:05:15,127 --> 01:05:16,611
if I had any other friends.

1201
01:05:20,443 --> 01:05:21,306
Um.

1202
01:05:22,962 --> 01:05:27,657
You know I was watching
Blossom earlier and,

1203
01:05:28,727 --> 01:05:29,590
I was thinking,

1204
01:05:32,765 --> 01:05:33,973
Holy crap!

1205
01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:42,877
You're supposed
to close your eyes.

1206
01:05:42,879 --> 01:05:43,742
Cool.

1207
01:05:50,058 --> 01:05:51,196
Eww!

1208
01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:52,404
Disgusting!

1209
01:05:52,406 --> 01:05:53,957
Oh, it's all over me!

1210
01:05:53,959 --> 01:05:55,165
Oh, that's disgusting!

1211
01:05:55,167 --> 01:05:56,546
Oooh!

1212
01:05:59,171 --> 01:06:01,277
Oh for Pete's sake,
it's not that bad!

1213
01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:05,142
I guess it wasn't that bad.

1214
01:06:06,247 --> 01:06:07,833
Yeah.

1215
01:06:07,835 --> 01:06:10,422
Well have you
finished your story?

1216
01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:11,940
Almost.

1217
01:06:11,942 --> 01:06:14,391
It might be my last
but it will definitely

1218
01:06:14,393 --> 01:06:15,498
be a page turner.

1219
01:06:16,292 --> 01:06:17,810
And make us popular?

1220
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,468
Maybe, maybe not.

1221
01:06:48,531 --> 01:06:50,945
Oh kids,
chances of us making it out

1222
01:06:50,947 --> 01:06:52,878
of this field trip are slim.

1223
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,157
The oxygen tank is almost spent.

1224
01:06:56,159 --> 01:06:58,679
This is all Cecil's fault!

1225
01:06:59,438 --> 01:07:00,299
Oh man!

1226
01:07:00,301 --> 01:07:01,749
I've got it!

1227
01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:04,579
If Cecil learns to say
the right mouth movement,

1228
01:07:04,581 --> 01:07:07,479
then the wind will
propel us out in a jiffy!

1229
01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:10,654
I sure hope it doesn't
have any S sounds in it.

1230
01:07:10,656 --> 01:07:15,314
He just has to
say his true name.

1231
01:07:17,076 --> 01:07:18,768
Uh, Michael Jordan?

1232
01:07:19,872 --> 01:07:21,874
I know your
name's not Michael.

1233
01:07:25,361 --> 01:07:27,015
Hurry, Cecil.

1234
01:07:27,017 --> 01:07:28,053
Just say it.

1235
01:07:29,123 --> 01:07:32,849
Please.

1236
01:07:32,851 --> 01:07:34,715
No, I can't.

1237
01:07:35,923 --> 01:07:37,062
Hurry, Cecil.

1238
01:07:43,068 --> 01:07:45,862
Some
of you have neglected

1239
01:07:45,864 --> 01:07:49,314
to give learning a chance.

1240
01:07:49,316 --> 01:07:53,456
The samurai would
train and learn.

1241
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:57,324
So when it was time for
them to go into battle,

1242
01:07:58,186 --> 01:07:59,049
they were ready.

1243
01:08:03,191 --> 01:08:04,674
Thecil.

1244
01:08:04,676 --> 01:08:06,572
Just like sometimes
in life you gotta do things

1245
01:08:06,574 --> 01:08:08,367
that you're not used to
and you gotta do them well.

1246
01:08:08,369 --> 01:08:11,853
You'll learn that
it's beautiful and,

1247
01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,372
The-cil.

1248
01:08:13,374 --> 01:08:16,306
It can change
your life forever.

1249
01:08:16,308 --> 01:08:17,171
Thecil!

1250
01:08:20,761 --> 01:08:21,624
Thecil!

1251
01:08:25,455 --> 01:08:26,353
Thecil!

1252
01:08:28,769 --> 01:08:29,632
Thecil!

1253
01:08:40,263 --> 01:08:41,469
You better be right, Bloom,

1254
01:08:41,471 --> 01:08:43,022
or you're getting
a knuckle sandwich.

1255
01:08:43,024 --> 01:08:44,163
Extra knuckles.

1256
01:08:45,924 --> 01:08:48,959
He loses this game,
you double your money

1257
01:08:48,961 --> 01:08:50,340
and we're square.

1258
01:08:50,342 --> 01:08:51,205
You're slipping,
Bloom, you're slipping.

1259
01:09:06,254 --> 01:09:08,703
What are we doing?

1260
01:09:08,705 --> 01:09:09,568
Oh!

1261
01:09:11,536 --> 01:09:13,018
Time out!

1262
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:13,883
Everybody in.

1263
01:09:21,062 --> 01:09:24,411
Look boys, sometimes you
come to the end of a rope.

1264
01:09:25,757 --> 01:09:28,309
Begin to realize that
things maybe aren't exactly

1265
01:09:28,311 --> 01:09:29,795
what you thought they were.

1266
01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:36,904
But guess what?

1267
01:09:36,906 --> 01:09:38,284
We gotta put that behind us.

1268
01:09:38,286 --> 01:09:39,665
We gotta get over it.

1269
01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:41,943
There are plenty of
ropes in the sea!

1270
01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:43,876
And when you find one
of those new ropes,

1271
01:09:43,878 --> 01:09:45,637
do you know what you have to do?

1272
01:09:45,639 --> 01:09:47,604
You have to dunk
the crap out of it.

1273
01:09:49,159 --> 01:09:50,262
Michael.

1274
01:09:50,264 --> 01:09:51,332
Yeah?

1275
01:09:51,334 --> 01:09:52,989
No, no wait, Michael.

1276
01:09:52,991 --> 01:09:53,817
I'm Michael.

1277
01:09:53,819 --> 01:09:54,749
My name is Michael.

1278
01:09:54,751 --> 01:09:55,647
I bought it fair and square.

1279
01:09:55,649 --> 01:09:57,200
Cut the crap, Zach.

1280
01:09:57,202 --> 01:09:59,202
MJ, you got this.

1281
01:09:59,204 --> 01:10:00,859
You know what to do.

1282
01:10:00,861 --> 01:10:04,345
I talked about it every
single day in practice.

1283
01:10:04,347 --> 01:10:07,106
I'm no Michael
Jordan, I can't.

1284
01:10:07,108 --> 01:10:09,868
Hey, don't be
like my sick aunt.

1285
01:10:09,870 --> 01:10:12,457
Just get out there and do
it, we've got your back.

1286
01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:13,563
No matter who you are.

1287
01:10:15,496 --> 01:10:17,496
One, two, three!

1288
01:10:17,498 --> 01:10:18,395
Mad Dogs!

1289
01:10:29,096 --> 01:10:30,546
We gotta go, we gotta go.

1290
01:10:49,496 --> 01:10:50,564
Yes!

1291
01:10:51,808 --> 01:10:53,221
That's my son!

1292
01:10:53,223 --> 01:10:54,501
That's my baby!

1293
01:11:02,474 --> 01:11:03,715
That's it, Bloom.

1294
01:11:03,717 --> 01:11:04,543
You're coming with me!

1295
01:11:04,545 --> 01:11:05,855
No, no, no.

1296
01:11:05,857 --> 01:11:07,132
Bloom, Bloom!

1297
01:11:07,134 --> 01:11:08,547
Baby Bloom!

1298
01:11:08,549 --> 01:11:09,999
Woo, MJ!

1299
01:11:16,868 --> 01:11:18,315
That's enough!

1300
01:11:18,317 --> 01:11:20,561
Sit down, sit down!

1301
01:11:23,253 --> 01:11:24,979
You're gonna pay, Cecil.

1302
01:11:27,257 --> 01:11:30,086
Our star player has
something to say.

1303
01:11:30,088 --> 01:11:31,846
He and his little girlfriend,

1304
01:11:31,848 --> 01:11:34,884
they hacked into the
school computer system.

1305
01:11:34,886 --> 01:11:37,265
You all have the
same names you did

1306
01:11:37,267 --> 01:11:40,234
at the beginning
of the school year.

1307
01:11:40,236 --> 01:11:41,407
What, no!

1308
01:11:41,409 --> 01:11:45,273
No, Michael Jordan
would not do that to us.

1309
01:11:45,275 --> 01:11:48,175
No, I'm Michael,
not that chump!

1310
01:11:49,659 --> 01:11:51,210
I'm confused.

1311
01:11:51,212 --> 01:11:52,006
Tell everyone.

1312
01:11:57,598 --> 01:11:58,530
Look guys.

1313
01:11:59,635 --> 01:12:02,741
The names we sold all of
you, they aren't real.

1314
01:12:03,742 --> 01:12:04,881
They don't count.

1315
01:12:06,434 --> 01:12:07,297
And?

1316
01:12:08,471 --> 01:12:11,023
I was forced to
sell you all names

1317
01:12:11,025 --> 01:12:15,754
by that man, Jimmy McCracken.

1318
01:12:16,928 --> 01:12:18,272
I can't believe it!

1319
01:12:18,274 --> 01:12:20,069
Guard, arrest him.

1320
01:12:21,898 --> 01:12:23,311
Okay.

1321
01:12:23,313 --> 01:12:24,452
But you're coming too.

1322
01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:30,215
Easy, champ.

1323
01:12:30,217 --> 01:12:31,354
He made me do it!

1324
01:12:31,356 --> 01:12:33,908
He owes me 20 large!

1325
01:12:36,810 --> 01:12:38,605
Oh I got this.

1326
01:12:42,539 --> 01:12:44,056
Boom!

1327
01:12:44,058 --> 01:12:44,921
Yes!

1328
01:12:47,544 --> 01:12:49,406
My hero.

1329
01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:51,029
- Great job, Dallas.
- Thanks.

1330
01:12:51,031 --> 01:12:52,133
I'm her brother, John.

1331
01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:53,203
Brother?

1332
01:12:53,205 --> 01:12:54,584
Oh.

1333
01:12:54,586 --> 01:12:55,896
Hey!

1334
01:12:55,898 --> 01:12:56,726
Okay.

1335
01:12:58,555 --> 01:13:00,625
Hercules, Hercules!

1336
01:13:00,627 --> 01:13:02,765
Hercules, I
thought you'd been stuffed!

1337
01:13:02,767 --> 01:13:05,595
Nope, I found him in
the principal's house.

1338
01:13:05,597 --> 01:13:07,459
He was just about to stuff him.

1339
01:13:07,461 --> 01:13:09,703
He would have made
a better table piece.

1340
01:13:09,705 --> 01:13:11,638
That mutt deserves
to be stuffed!

1341
01:13:14,088 --> 01:13:15,434
How's that for stuffing?

1342
01:13:25,237 --> 01:13:26,064
Yeah.

1343
01:13:26,066 --> 01:13:26,929
Yeah, good.

1344
01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:32,346
Okay, truce.

1345
01:13:32,348 --> 01:13:33,174
For now.

1346
01:13:33,176 --> 01:13:34,039
Well clearly.

1347
01:13:38,699 --> 01:13:42,045
Dude, if we could, I'd totally
let you be Michael Jordan.

1348
01:13:42,047 --> 01:13:43,944
He doesn't need to
be Michael Jordan.

1349
01:13:43,946 --> 01:13:45,531
He's already cool

1350
01:13:45,533 --> 01:13:47,154
because we're going out.

1351
01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:50,053
Er, wrong, he's
not your boyfriend

1352
01:13:50,055 --> 01:13:51,917
and he's cool in general.

1353
01:13:51,919 --> 01:13:52,953
As if.

1354
01:13:52,955 --> 01:13:54,126
Quiet, Chelsea.

1355
01:13:54,128 --> 01:13:54,991
Burn!

1356
01:13:57,304 --> 01:13:59,996
Oooh.

1357
01:14:03,448 --> 01:14:04,930
Look guys.

1358
01:14:04,932 --> 01:14:06,794
I think we all need
to stop worrying

1359
01:14:06,796 --> 01:14:08,660
about being cooler
than each other.

1360
01:14:10,075 --> 01:14:12,043
I think we're all
a little weird.

1361
01:14:13,147 --> 01:14:15,805
But I also think we're
all a little cool.

1362
01:14:28,024 --> 01:14:30,162
Bravo.

1363
01:14:30,164 --> 01:14:31,062
Oh, oh Jimmy.

1364
01:14:32,546 --> 01:14:33,892
Wait for me.

1365
01:14:36,930 --> 01:14:37,758
Oh.

1366
01:14:39,553 --> 01:14:41,242
This meeting of Smith
Elementary News team

1367
01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:42,383
has been called under,

1368
01:14:43,764 --> 01:14:45,317
I couldn't wait.

1369
01:14:47,941 --> 01:14:49,423
Do you guys know
what a newsteam does

1370
01:14:49,425 --> 01:14:51,770
after they finish
covering a big story?

1371
01:14:51,772 --> 01:14:52,771
Celebrate!

1372
01:14:52,773 --> 01:14:54,186
Eat popcorn!

1373
01:14:54,188 --> 01:14:55,015
Laser tag!

1374
01:14:55,017 --> 01:14:56,499
We move on.

1375
01:14:56,501 --> 01:14:58,501
We've got standards
here, people.

1376
01:14:58,503 --> 01:15:00,123
Now it's time for
our next story.

1377
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:03,851
How about Hercules the
mascot escapes slavery?

1378
01:15:03,853 --> 01:15:05,094
Cures cancer!

1379
01:15:05,096 --> 01:15:07,717
How about boy
plays video games

1380
01:15:07,719 --> 01:15:10,202
for 40 hours straight?

1381
01:15:10,204 --> 01:15:12,722
How about stuff that's
actually happening?

1382
01:15:12,724 --> 01:15:14,172
Haven't you ever wondered why

1383
01:15:14,174 --> 01:15:16,312
our speech teacher,
the one in charge

1384
01:15:16,314 --> 01:15:18,693
of helping us talk better,

1385
01:15:18,695 --> 01:15:20,109
has an English accent?

1386
01:15:20,111 --> 01:15:21,869
Oh I guess I
never thought of it.

1387
01:15:21,871 --> 01:15:23,629
Me either.

1388
01:15:23,631 --> 01:15:26,184
I think we all
noticed Miss Reichart

1389
01:15:26,186 --> 01:15:28,427
getting fresh with
Jimmy at the game.

1390
01:15:28,429 --> 01:15:30,602
And it turns out,
they've been in cahoots

1391
01:15:30,604 --> 01:15:31,845
this whole time.

1392
01:15:31,847 --> 01:15:33,639
The whole staff knew
that Principal Bloom

1393
01:15:33,641 --> 01:15:37,057
was gonna get fired and next
in the seniority line was her.

1394
01:15:37,059 --> 01:15:40,854
But what about Miss
Baker and Coach Dallas?

1395
01:15:40,856 --> 01:15:42,269
That's the worst part.

1396
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:43,753
They seem to be the only two

1397
01:15:43,755 --> 01:15:45,237
who aren't in on it.

1398
01:15:45,239 --> 01:15:48,275
Which means they're
gonna get rid of them.

1399
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,586
They're gonna kill them?

1400
01:15:49,588 --> 01:15:52,417
No, they're gonna
get them both fired.

1401
01:15:52,419 --> 01:15:55,454
And then they'll have nothing
standing in their way.

1402
01:15:55,456 --> 01:15:59,046
Our school, our newspaper,
it will all be done for.

1403
01:16:00,392 --> 01:16:02,254
Unless...

1404
01:16:02,256 --> 01:16:04,532
I don't like
where this is going.

1405
01:16:04,534 --> 01:16:05,844
I do.

1406
01:16:05,846 --> 01:16:07,123
Unless what?

1407
01:16:08,090 --> 01:16:10,573
Unless we stop them.

1408
01:16:10,575 --> 01:16:11,783
All of them?

1409
01:16:16,098 --> 01:16:18,134
We're gonna need
a bigger brownie.

1410
01:16:21,588 --> 01:16:26,588
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1411
01:16:29,214 --> 01:16:30,284
No.

1412
01:16:33,529 --> 01:16:37,634
This is senior writer
Abby Jennings

1413
01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:39,050
signing out.

1414
01:16:39,052 --> 01:16:43,019
Goodnight and good luck.

1415
01:16:43,021 --> 01:16:43,884
Theecil.

1416
01:16:45,955 --> 01:16:47,025
Cecil.

1417
01:16:49,579 --> 01:16:50,442
Cecil!

1418
01:16:53,721 --> 01:16:54,584
Cecil!

1419
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:56,999
Cecil!

1420
01:16:58,312 --> 01:16:59,175
Cecil!

1421
01:17:01,039 --> 01:17:01,902
Cecil!

1422
01:17:03,007 --> 01:17:04,316
Cecil!

1423
01:17:04,318 --> 01:17:05,181
Cecil!

1424
01:17:07,839 --> 01:17:08,702
Cecil!

1425
01:17:10,566 --> 01:17:11,429
Cecil!

1426
01:17:19,955 --> 01:17:21,920
♪ Rolling down the
street in my big wheel ♪

1427
01:17:21,922 --> 01:17:22,921
♪ Told me got your keychain

1428
01:17:22,923 --> 01:17:24,474
♪ Just keeping it real

1429
01:17:24,476 --> 01:17:26,718
♪ Posting on the block
selling lemonade ♪

1430
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:29,410
♪ No change with your order
'cause I'm trying to get paid ♪

1431
01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:31,481
♪ Walkman on my head, you
can tell that I'm made ♪

1432
01:17:31,483 --> 01:17:34,208
♪ Headphones sit pretty on
that number three fade ♪

1433
01:17:34,210 --> 01:17:36,383
♪ Coins like Mario
I jump the best ♪

1434
01:17:36,385 --> 01:17:39,179
♪ I'm fast and you're
slow like VHS ♪

1435
01:17:39,181 --> 01:17:41,422
♪ I don't mind watching
Land Before Time ♪

1436
01:17:41,424 --> 01:17:44,011
♪ Bring the orange soda
in, we'll be feeling fine ♪

1437
01:17:44,013 --> 01:17:46,220
♪ Teachers on my case
don't drop a dime ♪

1438
01:17:46,222 --> 01:17:48,947
♪ No detention they
believe but I don't mind ♪

1439
01:17:48,949 --> 01:17:50,017
♪ Now I'm riding the bus

1440
01:17:50,019 --> 01:17:51,536
♪ Now I'm riding my bike

1441
01:17:51,538 --> 01:17:53,641
♪ Got a girl on my pegs and
she's hanging on tight ♪

1442
01:17:53,643 --> 01:17:55,989
♪ And she already knows
that I'm the man ♪

1443
01:17:55,991 --> 01:17:58,819
♪ If she don't come
asking who I am ♪

1444
01:17:58,821 --> 01:18:01,097
♪ What's your name,
who you with ♪

1445
01:18:01,099 --> 01:18:03,513
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1446
01:18:03,515 --> 01:18:05,895
♪ Where do you ride
and where do you sit ♪

1447
01:18:05,897 --> 01:18:08,484
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1448
01:18:08,486 --> 01:18:10,900
♪ Where do you floss
and where do you dip ♪

1449
01:18:10,902 --> 01:18:15,801
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1450
01:18:15,803 --> 01:18:18,287
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1451
01:18:18,289 --> 01:18:22,877
♪ Hey I never caught your name

1452
01:18:22,879 --> 01:18:27,919
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1453
01:18:28,989 --> 01:18:30,678
♪ What's your name,
who you with ♪

1454
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,336
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1455
01:18:33,338 --> 01:18:35,511
♪ Where do you ride
and where do you sit ♪

1456
01:18:35,513 --> 01:18:37,927
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1457
01:18:37,929 --> 01:18:40,447
♪ Where do you floss
and where do you dip ♪

1458
01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:43,622
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1459
01:18:43,624 --> 01:18:47,626
♪ Haha

1460
01:18:47,628 --> 01:18:49,766
♪ I'm not mopping the
floor, I'm an entrepreneur ♪

1461
01:18:49,768 --> 01:18:52,286
♪ When it's popping for sure
you can stop in the door ♪

1462
01:18:52,288 --> 01:18:53,563
♪ When you ask me my title

1463
01:18:53,565 --> 01:18:54,840
♪ I'm gonna play it on vinyl

1464
01:18:54,842 --> 01:18:56,152
♪ No I'm smooth on the groove

1465
01:18:56,154 --> 01:18:57,326
♪ 'cause this ain't a recital

1466
01:18:57,328 --> 01:18:59,811
♪ Spend 10 bucks make 50 more

1467
01:18:59,813 --> 01:19:02,193
♪ Three friends coming
over playing 64 ♪

1468
01:19:02,195 --> 01:19:04,367
♪ Four controllers
playing Goldeneye ♪

1469
01:19:04,369 --> 01:19:07,267
♪ Never getting older,
bumping do or die ♪

1470
01:19:07,269 --> 01:19:09,545
♪ And when I grow up
you're gonna know my name ♪

1471
01:19:09,547 --> 01:19:12,030
♪ No cat got my
tongue, no novocaine ♪

1472
01:19:12,032 --> 01:19:14,308
♪ No challenge to
beat, always overcame ♪

1473
01:19:14,310 --> 01:19:17,070
♪ No growing pains
till we making gains ♪

1474
01:19:17,072 --> 01:19:19,210
♪ What's your name, you
don't have to tell me ♪

1475
01:19:19,212 --> 01:19:21,833
♪ You can be anybody
that you wanna be ♪

1476
01:19:21,835 --> 01:19:24,629
♪ So what's it gonna
be, are you gonna flee ♪

1477
01:19:24,631 --> 01:19:29,670
♪ Live down the side,
tell me what do you see ♪

1478
01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:32,016
♪ What's your name,
what, what's your name ♪

1479
01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:34,020
And action
Christa, action Sark.

1480
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,608
And Sark's at, and there's
Sark's at the bike, all right.