Berdly & Susie: 'Handholding'

Berdly & Susie: 'Handholding' (Requested by Anonymous)






>"Ugh… of all the things you had to have me do, Kris… why the fuck does it have to involve this smug piece of shit?" Susie mused quietly, as her friend Kris stood behind her, smirking.
>"You lost. Simple as that. Now are you going to go through with it? Or will you pussy out?"
>"... I'm gonna get you back for this one, freak." Susie growled before turning the corner, seeing Berdly talking on his phone, looking bemused as he hung up and sighed.
>Susie took a glance at Kris, still smirking as she rolled her eyes and approached the bird monster.
>"Hey! Uh… Nerdly!" Susie called out, spooking the poor guy as he turned around quickly and saw Susie. For a moment, he looked worried, before smugly smiling at her.
>"S-susie! Ah… what could you possibly want? School's over. Can you not see that I'm busy?"
>"Busy with what, birdbrain?"
>"Busy trying not to interact with the likes of you!" Berdly mused, reaching for his pack that was resting on the bench.
>Before he could, Susie suddenly grabbed Berdly's wing, causing him to snap his head up to her, a look of confusion and primal fear clear on his face.
>"S….Susi-"
>"H-how's about I help you! You know, just, walk across the park! Yeah that sounds cool!"
>"Wh-what the Angel are you talking about Susie! Let go of me, I have nothing to offer you!"
>Susie leaned in closer and whispered into his ear, "listen here birdbrain, I lost a bet and in order to not look like a fucking bitch, I have to hold your hand and walk through the park with you. Play the fuck along or I'll rip your beak off."
>"What?! Are you really this craz-"
>Before he could finish his sentence, Susie bared her teeth and growled, revealing her yellow eyes as they stared directly into his soul.
>"O-o-okay! Okay, okay I'll play along! Just don't-"
>"Just shut the fuck up and keep up." Susie growled as she began walking forward, almost dragging Berdly along as he looked back at his pack on the bench.
>Berdly looked around in a slight state of panic, trying to find someone who could help him. If only Officer Undyne was around to keep things in check and stop standing in the middle of the goddamn street…!
>Meanwhile with Susie, she was just walking as fast as she could to get this over with. She tugged at the bird to make him walk faster, all while trying to avoid the looks everyone was giving her.
>"Just keep walking you moron. I don't like this any more than you do." Susie said as they neared the other side of the park.
>"You're lucky there's no cops nearby you overgrown lizard!"
>"I'll rip this fucking wing of yours off if you don't shut the fuck up alr… what the…"
>Susie stopped for a moment as Berdly looked up at her in confusion, until suddenly she let go of his wing and took a few steps towards some bushes.
>"Someone's… someone's fucking recori- KRIS! Kris you fucker, get back here I know it's you! Kris I swear to god if you post that shit online I'll fucking-!"
>With that, Susie chased off whoever was in the bushes as they made a desperate attempt to run to the exit. Berdly sighed and rapidly made his way back to the bench, his face beet red as he avoided eye contact with everyone and picked up his pack, then made his way to the library.