Inago Akira Episodes

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https://youtu.be/aiA2svZtMos

1: Not Like I Dislike It!

Akira: ......
Nene: Ne?
Toji A: Hey... Look.
Toji B: Y-Yeah... Inago-san, she's glaring at...
Akira: ......What're you looking at!?
Both of Them: S-Sorry about that!
Akira: ......Tch.
Toji A: She went away...
Toji B: You think it'd be a good idea if we told Mashiko-san about this...?
Toji A: Yeah, just to be safe.

Akira: (He's too damn cute!)
Akira: (Ahh... I want to pet him so bad...)
Akira: (But, y'know... With how I look and all, there's no way I could rub him all over and be like "Aww, there there!"...)
Akira: Sigh, not when somebody's watching...
Akira: (Nene didn't seem freaked out, so if those two weren't there, I could've pet him at least...)
Akira: ...When am I even gonna get another chance to pet Nene...

Nene: Zzz...
Akira: (Wh-What's goin' on here-!?)
Akira: I-Is he asleep...?
Nene: Nene...
Akira: I-Is anybody around to see...? D-Doesn't look like it...
Akira: (What the hell; what's with this! This is my big chance!)
Nene: Ne...
Akira: I-I could... Pet him right now...
Nene: ...
Akira: B-Bring it on, damnit! I'm gonna pet the hell outta you!
Kaori: Oiiii, Nene-!
Nene: Ne!
Akira: -!?
Nene: Nenene!!
Kaoru: What, you were lying around here? We're going back now.
Nene: Ne!!
Akira: ......Sighhhh, he's gone. ...This sucks.
Akira: I'm not letting you get away next time, y'hear!



2: Prone to Happenings

Akira: Give me another good ride today~! 	[Delinquents do a thing where they replace characters in words with homonyms that have negative connotations or are just messier looking. So for example, Akira says "yoroshiku/let's get along", but the "shi" is the kanji for death and "ku" is the kanji for suffering.]
Old Lady: ...Oh my, what should I do. There's too many cars going by...
Akira: -!
Akira: Oi! Hey you, granny!
Old Lady: Eeek!?

Old Lady: Thank you, toji dear.
Akira: It's nothing. If some old granny's in trouble, wouldn't anybody help 'em out?
Old Lady: You're a good toji, aren't you, dearie. Tell me, why do you dress so wild?
Akira: It's kinda my policy, I guess.
Old Lady: Oh dear, maybe I shouldn't have asked about that. Fufu, this granny needs to get going now.
Old Lady: Here, you keep this.
Akira: Hey, thanks, granny.
Akira: ...Whoa, look at the time! School's gonna be over again if I don't floor it.
Police: Hey! You there!
Akira: Huh?
Police: You! I'm talking to you! You were threatening the elderly just now, weren't you!
Akira: Threatening-- She just gave me candy!?
Police: You stole food from her!?
Akira: C'mon, listen to what I'm telling you!

Akira: Ahh... I'm beat. And I didn't even make it to school in the end!
Fukuda Sawano: Oh... Inago-san...?
Sawano: (Did she just get back? She looks angry about something...)
Akira: Fuck! Might as well just go to bed!
Sawano: (She didn't come to school again today... What has she been up to?)

--First thing in the morning.

Akira: If I leave this early, I'll make it for sure! I'm definitely getting to school today!

Akira: Nn? Did I just run up on something, or what... Geh!? I popped another tire!?
Akira: How many times is that this month!? I don't got the money to fix another hole-! But, it's not like I can leave it here either... Guess I've gotta push...

Akira: Pant, pant... M-Made it, finally...
Aoto Hina: Oh, did you pop a tire?
Akira: Huhh? Who're you supposed to be?
Hina: I'm Aoto Hina; a second year in high school at Renpu Girls' Academy. I'm from the swordsmithing department.
Akira: Ahh...
Akira: Sorry 'bout that, didn't know you were my senpai. I'm a first year in high school, from the toji department. Inago Akira.
Hina: Ooh, from the toji department! In that case, have you heard of Aoto-kan, in Harajuku?
Akira: I've heard of it...
Hina: Well, that's my family's business. If your okatana's giving you trouble, be sure to come on by Aoto-kan, and we'll... Wait, that's not it.
Hina: Uhh, you popped your tire, right?
Akira: Ah, yep.
Hina: I thought so. Um, if it's okay with you, want me to fix it?
Hina: There's someone at Renpu who rides a bike too, so I've fixed a popped tire before.
Akira: You don't got to be so polite. Anyway, I'd appreciate it, Hina-san.
Hina: We're in business!
Akira: (I'm saved. Still, there's somebody who rides a bike at Renpu? I'd like to meet 'em someday.)



3: Bike Buddy

Akira: ...Phew.
Watanuki Kazumi: You there!
Akira: Huh?
Kazumi: That bike of yours...
Akira: Hey, I've got a license and everything, okay? If you still wanna give me a hard time then...
Kazumi: No, that's not what I meant.
Kazumi: I'm sorry, this is the first time I've met another person who rides a bike, so I couldn't help myself.
Akira: A biker from Renpu...
Akira: Ah, don't tell me, you're the one Hina-san was talking about...
Kazumi: I see I wasn't mistaken.
Kazumi: I thought you might have been the toji from Minoseki whose punctured tire Hina-san helped repair.

Akira: Thanks for today, Kazumi-san.
Kazumi: No, I'm the one who should be thanking you. For a toji of your ability to be so unknown was an honest surprise.
Akira: Well, y'know. Anyway, how long've you been biking for, Kazumi-san?
Kazumi: As soon as I was able to get my license, I did. That would have been about two years ago.
Akira: Then, you must be way more experienced than me!
Kazumi: Why did you decide to start riding a bike, Akira-san?
Akira: At first, I sort of admired them. Then, after I tried riding one, it was like I was floating on air... I got totally hooked after.
Kazumi: Yes, I understand that feeling. And it's as if the world opens up for you, isn't it?
Kazumi: In the beginning, I only got my license thinking it would be useful for travel. But I found I greatly enjoyed it after I started riding..
Akira: I know, right! It's the best!
Kazumi: So then, Akira-san. If it would be alright with you, would you like to ride together sometime?
Akira: Me and you? That'd be great!
Akira: There's nobody else I get to talk about bikes this much with, so this was fun as hell.
Kazumi: The same goes for myself. In that case, on our next holiday, let's go on a high speed tour.
Akira: Sure thing!



4: Old Friends

Akira: Yo, let's get something to eat, Yomi.
Yomi: ...Akira.
Yomi: I'm busy with the preparations for the tournament, so I don't have the time to spare.
Maki: Do you know her?
Yomi: She's someone from my hometown.
Akira: Just tell her we're childhood friends. What're you, embarrassed?
Yomi: ...She's an old friend.
Maki: I see.
Maki: In that case, why don't you go with her? I'll do what I can to make progress here.
Akira: See? Listen to that.
Yomi: ...I'm sorry, Shidou-san. I'll be going out for a bit.

Akira: Time to dig in-.
Yomi: ...
Akira: You not gonna eat anything, Yomi?
Yomi: You're too pushy, Akira.
Akira: Shidou Maki said it was fine, so what's the problem?
Akira: Come on, eat up. The set today's pretty good.
Yomi: ...Today's rice was well cooked. It's delicious.
Akira: You love rice the same as ever, huh.
Yomi: Rice is delicious.
Yomi: ...You've changed, Akira. In the past, you wouldn't have worn those delinquent looking clothes.
Yomi: What would auntie say if she saw?
Akira: Hey, she said I could do whatever I pleased?
Akira: Anyway, you're the one who changed. You turned into a total goody two shoes.
Yomi: I haven't changed at all.
Akira: You should go home sometime. You're making auntie lonely, y'know?
Yomi: ...Do you go back home, Akira?
Akira: Sure, all the time. It's a quick ride on a bike.
Yomi: ...
Akira: Oh, and y'know Mucchan? Well, she...
Yomi: Why didn't you participate in the tournament qualifiers? Shouldn't you have been able to become a representative?
Akira: Ahh, I caught a cold.
Yomi: That side of you hasn't changed. You always fell apart before a big occasion.
Akira: I couldn't sleep that night, no matter what. How can you sleep before something like that?
Yomi: I sleep normally.
Yomi: ...Thank you for the meal. I'll be going back now.
Akira: Thanks for joining me. We should eat again sometime soon.
Yomi: ...We should.
Yomi: Let's have rice together again.



5: Hang in There, Mihono

Nagae Futaba: (For today's aradama suppression mission...)
Akira: ...
Futaba: (AHHH!? For some reason, the girl I'm paired up with looks super scaryyyyyy!?)
Futaba: Oi, you!
Futaba: Y-Yes, what is it!?
Akira: There's aradama!
Futaba: Huh!? The spectrum meter hasn't picked anything up yet...
Futaba: H-How'd you know they were here!?
Akira: Just my intuition!
Akira: One, two, three... Bring it on! Be sure you keep up!
Futaba: R-Right!

Akira: ORAORAORAORA!
Futaba: Ehh!?
Futaba: (Sh-She's so strong!? Nobody told me there was a senpai this strong here!?)
Akira: Well, that's all there is to it.
Futaba: You ended up beating them all on your own...
Akira: Hey.
Futaba: Y-Yes!?
Akira: You're in the same class as Asakura Mihono, right?
Futaba: Mihono... What about her?
Akira: What do you think of her?
Futaba: She's my rival!
Futaba: Ahh, but, she's my rival, but we're friends too, and I guess if I had to say anything, she's a good person...
Futaba: Basically... Yeah, she's my rival!
Akira: ...What was your name again?
Futaba: It's Futaba, Nagae Futaba.
Akira: Futaba, huh. Keep at it. Nothing's wrong with anybody who keeps their buddy close.
Futaba: Right! ...Actually, Inago-senpai, why were you asking about Mihono?
Akira: I'm just, a little interested in her.
Akira: (We're going to need the power she's got... So that our wish can happen...)
Futaba: (EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? Sh-She's interested? Interested how!?)
Futaba: (Don't tell me... She got on this delinquent's bad side!?)
Futaba: H-Hang in there, Mihono!
Akira: Huh?



[Akira Joins: Start]: A Hero Arrives Late

Aradama: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Mihono: ...! Hey-!!
Mihono: Pant... Pant...
Toji: Wh-What should we do, Asakura-san... There's too many aradama here...
Mihono: We just have to hold out a little longer! I'm sure backup will show up by then!
Toji: O-Okay...
Aradama: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Toji: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!
Mihono: You...! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Mihono: Are you okay!?
Toji: Y-Yeah... But, sorry. I can't use utsushi anymore...
Mihono: That sound; it's--!?
Akira: You alright!?
Mihono: Akira-san!!
Akira: Oh, you're here too, Mihono? How's the situation?
Mihono: We're in big trouble!
Akira: Is anybody hurt here?
Mihono: Nope!
Akira: Alright, good to hear! Let's get straight to beating down these aradama!
Mihono: Right!

Mihono: I-I'm totally beat...
Akira: What, that's all it takes for you to give up? You're such a lightweight.
Mihono: I was fighting the whole time waiting for you to get here, you know!
Akira: Don't get mad at me. I came as fast as I could when I heard the news, alright?
Mihono: ...Thanks for coming to help.
Akira: Alright, you're off the hook.
Mihono: ...You saved us by coming here, Akira-san.
Mihono: If you'd been just a little later... I think we would've been in real trouble.
Akira: You should be thanking this then, not me.
Mihono: You mean... Your bike?
Akira: Yep. It ran its heart out racing over here... Want to get on it for a bit?
Mihono: Can I!?



[Akira Joins: End]: Soon Enough

Mihono: Can I really!? Your bike's so cool, Akira-san!
Akira: Hey, you get it, don't you.
Mihono: Yeah!
Akira: Alright, here, hop on back.
Mihono: Awesome!
Mihono: ...Huh, so this is how it feels to be up on a bike.
Akira:　Well, yeah. When you've had enough, get off.
Mihono: Ehhh!? You're not gonna let me ride anywhere with you!?
Akira: It's not like I don't want you to, but we can't do it like this.
Mihono: Is it because... You don't have an extra helmet?
Akira: More like, it's against the law. You can't ride with a passenger until a year after you've gotten your license.
Mihono: There's a law like that, huh...
Akira: It's the kind of thing you wouldn't know about unless you had a license yourself.
Akira: So, sorry 'bout this, Mihono.
Mihono: You pay attention to this stuff, huh, Akira-san.
Akira: Huh? What're you talking about; 'course I do.
Akira: Anyway, that's how it is, so it's not gonna happen today. Give it a few more months and I'll take you for a ride.
Mihono: You mean it!? It's a promise!
Akira: Deal.
Mihono: Get a helmet ready for me too, okay!
Akira: Who do you think you're talkin' to? I bought one of those back when I got my license!
Mihono: Oh, you did? Was it because there was somebody you wanted to ride with you?
Akira: Just a buddy of mine.
Akira: I thought maybe I'd show them how cool bikes were, and they'd get their own license.
Akira: You're gonna try and get your license, right Mihono?
Mihono: I'm interested in trying!
Akira: Bring it on!
Akira: Bikes are the best! After you get your license, we'll go somewhere together!
Mihono: Okay!
Mihono: But, it's going to be a while before I can get my license, so before then, please let me ride on the back of your bike!
Akira: 'Course! It's a promise! Don't you forget it!



https://youtu.be/aiA2svZtMos
[Dress 20 - Akira: Start]: No Way I'd Be Late

Yomi: Akira.
Akira: Nn? Ahh, there you are, Yomi. It's not often you're the one calling me up.
Yomi: Yukari-sama will be hosting a recognition party for the Miss Five Traditions event.
Yomi: Please be there, Akira.
Akira: Sure, I got it.
Yomi: And please try not to be late this time either.
Akira: Oi oi, I might show up late a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna be late all the time, alright?
Yomi: ...I hope I can hold you to that. I've made sure to let you know.

The day of the party.

Akira: Why'd I have to get a suppression mission today of all days!?
Fukuda Sawano: The aradama are on the move, Inago-san!
Akira: ORAA!
Aradama: UOOOO...
Sawano: If nothing else, you at least know how to handle yourself, Inago-san.
Akira: Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
Sawano: No, nothing at all.
Sawano: At any rate, I'm glad you're here. Who'd have thought...
Sawano: Such a large aradama outbreak would happen.
Akira: Tch. And just when I was thinking I'd made it to school on time for once!
Akira: Oi, you mind if I just do my own thing here? I've got somewhere to be after this!
Sawano: Ordinarily I'd say we can't manage, but... Fine. We'll do what we can to support you.
Akira: Sorry. I'll pay you back for this soon enough.
Sawano: Please deal with the aradama. That would be plenty.
Akira: Count on me!

Akira: That's finally over with!
Akira: But, look how late it got... There's no way I'm making it on time.
Akira: What's Yomi gonna say...
Sawano: Thank you very much for today, Inago-san.
Sawano: Especially for helping us on the day of the Miss Five Traditions recognition party.
Akira: There's no getting out of it when it's my mission. Seeya around, Sawano.
Sawano: Ah.
Sawano: Inago-san... So she remembered my name.



[Dress 20 - Akira: End]: Grape Juice

Akira: Phew, made it.
Yomi: As late as usual.
Akira: Geh, Yomi!?
Yomi: Even after I made such a point of warning you, you still couldn't be here on time.
Akira: What was I supposed to do! I mean, I went to school like normal too!
Akira: But then I got sent on this mission all of a sudden, and up till now I was way out in the mountains suppressing aradama!
Yomi: That sounds like something you would do. Don't you think you could have refused, just for today?
Akira: Huh? Between a mission and a party, 'course I'd deal with the mission first. What're you talking about?
Yomi: ...That is very like you.
Yomi: There's a dress ready for you. Please come inside.
Akira: Alright, and sorry 'bout this.

Sana: Well look at that, now there's someone I don't see too often.
Akira: It's been a while, huh, President Sana.
Akira: ...Ah.
Sana: What is it?
Akira: Your glass's empty, right? I'll fill it up for you.
Sana: That's not alcohol you're holding there, is it?
Akira: What, this? It's grape juice. See?
Sana: ......You're right, that's definitely grape juice.
Akira: I am still a minor and all. This grape juice's pretty good too.
Sana: I think I heard we got it in from a winery.
Akira: No wonder it's good then.
Sana: Inago, how have things been on your end lately?
Akira: On what end?
Sana: You haven't been showing your face around Mokusa, have you?
Akira: Things've been a little busy in our faction since the leader changed.
Sana: ...Her, hm.
Akira: Yeah. ...I've gotta do what I can to back her up.
Sana: ...I see. Don't get in over your head at least.
Akira: Not much I can do about that. What kinda friend wouldn't go to crazy lengths for them?
Sana: If I were talking to Kaoru, she'd be glad hearing me say to slack off. But I guess this is your answer.
Sana: Well, enjoy yourself today.
Akira: Yeah. I'll take you up on that.



(Very low quality video)
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[Pirate - Akira: Start]:  We Can Enjoy the Perks Sometimes, Right?

Aradama: GGGGGII...!
Mihono: Akira-san! Now's your chance!
Akira: Sure, leave it to me!
Akira: You're not gettin' away, ORAAAAAHH!
Mihono: Nice!
Yomi: Asakura-san. There still seem to be aradama in the area we're in charge of. Approaching from 9 o'clock; be on guard.
Mihono: 9 o'clock? Wait, which way is that!?
Akira: Left from where you're facing, Mihono!
Akira: Yomi, are those the last of 'em?
Yomi: Yes.
Akira: Cool, let's finish this quick.

Park Manager: Thank you very much. Now we can re-open for business.
Park Manager: As a way to give our thanks, once the others are finished clearing out the aradama, would you like to enjoy our newest attraction?
Park Manager: It's based around a theme of pirates and treasure hunting; "Treasures of the Pirates".
Park Manager: And there were nine toji who came here today. You can make three teams of three, so it works out perfectly.
Mihono: ...!!
Akira: Nah, we're good. That's a real nice offer, but we've got work to get back to.
Mihono: Akira-san...
Akira: ...Or I was thinking, but, if you're gonna extend the favor, we should have some fun after all!
Mihono: If we're in teams of three, we can just stay in the teams we're in, so we can play as soon as the mission's over!
Park Manager: Then, I'll arrange for that. We would appreciate it if you would give us your impressions once you're done as well.
Akira: That's a small price to pay. Thanks for having us!
Mihono: I'll go let everybody know! And help them out too!
Akira: Were you okay with this? You're probably busy.
Yomi: I don't mind. I can stay with you for today.
Akira: You sure? Sorry. Though, if we're doin' it, we might as well have fun.

Akira: You're lookin' pretty good as pirates! The three of us'll get that hidden treasure for sure!
Mihono: Aye aye sir! We have to go to the beach on the map straight away!
Akira: Nah, first we're stealing the maps offa Yui and Suu! Loot and plunder! Cause we're pirates right now!
Mihono: Oh, yeah! The rules said we can do that too, didn't they.
Yomi: It seems only one team has the correct map to begin with.
Yomi: If we board the other ships and lower their pirate flag, they have to give up their treasure map.
Akira: If we get all the maps, our odds of finding the treasure go up. And it sounds more fun than just going around looking, right?
Mihono: Yeah! It's totally more exciting!
Yomi: There is a time limit, so please don't forget that, you two.



[Pirate - Akira: End]: Alriiight, We're Boarding!

Akira: Yo, wanna have a little fun with us?
Akira: Give us a minute and we'll get your flag down.
Yomi: That's how this will be, so excuse us.
Akira: You gotta get more aggressive at times like these.
Yomi: ...That's not how I am.
Ellen: We were planning on picking a fight ourselves, but we were beaten to the punch.
Kiyoka: That's mostly Captain Yui's fault though!
Kiyoka: And also, where's Hono-chan...?
Akira: You can tell by looking, so I'll say she's off on her own here.
Ellen: Is she protecting your flag? Or, is she sneaking over to ours. --One of those two, right?
Kiyoka: Since it's Hono-chan... She wouldn't sit still and watch the flag. So it might be down to the captain.
Ellen: I was thinking the same thing. Let's take out Inagon and Yomiyomi and get their flag, Kiyoka!
Kiyoka: Alright!
Akira: I'm all for a fight! Let's do this, Yomi!
Yomi: Right.

Mihono: Aww... So Fukki's ship won in the end?
Kofuki: Well, on accident.
Mihono: But still-, that means there was no point in how hard we worked getting Yui's map, so it's twice as frustrating!
Akira: Yeah, guess not.
Akira: But y'know, it was pretty damn fun swinging around toy swords instead of our okatana for once, right?
Mihono: Yeah-- it was like I was back to playing around as a kid again!
Ellen: I get the feeling Kaoru would have fun playing this. Maybe I should invite her, when we get a day off.
Yomi: Tsubakuro-san would as well. After I tell her about today, she might be eager to come here.
Akira: ......
Yomi: What is it?
Akira: Nah, nothing. You'd wanna spend fun times with your buddies, wouldn't you.
Yomi: ......
Yui: Mannn, seeing Boss tearing around like a real pirate was so good!
Akira:　Thanks, Yui. ...Might as well ask, that's a compliment, right?
Yui: That goes without saying! I've got nothing but good things and more good things to say about girls!
Akira: S-Sure. So, where was the treasure at anyway?
Hiyori: You'd better ask her about that.
Suu: Eep... A-Ask m-me?
Akira: Huh... Why'd she suddenly get all weird?
Yomi: Isn't that... because she's scared of the way you look like a bad person, Akira?
Akira: It's not like I did anything to her... And anyway, that's pretty blunt of you. Kinda hurt.
Suu: I-I'm sorry... Then, if you'll let me, I'll go over in detail how we found the treasure, to... to the best of my ability!!
Akira: You don't gotta apologize.
Suu: I'm sorry... Ah, ah, I'm sorry...! Then, I'll begin now, if that's okay...!
Akira: Sure... Whenever you're ready. Just take it easy.
Akira: (...Is it my highlights that're no good? The jacket? What's the problem... How I talk?)
Akira: (But I don't wanna change any of it...)