Space Funeral: Strange Lands Text Dump

-SPACE FUNERAL STRANGE LANDS-


*It's a stalagmite. Who cares.
*It's your empty chest. You've had hours of fun(?) with this thing.
*It's your collection of HUMAN EYES. *You are very disturbed.
You are TOMON IPLASTIK. You live in the CITY OF DRUMBILL. You have nothing to entertain yourself. You're sad. You want to go on an EPIC ADVENTURE. Problem is... The world has no HUGE PROBLEMS. You don't care. HIKING is your PASSION.
lmao xd lol bruh
I am fetus. Are you fetus?
Greetings. I am HOVERHAFT. I hate SHOVELS with a PASSION.
HE HE HE What? HE HE HE
*Knock, knock! *There's nobody home.
I am happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not sad. Happy. Not This guy has a problem.
*Knock, knock! GET OUT, NO SOLICITORS!!!
Want a SIP?
Found self-actualization! lol jk
Get the **** out of my ****ing house!!
God I hate salad. Why is this guy my roommate?
He he he... I'm gonna getcha...
I am Yeet-the-Feet.
I turned into the form you see now by devouring SUEEVE SHOWER PRODUCTS!
I am Kill-the-Gore.
I am Assassinate-the-Flesh.
I am Beatup-the-Chest.
Heheheh... welcome to the crime bar... I'm Pierce-the-Gallbladder. Can I take your order? Heehheehhehehehehehehehehhehee... (dear god this man is completely unhinged) I-I'm ba- sorry, I meant to say g-good. FRICKER
Ha ha ha! I am Dracula! I am Dracula. I am Dracula.
I'm very disappointed we cannot watch QUANTUM QUEST: A CASSINI SPACE ODYSSEY.
*The man inside throws something at you. Found TRUE HAPPINESS! *But this is Soviet Russia.
It's locked.
Found UNDERTALE THE MUSICAL: COMPLETE COMPLETE EDITION (DELUXE EDITION)!!! Ugh. You put it back.
Found UNDERTALE THE MUSICAL: COMPLETE EDITION!! Gross.
*sigh* Great. You just BUSTED INTO MY HOUSE and now you're going to STEAL MY CHESTS. That's fine. Frick you, fatty.
Welcome to the FLESH SWAMP. Here, all us MAIN CHARACTERS grind away the hours chatting about nonsense.
CRINGING PUS! CRINGING PUS! What is it, Leg Horse? Sorry, I'm just EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED about that STUPID CRIME TOWN I escaped from. God, IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT CRIME DOLLARS ANY MORE...
Greetings. I am BILL. I've been on many EXCELLENT ADVENTURES with my best friend, MIKE.
I am Dracula.
Heh. Better to reign in heaven than serve in hell... heckerfather!
What the frick am I supposed to be?
I am DILBERT. I love working in an OFFICE.
Ayy lmao
The man next to me has NO CLUE WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIINNNNN
I have VERY POOR VISION.
OH MY GOD, I'm not from SPACE FUNERAL!!
Lul me default
HA HA HA! Coming up next is the WIZARD TOWN, ARFFLARGELLANTY!
Welcome to ALFFREGARRANTRY!! The name is DIFFICULT TO SPELL!
It's too early for you.
*What?! What?! *Inside the house is a TELEPORTATION MACHINE!! *Where would you like to go? *You're already there, FATTYNERDBUCKOSTER!
STICKS TO SNAKES! STICKS TO SNAKES! Why the **** isn't this working?!
*It's locked. It appears to be a PRISON, however.
*The door has been unlocked!
Whoa dude you should DEFINITELY go watch WITHERSKELETON. It best series
HE HE HE! Me am author avatar Me here to say that you should play all other Space Funeral game cause they good Also play Off dear god please
Welcome to my HOUSE! I'm the PRISON KEEPER! Gimme the key. NEVER!! Not until you answer my QUIZ! Q1: What is the subtitle of SPACE FUNERAL 10? GET OUT!! Eh, I don't feel like coming up with more questions. Here. Found PRISON KEY! GET OUT!!
Get the **** out.
Inside is ALUCARD and his COFFIN COLLECTION.
*Huh. It appears that beyond this area is ENDLESS VOID. Continue?
SPACE FUNERAL 6: A TALE OF TIME, am I right?
Oh hello there. Shrek here, and I'm ticked off.
You know ALUCARD? Frick 'em.
The COFFIN to the top right of me is STUPID.
To talk to the COFFINS in here, you must speak downwards. What? Why? Because shut up.
Yo, you ever seen BALD SPOT? That's by far the BEST EPISODE of REGULAR SHOW!
Greetings. I am ALUCARD. Yes. Yes, I do! BUT DON'T TELL THE AUTHORITIES. Get out.
Get out fatty.