Letters to Satan Claus (2020) EN

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(cheery music)

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(people chattering)

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But Darby needs somewhere to

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drive around

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with Tess, Kimber and Ben!

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Santa doesn't have enough Darby

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Dream Wagon's to give out.

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The workshop is backed up.

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It's right here in the catalog.

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Can't you just buy it for me,

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daddy?

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It's only 74.99.

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A steal.

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The Christmas tree skirt

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factory is closing.

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We have to save money until

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I can find another job.

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And my holiday ice sculpting job

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is dried up since the accident.

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But Holly, we promise, it'll

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still be a great Christmas.

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Cheer up, Holly.

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At least we still have each

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other, right?

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Dear Santa, this Christmas,

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all I want is for my parents

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to go away, that's it.

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Can you make that happen?

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Love, Holly Winters.

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(whimsical music)

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(ominous music)

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(intense music)

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Naughty or nice this year,

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little girl?

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I'm a grown ass woman, bitch.

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That is not Christmassy!

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What the?

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Come on!

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(intense music cont.)

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That's right, frozen fish

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was Chef Ho's secret sauce.

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The fraud was then arrested for

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assault.

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Ho has closed the doors today

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because of the scandal

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that was about to break.

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So Ho is no, longer.

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What a tragedy.

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I know, Dean.

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I just love, love, loved

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their crab leg tower.

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Where will we have our office

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Christmas party this year?

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Don't you mean holiday party?

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Please don't give me that war

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on Christmas face, Christie.

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Cut.

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Great show today, Dean and

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Christie.

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Can I speak to you for a moment,

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Holly?

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I just wish you were a little

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bit more like Christie.

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Christie is like a

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talking tube of lipstick.

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Yeah, she's also pregnant.

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It's Dean's.

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So I gotta dump her from the

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show.

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Pregnancies make people

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uncomfortable, especially me.

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Yeah but, Christie's always

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in front of that giant desk,

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no one will even know.

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But I will.

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And because you'll never

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succumb to having children,

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I want you to fill that empty

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chair.

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As anchorwoman?

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The, anchorwoman of Channel 6

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News.

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Well uh, what about my

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investigations?

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Do you wanna keep wearing your

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ugly wigs

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and playing undercover dress up?

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Or do you want to triple your

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salary?

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The second thing.

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I'm, I'm in.

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Not so fast, Connie Chung.

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Once you take that seat, you'll

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be the face of this station.

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Billboards, bus benches,

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even those annoying little

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screens in the back of cabs.

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Yeah.

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Image is everything,

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and yours sucks.

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Screw you, Kevin.

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But, I have a way for you to

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take

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that giant sack of coal out of

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your ass.

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You're headed to Ornaments,

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the Christmasiest town ever,

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to cover their annual

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Ornaments Festival of Christmas

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Wonders.

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All their parties and events.

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They even have a hot cocoa ho

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down.

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Whatever that means.

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And you'll be checking in

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nightly

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with Dean and prego Christie.

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And since you're from there,

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you'll give the story a hometown

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spin.

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Look, I appreciate the gesture,

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but I hate Ornaments and

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everything that it stands for.

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You mean Christmas?

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It celebrates the tacky

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commercialism

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of some like.

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- Oh my God.

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Miracle baby born in a barn.

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I am never, ever going home,

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okay?

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Ornaments will land you the

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dream job

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people would kill for.

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Plus, while you're there,

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maybe you'll fall in love.

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Yeah, okay.

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Love.

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Gross.

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I'm Holly Frost and you're

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watching Channel 6 News.

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Good evening, I'm Holly Frost

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and you're watching Channel 6

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News.

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(mysterious music)

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(sleigh bells ringing)

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(Holly sighs)

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Yeah, it's gonna be great.

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Trying to get to Ornaments

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before I have to be live on

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camera.

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SAM: I'm sorry I'm late.

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Thanks for all the help.

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(romantic music)

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I'm Sam.

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I'm your camera man.

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(record stopping)

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You know anything about

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Ornaments?

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Unfortunately.

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Boat loads of Christmas

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events happen there every year

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and idiot people from all over

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the country

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come to partake in a

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joyous time in the snow.

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That sounds fun.

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Yeah, it's not, trust.

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So um, who are they, your

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sisters?

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Those are my ladies.

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It's my wife Lacey and

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our daughter Taylor.

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Huh.

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Lacey passed last year.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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How?

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Cancer.

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Mm.

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What kind?

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Cancer.

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Oh, right.

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Yeah.

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Let's just uh, get this

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over with, shall we?

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All right.

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I'm gonna take a--

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Buckle up.

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Quick nap.

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(cheerful music)

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(ominous music)

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(Holly gasping)

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Whoa, are you okay?

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Yeah, yeah yeah, it's fine.

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What is it?

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We made it to Ornaments.

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(Christmas bells ringing)

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Sick.

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(cheerful music)

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All right.

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Okay, I'll go fetch

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the rooms to the hotel.

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Maybe you can uh, score some

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coffee?

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Something festive.

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(cheerful music)

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Shit.

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(cheerful music)

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Oh, Jesus dude.

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Oh my God!

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Bonjour, madam.

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Hi.

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BARISTA: What can we get you

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today?

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Um,

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two La Prancer's peppermint

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mocha latte's.

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Okay, coming right up.

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Great.

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Hey listen, you don't have

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any booze back there, do you?

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Uh.

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Whatever kind, really.

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(barista laughs)

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You're funny.

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Yeah, I wasn't.

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Nevermind.

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Go, make the latte's.

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Holly, Winters, is that you?

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Uh, it's actually Holly Frost

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now, Danica.

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Where's the ring?

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Oh I didn't, I didn't get

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married,

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I just changed my name.

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From Winters to Frost, but why?

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They're basically the same

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thing.

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Nope, they're not.

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Well, I'm actually married.

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And get this,

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I'm the Mayor now.

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It's crazy, right?

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(Danica laughs)

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Hm.

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Today, I am giving back to our

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community.

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Did you want me to wrap anything

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for you?

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Oh, just your sweet little

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mouth.

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I see you're just the

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same old Grinchy Holly.

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Oh no, come on, look.

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I can be cordial.

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Like how is your hot cousin?

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Oh, you mean my cousin Chris

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Pringle.

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The one who you dumped

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via IM on graduation day?

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No that you would care,

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but Chris has actually been

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through a lot recently.

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He just lost his wife.

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Hopefully not to, cancer.

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Hot air balloon.

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Like it caught on fire?

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No.

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One fell on her.

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Holly.

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Your latte's are ready.

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Oh, great.

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Hey, these uh, bows could use

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a little work there, Mayor.

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Pretty uh, limp.

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It's not limp.

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Hotel's sold out.

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Yeah, since it's the 75th

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anniversary,

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everything's booked.

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But I got a better idea.

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I can just put a blow up in

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the back of the van and uh,

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I'll sleep in the front seat.

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It's not necessary.

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I have a place we can stay.

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(cheerful music)

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Oh, Holly!

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Son of a nutcracker,

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you're really here!

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This is magical, wow.

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(ominous music)

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- Hi!

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- Hi.

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Okay, yeah, all right.

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Oh, you're really shaking there.

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Okay, that's quite enough.

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Oh my gosh.

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00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,159
Let me look at you.

300
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,070
Just, wow.

301
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:27,100
My little sister, the big

302
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:27,100
city TV star in the flesh.

303
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,139
I just, oh hi.

304
00:11:30,139 --> 00:11:31,179
Is that your boyfriend?

305
00:11:31,179 --> 00:11:33,059
No, it's my camera man.

306
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,100
His name is Sam.

307
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,230
Camera man Sam.

308
00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:36,169
Camera man Sam.

309
00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:38,049
That is fun to say.

310
00:11:38,049 --> 00:11:39,039
I'm Cookie.

311
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,039
Oh, Hol, I'm just so tickled

312
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,039
you're back.

313
00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:43,200
We have so much catching up to

314
00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:43,200
do.

315
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,090
We can wrap gifts and sip cider

316
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,090
and oh,

317
00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:49,250
we can cook a holiday beef

318
00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:49,250
brisket on Christmas night.

319
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,159
Yeah, no.

320
00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:52,070
I leave first thing on the 25th.

321
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,149
I'm just, I'm just here for

322
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,149
work.

323
00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:55,110
Oh.

324
00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,139
Boo.

325
00:11:57,139 --> 00:12:00,070
Well, I will take what I can

326
00:11:57,139 --> 00:12:00,070
get, so.

327
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,090
That's great.

328
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,269
How bout some of that cider?

329
00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:03,250
I have so much cider.

330
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,289
I have three different flavors

331
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,289
of cider.

332
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,009
I have nutmeg cider,

333
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,009
which is crazy, I know.

334
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:10,250
(cheerful music)

335
00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:16,179
There it is, just like you left

336
00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:16,179
it.

337
00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:18,059
Not really.

338
00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,259
What is all this shit doing in

339
00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,259
here?

340
00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,250
Oh, I turned the attic

341
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,210
into my Christmas sweater sewing

342
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,210
studio.

343
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,129
Okay.

344
00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:28,289
Holly, I really wish

345
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,100
you'd reconsider leaving

346
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,100
Christmas morning.

347
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,110
It would mean a lot to have

348
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,110
you here for the holiday.

349
00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:37,120
You know, spend some quality

350
00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:37,120
time with family, with me.

351
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:42,000
Yeah, I um, I really gotta

352
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:42,000
get ready for the story, so.

353
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,149
Hey, I can take a hint.

354
00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:50,179
(tense music)

355
00:12:56,279 --> 00:13:00,049
(light bells ringing)

356
00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:02,279
Mm.

357
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,169
(Holly laughs)

358
00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:08,179
Oh, so cute.

359
00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:19,049
(ominous music)

360
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,190
Dear Satan?

361
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:30,029
(dark music)

362
00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:49,129
I wrote Satan.

363
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:54,210
(cheerful music)

364
00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,240
Greetings.

365
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,250
Chad Pringle and?

366
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,279
Joy Wreath.

367
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:06,029
O-M-Gingerbread, I heard

368
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:06,029
rumors she was back in town.

369
00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:07,289
Is the famous Holly Winters

370
00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:09,080
really sitting with us

371
00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:09,080
right now?

372
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,159
It's Holly Frost now.

373
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:12,000
Oh, you got married.

374
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,080
Why does everyone keep asking me

375
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,080
that?

376
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,230
I love the blazer.

377
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:19,210
Coral, or is it more tangerine?

378
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:21,090
It's definitely tangerine.

379
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,100
I wish I could wear something so

380
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,100
bold.

381
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:27,000
My boss doesn't like me in

382
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:27,000
anything but muted tones.

383
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,110
And always a turtleneck.

384
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:31,049
Mm, boss sounds like

385
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:31,049
a controlling asshole.

386
00:14:31,049 --> 00:14:32,159
It's cousin Danica.

387
00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,070
Oh.

388
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,019
Oh, Joy's the Mayor's assistant.

389
00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:37,149
And, I'm working for your aunt

390
00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:37,149
now.

391
00:14:37,149 --> 00:14:39,110
Aunt Becky's still alive?

392
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,100
After years of consuming

393
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,190
all that butter and

394
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,190
sugar by the truckload.

395
00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:45,159
Holly was always such a kidder.

396
00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:48,009
My funny, fabulous bestie.

397
00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,070
And then she dumped me

398
00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,070
and my brother Chris

399
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,120
and all of Ornaments for

400
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,120
bigger and brighter things.

401
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,159
Not that I'm still

402
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,159
totally devastated by it.

403
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,250
Well, I mean, what?

404
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:02,279
(romantic music)

405
00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:08,129
Chad,

406
00:15:08,129 --> 00:15:09,100
and Holly.

407
00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:13,169
Chris.

408
00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:15,279
Sup.

409
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:19,059
Wow, Christmas came early.

410
00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:19,259
Yeah.

411
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,259
Uh, we'll see you both later?

412
00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:26,110
At the bakery, for letters to

413
00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:26,110
Santa?

414
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:27,100
Yeah.

415
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:32,070
Um, uh, maybe um, after

416
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:32,070
my gig we could uh,

417
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,110
uh, catch up, you know.

418
00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:36,080
Grab dinner or something.

419
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,070
Yeah Hol, I'd really love that.

420
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,029
Cool.

421
00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:42,080
(girl gasps)

422
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,039
Who's the pretty lady, daddy?

423
00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:45,080
Oh Faith, I'd like you

424
00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:45,080
to meet my old friend.

425
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,230
This is Holly.

426
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,080
You have a kid?

427
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,120
He does indeed, hi.

428
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,240
What are you asking Santa for

429
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,240
this year?

430
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,129
Excuse me?

431
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,029
Santa.

432
00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:57,220
What do you want for Christmas?

433
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,110
I don't see a ring on that

434
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,110
finger,

435
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,240
so perhaps to land a husband.

436
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,149
(Holly laughs cynically)

437
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,230
Maybe you should ask your daddy

438
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,009
for a reality check on both this

439
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,009
year.

440
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,110
What?

441
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,269
You don't believe in love or

442
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,269
Santa?

443
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:15,120
I mean what is the point of

444
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:15,120
living?

445
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,080
It's almost six, Holly.

446
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,120
We gotta start setting up.

447
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,070
Oh, thank Christ.

448
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,149
Um, well we'll make a plan later

449
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,149
then?

450
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,090
Yeah, I uh,

451
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:28,009
I don't really think I'm

452
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:28,009
gonna be hungry, but thanks.

453
00:16:30,169 --> 00:16:31,259
Santa is real, sweetie.

454
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,029
(sleigh bells ringing)

455
00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:42,190
I spy my big city successful

456
00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:42,190
niece!

457
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,100
Aunt Becky?

458
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,240
Is Rudolph's nose red?

459
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,259
(Aunt Becky laughs)

460
00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:49,169
Oh, hello.

461
00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:53,230
You must be Holly's main

462
00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:53,230
squeeze.

463
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,179
Uh.

464
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,190
Call me Aunt Becky, everyone

465
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,190
does.

466
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:58,289
Are you sure that you're my Aunt

467
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:58,289
Becky?

468
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,000
I mean the last time I saw her

469
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,000
she was--

470
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,250
Round?

471
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,250
Big, plump.

472
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,200
(Aunt Becky laughs)

473
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,149
Yeah.

474
00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:06,029
I lost 162 pounds this past

475
00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:06,029
winter.

476
00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:07,009
Jesus.

477
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,190
Well I definitely prayed to him

478
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,190
about it.

479
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,190
But what really melted

480
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:12,250
that stubborn fat away

481
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:12,250
was a change in diet.

482
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,059
I used to constantly

483
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,059
taste test my cookies.

484
00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:18,200
But then I started to

485
00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:18,200
play a game with myself.

486
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,200
I would give them all names.

487
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,190
Like my little cookie children.

488
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,240
I wouldn't eat my children.

489
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,049
Okay, so what about the

490
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,049
people who do eat them?

491
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:31,210
Don't mind if I do.

492
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,200
Hey, get your.

493
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,039
So why are you dressed like

494
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,039
you're

495
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:36,289
about to service a fruitcake?

496
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,170
Well this is my caroling

497
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,170
costume, thank you for asking.

498
00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:42,039
I'm on my way to rehearsal right

499
00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:42,039
now.

500
00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:43,059
Oh sweetie, you should come.

501
00:17:43,059 --> 00:17:45,089
You've always had the most

502
00:17:43,059 --> 00:17:45,089
beautiful singing voice.

503
00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:46,250
Yeah, it was kind of millennial.

504
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,079
Debbie!

505
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:49,039
Oh, here, can you hold this.

506
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,130
Debbie.

507
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,130
I don't wanna.

508
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:53,150
Alcohol, where is the alcohol.

509
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,099
(tray slamming)

510
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:57,250
So uh, where's Chris?

511
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,119
Chris is with my brother,

512
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,119
the sheriff,

513
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:01,210
over on Quinton Avenue.

514
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,170
Chris spotted some vaping teens

515
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,069
trespassing on Goldman's

516
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,069
property

517
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:08,069
hooking up Christmas lights.

518
00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:11,029
Personally I think they

519
00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:11,029
were doing them a favor.

520
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:12,220
They are the only house on the

521
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:12,220
street

522
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,069
without any Christmas lights.

523
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:17,009
People are allowed to be

524
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:17,009
Jewish in Ornaments, Danica.

525
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,259
I never said that.

526
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,259
See y'all on TV.

527
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,029
Let's do this.

528
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:25,289
All right.

529
00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:27,029
Okay, here we go.

530
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:30,119
Smile, smile, smile.

531
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:34,079
CAMERA MAN: Live in three, two,

532
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:34,079
one.

533
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,210
It is such a joy to watch these

534
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,210
faces

535
00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:39,279
jot down what they might like

536
00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:39,279
from Santa.

537
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:44,039
I'll be back here tomorrow

538
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:44,039
night for the hot cocoa ho-down.

539
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,009
Yeehaw!

540
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,160
I'm Holly Frost, Channel

541
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,160
6 News, Christie, Dean.

542
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,079
CAMERA MAN: And we're out.

543
00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,009
Drink, please.

544
00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,009
CAMERA MAN: Awesome.

545
00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:56,269
Here, let me get you a glass.

546
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,000
Don't worry about it.

547
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,089
I'm just gonna drink from

548
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,089
the bottle, but thanks.

549
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,109
I'll,

550
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,190
I'll be right back.

551
00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,079
Greetings.

552
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:21,019
Dear Satan,

553
00:19:21,019 --> 00:19:25,049
it's been 21, scratch that.

554
00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:28,069
22 years.

555
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:32,089
Thanks for ruining Christmas,

556
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:32,089
dick.

557
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:35,289
You can keep it.

558
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,009
Screw you.

559
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:48,279
Sincerely, not yours.

560
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:51,180
Holly Frost.

561
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:59,069
(magical music)

562
00:20:13,269 --> 00:20:14,240
Hey uh,

563
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:20,089
do you wanna show me the back of

564
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:20,089
your van?

565
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,109
Uh.

566
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,109
Come on.

567
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,190
(mysterious music)

568
00:20:30,289 --> 00:20:32,059
Business.

569
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,180
Casual.

570
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,150
Take off your pants.

571
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:41,000
I have to take off the shoes

572
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:41,000
first.

573
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,180
But shouldn't we like just start

574
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,180
kissing?

575
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,150
Oh, there's gonna be absolutely

576
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,119
no kissing.

577
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,119
Okay.

578
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,099
Let me help you with those.

579
00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,059
Really?

580
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,049
What's wrong?

581
00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:02,269
It's not you.

582
00:21:02,269 --> 00:21:03,210
It's that.

583
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,279
(ominous music)

584
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:05,269
It's my wife.

585
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,029
I'm not sure I'm ready to do

586
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,029
this to her.

587
00:21:10,029 --> 00:21:10,240
Okay.

588
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,230
To be honest, we should just.

589
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,099
I mean, try to keep

590
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,099
this thing professional.

591
00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:14,099
Professional.

592
00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:17,039
That's how I ended up

593
00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:17,039
in the back of your van.

594
00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:18,059
With my top off.

595
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:22,109
By both of us keeping

596
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:22,109
things super professional.

597
00:21:22,109 --> 00:21:23,059
We've got.

598
00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:25,210
Oh, and by the way,

599
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:29,039
your earring is super lame.

600
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,160
Where did you get it?

601
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,279
Hot Topic?

602
00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,279
My daughter.

603
00:21:33,279 --> 00:21:36,029
My daughter got me this.

604
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:39,019
(melancholy music)

605
00:21:41,089 --> 00:21:42,210
And I'm drunk.

606
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:48,099
♪ Four golden rings ♪

607
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,039
♪ Three ♪

608
00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:52,259
(slowing music)

609
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,250
Darby's Dream Wagon.

610
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,089
(tires screeching)

611
00:21:58,089 --> 00:21:59,130
Woo!

612
00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:00,289
Party rocking.

613
00:22:00,289 --> 00:22:03,240
Coming in and I'm a--

614
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,230
Ah, bummer!

615
00:22:06,069 --> 00:22:09,059
(melancholy music)

616
00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,230
(loud banging on van)

617
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:19,109
Whoa!

618
00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:20,099
What the hell?

619
00:22:20,099 --> 00:22:23,190
(loud slamming on van)

620
00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:26,079
Okay.

621
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,130
Uh, all right.

622
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:32,089
(Holly screaming)

623
00:22:33,259 --> 00:22:35,109
(sirens blaring)

624
00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:36,130
Pull over, ma'am.

625
00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:37,259
Pull over.

626
00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:40,019
Great, the pigs here to ruin the

627
00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:40,019
fun.

628
00:22:40,019 --> 00:22:41,039
Ma'am, put your hands up.

629
00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:42,240
Don't flipping ma'am me.

630
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,039
I am only 27 years old.

631
00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:47,200
Turn around, ma'am.

632
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,009
Quit calling me--

633
00:22:49,009 --> 00:22:51,269
(romantic music)

634
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:54,019
Hello, sailor.

635
00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:56,039
(slamming on van)

636
00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:58,190
Hi, hi, uh yeah there's

637
00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:58,190
something on the roof of my van

638
00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:00,220
and it seems pretty angry and

639
00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:00,220
uh.

640
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,099
I, I don't know what it is.

641
00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:04,089
It could be a large person or a

642
00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:04,089
moose.

643
00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:06,059
No this isn't a joke.

644
00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:07,119
Hello?

645
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,079
Hello?

646
00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:09,289
Ma'am, have you been drinking,

647
00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:09,289
ma'am?

648
00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:10,240
What are you gonna do?

649
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,009
Breatheralyze me for ridin'

650
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,009
around

651
00:23:13,009 --> 00:23:15,019
in a little bitty kids toy?

652
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,170
Technically, you were driving.

653
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,240
So we're gonna need to see some

654
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,240
ID.

655
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,160
Hm, okay.

656
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,160
Well how bout I see your ID's,

657
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,160
huh?

658
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,269
I'm Sheriff Wreath.

659
00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:25,250
Hm.

660
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,269
This is Deputy Wreath.

661
00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:30,000
You guys don't happen to

662
00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:30,000
be related to Joy, do you?

663
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,059
Why, 'cause we're the

664
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,059
only black people in town?

665
00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:35,009
Because your last name's are

666
00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:35,009
both Wreath.

667
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,069
We're brothers.

668
00:23:37,069 --> 00:23:38,170
Joy's our sister.

669
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,119
Sexy siblings.

670
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,059
Bet your parents are pretty hot,

671
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,059
too.

672
00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:46,250
They're dead.

673
00:23:48,019 --> 00:23:49,099
Samezies.

674
00:23:49,099 --> 00:23:50,059
Hello?

675
00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:53,220
(ominous music)

676
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:06,089
(engine choking)

677
00:24:06,089 --> 00:24:08,009
(tense music)

678
00:24:08,009 --> 00:24:09,230
So is Aunt Becky your real aunt?

679
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,210
Mm-hm.

680
00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,289
'Cause her angel cookies are the

681
00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,289
akumenang.com

682
00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:15,079
Nerd alert.

683
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,160
Pretty hot nerd, though.

684
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:19,019
Deputy.

685
00:24:19,019 --> 00:24:20,210
Sorry, um.

686
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:23,009
Look, we're gonna let you

687
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:23,009
off with just a warning.

688
00:24:23,009 --> 00:24:23,250
(Holly gasps)

689
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,029
But that's only 'cause of Aunt

690
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,029
B.

691
00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:28,230
She's been real supportive of

692
00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:28,230
us, less experienced singers.

693
00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:30,190
Oh God, you're a caroler?

694
00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:32,019
When in Ornaments, right?

695
00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:36,029
Well, gentlemen, it is getting

696
00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:36,029
late

697
00:24:36,029 --> 00:24:37,230
and it has been a pleasure.

698
00:24:39,089 --> 00:24:42,200
But I will see you later.

699
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,269
Have a lovely evening.

700
00:24:45,029 --> 00:24:45,279
(engine choking)

701
00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:46,240
Come on!

702
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:52,190
(ominous music)

703
00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:55,130
No.

704
00:24:57,019 --> 00:24:58,180
No no no no no no.

705
00:24:58,180 --> 00:24:59,269
No no no no no!

706
00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:03,200
(glass shattering)

707
00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:03,200
Whoa!

708
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,230
(camera man screaming)

709
00:25:04,230 --> 00:25:06,079
Help me, please, no!

710
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:08,240
(Satan Claus growling)

711
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,089
SATAN CLAUS: Hot Topic.

712
00:25:10,089 --> 00:25:12,289
(intense music)

713
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,130
God.

714
00:25:25,059 --> 00:25:26,019
Yes.

715
00:25:29,019 --> 00:25:30,269
Sam, come on, we gotta go.

716
00:25:30,269 --> 00:25:34,150
I need some caffeine before

717
00:25:30,269 --> 00:25:34,150
this sad hot cocoa ho-down.

718
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,150
Come on Sam, giddy-up, let's go.

719
00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:40,130
Don't care if you're

720
00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:40,130
naked, I am coming in.

721
00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:41,089
Woo!

722
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,069
Yeah I've called Sam like 100

723
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,069
times

724
00:25:45,069 --> 00:25:46,089
and the news van is gone.

725
00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:48,009
I need you to send me

726
00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:48,009
another camera man, ASAP.

727
00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:50,220
Preferably one without a dead

728
00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:50,220
wife.

729
00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:51,130
No, there's no time, Holly.

730
00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:52,119
If Sam doesn't resurface soon,

731
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,170
just find a townie with camera

732
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,170
experience.

733
00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,240
Oh, by the way,

734
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,119
the audience seemed to buy what

735
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,119
you were selling last night.

736
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,279
So keep it up.

737
00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:01,109
(Holly sighs)

738
00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,089
Want to knit a Christmas sweater

739
00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,089
with me?

740
00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:09,150
I'm thinking maybe a cat riding

741
00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:09,150
a dog who's on a reindeer.

742
00:26:10,130 --> 00:26:13,059
And, they're all in Santa hats.

743
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:16,240
As super fun and creative as

744
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:16,240
that sounds,

745
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,289
I need to find somebody who

746
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,289
knows how to work a camera

747
00:26:18,289 --> 00:26:21,069
for tonight's segment

748
00:26:18,289 --> 00:26:21,069
because that sexy loser

749
00:26:21,069 --> 00:26:23,140
with the stupid sexy earring is

750
00:26:21,069 --> 00:26:23,140
MIA.

751
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,220
Oh well what about Chris

752
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,220
Pringle?

753
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,109
When he's not selling Christmas

754
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,109
trees,

755
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:28,240
he's teaching videography

756
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:28,240
at Ornaments High.

757
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,069
And he's also single.

758
00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:35,019
My, my ex with the

759
00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:35,019
bizarro teen child, right.

760
00:26:36,009 --> 00:26:39,210
But I mean, what choice do

761
00:26:36,009 --> 00:26:39,210
I have?

762
00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,269
Oh, choose love.

763
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,049
Ah, this is kinda like when

764
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,049
we were back in high school.

765
00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:47,150
You doing the video morning

766
00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:47,150
announcements while I filmed it.

767
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,130
Except, no braces for this guy.

768
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,240
Carol's Electronics should

769
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,240
have everything we need.

770
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,250
There may be no need for

771
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,250
Carol's.

772
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,170
Hey, Kevins, we found the van,

773
00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:01,049
but there is obviously no sign

774
00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:01,049
of Sam.

775
00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:02,240
Holly, come here!

776
00:27:04,049 --> 00:27:05,119
Six, six, six.

777
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,230
The number of the beast?

778
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,019
I'll test the red stuff for you

779
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,019
guys

780
00:27:11,019 --> 00:27:12,079
but I'm telling you, this is

781
00:27:11,019 --> 00:27:12,079
probably just

782
00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:15,170
a couple of teenage vaping

783
00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:15,170
hooligans

784
00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:16,220
out trying to have a good time.

785
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:19,109
Okay, well my camera man is

786
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:19,109
not at Ornaments Hospital,

787
00:27:19,109 --> 00:27:22,140
so theorize that one for me,

788
00:27:19,109 --> 00:27:22,140
Sheriff.

789
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,089
Telling me how to do my job?

790
00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:25,130
Chris, I'll meet you back here

791
00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:25,130
in five.

792
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:28,019
I'm gonna go smash a Texas

793
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:28,019
Mickey of creme de cacao.

794
00:27:28,289 --> 00:27:29,279
Hm, okay.

795
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:33,099
Thanks, Candace.

796
00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:35,279
Hey, are you two coming

797
00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:35,279
to the hot cocoa ho-down?

798
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,150
I'll be filming for a

799
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,150
big city news station.

800
00:27:37,150 --> 00:27:39,230
Gosh, that sounds just swell.

801
00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:41,039
We'll be there as soon as we

802
00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:41,039
close up.

803
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,029
Au revoir.

804
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,029
Merry Christmas.

805
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,089
Merry Christmas.

806
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,089
Yeah.

807
00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:47,190
All right, everybody.

808
00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:51,210
We are closed, so if

809
00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:51,210
you could go ho ho home.

810
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:52,130
Merry Christmas!

811
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,210
Merry Christmas.

812
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,210
Merry Christmas.

813
00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:55,000
Merry Christmas.

814
00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:55,000
Merry Christmas.

815
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,250
Happy holidays.

816
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:59,089
Jingle all the way!

817
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:59,089
Merry Christmas!

818
00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:03,150
Do you really want to go to that

819
00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:03,150
ho-down?

820
00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:05,039
Of course, it's a classic.

821
00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:07,099
It's my favorite event

822
00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:07,099
of the whole season.

823
00:28:07,099 --> 00:28:08,059
And you heard Mr Pringle,

824
00:28:08,059 --> 00:28:09,259
they're gonna broadcast it on

825
00:28:08,059 --> 00:28:09,259
live TV.

826
00:28:09,259 --> 00:28:11,200
We can wave at our mom's.

827
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,220
But Mayor Danica won the

828
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,220
song contest this year,

829
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,059
which means she'll be singing

830
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,059
"Saucy Santa" there tonight.

831
00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:18,210
That song makes my ears bleed,

832
00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:18,210
Cameron.

833
00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:21,180
(Candace humming)

834
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,079
Really, I,

835
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,250
I think it's super catchy.

836
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,250
Well let's just stay here.

837
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,250
Or, do you wanna graduate

838
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,250
high school still

839
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:33,259
holding your V card?

840
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,259
I thought I did.

841
00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:37,170
Think about it.

842
00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,119
Everyone will be at town hall,

843
00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:43,250
which means that we can scream,

844
00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:43,250
moan as loud as we want.

845
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,099
Now do you?

846
00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,220
I don't know, Candace.

847
00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,029
Aunt Becky's got surveillance

848
00:28:48,029 --> 00:28:50,019
in case those vaping

849
00:28:48,029 --> 00:28:50,019
teens get the munchies.

850
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:52,099
We never know when she

851
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:52,099
might be watching us.

852
00:28:53,289 --> 00:28:54,269
Not today.

853
00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:57,230
Now.

854
00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:07,119
Now, take off that damn

855
00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:07,119
apron you sexy elf.

856
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,029
(Cameron gasps)

857
00:29:12,170 --> 00:29:13,279
When did you start swearing?

858
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:15,289
That big city TV lady inspired

859
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:15,289
me.

860
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:22,069
(cheerful music)

861
00:29:22,069 --> 00:29:24,039
Do you hear that?

862
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,029
My heart beating like

863
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,029
a little drummer boy?

864
00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:26,289
No.

865
00:29:28,069 --> 00:29:29,039
Danica bells.

866
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:30,099
Who cares?

867
00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,130
♪ Light the candle and come to

868
00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,130
me ♪

869
00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:34,119
Oh no, you can go.

870
00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:35,220
I'll go this, yeah.

871
00:29:37,119 --> 00:29:38,130
♪ And we'll see ♪

872
00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:42,089
♪ I trim the tree so you

873
00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:42,089
find the missing till ♪

874
00:29:42,089 --> 00:29:43,029
♪ Tuck the ribbon ♪

875
00:29:43,029 --> 00:29:44,250
Okay, it is, it is a pinch

876
00:29:43,029 --> 00:29:44,250
grating.

877
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,009
Pinch?

878
00:29:46,009 --> 00:29:48,099
♪ This Christmas tree ♪

879
00:29:46,009 --> 00:29:48,099
- Where's it coming from?

880
00:29:48,099 --> 00:29:50,029
- I don't know.

881
00:29:48,099 --> 00:29:50,029
♪ Would you like to see ♪

882
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:52,099
♪ Something new, put that hat on

883
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:52,099
me ♪

884
00:29:52,099 --> 00:29:54,250
(speaker ringing loudly)

885
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,180
The speakers aren't even

886
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,180
connected.

887
00:29:56,180 --> 00:30:01,269
We're going to die

888
00:29:56,180 --> 00:30:01,269
listening to this stupid song!

889
00:30:01,269 --> 00:30:03,009
- What?

890
00:30:01,269 --> 00:30:03,009
- Look!

891
00:30:05,009 --> 00:30:10,029
(teens whimpering)

892
00:30:05,009 --> 00:30:10,029
(music blasting)

893
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,200
(teens screaming)

894
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,069
♪ Christmas Eve ♪

895
00:30:40,069 --> 00:30:42,019
♪ Would you like to see ♪

896
00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:45,259
♪ Something new, put that hat on

897
00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:45,259
me ♪

898
00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:48,259
♪ Put it on me ♪

899
00:30:48,259 --> 00:30:51,089
♪ Baby take my hand ♪

900
00:30:51,089 --> 00:30:53,039
♪ Have a Christmas dance ♪

901
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:56,250
♪ This is what you

902
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:56,250
pictured all year long ♪

903
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,190
♪ Put your gingerbread man ♪

904
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,180
♪ In my oven and stay ♪

905
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:04,089
♪ Nice and toasty for you ♪

906
00:31:04,089 --> 00:31:05,230
♪ I'll be your ♪

907
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,140
♪ I'll be your ♪

908
00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:10,170
Well, howdy partners.

909
00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:12,049
Oh God no, please no.

910
00:31:12,049 --> 00:31:14,099
What, I'm just getting into

911
00:31:12,049 --> 00:31:14,099
character.

912
00:31:14,099 --> 00:31:16,109
Okay, well horses don't talk.

913
00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:18,029
I had the best idea, daddy.

914
00:31:18,029 --> 00:31:19,119
We should go on a double date.

915
00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:21,150
You and Holly, and me and

916
00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:21,150
Jeremy.

917
00:31:21,150 --> 00:31:24,059
A double date with a couple

918
00:31:21,150 --> 00:31:24,059
of cosplaying underage nerds.

919
00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:25,230
That's gonna be a hard pass.

920
00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:27,000
Trot off, Hope.

921
00:31:27,269 --> 00:31:28,240
It's Faith.

922
00:31:31,259 --> 00:31:33,180
Well maybe we can go out.

923
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,029
Just the two of us.

924
00:31:35,029 --> 00:31:36,099
Chris, look I,

925
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,000
I'm only in town for 72 hours

926
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,000
and you're too good for me.

927
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,269
What, who says?

928
00:31:42,269 --> 00:31:43,230
Says me.

929
00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:46,130
You're so sweet and I,

930
00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:48,240
oh God, I am so sour.

931
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,109
That's my favorite kind of

932
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,109
Chinese food.

933
00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,069
Ha ha ha.

934
00:31:52,269 --> 00:31:53,230
Alcohol?

935
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,259
Aren't you on the clock?

936
00:31:55,259 --> 00:31:57,089
I didn't realize you were also a

937
00:31:55,259 --> 00:31:57,089
judge.

938
00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:59,069
Look, vodka is the only thing

939
00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:01,259
that is getting me through this

940
00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:01,259
week.

941
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,160
Look, I'm worried about you.

942
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,079
Well don't be.

943
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:08,009
I'm gonna be Connie Chung soon

944
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:08,009
enough.

945
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,089
WOMAN: Come on, let's dance!

946
00:32:09,089 --> 00:32:10,089
(Holly coughs)

947
00:32:10,089 --> 00:32:12,049
(ominous music)

948
00:32:12,049 --> 00:32:13,279
Ha ha, Holly.

949
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,180
Very funny.

950
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:19,019
(Holly coughing)

951
00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:21,019
Holly!

952
00:32:21,019 --> 00:32:23,130
What's going on?

953
00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:25,049
(Holly coughs)

954
00:32:25,049 --> 00:32:26,230
(bell dinging)

955
00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:29,170
(romantic music)

956
00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:30,130
Whoa, are you okay?

957
00:32:30,130 --> 00:32:32,190
Yeah, I just, um.

958
00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:33,160
I'm fine.

959
00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:37,130
Are you okay?

960
00:32:37,130 --> 00:32:38,150
Uh, yeah.

961
00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:39,140
I'm, I'm fine.

962
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,079
Did you eat one of those

963
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,079
Christmas ham balls?

964
00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:42,220
They are delicious but deadly.

965
00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:45,029
No, just a sip of spiked cocoa,

966
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,269
but something got lodged in my

967
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,269
throat.

968
00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:49,220
Oh, weird.

969
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:50,279
It was this.

970
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:51,269
(ominous music)

971
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,150
Holly, isn't that camera man

972
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,150
Sam's?

973
00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:55,119
Um,

974
00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:58,180
I need a minute.

975
00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,119
(Holly vomiting)

976
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:11,099
(toilet flushing)

977
00:33:11,099 --> 00:33:13,240
(dark music)

978
00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:24,150
Well happy freakin' holidays.

979
00:33:33,089 --> 00:33:35,029
was in the hot cocoa dispenser?

980
00:33:35,259 --> 00:33:36,210
Yeah.

981
00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:37,250
That's very bizarre.

982
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,029
But, at least my handsome,

983
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,029
charming,

984
00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:43,180
single brother was there to

985
00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:43,180
rescue you.

986
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,039
Chad, I do not have time for

987
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,039
a romance chat right now.

988
00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,279
I'm trying to tell you

989
00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,279
something important.

990
00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:49,259
Right, sorry, go ahead.

991
00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,089
Ever since I came back

992
00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,089
to Ornaments, weird shit.

993
00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:53,039
Stuff.

994
00:33:53,039 --> 00:33:53,230
- Shit.

995
00:33:53,039 --> 00:33:53,230
- Okay.

996
00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:54,289
Has been happening to me.

997
00:33:54,289 --> 00:33:58,009
First, my camera man disappears.

998
00:33:58,009 --> 00:34:00,150
Then I find his van

999
00:33:58,009 --> 00:34:00,150
with bloody sixes on it,

1000
00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:03,049
and last night I end up choking

1001
00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:03,049
on this?

1002
00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:05,009
I'm not sure what you're getting

1003
00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:05,009
at.

1004
00:34:06,019 --> 00:34:07,000
(ominous music)

1005
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,030
I wrote Satan by mistake when I

1006
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,030
was seven.

1007
00:34:10,030 --> 00:34:12,099
Wait, isn't that how old

1008
00:34:10,030 --> 00:34:12,099
you were when your parents?

1009
00:34:12,099 --> 00:34:13,170
Were hacked to death?

1010
00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:14,289
Oh yeah.

1011
00:34:14,289 --> 00:34:17,219
Apparently I asked

1012
00:34:14,289 --> 00:34:17,219
Satan to get rid of them

1013
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,210
and then they wind up being

1014
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,210
murdered.

1015
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:23,099
And last night at the

1016
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:23,099
letters to Santa event,

1017
00:34:23,099 --> 00:34:24,190
I wrote to him again.

1018
00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:25,139
Why?

1019
00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:26,119
What did you write?

1020
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:28,269
I called old heavy hooves a

1021
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:28,269
giant dick.

1022
00:34:28,269 --> 00:34:29,179
Oh, Holly.

1023
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:31,260
And then, they got back to me

1024
00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:35,000
via the Whit and Wagner

1025
00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:35,000
Wine Bar ladies room.

1026
00:34:36,219 --> 00:34:37,239
Uh, okay Hol,

1027
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,159
the person who hurt your

1028
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,159
parents.

1029
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:41,199
That was some nutty nut job

1030
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:45,010
dressed up as Santa the police

1031
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:45,010
could never find, right?

1032
00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:47,030
The whole devil thing,

1033
00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:49,010
you're not even religious.

1034
00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,159
You don't believe in Satan,

1035
00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,159
right?

1036
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:52,119
Right.

1037
00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:53,070
You don't even believe in

1038
00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:53,070
Christmas.

1039
00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:54,139
Right, but.

1040
00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:57,050
So this is some vaping teens

1041
00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:57,050
playing an April Fools prank.

1042
00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:58,230
It's December.

1043
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,199
But they're vapists.

1044
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,280
They don't know that.

1045
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,230
(romantic music)

1046
00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:08,230
Oh, jingle my bells.

1047
00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:09,230
What?

1048
00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:12,079
Holly, this, this is John Smith.

1049
00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:13,030
He's uh.

1050
00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:13,030
Hey.

1051
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:14,130
An amazing farmer.

1052
00:35:14,130 --> 00:35:15,139
Wow, that's hard.

1053
00:35:15,139 --> 00:35:18,090
He's got the best, produce

1054
00:35:15,139 --> 00:35:18,090
in all of Ornaments.

1055
00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:20,070
Oh, you're too kind, Chady.

1056
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:22,079
Chady?

1057
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,070
Do people call you Chady?

1058
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:25,019
No.

1059
00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:26,030
Oh, um sorry.

1060
00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:27,030
No, you can call me that.

1061
00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:28,139
I mean if you'd prefer

1062
00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:28,139
Chad, I can you Chad.

1063
00:35:28,139 --> 00:35:30,010
No, I don't prefer anything.

1064
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:32,199
That, that came out wrong.

1065
00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,190
Um, well I better get going.

1066
00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:35,170
I've got to iron out my suit

1067
00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:38,139
before the gingerbread gala

1068
00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:38,139
tonight, so.

1069
00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:41,030
Nice to meet you and,

1070
00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:41,030
see you later.

1071
00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:42,130
Yeah, okay.

1072
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:43,019
Oh, yeah, no.

1073
00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:44,030
You got it?

1074
00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:44,030
I got it.

1075
00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,050
Okay.

1076
00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,050
Bye.

1077
00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:46,019
Bye.

1078
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,280
(Holly laughs mockingly)

1079
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,179
Well, it is pretty clear

1080
00:35:52,179 --> 00:35:56,030
that he wants to take a nice

1081
00:35:52,179 --> 00:35:56,030
juicy bite outta your apple.

1082
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:57,289
Why don't you flirt back?

1083
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,289
I tried.

1084
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:01,030
But, look at me.

1085
00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:02,269
I'm probably not the guy's type.

1086
00:36:02,269 --> 00:36:04,239
I gotta go fill a bunch of pie

1087
00:36:02,269 --> 00:36:04,239
orders.

1088
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,050
And then the pies themselves.

1089
00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:08,050
I'll probably eat one too.

1090
00:36:08,050 --> 00:36:09,170
I'm so fat and alone.

1091
00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:10,150
It is really good.

1092
00:36:10,150 --> 00:36:11,110
CHAD: I know, right?

1093
00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:12,079
Hey, Holly.

1094
00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,230
What, did you go on a shopping

1095
00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,230
spree?

1096
00:36:14,230 --> 00:36:15,230
They're for Danica.

1097
00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,219
We still haven't found just

1098
00:36:16,219 --> 00:36:18,179
the right dress for

1099
00:36:16,219 --> 00:36:18,179
the gingerbread gala.

1100
00:36:18,179 --> 00:36:19,130
Mm.

1101
00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:20,230
I heard you met my brother,

1102
00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:20,230
Cole.

1103
00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:22,030
The singing Sheriff.

1104
00:36:22,030 --> 00:36:24,000
He thought you were pretty cute.

1105
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,050
I mean, for an adult woman

1106
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,050
who steals Darby Dream Wagons.

1107
00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,179
I'd be happy to set you two up

1108
00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,179
on a date.

1109
00:36:29,179 --> 00:36:31,150
I'm not interested in

1110
00:36:29,179 --> 00:36:31,150
getting to know Cole,

1111
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:35,289
or any other band better in

1112
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:35,289
this creepy ass Christmas town.

1113
00:36:35,289 --> 00:36:39,000
Second my gig ends, I am

1114
00:36:35,289 --> 00:36:39,000
peacing out, never to return.

1115
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,079
I don't believe you, Holly

1116
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,079
Winters.

1117
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:41,090
That's not my name anymore.

1118
00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:42,289
I see it, deep down.

1119
00:36:42,289 --> 00:36:44,019
What are you talking about?

1120
00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:45,139
The Christmas candle.

1121
00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:46,210
Inside your heart.

1122
00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:48,199
It's still lit.

1123
00:36:49,230 --> 00:36:53,019
Okay, that makes like zero sense

1124
00:36:53,019 --> 00:36:55,250
and you don't even know me, Joy.

1125
00:36:57,269 --> 00:37:00,150
♪ Joy to the world ♪

1126
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:03,119
♪ The Lord is come ♪

1127
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:05,010
♪ Let Earth ♪

1128
00:37:05,010 --> 00:37:06,159
♪ Receive ♪

1129
00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:09,110
♪ Her king ♪

1130
00:37:09,110 --> 00:37:12,099
♪ Let every heart ♪

1131
00:37:12,099 --> 00:37:15,059
♪ Prepare him room ♪

1132
00:37:15,059 --> 00:37:18,019
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1133
00:37:18,019 --> 00:37:20,260
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1134
00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:25,119
♪ And he-eaven heaven and nature

1135
00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:25,119
sing ♪

1136
00:37:30,219 --> 00:37:31,199
That was great.

1137
00:37:32,139 --> 00:37:34,099
I didn't realize you were a

1138
00:37:32,139 --> 00:37:34,099
tenor.

1139
00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:36,099
Yeah, most people don't

1140
00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:36,099
expect that from me.

1141
00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:37,070
I bet they don't.

1142
00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:38,170
Unfortunately,

1143
00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:42,030
we already have someone in

1144
00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:42,030
your vocal range right now.

1145
00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:44,239
So I don't think it's gonna

1146
00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:44,239
be a really good fit for us.

1147
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,199
Oh.

1148
00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:47,119
That, that's too bad.

1149
00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:49,099
It really is.

1150
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:51,190
Yeah, it really, really is.

1151
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,119
Oh, but would you like to take

1152
00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:57,179
one of my heavenly cookies over

1153
00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:57,179
there?

1154
00:37:57,179 --> 00:37:58,159
My little angels.

1155
00:37:58,159 --> 00:37:59,139
Hi guys!

1156
00:37:59,139 --> 00:38:00,269
For the road?

1157
00:38:00,269 --> 00:38:02,090
Uh, I'm good.

1158
00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:03,039
Are you sure?

1159
00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:03,289
They're delish.

1160
00:38:03,289 --> 00:38:05,230
Maybe uh, save it for the poor

1161
00:38:03,289 --> 00:38:05,230
kids

1162
00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:07,170
at the toy drive tomorrow night.

1163
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,289
Well now that is a

1164
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,289
thoughtful though, Cole.

1165
00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:12,269
Yes, and um, okay.

1166
00:38:12,269 --> 00:38:13,170
Well, you know what?

1167
00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:15,090
Better try next year, right?

1168
00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:17,130
Good try today.

1169
00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,130
♪ Aah ♪

1170
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,170
All right, we'll see you

1171
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,170
a bit later then, Cole.

1172
00:38:20,170 --> 00:38:21,179
Bye bye.

1173
00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:26,130
(ominous music)

1174
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:27,260
Oh angel Jennifer, I shan't.

1175
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,219
Well what's, one little bite of

1176
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,219
your,

1177
00:38:32,219 --> 00:38:34,099
your wing gonna do, right?

1178
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,159
Oh, I mean.

1179
00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:40,269
How many calories can that be?

1180
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:46,110
(Aunt Becky moaning)

1181
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:56,050
(ominous music)

1182
00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:58,000
I missed you so much.

1183
00:39:00,030 --> 00:39:03,059
Mommy, why did you hurt me?

1184
00:39:03,059 --> 00:39:06,039
(Aunt Becky screams)

1185
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,199
What, what what?

1186
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,239
Oh my gosh.

1187
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:10,219
My angels,

1188
00:39:10,219 --> 00:39:12,199
I didn't realize you guys were

1189
00:39:10,219 --> 00:39:12,199
all alive.

1190
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:14,139
You killed Jennifer!

1191
00:39:14,139 --> 00:39:15,090
Bad mommy!

1192
00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:17,110
I, I didn't know what I was

1193
00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:17,110
doing.

1194
00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:18,250
I can make you a new friend.

1195
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,110
(cookies crying)

1196
00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:21,059
Please don't cry.

1197
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,039
(ominous music)

1198
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:23,130
Jingle bells!

1199
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,150
No.

1200
00:39:25,150 --> 00:39:26,280
Do you know what time it is?

1201
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,130
(Aunt Becky screaming)

1202
00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:29,280
Cookie time!

1203
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,219
(Satan Claus laughs evilly)

1204
00:39:32,219 --> 00:39:33,170
(Aunt Becky screaming)

1205
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:36,139
Burn bright, my little star

1206
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:36,139
baker.

1207
00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:39,179
(Satan Claus laughs)

1208
00:39:48,170 --> 00:39:52,110
that there's literally no waywh

1209
00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:55,039
to get a coffee in a

1210
00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:55,039
coffee shop this morning.

1211
00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:56,170
Yes.

1212
00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:57,119
Great, fantastic.

1213
00:39:57,119 --> 00:39:59,090
Well, I hope you have a great

1214
00:39:57,119 --> 00:39:59,090
day

1215
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:02,170
because you're making me have

1216
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:02,170
vodka for breakfast, again.

1217
00:40:04,019 --> 00:40:04,280
Watch it.

1218
00:40:07,219 --> 00:40:09,239
Don't help us or anything.

1219
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,179
Oh I uh, I wasn't going to.

1220
00:40:12,269 --> 00:40:14,230
Um, give us a second, Joy.

1221
00:40:14,230 --> 00:40:15,230
Of course.

1222
00:40:15,230 --> 00:40:17,050
You know what, Holly?

1223
00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:18,269
With Chris Pringle you are

1224
00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:18,269
barking up

1225
00:40:18,269 --> 00:40:19,289
the wrong Christmas tree.

1226
00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:23,230
Oh my God, I am not

1227
00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:23,230
interested in Chris Pringle.

1228
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,190
Okay, like maybe to like

1229
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,190
bang once before I bounce.

1230
00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,190
Why is everybody so obsessed

1231
00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,190
with love in this town?

1232
00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:34,099
Well at least we can love

1233
00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:34,099
something other than the bottle.

1234
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,239
Go back to the big city

1235
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,239
and drink your life away.

1236
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:42,119
Okay, and why don't you go

1237
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:42,119
straight to hell, Mayor.

1238
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,230
Ugh!

1239
00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:48,000
The nerve.

1240
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,030
Uh, the gala committee needs you

1241
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,250
to approve tonight's gala

1242
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,250
decorations.

1243
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,019
They also have some

1244
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,019
questions about the auction.

1245
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:55,050
Why do I have to do everything?

1246
00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:57,070
Because you're the mayor.

1247
00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:01,010
I guess I'll have to try on

1248
00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:01,010
my dresses at the hall, then.

1249
00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:02,070
You're gonna look great in

1250
00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:02,070
everything.

1251
00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:05,099
Oh, thank you I, I mean I've

1252
00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:05,099
been working out a lot, so.

1253
00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:06,159
It shows.

1254
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:09,130
(whimsical music)

1255
00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:16,179
How's it going in there?

1256
00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:23,090
Joy, do you call this polyester

1257
00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:23,090
candy cane mess, classy?

1258
00:41:23,090 --> 00:41:25,219
'Cause if I wear it tonight,

1259
00:41:23,090 --> 00:41:25,219
kids will lick me to death.

1260
00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:28,239
Uh, well, there are still

1261
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,210
a few more options that you

1262
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,210
haven't tried.

1263
00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:34,010
This one's custom.

1264
00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:35,159
It's from Paris.

1265
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,269
Oh, now we're talking.

1266
00:41:37,269 --> 00:41:41,010
Oh, but it's a size zero, so.

1267
00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:41,280
Trust me.

1268
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,010
I'm a size zero, Joy.

1269
00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:46,159
Of course you are.

1270
00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:49,090
Double zero even.

1271
00:41:59,219 --> 00:42:03,059
(light mysterious music)

1272
00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:07,210
Joy, you weren't kidding.

1273
00:42:07,210 --> 00:42:09,099
I think we have a winner.

1274
00:42:11,019 --> 00:42:12,130
(ominous music)

1275
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,159
Do you need a hand?

1276
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:17,099
Oh thank you, Joy.

1277
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:20,019
It must have been a man

1278
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:20,019
that invented side zippers.

1279
00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:22,110
See, I told you I was a size

1280
00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:22,110
zero.

1281
00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:25,010
Your bow looks a little limp,

1282
00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:25,010
Mayor.

1283
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,059
Perhaps I could assist you with

1284
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,059
it, hm?

1285
00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:31,170
(Danica whimpering)

1286
00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:33,110
Are you okay?

1287
00:42:33,110 --> 00:42:34,239
Mayor?

1288
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,230
(Danica choking)

1289
00:42:36,230 --> 00:42:38,059
Danica?

1290
00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:39,019
Mayor?

1291
00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:43,079
(Danica choking)

1292
00:42:43,079 --> 00:42:44,289
Do you need me to come in there?

1293
00:42:44,289 --> 00:42:47,269
SATAN CLAUS: Oh that

1294
00:42:44,289 --> 00:42:47,269
dress is just to die for.

1295
00:42:47,269 --> 00:42:50,039
(Satan Claus laughing evilly)

1296
00:42:50,039 --> 00:42:53,099
(Danica choking)

1297
00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:55,269
I have this trick with

1298
00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:55,269
butter and a coat hanger.

1299
00:42:55,269 --> 00:42:57,119
I can get you right in there.

1300
00:42:58,139 --> 00:43:00,170
SATAN CLAUS: Isn't that

1301
00:42:58,139 --> 00:43:00,170
line a little tight?

1302
00:43:00,170 --> 00:43:03,119
(Satan Claus laughing)

1303
00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:04,179
I'm coming in there.

1304
00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:08,019
(tense music)

1305
00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:16,110
(Satan Claus laughing)

1306
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,280
Is there any way to just like

1307
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,199
get a normal coffee around here?

1308
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:26,010
But you're so ho ho, hot,

1309
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:26,010
chocolate.

1310
00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:28,179
Chad, that's not even

1311
00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:28,179
a real play on words.

1312
00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:31,139
Not everything said here has to

1313
00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:31,139
be like,

1314
00:43:31,139 --> 00:43:34,139
Christmas explosion.

1315
00:43:34,139 --> 00:43:35,260
Nah, I disatree.

1316
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:37,010
Chad.

1317
00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:38,010
I'll murder you in your sleep.

1318
00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:38,289
That one needs work.

1319
00:43:38,289 --> 00:43:39,239
Chad!

1320
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,130
What's going on?

1321
00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:41,190
A monster took the Mayor!

1322
00:43:41,190 --> 00:43:42,139
What?

1323
00:43:42,139 --> 00:43:43,099
Let's go.

1324
00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:47,230
She went through there.

1325
00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:50,210
With him, the monster man.

1326
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,190
I didn't see him but he had

1327
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,190
this horrible chuckle like,

1328
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:56,289
nails on a chalkboard

1329
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:56,289
mixed with a lion's roar.

1330
00:43:58,039 --> 00:43:59,099
Shit.

1331
00:43:59,099 --> 00:44:00,269
We'll get one of your brother's

1332
00:43:59,099 --> 00:44:00,269
down here to investigate.

1333
00:44:00,269 --> 00:44:02,139
Maybe Cole.

1334
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,000
Yes, definitely, definitely

1335
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,000
Cole.

1336
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,099
Maybe he can see where the

1337
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,099
air vent goes, you know?

1338
00:44:07,099 --> 00:44:10,199
Meanwhile just, try to relax,

1339
00:44:07,099 --> 00:44:10,199
okay?

1340
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:12,260
How the frankincense am I

1341
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:12,260
supposed to relax right now?

1342
00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:15,190
Well, you used to be a

1343
00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:15,190
competitive snowman builder,

1344
00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:16,170
right?

1345
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:18,150
Okay yeah, that's not a thing.

1346
00:44:18,150 --> 00:44:20,130
Tell that to my coach.

1347
00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:24,010
I medaled at the world snowman

1348
00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:24,010
championship in Finland.

1349
00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:25,050
Twice.

1350
00:44:25,050 --> 00:44:26,170
Twice.

1351
00:44:26,170 --> 00:44:31,210
Okay then go and build a

1352
00:44:26,170 --> 00:44:31,210
freaking snowman.

1353
00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,110
You know, frozen.

1354
00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:36,059
You see, Chad.

1355
00:44:36,059 --> 00:44:38,010
I am not crazy.

1356
00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:39,019
I know you're not.

1357
00:44:39,269 --> 00:44:42,239
This is not normal for

1358
00:44:39,269 --> 00:44:42,239
Ornaments.

1359
00:44:45,059 --> 00:44:46,099
For anywhere.

1360
00:44:58,210 --> 00:45:00,050
Now for the eyes.

1361
00:45:01,150 --> 00:45:03,159
I wonder what I can use.

1362
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,280
SATAN CLAUS: I can help you with

1363
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,280
those.

1364
00:45:10,110 --> 00:45:13,119
I spy some pretty little eyes.

1365
00:45:14,289 --> 00:45:15,260
Hello?

1366
00:45:18,059 --> 00:45:19,170
Noel?

1367
00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:20,079
Cole?

1368
00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:22,159
SATAN CLAUS: No no, over here.

1369
00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:23,119
That's right.

1370
00:45:24,059 --> 00:45:27,059
Why don't you come a little

1371
00:45:24,059 --> 00:45:27,059
closer.

1372
00:45:28,289 --> 00:45:31,219
Would you like to be

1373
00:45:28,289 --> 00:45:31,219
friends with a snowman, Joy?

1374
00:45:32,269 --> 00:45:36,030
Would you like to go

1375
00:45:32,269 --> 00:45:36,030
on a magical adventure

1376
00:45:36,030 --> 00:45:37,269
just like you've always dreamed

1377
00:45:36,030 --> 00:45:37,269
of?

1378
00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:40,099
(Satan Claus laughing)

1379
00:45:40,099 --> 00:45:42,190
(Joy grunting)

1380
00:45:42,190 --> 00:45:45,030
(dark music)

1381
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,019
(flesh ripping)

1382
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,260
Hello?

1383
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,239
(melancholy music)

1384
00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:25,139
Shit.

1385
00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:27,000
(horrific music)

1386
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,059
Oh Jesus!

1387
00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:30,030
God, you scared the crap out of

1388
00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:30,030
me.

1389
00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:31,099
Where's Aunt Becky?

1390
00:46:31,099 --> 00:46:32,250
Oh I, I don't know.

1391
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,260
I was downtown working

1392
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,260
on my nativity scene.

1393
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:37,059
It's gonna rock everyone's

1394
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:37,059
Christmas socks off.

1395
00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:38,199
Aunt Becky said that she

1396
00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:38,199
had choir practice here

1397
00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:40,210
and then she was gonna

1398
00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:40,210
carpool with us to the gala.

1399
00:46:40,210 --> 00:46:42,230
Maybe she changed her mind.

1400
00:46:42,230 --> 00:46:43,190
Now you go get ready.

1401
00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:45,250
You have a gingerbread gala to

1402
00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:45,250
cover.

1403
00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,019
Right, yeah.

1404
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,250
Does it, kinda like, smell funny

1405
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,250
to you?

1406
00:46:52,179 --> 00:46:53,219
Cookies.

1407
00:46:53,219 --> 00:46:56,170
And let's drop by my nativity

1408
00:46:53,219 --> 00:46:56,170
scene on the way there.

1409
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:01,119
This is it.

1410
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:05,269
Hey!

1411
00:47:05,269 --> 00:47:08,230
Losers, my sister here,

1412
00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:11,039
look she spent a lot of

1413
00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:11,039
time on this nativity scene,

1414
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:13,210
so why don't you and your little

1415
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:13,210
friend

1416
00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:14,199
go and fill your lungs

1417
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:18,039
with electronic teen

1418
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:18,039
cancer somewhere else?

1419
00:47:18,039 --> 00:47:19,059
Get out of here.

1420
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,059
Scram.

1421
00:47:22,190 --> 00:47:24,000
Thank you, Hol.

1422
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,239
Hey, I think your nativity

1423
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,239
scene looks...

1424
00:47:31,219 --> 00:47:32,230
sweet.

1425
00:47:32,230 --> 00:47:33,239
Oh!

1426
00:47:35,079 --> 00:47:36,030
Thank you.

1427
00:47:36,030 --> 00:47:37,110
Come on, let's go.

1428
00:47:38,219 --> 00:47:40,230
See that little camel?

1429
00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:44,110
(ominous music)

1430
00:47:48,219 --> 00:47:51,030
The silent auction for

1431
00:47:48,219 --> 00:47:51,030
the gingerbread houses

1432
00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:52,250
is already underway.

1433
00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:55,280
But these are not your typical

1434
00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:55,280
structures.

1435
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,230
There are skyscrapers, theme

1436
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,230
parks, even a Mall of America.

1437
00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:04,059
All made out of molasses and

1438
00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:04,059
dough.

1439
00:48:04,059 --> 00:48:08,079
Holly, do I spy a gingerbread

1440
00:48:04,059 --> 00:48:08,079
Statue of Liberty?

1441
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:10,000
You sure do, Christie.

1442
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,059
Oh, America's never looked so

1443
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,059
delicious.

1444
00:48:13,059 --> 00:48:15,190
(Holly laughs)

1445
00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:17,260
Well, I'll be back here tomorrow

1446
00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:17,260
night

1447
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:21,010
for the very white elephant gift

1448
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:21,010
exchange.

1449
00:48:21,010 --> 00:48:22,239
Christie, Dean.

1450
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,199
Thanks Holly.

1451
00:48:24,269 --> 00:48:26,199
Up next, Autumn.

1452
00:48:26,199 --> 00:48:29,019
The very incredible baby hippo

1453
00:48:29,019 --> 00:48:32,190
who can paint with her webbed

1454
00:48:29,019 --> 00:48:32,190
feet.

1455
00:48:32,190 --> 00:48:33,170
Adorable.

1456
00:48:33,170 --> 00:48:35,070
Oh man.

1457
00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:37,010
These cheapy candy cane heels.

1458
00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:38,289
They're just, they're killing

1459
00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:38,289
me.

1460
00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:40,050
(rhythmic drumming)

1461
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:43,159
Oh great, the dancing portion

1462
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:43,159
of the evening has begun.

1463
00:48:43,159 --> 00:48:45,099
Time to get the fudge home.

1464
00:48:45,099 --> 00:48:47,050
Fudge, sounds like Ornaments'

1465
00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:48,190
maybe rubbing off on you after

1466
00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:48,190
all.

1467
00:48:48,190 --> 00:48:50,039
Ha ha, it's not.

1468
00:48:50,039 --> 00:48:51,000
I meant to say.

1469
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,099
Frost.

1470
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:53,119
Miss Frost.

1471
00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:54,070
Oh, no thanks.

1472
00:48:54,070 --> 00:48:56,059
Those ham balls taste like rat

1473
00:48:54,070 --> 00:48:56,059
meat

1474
00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,030
stuffed into dirty baby socks.

1475
00:48:58,030 --> 00:49:00,210
Actually, I was wondering

1476
00:48:58,030 --> 00:49:00,210
if you'd like to dance.

1477
00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:02,119
Holly hates dancing.

1478
00:49:02,119 --> 00:49:04,019
Prom night, senior year.

1479
00:49:04,019 --> 00:49:06,010
She had us teepee the

1480
00:49:04,019 --> 00:49:06,010
principal's house instead.

1481
00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:09,150
Well, maybe I could um, make an

1482
00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:09,150
exception.

1483
00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:10,230
Jack Goldman.

1484
00:49:10,230 --> 00:49:11,250
Goldman.

1485
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:13,219
You're the one who's house

1486
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:13,219
got Christmas lighted.

1487
00:49:13,219 --> 00:49:15,250
By some vaping teen skamps.

1488
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,119
Why, is me being Jewish a

1489
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,119
problem?

1490
00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:18,130
Not at all.

1491
00:49:18,130 --> 00:49:19,159
I find it quite exotic.

1492
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:20,219
I mean, for this town.

1493
00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:24,119
Are you good to pack up on your

1494
00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:24,119
own?

1495
00:49:24,119 --> 00:49:25,070
Sure.

1496
00:49:25,070 --> 00:49:26,039
Great.

1497
00:49:30,030 --> 00:49:31,199
Ooh.

1498
00:49:31,199 --> 00:49:36,030
Deputy Wreath, you clean up

1499
00:49:31,199 --> 00:49:36,030
like a maid at a frat house.

1500
00:49:36,030 --> 00:49:38,159
I was wondering if I

1501
00:49:36,030 --> 00:49:38,159
could have this dance.

1502
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:40,130
I I I was just gonna ask the

1503
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:40,130
same thing.

1504
00:49:40,130 --> 00:49:41,079
Chris.

1505
00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:42,210
Boys, she's taken.

1506
00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:44,030
Well, I'm not taken.

1507
00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:44,230
It's just supposed to be like a

1508
00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:44,230
dance.

1509
00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:47,019
Aren't you working, Goldman?

1510
00:49:47,019 --> 00:49:48,139
Holly, one song, just you and

1511
00:49:47,019 --> 00:49:48,139
me.

1512
00:49:48,139 --> 00:49:49,269
Okay, boys, boys boys boys.

1513
00:49:49,269 --> 00:49:51,190
There's no need to fight.

1514
00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:54,269
Why don't we head back

1515
00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:54,269
to my sister's place

1516
00:49:54,269 --> 00:49:57,260
and have a little four person

1517
00:49:54,269 --> 00:49:57,260
dance party

1518
00:49:57,260 --> 00:49:59,099
in my childhood bedroom?

1519
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,210
Wait, I don't remember

1520
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,210
the floor in your room

1521
00:50:02,210 --> 00:50:04,139
being that big, Hol.

1522
00:50:04,139 --> 00:50:07,119
(Faith screaming)

1523
00:50:09,099 --> 00:50:11,070
Honey what's, what's wrong?

1524
00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:14,030
Danica, she, she's dead.

1525
00:50:14,030 --> 00:50:15,079
Hey, Danica's just late to the

1526
00:50:14,030 --> 00:50:15,079
gala.

1527
00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:18,070
No, I saw her outside in a

1528
00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:18,070
manger,

1529
00:50:18,070 --> 00:50:20,119
dressed like a wise man.

1530
00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:22,230
(Faith crying)

1531
00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:23,260
Oh my gosh!

1532
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:26,079
Chad, grab my camera, press

1533
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:26,079
the damn record button.

1534
00:50:26,079 --> 00:50:28,070
Kevins, get me back on,

1535
00:50:26,079 --> 00:50:28,070
I've got breaking news.

1536
00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:30,269
Move people, out of the way!

1537
00:50:30,269 --> 00:50:34,000
Now the quality of ivory in a

1538
00:50:30,269 --> 00:50:34,000
hippos tusk

1539
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,010
is not as good as an elephant's

1540
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,010
tusk.

1541
00:50:37,010 --> 00:50:37,219
It's not good.

1542
00:50:37,219 --> 00:50:39,000
But it does not hold them back

1543
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,230
from being exceptional artists.

1544
00:50:41,230 --> 00:50:44,000
I mean, Jackson Pollock at this

1545
00:50:41,230 --> 00:50:44,000
age.

1546
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,250
Now, can you see me?

1547
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,139
Hear me?

1548
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,139
Yes, Holly?

1549
00:50:45,139 --> 00:50:47,030
Okay, we're almost there.

1550
00:50:47,030 --> 00:50:48,170
Excuse me.

1551
00:50:49,230 --> 00:50:52,239
A young girl has just found

1552
00:50:49,230 --> 00:50:52,239
Mayor Danica Bells dead outside,

1553
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,039
posed in a gruesome nativity

1554
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,039
scene.

1555
00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:56,099
I think I have a guess

1556
00:50:56,099 --> 00:50:58,099
as to what may have killed Mayor

1557
00:50:56,099 --> 00:50:58,099
Bells.

1558
00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:06,079
False alarm, um.

1559
00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:09,230
- Back to you.

1560
00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:09,230
- Yes.

1561
00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:12,050
What's with the interrupting,

1562
00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:12,050
about the death stuff again?

1563
00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:14,170
- It's always about murders.

1564
00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:14,170
- 'Cause now my heart rate

1565
00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:16,150
is certainly up.

1566
00:51:16,150 --> 00:51:17,150
You know what?

1567
00:51:17,150 --> 00:51:19,159
This is why we love to

1568
00:51:17,150 --> 00:51:19,159
share human interests

1569
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,230
and also hippo interest stories.

1570
00:51:22,190 --> 00:51:24,070
Huh, no no no.

1571
00:51:24,070 --> 00:51:24,280
Oh no.

1572
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,039
Daddy, daddy, I swear I saw her.

1573
00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:27,159
You have to believe me.

1574
00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:28,119
I think you've just had

1575
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,289
a little too much sugar tonight,

1576
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,289
honey.

1577
00:51:29,289 --> 00:51:31,039
I believe you, Faith.

1578
00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:33,090
You do?

1579
00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,250
Holly thinks that all the blood

1580
00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:38,130
and missing people could be the

1581
00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:38,130
work of,

1582
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,199
Satan.

1583
00:51:40,199 --> 00:51:41,219
It's true.

1584
00:51:41,219 --> 00:51:42,170
Do you have any proof?

1585
00:51:42,170 --> 00:51:43,170
Yeah, I have proof.

1586
00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,130
I have a picture of a

1587
00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,130
note written in blood,

1588
00:51:45,130 --> 00:51:47,119
and you saw the vent, plus

1589
00:51:45,130 --> 00:51:47,119
the van the other night.

1590
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:49,000
No, those are the same vaping

1591
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:49,000
teens

1592
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,150
who vandalized Goldman's place.

1593
00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,099
They probably used cranberry

1594
00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,099
sauce or something.

1595
00:51:52,099 --> 00:51:54,000
It's not cranberry sauce.

1596
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,159
If you would test it you would

1597
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,159
see that.

1598
00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:58,079
Okay, I'm gonna find Danica

1599
00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:58,079
and put this all to bed.

1600
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,260
Faith, why don't you go lend a

1601
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,260
hand.

1602
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:02,199
Yeah, okay.

1603
00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:08,030
Holly, you're freaking everyone

1604
00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:08,030
out.

1605
00:52:08,030 --> 00:52:10,210
Yeah, well we should

1606
00:52:08,030 --> 00:52:10,210
be freaked out, Chris.

1607
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:12,000
Look, over the past few days,

1608
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,179
your Mayor cousin,

1609
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,179
snowman building Joy,

1610
00:52:14,179 --> 00:52:18,210
those two nerdy baristas, and

1611
00:52:14,179 --> 00:52:18,210
Aunt Becky have all vanished.

1612
00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:19,179
It's Satan.

1613
00:52:20,159 --> 00:52:22,219
Holly, I care about you.

1614
00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:26,130
But the devil doesn't make

1615
00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:26,130
baristas disappear for sport.

1616
00:52:26,130 --> 00:52:31,050
And throwing around the S

1617
00:52:26,130 --> 00:52:31,050
word, isn't good for Faith.

1618
00:52:32,019 --> 00:52:33,000
She's sensitive.

1619
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:36,250
Because of her mother and

1620
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:36,250
the hot air balloon accident,

1621
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,289
I can't have anything happen to

1622
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,289
her.

1623
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,010
Especially something so,

1624
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,010
darn silly.

1625
00:52:42,010 --> 00:52:43,210
No, Chris, I'm telling you.

1626
00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:46,099
Look, I think it's best

1627
00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:46,099
you find a new camera man.

1628
00:52:47,079 --> 00:52:48,110
And a new man friend.

1629
00:52:50,010 --> 00:52:50,260
Uh.

1630
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:51,219
I gotta go.

1631
00:52:56,030 --> 00:52:57,019
We're not dating.

1632
00:52:58,139 --> 00:52:59,230
Satan.

1633
00:52:59,230 --> 00:53:00,250
I warned you, Holly.

1634
00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:02,070
No depressing stuff.

1635
00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:05,130
And, you cut off our painting

1636
00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:05,130
hippo story.

1637
00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:07,000
If you want that anchor cheese,

1638
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000
you stick to the script and

1639
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000
look relatable while doing it.

1640
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,079
So smile like crazy when

1641
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,079
you're with the kiddos tonight.

1642
00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:13,130
Something is not right here

1643
00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:14,250
and I want to solve why.

1644
00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:17,090
Yeah, no solving, just smiling.

1645
00:53:21,219 --> 00:53:22,179
Who was that?

1646
00:53:22,179 --> 00:53:24,139
Just my bitch boss.

1647
00:53:25,099 --> 00:53:26,289
He, like the rest of Ornaments,

1648
00:53:26,289 --> 00:53:28,130
doesn't give a flying fudge

1649
00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,230
that freaky stuff is

1650
00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,230
happening in this world.

1651
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:32,280
I don't know.

1652
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,050
Maybe he's right, maybe,

1653
00:53:34,289 --> 00:53:36,250
maybe I shouldn't either.

1654
00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:39,150
Do you ever wear your hair down?

1655
00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:40,280
I overheard your call.

1656
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,239
Oh no.

1657
00:53:42,210 --> 00:53:46,070
If you want to be more

1658
00:53:42,210 --> 00:53:46,070
relatable, may I?

1659
00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:48,159
(sleigh bells ringing)

1660
00:53:48,159 --> 00:53:49,159
Sure.

1661
00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,059
Okay.

1662
00:53:50,059 --> 00:53:52,079
(cheerful music)

1663
00:54:04,050 --> 00:54:05,260
(Cookie laughs)

1664
00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:07,159
And now for the grand finale.

1665
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,150
Um.

1666
00:54:11,150 --> 00:54:13,050
Have a holly jolly Christmas.

1667
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,150
You get it?

1668
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,230
Um, not a clue.

1669
00:54:17,010 --> 00:54:17,260
Because your name is Holly.

1670
00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:19,139
I'm kidding, Cook.

1671
00:54:19,139 --> 00:54:21,239
It's amazing.

1672
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,050
Now get outta here so I can

1673
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,050
change into this masterpiece.

1674
00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:25,059
Oh, hold on.

1675
00:54:27,269 --> 00:54:29,219
Okay, it's not very Christmassy.

1676
00:54:29,219 --> 00:54:31,030
No, it's for when you put on the

1677
00:54:29,219 --> 00:54:31,030
sweater

1678
00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:33,099
to protect your makeup and your

1679
00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:33,099
curls.

1680
00:54:33,099 --> 00:54:35,050
That's very weird.

1681
00:54:35,050 --> 00:54:36,019
Okay.

1682
00:54:36,019 --> 00:54:37,119
Hey, hey hey hey.

1683
00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:40,130
Thank you.

1684
00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:42,050
What's family for?

1685
00:54:43,070 --> 00:54:44,119
Yay!

1686
00:54:44,119 --> 00:54:45,139
Yay, yay, yay.

1687
00:54:48,119 --> 00:54:49,139
Okay.

1688
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:56,219
(mysterious music)

1689
00:54:56,219 --> 00:54:58,079
Perfectly relatable.

1690
00:54:58,079 --> 00:55:01,000
(ominous music)

1691
00:55:05,059 --> 00:55:06,139
Okay, ready people.

1692
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:08,210
Three, two, show time.

1693
00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:13,239
Everybody ready for some

1694
00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:13,239
holiday cheer and magic?

1695
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,250
Okay Faith, open up your

1696
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,250
present.

1697
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,280
And, what did you get, little

1698
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,280
girl?

1699
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,010
Ooh, I think it might be

1700
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,010
raspberry jelly.

1701
00:55:26,010 --> 00:55:27,059
Ooh.

1702
00:55:27,059 --> 00:55:28,139
I think it leaked through.

1703
00:55:28,139 --> 00:55:29,139
Wow.

1704
00:55:29,139 --> 00:55:32,000
Okay, you can open up

1705
00:55:29,139 --> 00:55:32,000
your presents now, too.

1706
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:34,030
Ah!

1707
00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:35,010
Oh wait, it's uh.

1708
00:55:35,010 --> 00:55:36,179
(ominous music)

1709
00:55:36,179 --> 00:55:37,199
It's a foot.

1710
00:55:39,190 --> 00:55:40,269
From a person.

1711
00:55:40,269 --> 00:55:42,099
(people gasping)

1712
00:55:42,099 --> 00:55:44,239
MAN: Is that, is that real?

1713
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,159
(ominous music)

1714
00:56:11,269 --> 00:56:13,030
Holly.

1715
00:56:13,030 --> 00:56:14,099
Are you having a stroke?

1716
00:56:14,099 --> 00:56:16,050
Uh, yeah um.

1717
00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:20,260
I think that maybe we

1718
00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:20,260
should, uh, wrap this up.

1719
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:23,110
I'm uh.

1720
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:23,110
Thank you.

1721
00:56:23,110 --> 00:56:24,059
I think, I mean.

1722
00:56:24,059 --> 00:56:26,010
Put the fudging camera down,

1723
00:56:24,059 --> 00:56:26,010
Chad!

1724
00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:27,199
Oh my God, Cookie!

1725
00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:29,130
(people gasping)

1726
00:56:29,130 --> 00:56:30,110
She's not breathing!

1727
00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:31,110
Someone call an ambulance!

1728
00:56:31,110 --> 00:56:33,090
I can do CPR while we wait.

1729
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:35,110
Can I get the parents

1730
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:35,110
to grab their children

1731
00:56:35,110 --> 00:56:37,090
and take them home immediately.

1732
00:56:37,090 --> 00:56:38,289
That's an order.

1733
00:56:38,289 --> 00:56:40,050
All of this it,

1734
00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:43,099
it must have triggered her

1735
00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:43,099
back to that Christmas morning.

1736
00:56:43,099 --> 00:56:44,239
She's gonna be okay, right?

1737
00:56:46,110 --> 00:56:47,190
She has to be okay.

1738
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:54,199
(sirens blaring)

1739
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:54,199
(dramatic music)

1740
00:57:03,039 --> 00:57:06,099
This is the same thing happened

1741
00:57:03,039 --> 00:57:06,099
to your parents, isn't it?

1742
00:57:06,099 --> 00:57:07,119
Yeah, Aunt Becky said they were

1743
00:57:06,099 --> 00:57:07,119
found

1744
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,260
wrapped up like gifts

1745
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,260
under the Christmas tree.

1746
00:57:11,070 --> 00:57:13,099
If the killer really is back,

1747
00:57:13,099 --> 00:57:15,159
that means he went dormant for

1748
00:57:13,099 --> 00:57:15,159
decades

1749
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,170
and came back right when you

1750
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,170
did.

1751
00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:19,000
What are you saying, Noel?

1752
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,099
I'm saying it's a hell of a

1753
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,099
coincidence.

1754
00:57:22,099 --> 00:57:23,000
I don't have time for this right

1755
00:57:22,099 --> 00:57:23,000
now.

1756
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,010
I need to be with my sister.

1757
00:57:24,010 --> 00:57:25,090
Chad, Chris, wait up.

1758
00:57:38,059 --> 00:57:39,070
Hey.

1759
00:57:41,179 --> 00:57:42,179
It's warm.

1760
00:57:42,179 --> 00:57:43,199
Thank you.

1761
00:57:45,150 --> 00:57:46,159
How you feeling?

1762
00:57:48,119 --> 00:57:53,110
My brain's just trying to

1763
00:57:48,119 --> 00:57:53,110
make sense of all this.

1764
00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:56,010
You know I, I knew there

1765
00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:56,010
was evil in the world,

1766
00:57:56,010 --> 00:57:58,059
just not here in Ornaments.

1767
00:57:58,059 --> 00:58:00,289
I mean not for a long time,

1768
00:57:58,059 --> 00:58:00,289
at least.

1769
00:58:00,289 --> 00:58:02,210
Now it's back and it's all my

1770
00:58:00,289 --> 00:58:02,210
fault.

1771
00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,219
No, you can't blame yourself,

1772
00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,219
Holly.

1773
00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:06,110
Maybe not for the letter that

1774
00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:06,110
I wrote when we were kids,

1775
00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:08,059
but the one the other night,

1776
00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:08,059
I mean.

1777
00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:10,159
I don't know.

1778
00:58:11,219 --> 00:58:14,190
I always thought that the devil

1779
00:58:11,219 --> 00:58:14,190
was just made up, you know?

1780
00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:18,230
Like a mascot for the bad

1781
00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:18,230
so that people wouldn't sin.

1782
00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:22,210
An evil spirit that was just

1783
00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:22,210
as fictitious as the one

1784
00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:25,039
with the white beard that

1785
00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:25,039
I thought I was writing to.

1786
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:27,289
(phone ringing)

1787
00:58:27,289 --> 00:58:28,260
Oy.

1788
00:58:29,230 --> 00:58:30,130
It's my boss.

1789
00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:33,179
Probably calling to fire my ass.

1790
00:58:33,179 --> 00:58:35,000
Oh, you don't know that.

1791
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,269
Hm.

1792
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:38,099
I'll be fine.

1793
00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:40,219
Just, I'm glad you're here with

1794
00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:40,219
me.

1795
00:58:40,219 --> 00:58:42,070
Okay, I'll, I'll be quick.

1796
00:58:42,070 --> 00:58:43,030
Okay.

1797
00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:47,159
Pretty crazy night, huh?

1798
00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:49,139
KEVINS: More like crazy ratings.

1799
00:58:50,150 --> 00:58:51,059
What?

1800
00:58:51,059 --> 00:58:52,289
Your segment just went viral.

1801
00:58:52,289 --> 00:58:55,210
Over three million views

1802
00:58:52,289 --> 00:58:55,210
in just under an hour.

1803
00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:56,230
Guess I was wrong, eh?

1804
00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:59,210
People don't want feel

1805
00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:59,210
good, they want darkness,

1806
00:58:59,210 --> 00:59:02,260
blood and gore, so, come

1807
00:58:59,210 --> 00:59:02,260
on, let's give it to 'em.

1808
00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:04,039
That is disgusting.

1809
00:59:04,039 --> 00:59:05,000
You are talking about people

1810
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,059
who lost their lives including

1811
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,059
my aunt.

1812
00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:09,199
Listen, it's time to get

1813
00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:09,199
back to investigative, Holly.

1814
00:59:09,199 --> 00:59:11,260
Find out who's doing the kills.

1815
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:15,199
Who knows, you may end up

1816
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:15,199
getting poached by Fox News.

1817
00:59:18,230 --> 00:59:22,059
I hope scouring the B roll

1818
00:59:18,230 --> 00:59:22,059
will help us catch the killer.

1819
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,039
What if she's right?

1820
00:59:24,039 --> 00:59:25,130
Holly, that it's um,

1821
00:59:28,090 --> 00:59:29,110
Satan.

1822
00:59:29,110 --> 00:59:31,230
I got a big fat bag of evidence.

1823
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,050
Seems to be some kind of a

1824
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,050
disguise.

1825
00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:35,210
They found it behind Aunt B's.

1826
00:59:36,199 --> 00:59:38,099
Got a brown wig.

1827
00:59:40,139 --> 00:59:41,289
Camera, glasses.

1828
00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:44,219
Bubble gum lip gloss.

1829
00:59:44,219 --> 00:59:47,099
Animal print scarf and finally

1830
00:59:44,219 --> 00:59:47,099
this,

1831
00:59:48,059 --> 00:59:49,170
coral blazer.

1832
00:59:49,170 --> 00:59:50,239
Well that's tangerine.

1833
00:59:53,070 --> 00:59:54,199
Oh, holy night.

1834
00:59:55,210 --> 00:59:57,010
It's definitely tangerine.

1835
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,150
There something about these

1836
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,150
items

1837
00:59:58,150 --> 00:59:59,280
that look familiar to you?

1838
01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,239
What are you keeping from me,

1839
01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,239
Pringle?

1840
01:00:04,269 --> 01:00:08,099
Those, those are Holly's things.

1841
01:00:08,099 --> 01:00:09,159
What?

1842
01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:12,099
Noel, there's no way Holly did

1843
01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:12,099
this.

1844
01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,099
Chris.

1845
01:00:15,190 --> 01:00:16,170
Where is she now?

1846
01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:20,110
(ominous music)

1847
01:00:21,179 --> 01:00:23,010
DEPUTY WREATH: Hands up!

1848
01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:24,269
Oh oh oh!

1849
01:00:24,269 --> 01:00:25,230
Deputy.

1850
01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:28,099
Worst stripper gram ever.

1851
01:00:28,099 --> 01:00:30,019
This isn't a joke.

1852
01:00:30,019 --> 01:00:31,269
Noel told me what you did to

1853
01:00:30,019 --> 01:00:31,269
those people.

1854
01:00:31,269 --> 01:00:33,170
To our sweet little sister.

1855
01:00:33,170 --> 01:00:34,070
What?

1856
01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:34,280
Chad, what is going on here?

1857
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,000
Hands behind your back, Frost.

1858
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,119
Okay, okay, geez.

1859
01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:41,260
You're under arrest

1860
01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:44,269
for six homicides in Ornaments.

1861
01:00:44,269 --> 01:00:46,159
What are you talking about?

1862
01:00:46,159 --> 01:00:47,239
The bodies that were found

1863
01:00:46,159 --> 01:00:47,239
tonight,

1864
01:00:47,239 --> 01:00:50,260
all of your sister's personal

1865
01:00:47,239 --> 01:00:50,260
belongings were there, Cookie.

1866
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:52,119
Covered in victim's blood.

1867
01:00:52,119 --> 01:00:53,170
Oh, okay.

1868
01:00:53,170 --> 01:00:54,170
Look, I'm obviously being

1869
01:00:53,170 --> 01:00:54,170
framed.

1870
01:00:54,170 --> 01:00:55,159
Cookie.

1871
01:00:55,159 --> 01:00:56,280
No it was you, wasn't it?

1872
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,269
What?

1873
01:00:58,269 --> 01:01:00,130
You killed mom and dad

1874
01:00:58,269 --> 01:01:00,130
when we were little.

1875
01:01:00,130 --> 01:01:01,179
What?

1876
01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,130
All because they wouldn't

1877
01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,130
buy you a Darby Dream Wagon.

1878
01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:05,269
And then, and then you came back

1879
01:01:05,269 --> 01:01:08,190
to do a news story so that

1880
01:01:05,269 --> 01:01:08,190
you would be promoted.

1881
01:01:08,190 --> 01:01:09,159
No!

1882
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:10,280
You're a psychopath!

1883
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280
I would never do something like

1884
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280
that.

1885
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,280
I love our parents, Aunt

1886
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,280
Becky, look, I love you.

1887
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,039
Yeah, yeah, and that's why you

1888
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,039
never,

1889
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:20,239
you know, came back to visit

1890
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:20,239
or send me a birthday card.

1891
01:01:20,239 --> 01:01:21,130
(Cookie crying)

1892
01:01:21,130 --> 01:01:23,039
Just hear her out, Cookie.

1893
01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:24,010
No!

1894
01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:30,150
The only person that

1895
01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:30,150
you love is your drunk,

1896
01:01:30,150 --> 01:01:34,260
demented, depraved big city

1897
01:01:30,150 --> 01:01:34,260
self!

1898
01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:38,000
Just take her away, Deputy.

1899
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,269
No, this, this is bullshit.

1900
01:01:39,269 --> 01:01:41,090
Cole, I want a lawyer.

1901
01:01:41,090 --> 01:01:42,039
You've got one.

1902
01:01:42,039 --> 01:01:44,260
(hopeful music)

1903
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,230
Passed the bar last fall.

1904
01:01:47,230 --> 01:01:50,170
Cole, the courthouse doesn't

1905
01:01:47,230 --> 01:01:50,170
reopen until after Christmas.

1906
01:01:50,170 --> 01:01:52,039
She can stay with me in the

1907
01:01:50,170 --> 01:01:52,039
meantime.

1908
01:01:52,039 --> 01:01:54,139
She's a maniac, Pringle.

1909
01:01:54,139 --> 01:01:56,099
She's crazy, she killed Joy.

1910
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,269
Uncuff her.

1911
01:01:59,210 --> 01:02:00,179
Now.

1912
01:02:03,230 --> 01:02:06,139
(Cookie crying)

1913
01:02:11,179 --> 01:02:15,079
I hear we're having a slumber

1914
01:02:11,179 --> 01:02:15,079
party?

1915
01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:16,039
Yeah.

1916
01:02:17,239 --> 01:02:19,250
Um, hey Chris.

1917
01:02:21,110 --> 01:02:25,199
Thank you, thank you both,

1918
01:02:21,110 --> 01:02:25,199
for coming to save me.

1919
01:02:26,170 --> 01:02:29,070
We believe you, about Satan.

1920
01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:32,039
Like you believed I wasn't

1921
01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:32,039
seeing things in the manger.

1922
01:02:33,010 --> 01:02:33,260
Yeah.

1923
01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:37,059
Just, I wish my sister believed

1924
01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:37,059
me.

1925
01:02:38,210 --> 01:02:40,030
Hey, you can sleep on the couch,

1926
01:02:40,030 --> 01:02:42,210
or in the master while I'm on

1927
01:02:40,030 --> 01:02:42,210
the couch.

1928
01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:43,219
(distant growling)

1929
01:02:43,219 --> 01:02:44,119
Um guys,

1930
01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:46,199
um that's not Santa, is it?

1931
01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:49,050
(ominous music)

1932
01:02:49,050 --> 01:02:50,110
Oh shit.

1933
01:02:50,110 --> 01:02:51,099
Happy holidays.

1934
01:02:52,210 --> 01:02:55,030
(Satan Claus laughs)

1935
01:02:55,030 --> 01:02:56,000
Chris!

1936
01:02:57,019 --> 01:02:58,130
(Faith screams)

1937
01:02:58,130 --> 01:03:01,019
Oh, is there anything better at

1938
01:02:58,130 --> 01:03:01,019
Christmas

1939
01:03:01,019 --> 01:03:03,099
than a fallen angel.

1940
01:03:03,099 --> 01:03:04,059
(Satan Claus laughs)

1941
01:03:04,059 --> 01:03:05,010
Dad!

1942
01:03:05,010 --> 01:03:05,260
Help!

1943
01:03:05,010 --> 01:03:05,260
Daddy,

1944
01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:07,059
I can't feel my fingers!

1945
01:03:07,059 --> 01:03:08,079
Don't like snow angels!

1946
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:09,219
Holly, save us!

1947
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:12,019
Let them go.

1948
01:03:12,019 --> 01:03:15,099
You have done enough damage

1949
01:03:12,019 --> 01:03:15,099
to this town and to my life!

1950
01:03:15,099 --> 01:03:17,179
Oh, did I?

1951
01:03:17,179 --> 01:03:19,110
Oh that's so sad.

1952
01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:22,079
(Faith crying)

1953
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:23,119
Screw this.

1954
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,230
You have a sweet tooth, honey?

1955
01:03:26,230 --> 01:03:29,139
Be careful, you might get a

1956
01:03:26,230 --> 01:03:29,139
little hippy.

1957
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,289
It's over, asshole.

1958
01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:34,019
(Holly yells)

1959
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:34,269
(candycanes stabbing flesh)

1960
01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:35,230
Oh, come on!

1961
01:03:36,159 --> 01:03:38,059
You, you just blinded me.

1962
01:03:39,070 --> 01:03:40,030
Oh, ow!

1963
01:03:42,269 --> 01:03:44,230
Oh no, look at that, I'm totally

1964
01:03:42,269 --> 01:03:44,230
fine.

1965
01:03:44,230 --> 01:03:47,019
(Satan Claus laughs)

1966
01:03:47,019 --> 01:03:48,139
What do you want?

1967
01:03:48,139 --> 01:03:50,119
What do I want?

1968
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:53,119
You wrote me, remember?

1969
01:03:53,119 --> 01:03:56,159
You gave me Christmas.

1970
01:03:57,130 --> 01:04:01,150
Which by the way, is a

1971
01:03:57,130 --> 01:04:01,150
fabulous gift, sweetheart.

1972
01:04:01,150 --> 01:04:02,239
I am having a ball.

1973
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,090
(Chris screams)

1974
01:04:05,090 --> 01:04:06,280
CHRIS: Get out of here, Holly!

1975
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,139
(tense music)

1976
01:04:10,269 --> 01:04:12,219
(intense music)

1977
01:04:12,219 --> 01:04:14,099
(Holly grunts)

1978
01:04:14,099 --> 01:04:15,150
Run Holly!

1979
01:04:15,150 --> 01:04:17,030
To my place!

1980
01:04:17,030 --> 01:04:18,139
We'll be fine, just go quick.

1981
01:04:18,139 --> 01:04:21,280
It is the most wonderful time of

1982
01:04:18,139 --> 01:04:21,280
the year.

1983
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,230
(Satan Claus laughs)

1984
01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:26,070
(dark music)

1985
01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:33,079
(Holly panting)

1986
01:04:35,030 --> 01:04:37,219
(Holly crying)

1987
01:04:43,039 --> 01:04:44,090
(intense music)

1988
01:04:43,039 --> 01:04:44,090
(Holly gasps)

1989
01:04:44,090 --> 01:04:46,130
CHRIS: Holly, it's us.

1990
01:04:47,139 --> 01:04:49,039
Come in, come in.

1991
01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:49,289
Oh my God, are you all right?

1992
01:04:49,289 --> 01:04:51,099
I was so scared.

1993
01:04:53,130 --> 01:04:54,150
Is that fiend gone?

1994
01:04:54,150 --> 01:04:55,119
For now.

1995
01:04:56,079 --> 01:04:57,179
Exactly.

1996
01:04:57,179 --> 01:04:58,210
For now.

1997
01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:01,150
We can't defeat Satan

1998
01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:01,150
physically.

1999
01:05:01,150 --> 01:05:04,030
Question is, is how?

2000
01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,260
Let's just get you patched up

2001
01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,260
first, okay?

2002
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,230
Okay.

2003
01:05:12,019 --> 01:05:13,260
- Hey.

2004
01:05:12,019 --> 01:05:13,260
- Hey.

2005
01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:15,190
Are you sure you don't

2006
01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:15,190
mind taking the couch?

2007
01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:17,230
Oh, yeah yeah, no no, it's no

2008
01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:17,230
problem.

2009
01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:20,239
Thanks for everything this week,

2010
01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:20,239
Chris.

2011
01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:23,159
You've been, you've been so

2012
01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:23,159
great.

2013
01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:25,010
Especially considering all that

2014
01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:25,010
crap

2015
01:05:25,010 --> 01:05:27,260
that I put you through

2016
01:05:25,010 --> 01:05:27,260
when we were younger.

2017
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:30,070
Holly, we're dealing with a

2018
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:30,070
holiday devil.

2019
01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:32,250
Surviving together is

2020
01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:32,250
all that matters now.

2021
01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:36,190
So, why don't you dream of

2022
01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:36,190
sugarplum fairies for me, okay?

2023
01:05:38,059 --> 01:05:39,039
Okay.

2024
01:05:41,130 --> 01:05:43,010
Oh um, um.

2025
01:05:43,010 --> 01:05:45,139
No kissing, at least not this

2026
01:05:43,010 --> 01:05:45,139
early on.

2027
01:05:47,130 --> 01:05:49,050
Yeah, okay, cool.

2028
01:05:49,050 --> 01:05:52,190
You know what, I, actually I get

2029
01:05:49,050 --> 01:05:52,190
it.

2030
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,010
Um.

2031
01:05:55,010 --> 01:05:56,050
(Holly laughs)

2032
01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:58,250
How bout we high five instead?

2033
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,230
Uh, sure.

2034
01:06:00,230 --> 01:06:01,179
Yeah?

2035
01:06:01,179 --> 01:06:02,260
Sure.

2036
01:06:01,179 --> 01:06:02,260
Okay.

2037
01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:03,210
All right.

2038
01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:04,170
High five.

2039
01:06:06,059 --> 01:06:08,139
Um, goodnight Chris Pringle.

2040
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:12,000
Night Holly Frost.

2041
01:06:15,119 --> 01:06:16,079
Hm.

2042
01:06:28,170 --> 01:06:31,280
(notifications dinging)

2043
01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,269
Let me guess.

2044
01:06:56,170 --> 01:06:57,150
Santa's reindeer?

2045
01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:03,130
I know it probably seems silly

2046
01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:03,130
but,

2047
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,139
when I lost my mom to the hot

2048
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,139
air balloon,

2049
01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,139
I became depressed.

2050
01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:15,269
I needed to find faith to

2051
01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:15,269
continue on.

2052
01:07:15,269 --> 01:07:19,070
I mean, living in Ornaments,

2053
01:07:15,269 --> 01:07:19,070
Santa seemed like a good start.

2054
01:07:21,210 --> 01:07:25,110
I put these out every year

2055
01:07:21,210 --> 01:07:25,110
and someone eats them.

2056
01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:27,119
Sure, maybe it's my dad but,

2057
01:07:28,099 --> 01:07:30,030
I like to think it's the

2058
01:07:28,099 --> 01:07:30,030
reindeer.

2059
01:07:33,199 --> 01:07:36,039
O-M-Gingerbread.

2060
01:07:36,039 --> 01:07:37,179
What is it?

2061
01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:41,289
If Satan is real, then who's

2062
01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:41,289
to say that Santa isn't?

2063
01:07:41,289 --> 01:07:43,090
I can't believe my lips

2064
01:07:41,289 --> 01:07:43,090
are about to say this,

2065
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:46,130
but what if I wrote to

2066
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:46,130
Santa to ask his advice

2067
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,050
on how to get this horny

2068
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,050
hell raiser out of Ornaments?

2069
01:07:49,050 --> 01:07:50,110
A, a letter to Santa!

2070
01:07:50,110 --> 01:07:51,059
Yes!

2071
01:07:51,059 --> 01:07:52,000
I'll get a pen.

2072
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,039
And I will get some liquid

2073
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,039
courage.

2074
01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:55,269
(both squealing)

2075
01:07:55,269 --> 01:07:58,019
Dear Santa.

2076
01:07:59,099 --> 01:08:04,119
Hey, it's been 20,

2077
01:07:59,099 --> 01:08:04,119
oh scratch that.

2078
01:08:04,119 --> 01:08:09,139
21 years since we last spoke.

2079
01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:15,099
I need to bring back joy to

2080
01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:15,099
Ornaments and take down Satan.

2081
01:08:18,199 --> 01:08:23,210
How the, fudge, do I do that?

2082
01:08:25,270 --> 01:08:29,260
Love, Holly Frost.

2083
01:08:34,050 --> 01:08:35,090
Something's not right.

2084
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,250
Winters.

2085
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,069
It says Santa, right?

2086
01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:49,050
Here goes nothin'.

2087
01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:56,060
Now we just have to get it to

2088
01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:56,060
Santa.

2089
01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,210
Oh, but the bakery's closed

2090
01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,210
tonight.

2091
01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:02,210
I know what that look means.

2092
01:09:03,220 --> 01:09:06,239
I have a plan, Miss Winters.

2093
01:09:08,010 --> 01:09:10,220
(hopeful music)

2094
01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:27,100
(magical music)

2095
01:09:38,069 --> 01:09:39,189
Oh my God, Faith, is everything

2096
01:09:38,069 --> 01:09:39,189
okay?

2097
01:09:39,189 --> 01:09:40,289
Better than okay.

2098
01:09:40,289 --> 01:09:41,250
What?

2099
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,189
I found this by my half eaten

2100
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,189
carrots.

2101
01:09:43,189 --> 01:09:44,250
He wrote back.

2102
01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,199
What?

2103
01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,199
Santa's real.

2104
01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:46,180
Open it, open it.

2105
01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:49,090
(Holly squeals)

2106
01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:53,250
Dear Holly, it's nice to hear

2107
01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:53,250
from you.

2108
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:57,250
If you help a friend in need

2109
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:57,250
and find a song in your soul,

2110
01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:59,119
you can light up the world.

2111
01:09:59,119 --> 01:10:02,029
Ho ho ho, Santa.

2112
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:06,100
This is straight up gibberish.

2113
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,260
No.

2114
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,109
No, I think it's a riddle.

2115
01:10:09,109 --> 01:10:11,010
I love riddles.

2116
01:10:11,010 --> 01:10:14,090
Oh God, Santa wrote me a

2117
01:10:11,010 --> 01:10:14,090
fudging riddle to abolish Satan?

2118
01:10:14,090 --> 01:10:15,079
Okay, it looks like it's written

2119
01:10:15,079 --> 01:10:16,039
in three different sections.

2120
01:10:16,039 --> 01:10:17,260
So we should start at the

2121
01:10:16,039 --> 01:10:17,260
beginning.

2122
01:10:17,260 --> 01:10:19,060
If you help a friend in need.

2123
01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:20,199
Do you have a friend in need?

2124
01:10:21,159 --> 01:10:22,279
I don't have any friends.

2125
01:10:23,210 --> 01:10:24,189
(Holly gasps)

2126
01:10:24,189 --> 01:10:27,090
Except for Chad.

2127
01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,279
(Chad sighing)

2128
01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:34,079
Oh, hey.

2129
01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:36,220
I'm glad you're not in the

2130
01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:36,220
slammer.

2131
01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:37,250
Hey, what's going on Uncle Chad?

2132
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,189
Why are you tossing out

2133
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,189
all those pretty pies.

2134
01:10:40,189 --> 01:10:43,199
Well, everyone's afraid

2135
01:10:40,189 --> 01:10:43,199
to leave their homes.

2136
01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:45,060
They think Holly's a mass

2137
01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:45,060
murderess,

2138
01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:49,069
so Sheriff Noel canceled the

2139
01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:49,069
rest of Christmas Wonder.

2140
01:10:49,069 --> 01:10:51,250
Including tonight's caroling

2141
01:10:49,069 --> 01:10:51,250
concert at the bakery.

2142
01:10:53,189 --> 01:10:57,239
Holly, Santa said to find

2143
01:10:53,189 --> 01:10:57,239
a song within your soul.

2144
01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:01,270
Maybe Santa wants the concert to

2145
01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:01,270
go on.

2146
01:11:01,270 --> 01:11:04,159
I think that you're right.

2147
01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:06,039
Ah, shit, he's early.

2148
01:11:06,039 --> 01:11:07,050
Who?

2149
01:11:07,050 --> 01:11:08,000
Who's early?

2150
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,119
Faith, makeover.

2151
01:11:10,119 --> 01:11:13,060
(cheerful music)

2152
01:11:16,079 --> 01:11:19,050
(romantic music)

2153
01:11:19,050 --> 01:11:20,000
Wow.

2154
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,260
Chad.

2155
01:11:21,199 --> 01:11:22,189
You look different.

2156
01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:24,289
I do?

2157
01:11:24,289 --> 01:11:26,170
Uh, what are you doing here?

2158
01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:29,250
Uh, your niece called, said

2159
01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:29,250
there was an emergency.

2160
01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:31,029
Faithy, what?

2161
01:11:31,029 --> 01:11:32,220
Uh, John.

2162
01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:37,239
Chad had something that

2163
01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:37,239
he would like to ask you.

2164
01:11:39,069 --> 01:11:40,020
I do?

2165
01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,060
Mm-hm.

2166
01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:46,069
Uh, maybe, would you like

2167
01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:46,069
to go for a bite sometime?

2168
01:11:49,079 --> 01:11:51,020
What took you so long, Chady?

2169
01:11:52,119 --> 01:11:54,020
I thought you weren't

2170
01:11:52,119 --> 01:11:54,020
interested.

2171
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:56,159
I thought you weren't

2172
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:56,159
interested.

2173
01:11:56,159 --> 01:11:57,109
Aw.

2174
01:11:57,109 --> 01:11:58,010
Okay, great.

2175
01:11:58,010 --> 01:11:59,000
So you both like each other.

2176
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,039
Now we have to get back

2177
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,039
to saving Christmas.

2178
01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:02,189
Chad, send an email blast

2179
01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:02,189
to all of your customers.

2180
01:12:02,189 --> 01:12:05,060
Tell them that the event

2181
01:12:02,189 --> 01:12:05,060
her tonight is uncancelled.

2182
01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:10,069
And, ah, everybody who

2183
01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:10,069
attends gets free pie.

2184
01:12:10,270 --> 01:12:12,170
I don't know if I have enough

2185
01:12:10,270 --> 01:12:12,170
filling.

2186
01:12:12,170 --> 01:12:14,170
Oh darling, I know a hot farmer

2187
01:12:14,170 --> 01:12:17,109
who might have a few

2188
01:12:14,170 --> 01:12:17,109
extra apples lying around.

2189
01:12:17,109 --> 01:12:18,189
Hm, I'm on it.

2190
01:12:18,189 --> 01:12:20,029
Wanna give me a hand, Chady?

2191
01:12:20,029 --> 01:12:20,289
Sure.

2192
01:12:22,210 --> 01:12:23,180
Okay.

2193
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:30,260
(both squealing)

2194
01:12:31,229 --> 01:12:33,189
Okay Faith, now it's time

2195
01:12:31,229 --> 01:12:33,189
to find Sheriff Noel.

2196
01:12:33,189 --> 01:12:35,050
Tell him that he and the other

2197
01:12:33,189 --> 01:12:35,050
carolers

2198
01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,220
need to be ready to rock at

2199
01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,220
seven o'clock.

2200
01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:41,199
But, Sheriff Noel thinks

2201
01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:41,199
you chopped up his sister.

2202
01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:43,079
Right, okay, um.

2203
01:12:43,079 --> 01:12:47,229
Tell him that if this doesn't

2204
01:12:43,079 --> 01:12:47,229
work, he can arrest me.

2205
01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,170
Now go, go, go go go.

2206
01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:50,149
Go go go go go!

2207
01:12:50,149 --> 01:12:51,079
Okay.

2208
01:12:55,060 --> 01:12:57,140
Help a friend in need.

2209
01:12:59,079 --> 01:13:00,039
Nailed it.

2210
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,050
FAITH: The free pie is here,

2211
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,050
everyone.

2212
01:13:06,050 --> 01:13:07,180
Hey, Sheriff.

2213
01:13:07,180 --> 01:13:08,149
You ready to belt?

2214
01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:13,010
Oh what is this, like Christmas

2215
01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:13,010
charades?

2216
01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:16,159
Look, I'm sorry, we do not

2217
01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:16,159
have time for that right now.

2218
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:19,079
Sorry, do you think that

2219
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:19,079
I'm the Christmas killer?

2220
01:13:20,289 --> 01:13:22,050
Hello?

2221
01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:25,250
Uh, Noel and the other carolers

2222
01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:25,250
came down with laryngitis?

2223
01:13:27,010 --> 01:13:29,050
In the last two minutes?

2224
01:13:29,050 --> 01:13:30,270
What are the odds, right?

2225
01:13:30,270 --> 01:13:32,090
Ugh!

2226
01:13:32,090 --> 01:13:33,260
Satan's the odds.

2227
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:39,250
I'd do it Holly, but I have

2228
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:39,250
a terrible singing voice.

2229
01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:42,020
The concert's canceled, again.

2230
01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:43,079
No, no no no no.

2231
01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:46,260
Look, somebody has to, you

2232
01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:46,260
know, like sing from the soul.

2233
01:13:48,210 --> 01:13:51,029
And I think I know who

2234
01:13:48,210 --> 01:13:51,029
that someone has to be.

2235
01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:54,140
Hey everybody.

2236
01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:55,199
Hi, hello.

2237
01:13:55,199 --> 01:13:57,199
Can everybody hear me okay?

2238
01:13:57,199 --> 01:14:00,170
We don't want to see or

2239
01:13:57,199 --> 01:14:00,170
hear you, Christmas killer.

2240
01:14:00,170 --> 01:14:02,090
Oh, okay, wow.

2241
01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:08,010
Look, I'm here tonight

2242
01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:08,010
desperate to bring back

2243
01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:13,020
Ornaments' wonderful spirit,

2244
01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:13,020
which Satan has stolen.

2245
01:14:13,279 --> 01:14:15,140
The woman speaks the truth!

2246
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:19,180
Cookie, I've done a lot of

2247
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:19,180
thinking

2248
01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:22,149
about how important family is.

2249
01:14:22,149 --> 01:14:25,060
I mean, it's what Christmas

2250
01:14:22,149 --> 01:14:25,060
time is all about.

2251
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,020
I've been a terrible little

2252
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,020
sister to you

2253
01:14:28,020 --> 01:14:32,119
and I really hope that

2254
01:14:28,020 --> 01:14:32,119
it's not too late for us.

2255
01:14:34,039 --> 01:14:35,069
I need you to see.

2256
01:14:37,029 --> 01:14:41,010
I need you all to see

2257
01:14:37,029 --> 01:14:41,010
that people can change.

2258
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,039
Hit it, Faith.

2259
01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:52,260
♪ What child is this who lay to

2260
01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:52,260
rest ♪

2261
01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:59,109
♪ On Mary's lap was sleeping ♪

2262
01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:06,029
♪ Whom angels greet with ransom

2263
01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:06,029
sweet ♪

2264
01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:12,119
♪ While shepherds watch a

2265
01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:12,119
keeping ♪

2266
01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:34,079
♪ This, this is Christ the

2267
01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:34,079
King ♪

2268
01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:40,199
♪ Whom shepherds guard and

2269
01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:40,199
angels sing ♪

2270
01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:48,000
♪ Haste, haste to bring him

2271
01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:48,000
laud ♪

2272
01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:53,239
♪ The son, the babe of Mary ♪

2273
01:15:56,199 --> 01:15:59,260
(audience applauding)

2274
01:16:07,289 --> 01:16:09,239
Mom and dad would have been so

2275
01:16:07,289 --> 01:16:09,239
proud.

2276
01:16:09,239 --> 01:16:10,289
Thank you, Cookie.

2277
01:16:11,270 --> 01:16:12,239
I love you.

2278
01:16:13,289 --> 01:16:15,199
Say you'll come home.

2279
01:16:15,199 --> 01:16:17,020
Stay for Christmas.

2280
01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:19,130
I would like that, very much.

2281
01:16:20,079 --> 01:16:22,229
But, I think that I'm,

2282
01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:25,039
I'm gonna have to ask my cute

2283
01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:25,039
lawyer.

2284
01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:27,149
(people screaming)

2285
01:16:27,149 --> 01:16:28,100
Oh my God!

2286
01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:31,039
(people gasping)

2287
01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:33,100
Oh no.

2288
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:37,109
It's Carol, from Carol's

2289
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:37,109
electronics.

2290
01:16:37,109 --> 01:16:39,270
For real?

2291
01:16:37,109 --> 01:16:39,270
It's Carol?

2292
01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:42,029
I just saw her this week.

2293
01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:42,029
It's like a new nightmare.

2294
01:16:42,029 --> 01:16:44,149
Satan is toying with us.

2295
01:16:44,149 --> 01:16:46,159
We have to keep the Christmas

2296
01:16:44,149 --> 01:16:46,159
spirit

2297
01:16:46,159 --> 01:16:48,170
in order to defeat that devil.

2298
01:16:51,079 --> 01:16:52,050
I have a plan.

2299
01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:56,250
(determined music)

2300
01:17:02,279 --> 01:17:04,159
It's on, bitch.

2301
01:17:10,180 --> 01:17:13,100
(ominous music)

2302
01:17:22,050 --> 01:17:24,119
Light up the world.

2303
01:17:24,119 --> 01:17:27,069
Of course, daddy's tree lighting

2304
01:17:24,119 --> 01:17:27,069
ceremony.

2305
01:17:27,069 --> 01:17:29,000
You're a genius, Holly.

2306
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,119
There she is.

2307
01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:32,109
Kevins, what are you doing here?

2308
01:17:32,109 --> 01:17:34,000
Your friend Chad posted that

2309
01:17:32,109 --> 01:17:34,000
video

2310
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,229
of your speech and song last

2311
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,229
night.

2312
01:17:35,229 --> 01:17:37,020
Sorry I ever doubted you.

2313
01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:38,279
That anchor job is your.

2314
01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:41,119
Christie's already cleared

2315
01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:41,119
out her dressing room.

2316
01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:44,149
She cried, it was uh, pregnancy

2317
01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:44,149
hormones.

2318
01:17:44,149 --> 01:17:46,079
That's very kind of you, but,

2319
01:17:46,079 --> 01:17:48,079
I mean not the Christie

2320
01:17:46,079 --> 01:17:48,079
part, that's horrible,

2321
01:17:48,079 --> 01:17:50,180
but I'm not interested.

2322
01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:52,100
Look, there are more

2323
01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:52,100
important things in the world

2324
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,279
than being Connie Chung.

2325
01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:58,210
Oh, and Kevins, you're

2326
01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:58,210
gonna want to film this.

2327
01:17:58,210 --> 01:18:00,069
Okay.

2328
01:18:00,069 --> 01:18:02,100
Chris, hey, Chris.

2329
01:18:03,180 --> 01:18:04,189
Where's the rest of the town?

2330
01:18:04,189 --> 01:18:06,180
Satan's gonna be here soon.

2331
01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:07,199
Maybe they're just late.

2332
01:18:09,039 --> 01:18:11,149
Or maybe I was just less

2333
01:18:09,039 --> 01:18:11,149
convincing than we thought.

2334
01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:13,210
We should get started.

2335
01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:14,199
Yeah, okay.

2336
01:18:15,170 --> 01:18:17,180
Evening, Ornaments.

2337
01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:20,279
May be small, but we are mighty.

2338
01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:23,119
Right?

2339
01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:23,119
(crowd cheering)

2340
01:18:23,119 --> 01:18:26,050
Okay, here goes nothing.

2341
01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:28,279
We're ready for you, Satan!

2342
01:18:30,159 --> 01:18:32,029
Yeah.

2343
01:18:32,029 --> 01:18:34,189
(tense music)

2344
01:18:37,090 --> 01:18:38,210
Show yourself!

2345
01:18:40,189 --> 01:18:41,140
(intense music)

2346
01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:42,279
Happy holidays!

2347
01:18:44,270 --> 01:18:45,220
(Satan Claus laughs)

2348
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,250
We can't let that demon ruin our

2349
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,250
joy,

2350
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,079
so let's light up this tree!

2351
01:18:49,239 --> 01:18:51,050
One, two, three!

2352
01:18:54,220 --> 01:18:57,069
(ominous music)

2353
01:18:57,069 --> 01:18:58,270
(crowd screaming)

2354
01:18:58,270 --> 01:19:01,210
It's beginning to look

2355
01:18:58,270 --> 01:19:01,210
a lot like Christmas.

2356
01:19:01,210 --> 01:19:04,210
Every one in the town is up

2357
01:19:01,210 --> 01:19:04,210
there.

2358
01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:07,199
That's why people didn't

2359
01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:07,199
come to the ceremony.

2360
01:19:07,199 --> 01:19:08,210
Alive.

2361
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:10,069
Santa's fix didn't work.

2362
01:19:11,270 --> 01:19:12,239
Satan won.

2363
01:19:13,189 --> 01:19:14,149
Woo!

2364
01:19:16,079 --> 01:19:19,149
All because I couldn't

2365
01:19:16,079 --> 01:19:19,149
fudging spell at seven?

2366
01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:23,289
That's what he meant.

2367
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,239
The last part of Santa's riddle.

2368
01:19:29,029 --> 01:19:31,210
You can stop this whole

2369
01:19:29,029 --> 01:19:31,210
charade right now, Satan.

2370
01:19:31,210 --> 01:19:34,159
Because we are not afraid of

2371
01:19:31,210 --> 01:19:34,159
you.

2372
01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:37,100
Are you sure, Frost?

2373
01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:39,039
It's Winters again, dick.

2374
01:19:39,039 --> 01:19:40,189
No one cares.

2375
01:19:40,189 --> 01:19:42,189
I never meant to write

2376
01:19:40,189 --> 01:19:42,189
you all those years ago.

2377
01:19:42,189 --> 01:19:46,199
And we are taking back

2378
01:19:42,189 --> 01:19:46,199
Christmas because it's ours.

2379
01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:47,180
Yeah!

2380
01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:47,180
Woo!

2381
01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:51,140
It's rude to take back a gift,

2382
01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:51,140
sugarplum.

2383
01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:53,189
You were raised better than

2384
01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:53,189
that.

2385
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:56,220
Oh no, wait a second, I

2386
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:56,220
totally killed your parents.

2387
01:19:56,220 --> 01:19:59,010
(Satan Claus laughs)

2388
01:19:59,010 --> 01:19:59,289
Over the past few days,

2389
01:19:59,289 --> 01:20:02,210
I have rediscovered the

2390
01:19:59,289 --> 01:20:02,210
Christmas spirit.

2391
01:20:02,210 --> 01:20:07,069
I believe in hot cocoa,

2392
01:20:02,210 --> 01:20:07,069
candy canes, caroling,

2393
01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:08,159
Christmas presents, ginger bread

2394
01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:08,159
houses.

2395
01:20:08,159 --> 01:20:10,010
(Satan Claus gagging)

2396
01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:15,039
I believe in snow men,

2397
01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:15,039
snow women, snow theys.

2398
01:20:15,039 --> 01:20:17,000
I believe in the goodness of

2399
01:20:15,039 --> 01:20:17,000
people.

2400
01:20:18,109 --> 01:20:19,159
I believe in love.

2401
01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:25,149
But there is one thing

2402
01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:25,149
that I do not believe in.

2403
01:20:25,149 --> 01:20:27,250
And that's you.

2404
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:29,130
What?

2405
01:20:29,130 --> 01:20:30,149
Time to light this mother up.

2406
01:20:30,149 --> 01:20:31,109
No!

2407
01:20:33,159 --> 01:20:34,119
No, no.

2408
01:20:35,109 --> 01:20:36,279
No no no no!

2409
01:20:36,279 --> 01:20:38,109
No!

2410
01:20:38,109 --> 01:20:40,229
Think of Christmas wonder!

2411
01:20:42,020 --> 01:20:43,020
Go, link arms!

2412
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:46,159
(Satan Claus screaming)

2413
01:21:08,170 --> 01:21:11,109
(peaceful music)

2414
01:21:17,170 --> 01:21:19,069
FAITH: It's snowing in here!

2415
01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:25,130
Oh my.

2416
01:21:28,239 --> 01:21:31,090
Everyone's alive again.

2417
01:21:31,090 --> 01:21:34,020
It's a Christmas miracle.

2418
01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:37,079
(Faith giggling)

2419
01:21:37,079 --> 01:21:38,100
You did it, Holly.

2420
01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:39,170
We did it!

2421
01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:43,180
I have something to confess.

2422
01:21:44,140 --> 01:21:45,239
Oh, the leather's too much.

2423
01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:47,010
You're dumping me.

2424
01:21:47,010 --> 01:21:47,229
No, no.

2425
01:21:47,229 --> 01:21:49,210
My real name is Johannes

2426
01:21:47,229 --> 01:21:49,210
Strudel,

2427
01:21:49,210 --> 01:21:51,069
and I'm the Prince of Mocano.

2428
01:21:52,090 --> 01:21:53,149
You mean Monaco?

2429
01:21:53,149 --> 01:21:54,140
No, Mocano.

2430
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:57,010
It's a small country

2431
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:57,010
in West Eastern Europe.

2432
01:21:57,010 --> 01:21:59,109
I came to Ornaments to be

2433
01:21:57,010 --> 01:21:59,109
ordinary.

2434
01:21:59,109 --> 01:22:00,270
To plant apple trees.

2435
01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:04,180
But, I have found my prince.

2436
01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:05,289
I'm ready to go home.

2437
01:22:08,060 --> 01:22:10,050
(Chad gasps)

2438
01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:12,149
Will you marry me, Chady?

2439
01:22:12,149 --> 01:22:13,140
Me?

2440
01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:15,000
A prince's prince?

2441
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,189
Yeah.

2442
01:22:16,189 --> 01:22:19,250
But, we've only been dating like

2443
01:22:16,189 --> 01:22:19,250
one day.

2444
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,270
Yeah.

2445
01:22:20,270 --> 01:22:22,060
What am I saying, I do.

2446
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,210
(hopeful music)

2447
01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:34,289
Every- I'm engaged!

2448
01:22:34,289 --> 01:22:36,069
(women cheering)

2449
01:22:36,069 --> 01:22:39,010
(cheerful music)

2450
01:22:47,239 --> 01:22:48,250
Kevins.

2451
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,010
Sam.

2452
01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:57,220
All it took was having a

2453
01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:57,220
little faith in Christmas.

2454
01:23:00,170 --> 01:23:02,170
Hi.

2455
01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:06,029
So, I'm like, I'm really

2456
01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:06,029
sorry for getting you killed

2457
01:23:06,029 --> 01:23:08,260
by the angel of darkness and

2458
01:23:06,029 --> 01:23:08,260
for like being such an asshole.

2459
01:23:08,260 --> 01:23:10,170
It's no sweat.

2460
01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:14,020
Maybe we can try that van thing

2461
01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:14,020
again.

2462
01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:19,220
I'll take down my wife's

2463
01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:19,220
posters and kittens.

2464
01:23:21,020 --> 01:23:23,270
Yeah, um, I kind of.

2465
01:23:23,270 --> 01:23:24,239
Holly?

2466
01:23:26,109 --> 01:23:27,159
Chris, what?

2467
01:23:27,159 --> 01:23:28,159
What is this?

2468
01:23:28,159 --> 01:23:30,109
Hopefully it's not a hand.

2469
01:23:30,109 --> 01:23:31,090
(Holly giggles)

2470
01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:33,079
Something you deserved a long

2471
01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:33,079
time ago.

2472
01:23:34,029 --> 01:23:35,079
(Holly gasps)

2473
01:23:35,079 --> 01:23:36,109
Oh my God.

2474
01:23:39,130 --> 01:23:41,159
A Darby Dream Wagon?

2475
01:23:42,159 --> 01:23:43,189
How did you know?

2476
01:23:43,189 --> 01:23:45,149
A little Christmas birdie told

2477
01:23:43,189 --> 01:23:45,149
me.

2478
01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:48,079
(women laughing)

2479
01:23:48,079 --> 01:23:50,010
Chris, it's perfect.

2480
01:23:51,279 --> 01:23:53,020
Thank you.

2481
01:23:53,020 --> 01:23:55,029
Whoa whoa, uh.

2482
01:23:55,029 --> 01:23:56,239
We're still not gonna?

2483
01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:58,119
I just,

2484
01:23:58,119 --> 01:23:59,140
I thought,

2485
01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:02,039
I thought maybe we were

2486
01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:02,039
like in the final act, so.

2487
01:24:03,289 --> 01:24:05,220
Uh.

2488
01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:08,000
It's just, the next woman I do

2489
01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:08,000
that with,

2490
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,159
I want to be the woman I marry.

2491
01:24:10,159 --> 01:24:13,039
Are you ready to come home,

2492
01:24:10,159 --> 01:24:13,039
be with me?

2493
01:24:13,039 --> 01:24:14,260
Be a mother to Faith?

2494
01:24:16,050 --> 01:24:17,039
Chris, I.

2495
01:24:18,239 --> 01:24:20,050
I am ready to love.

2496
01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:25,010
But, you're so not the one.

2497
01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:28,069
I, I may have rediscovered

2498
01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:28,069
the holiday spirit

2499
01:24:28,069 --> 01:24:31,250
and the Christmas candle

2500
01:24:28,069 --> 01:24:31,250
inside my heart but,

2501
01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:35,210
that doesn't mean I want to

2502
01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:35,210
be with somebody so, bland.

2503
01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:39,010
Hot, like so, you're so hot.

2504
01:24:39,010 --> 01:24:41,289
But I mean, bland.

2505
01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,029
And I don't want to be anyone's

2506
01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,029
mom.

2507
01:24:44,029 --> 01:24:46,159
Like, ever, so.

2508
01:24:46,159 --> 01:24:48,039
Yeah.

2509
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:48,289
Excuse me.

2510
01:24:48,289 --> 01:24:50,239
Uh, Cookie, can you?

2511
01:24:50,239 --> 01:24:51,189
Sure.

2512
01:24:50,239 --> 01:24:51,189
Thanks.

2513
01:24:51,189 --> 01:24:52,210
Thank you.

2514
01:24:52,210 --> 01:24:54,079
Uh, where is that?

2515
01:24:55,140 --> 01:24:58,079
Ah, not today.

2516
01:24:58,079 --> 01:24:59,189
Ah, Goldman.

2517
01:24:59,189 --> 01:25:02,220
Hey, I'm uh, ready for that

2518
01:24:59,189 --> 01:25:02,220
dance now.

2519
01:25:04,010 --> 01:25:05,149
And this.

2520
01:25:05,149 --> 01:25:08,000
(upbeat music)

2521
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,100
Woo,

2522
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:10,060
wow.

2523
01:25:11,090 --> 01:25:15,210
Um, Danica, do you swing?

2524
01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:16,260
Funny you should ask.

2525
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:19,029
We do.

2526
01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:22,029
What do you say?

2527
01:25:25,159 --> 01:25:28,090
God bless us, everyone!

2528
01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:29,199
Except Satan.

2529
01:25:29,199 --> 01:25:32,109
(Faith giggles)

2530
01:25:35,289 --> 01:25:38,250
(whimsical music)

2531
01:25:56,010 --> 01:25:56,260
(intense music)

2532
01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:57,210
♪ You take my hand ♪

2533
01:25:57,210 --> 01:26:00,050
♪ Let's have a Christmas dance ♪

2534
01:26:00,050 --> 01:26:01,229
♪ Is this what you ♪

2535
01:26:01,229 --> 01:26:04,100
♪ Picture all year long ♪

2536
01:26:04,100 --> 01:26:05,279
♪ Us making gingerbread men ♪

2537
01:26:05,279 --> 01:26:08,170
♪ Nestling up in bed ♪

2538
01:26:08,170 --> 01:26:09,149
♪ Nice and toasted ♪

2539
01:26:09,149 --> 01:26:13,050
♪ For you baby ♪

2540
01:26:13,050 --> 01:26:15,239
♪ Oh please ♪

2541
01:26:15,239 --> 01:26:17,159
♪ A sassy Santa ♪

2542
01:26:17,159 --> 01:26:21,180
♪ A sassy Santa please ♪

2543
01:26:21,180 --> 01:26:23,109
♪ A sassy Santa ♪

2544
01:26:23,109 --> 01:26:25,010
♪ A sassy Santa Claus ♪