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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #829
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- QOTT: Do you think Hell has a justice system?
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- >imps, Hellhounds, succubi and other common demons live under a strange minarchy
- >there's universal healthcare, squatter's rights, and they're generally unfettered
- >there's also no insurance whatsoever, meaning that they have limited back-ups in case sht hits the fan
- >opening a business is also relatively difficult, making imps stick to jobs and positions that had, in one way, shape or form, existed for millenia
- >traditional jobs involve serving the demonic nobility, or working in farms
- >more modern jobs require them to find employment in sinner-run establishments
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- >sinners originally lived in a state of anarchy, but, as more evil ones showed, and were given powers, fiefdoms quickly formed
- >in the present day, sinners live in ancapistan - so long as you have the money or the force, everything goes
- >civility is highly dependent on the overlord ruling the area
- >and, of course, all the most powerful ones are inadvertently in the pockets of some demonic noble
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- >the demonic nobility and royalty, though libertines, still adhere to a strict, hierarchical system (which basically all of them try to fight and rebel against, but never openly question)
- >at the top, the Seven Princess rule their respective realms, with Satan acting as judge, jury and executioner at the bottom of the Pit beneath them (where they send all the sinners that even THEY don't want to deal with), and beneath even that is the Abyss, where Abaddon lies, waiting
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- >QOtT
- >Charlie's hotel wasn't the first attempt at a public good in hell, far from it.
- >The Stygian Guard was one of the first known attempts at a public justice and law enforcement system, but many more attempts were made. PCPD, The Protectorate, Union of Law, the Justice League (collapsed due to newly dead lawyers attempting to claim copyright)
- >All of them are like bad jokes, corruption running rampant and trust from hell's residents disintegrating in a matter of weeks at best.
- >hospitals had the same fate, from organ harvesting to doctors figuring out what happens when you have anaesthetic and trust.
- >The only protection the weak can hope for now is through mercenaries.
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