**PUKKKKKKEEEEEEES**

Tsaaq: ((WOOOO.))
jajki: ((this seated pose is the worst.  I'm putting on Jamie))
Tsaaq: ((Here we go bwahahahah.))
Tsaaq: Ozzie drove his truck slowly down the long creepy street. He turned into the parking lot and turned off his truck. "Okay we have a bunch of alcohol so this is going to be a good night. Are you guys ready?" He asked the two girls with a grin. // Thaddeus slouched in the lawn chair, inhaling his vape pen. He lifted his head when he saw the truck approaching. "What the-" He whispered, sitting up and peering across the street.
Alexithymiaa: (Thad no)
Alexithymiaa: -Jade looked out the window of Ozzie's car, examining her surroundings and recognizing them from that one time she got lost and was a bitch to Remy so he refused to give her a ride home. "I think I've been here before..."-
jajki: Ivy smiles first to Ozzie then to Jade before giving a nod.  “Yep!  Super ready.”  She adjusts the flimsy tank-top-corset-thing underneath her flannel to make her boobs look better before climbing out of the car and standing to the side to wait for the others.  //  Jamie pulls into the parking just a minute or so later and climbs out of the small vehicle after shutting it off.  He gives Ivy an awkward smile and a nod.  “Heeeey Ivy.”  He looks past her to wave to the other two still inside the car without saying anything.
Tsaaq: "Greeeeaaaaaaat!" Ozzie cheered at Jade and opened his door, hopping out to retrieve the drinks from the back. "That's the spirit! Let's head over there." He hauled all the booze and spotted the other male. "Jamie!" He jumped up and down a moment. "Come on guys. Thirsty Thursday!" Ozzie said loudly, leading the charge. // He tilted his head as if he were extremely confused since a lot of people stopped coming to the lots MONTHS ago. "Ummm." Thad watched as he saw the small group approach, he got up from his seat and inhaled his vape while trying to get a better look.
Alexithymiaa: -Jade pushed her door open and climbed out of the car, adjusting the oversized and completely unnecessary hat on her head before beginning to follow behind Ozzie without hesitation. "Hi." Was all she said to Jamie in a small voice, pulling her arms over her chest to cross the street.-
jajki: Ivy struts along with the group, smiling over to Jamie as she goes.  “Hi Jamie!”  She says happily before strutting ahead.  Her expression changes from happy smile to borderline disgust as they approach the place though.  “This is kind of…dirty and stuff.” // Jamie offers friendly smiles to Ozzie, Jade, and Ivy before turning to follow along with his hands in his pockets.  “Need me to carry anything?”  He calls after Ozzie.
Tsaaq: He shook his head quickly. "No, I'm a manly man remember!?" He called out to Jamie with a loud laugh. He shrugged his shoulders. "Yeah but that's what makes it fun!" Ozzie said to Ivy then spotted Thad. "Hey! It's the tall guy who has all those doggies!" He nodded in his direction. "Good evenin' stranger!" // Thaddeus sort of straightened his poster and fixed his face, exhaling his cloud of smoke. "Hey." He said with a wave looking at all of them.
Alexithymiaa: -She stuck her hands in the pockets of her jacket a little uncomfortably, giving a silent nod to Thad as she passed and followed Ozzie onto the lot. "This feels like where homeless people go to meet other homeless people...."-
jajki: Ivy wipes her hands on her jeans as they enter the lot and looks around skeptically.  She plasters a smile on her face before speaking to the stranger there though.  “Hi there!”  she says pleasantly as she steps forward and holds a hand out to the male.  //  Jamie gives a small shrug and comes to a stop once they reach Thad and the bonfire area.  “Hey Thad.  How’s it going?”  He asks with a friendly grin on his face.
Tsaaq: Ozzie groaned loudly. “You guys are being lameeee stop!” He complained with a  pout. "This is going to be fun. LOOK A BEER PONG TABLE!" Ozzie put all the bags down on it and dusted off his hands before cracking open a beer. "You can join the fun too!" He nodded at Thad. // He stared at Ozzie then shrugged. "Thanks." He replied and looked down at Ivy, reading her completely in silence before smirking at her. "Hey, Thaddeus Blaise Wright." He greeted, reaching out his tatted hand to shake her pallid one. "I'm good just thinking by myself before you guys got here. In New York I'd usually go to the pier to do that but... Portland" Thaddeus trailed off in a condescending tone.
Tsaaq: ((a.k.a. I never can go to Shipwreck again cause I raped a bunch of girls there.))
Alexithymiaa: (Oops.)
Alexithymiaa: -Jade glanced at Thad againce before wandering over to Ozzie at the beer pong table, looking over the beer and shit. "Can I just... take one?"-
jajki: Ivy tilts her head to one side as Thad introduces himself, using the motion to flip her styled waves over her shoulder.  “Fancy name!  Ivy Clara Kinsington.”  She slowly pulls her hand back and spins slowly on her toes to face Ozzie.  “What drinks do you have?”  //  Jamie waits until Ivy finishes introducing herself before responding.  He gives a few nods as he does too.  “Ah, good to hear.  Heh.  Portland’s kinda weird…I feel you."
Tsaaq: "No, you have to take the girly ones cause you're a girl." Ozzie said to Jade, handing her a Smirnoff Ice. (That's sexist Ozzie.) He turned to Ivy and handed her one too. "It tastes like juice but gets you drunk. You'll like it. Other than that I have some patron and beer for me and Jamie." He answered. // Thad quirked his thick eyebrows and smirked. "I know." He whispered with a small cocky nod of his head then turned to Jamie. "Yeah. But at least it isn't California." He sighed. (Cause hipsters hate California for some reason)
Alexithymiaa: (Okay but those are gross.)
Tsaaq: ((I haven't drank one since I was like a freshman in college idk.))
Alexithymiaa: (Theres a reason for that.)
Alexithymiaa: "Oh...." She looked down at the smirnoff he handed her, moving her hand to try to twist the top off and failing, basically just hurting the palm of her hand. She gave a small smile to Ozzie, trying her best to look innocent or some shit. "Can you open it for me?"
jajki: Ivy presses her lips together into a small smirk as she looks at Thad from over her shoulder before smiling back to Ozzie as she takes the drink.  “Oh thanks!  My sister looooooves these things.”  She lowers the bottle down to her hip and attempts to use her flannel to twist the cap off.  //  Jamie blinks for a moment, appearing slightly confused.  “What’s wrong with California?  I’ve only ever driven through.”  He strolls over to the drinks and plucks a beer out of the selection.  Before opening his own he looks over to Jade.  “I can open that if you want."
Tsaaq: Ozzie glanced over to her. “Hm? Oh, yeah of course.” He downed his beer then twisted it open with his large manly hands then handed the bottle back to her with a triumphant grin. “It’s okay. I’ve got it.” Ozzie told Ivy. "See your sister knows how to drink." He went to grab the bottle of liquor and held it out. "Tap the cap!" Ozzie demanded of the two females. // "Too many phonies." Thad whispered and shoved his hands down into his pockets begrudgingly, not divulging much else. He wandered over to the group and grabbed a beer for himself.
Alexithymiaa: "Thanks." She smiled at Ozzie, basically fucking cooing at him before turning to look at Jamie. "Ozzie did it. But thanks." She brought the bottle up to her lips to take a small sip, completely unamoosed with the taste because it tastes like butthole and you know it. "What else did you bring with you?"-
jajki: Ivy manages to twist the cap off after a moment.  She smiles and holds the bottle out to tap tap the cap before taking a drink.  “Mm!”  She covers her mouth with her hand as she lowers the drink.  “That’s weird.  It’s like pop but…different.”  //  “Yup.  No problem.”  Jamie says as he removes his own cap and takes a long drink of beer.  He takes a deep breath after and frowns over to Thad.  “That sounds lame."
Tsaaq: He twisted off the top for the patron and took a gulp. "I haveeee... Some good old Jack Daniel's. Some Georgi cause it was cheap. Bacardi apple for the girls with some juice. Girls like apple right?" He continued to glance through the bag then went to hand the bottle to Jamie. // He nodded then pretended to sigh. "It's okay though. New York doesn't have that problem." Thaddeus forced a smile then glanced at Ivy. "Well you don't drink it for the taste right? I get it though. I was straight edge up until now." He shrugged.
Alexithymiaa: "Apple is good." She said shortly, turning when she heard Thad's words because it was like music to her 'I'm too cool for this shit' ears. "You were straight edge up until now? What changed, college?"-
jajki: Ivy takes another small sip and shakes her head as she lowers the bottle.  “Mmmmm nooooo.  I can’t picture anyone drinking this for taste.”  She says with a forced smile of her own.  “Right now as in like…right now?”  She gestures to the beer in his hand with her eyebrows raised.  //  Jamie takes the bottle with his hand not holding the beer and looks at Ozzie curiously.  “Do you want me to drink this?  Or pour shots?”  He quickly tips back his beer and finishes it off in a few large gulps before setting the empty bottle down.
Tsaaq: "DRINK IT! Before I do!" He said laughing. "Straight edge? That's so lame. Didn't you have any friends?" Ozzie asked, not realizing how insulting that was. // Thaddeus shrugged his shoulders. “A lot of unsavory things happened and I sort of lost myself.” He said as if those were the only true words he’d even spoken. He started to laugh. "Yeah, right now. This moment I'm not straight edge anymore cause of you guys." Thad said sarcastically with a smirk.
Alexithymiaa: -Jade pursed her lips because bad vibes from bad guys, lifting her drink up to take another sip and just sort of making a face because she hated it a lot. Glancing over at Jamie, she looked at the bottle in his hand. "Are you pouring that?"-
jajki: Ivy lowers her hand holding the bottle to her side and tilts her head at Thad.  “Are yoouuuuu…”  She sways purposefully back and forth lightly as she speaks.  “…happy or sad about this?”  //  Jamie looks at Ozzie, the bottle, then Jade then chuckles lightly.  “I’ll pour it.  I’d die if I drank Patron straight from the bottle.”  He reaches for a plastic cup which he pours roughly a shot or two of the liquor into then hands it to Jade before repeating the process for himself.  Then with the bottle still in hand he throws back the shot like a pro.
Tsaaq: Ozzie scoffed loudly. "Please, you kiss your momma with that mouth?" He asked with a bit of a playful grunt. "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! You're next-" He pointed at Thad. "The girls can't drink it. Maybe like a sip of the bacardi."//  Thaddeus furrowed his eyebrows at Jade a moment, breaking the glare when Ivy spoke to him. He shrugged his shoulders. "It doesn't matter anymore." He replied then gave her a smile.
Alexithymiaa: -She took the cup from Jamie and looked down at it, taking a quick sniff before just doing her shot, her face twisting in disgust. "Okay, that's not better. At all." She'd begun to feel her buzz, swiveling around to look up at Ozzie like he was the sex. "What are you drinking?"-
jajki: “Well okay then!”  Ivy says half cheerfully and half skeptically.  She lifts her bottle towards Thaddeus then takes a long drink which causes her to grimace.  “It’s not getting better.”  She flips her hair and glances at Jamie looking over to Ozzie and Jade.  “What else did you say you had?”  //  Jamie laughs at Jade’s reaction to the shot.  “We should’ve brought salt and some limes to go with it.”  He pours another shot (probably two cuz depth perception) and downs it quickly.
Tsaaq: "It's patron but it's too potempt... Popo- It's too strong." Ozzie stammered at Jade. "Gimme, you're hogging it." Ozzie complained as he took the bottle from Jamie and gulped it down like a BOSS. "No, it's fine like this." He pointed at the bottle and handed it to Thad. "Here I'm too busy to to mix this for you." Ozzie told Ivy and Jade as he handed them the juice and the bottle of bacardi. // Thad took the bottle with a shrug and sipped it. "Just wait, in about ten minutes you won't care about how it tastes." He gagged and instantly put the bottle of patron down. "Ughhhhh that's nasty."
Alexithymiaa: -She took the bottle of juice from Ozzie and looked at the bacardi he offered as well, twisting the cap off the juice and pouring some into her cup before taking the bacardi and filling it the rest of the way up, passing both back over toward Ivy so she could take some as well. "I've never been drunk..." She mumbled mostly to herself, tipping the cup back and taking a long drink because this didnt taste like ass.-
Tsaaq: ((Stop talking about ass lol.))
Alexithymiaa: (Ass.)
jajki: “I’ll count the minutes!”  Ivy giggles as she takes the bottles from Jade.  “Thank youuu!  Jade, was it?  I’m sorry I’m soooo bad with names.”  She carefully pours her own cup before setting the bottles down and taking a step towards Thaddeus.  “I’ve never had patron.  I want to try too.”  //  Jamie sways a little bit on his feet as Ozzie takes the bottle and manages to nod.  “That’s…funny…”  he mumbles.  He looks around at the general ground area, appearing very confused.  “I think I need to sit down..”  He sort of trips his way over to one of the logs and basically lays down on top of it.
Tsaaq: Ozzie bursted into laughter and looked over at Jamie. His smile fading on his drunken visage. "Hey hey hey! Don't get like that bro! I'm coming with you." Ozzie dropped down beside him on the grass and patted Jamie's head. // He shook his head at the other two males though he was making a face still. He glanced at Jade now. "It's so much fun. Like eating cotton candy." Thad lied before turning to Ivy. "You sure?" He asked, though he wasn't one to pass up giving a girl a strong ass drink.
Alexithymiaa: "Yeah. Jade. And cotton candy is sticky and gross..." She said in monotone, taking another sip of her drink and being all around tipsy. Seeing Ozzie rushing over to Jamie's side, she tossed her hair over her shoulder, making her way over to the two to drop down beside Ozzie. "Are you drunk?"-
jajki: Ivy takes a long drink as Jade walks away, using the cup to kind of hide the fact that she’s creepily watching her for a second.  She her cup to her side then holds out her hand for the patron bottle.  “I’m so sure.” // Jamie makes a weird chuckling gurgling sound and lightly swats at Ozzie’s hand.  “Nooooo…not the cabbage patch…”  A burpy-hiccupy sound escapes from somewhere in his throat and he reaches out to pat the ground for some drunken reason but ends up smacking Ozzie in the stomach cuz beer before liquor and drunk.
Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows at Jade. “If you’re not get up keep drinking until you are.” Ozzie slurred and pointed at the beer pong table. “You’re not a cabbage patch, Jamie! I love your hair so much OW!” He squealed and held his abs. // “You are so much fun.” He started to say sarcastically. “I bet so many guys are just dying to sleep with her.”  Thad forced a smile on his pierced lips. Thad rose his thick eyebrow at Ivy then shrugged with a laugh. “Alright, here you go.” Holding out the bottle to her.
Alexithymiaa: -She held up her cup to Ozzie, inching her way closer to him even though he was clearly not into her and she's a dumb fucking bitch. "I have a whole cup. I'm okay." She took another sip, tipping her head toward him. "Who's going to drive us home?"-
jajki: “Saaaaaass!”  Ivy basically sings and reaches out her free hand to give a light playful push to his shoulder.  “She’s got a rockin’ bod.”  She moves her hand to her hip and looks over to Jade on the ground, arching her back slightly as she does (totally on purpose).  “Yay!”  She quickly brings her gaze back to Thad and takes the bottle to bring to her lips.  After a wimpy ass sip she lowers the bottle and grimaces.  “Oooooh that’s hot!” // Jamie flails his arms around causing one more hit to the stomach before rolling to the other side of the log and landing heavily on the ground.  “Tequila…..betray me…” Those are his last mumbled words as he pushes himself onto his hands and knees and promptly pukes onto the ground.
Tsaaq: “Uber, duuuuuh.” Ozzie answered before laughing. He shook his head at her and pointed at her cup. "DRINK!" He said to Jade then flinched at Jamie's second strike. "Holy cow!" Ozzie said when the other male began to retch. "Jamie, you need water!" He said with concern. // He chuckled and glanced down at her hand. "I don't objectify women." Thaddeus said with a facetious shrug. He shifted his weight to his other foot while staring at her. "Yes it is..." Thad trailed off, raising his eyebrows then turned his head at the sound of puking. "This was fun. Let's do it again sometime." He grumbled.
Alexithymiaa: (Oh my god thad really)
Tsaaq: ((<3))
Alexithymiaa: "Yeah yeah." She pushed up to her feet when Jamie started to puke, completely disgusted as she wandered away to go sit by herself to pass out eventually because drunk, but also I'm tired.-
Tsaaq: ((Don't do that.))
Alexithymiaa: (Thad, leave her alone. )
Alexithymiaa: (But bed. So goodnight)
jajki: ((night!))
Tsaaq: ((Smfh.))
jajki: Ivy sets the bottle on the ground carefully before popping back up like a goddamn daisy.  “Okaaaaay.”  She follows Thad’s gaze to Jamie puking and frowns.  “Yeaaaaaah.  Fun!  It was super nice meeting you!”  She smiles at him over her shoulder as she struts over to Ozzie and Jamie.  She bends over and rests her hands on her knees, half faking and half actually having a concerned expression.  “Ohmygoodness is he okay??” // Jamie continues to puke for another few moments before wiping his mouth on the back of his forearm and attempting to climb back up on top of the log.  He makes various grunts and almost word-sounding noises as he does this.
Tsaaq: He shook his head as he looked down "I don't think so. I'm going to get a uber like right now."  Ozzie slurred in an answer and went to get his cellphone. "Don't worry Jamie I'm gonna get you home with puppies and water!" He said, not noticing Jade wander off. // Thad nodded at Ivy. "I better see you again." He said as he put his hand in his pocket, watching Jade stumble away. He was tempted to see what that was all about but instead he decided to go back to OCH. Which is hilarious cause that's where Jamie lives.
jajki: ((looool))
Tsaaq: ((He's the worst.))
jajki: ((xDDD))
jajki: ((Wanna end it there?))
Tsaaq: ((Sure, so I'm guessing Ozzie got back to OCH with Jamie and spent the night right?))
jajki: ((Well Jamie's not really in the state to object LOL))
Tsaaq: ((Bwahaha okay.))
jajki: ((Ivy could've gone back to the dorm with the uber after those two got out))
Tsaaq: ((Alright sweet.))
jajki: ((wahoooo))
jajki: ((ugh beer before liquor is a miserable experience))
Tsaaq: ((Yeah ugh.))
jajki: ((mmm ihop bathroom memories))
jajki: ((anyhooooo I think I'm gonna pass out))
Tsaaq: ((Same! Night!))
jajki: ((Niiiight!))