Dry Bowser's Treasure Trove Chests

Dry Bowser looked at all the treasure chests he had collected. He rubbed his bony chin with his right skeletal hand, being inside his crater home at the top of the Grumble Volcano. Now just why would a skeletal reptile like him be interested in having this much trove within his clutches? Well to be honest that's a question we ask ourselves every day and night.

"Right, I have all these chests... so now what do I do with them?" Dry Bowser stated to himself.

Yoshi suddenly popped up from one of the chests, laughing as he was drinking capri sun. "Ha haw! You don't look so happy!"

"Bug off to the stone age, Dino," Dry Bowser muttered as he grabbed the chest with Yoshi in it, chucking him into the crater.

Only three chests had treasure in them, as Dry Bowser checked them, making him shake his skull as he pondered if it was such a good idea to get all these chests, since it seemed like a waste of time. Then again, he was ageless, he couldn't care less.

"Well, surely these actually have treasure in them." Dry Bowser stated as he opened the last chest on the left.

Surely it would be something of value... if Dry Bowser had flesh, since it was oil cream. He chucked it to the side and opened the chest to the right, seeing that it was a bunch of empty clams, making him growl.

"Enough of this shit, the last chest better have something of value," Dry Bowser complained as he took in a deep sigh and opened the last chest, the one that was promptly right in the center.

Rarely would Dry Bowser get mad, but he was legitimately angry when it turned out that the last 'treasure' chest had expired coupons in it. This gave Dry Bowser the excuse to express his rage by destroying all the treasure chests with his bones, electricity, and blue fire. If there was 1 thing that the reptilian skeleton hated, it was items that lost their appeal after a long while.

"Well now that I did this I guess I should finish up."

"But why would you want to do that?"

"Because there's nothing else to do."

"Yes I can see what you mean."