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  1. [21:01:03] HugoMeister K so lets start from the very beginning:
  2. [21:01:09] [Wrydryn] I downloaded an episode
  3. [21:01:12] HugoMeister Once upon a time
  4. [21:01:17] HugoMeister there was a man named Winter.
  5. [21:01:20] HugoMeister who was a derp.
  6. [21:01:22] [Wrydryn] Also that's a small hat ETF
  7. [21:01:28] ETFROXX
  8. [21:01:37] HugoMeister unfortunately this derp was given some small amount of power
  9. [21:01:44] HugoMeister in the hellhole that we know as NSM.
  10. [21:01:54] ETFROXX eats popcorn
  11. [21:01:56] HugoMeister reveling in his newfound status as the most important person ever
  12. [21:02:10] HugoMeister he decides one day that being important there wasn't good enough
  13. [21:02:18] HugoMeister and so singlehandedly tries to move the entirety of NSM
  14. [21:02:24] HugoMeister to our lovely haven of NFNet.
  15. [21:03:04] HugoMeister to which the immortal beauty of ETF, the majestic hunk of Hugo, and the glorious height of MG
  16. [21:03:13] HugoMeister promptly said unto him:
  17. [21:03:14] HugoMeister "lolno"
  18. [21:03:24] ETFROXX
  19. [21:03:31] [Wrydryn]
  20. [21:03:31] === *** Notice -- Client connecting at titan.nfnet.org: Kollin1 (Administra@c-76-97-89-4.hsd1.ga.comcast.net)
  21. [21:03:32] HugoMeister being the derp he is
  22. [21:03:33] === *** Notice -- Client exiting: Kollin (Administra@c-76-97-89-4.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) [Connection reset by peer]
  23. [21:03:35] HugoMeister he didn't believe us
  24. [21:04:01] HugoMeister residing away in the newfound channel of #nsm
  25. [21:04:16] HugoMeister placing modes +i so that none may disturb him
  26. [21:04:21] HugoMeister until etf and hugo sajoin themselves in
  27. [21:04:25] HugoMeister i digress
  28. [21:04:30] HugoMeister residing away in the newfound channel of #nsm
  29. [21:04:34] HugoMeister he thinks to himself
  30. [21:04:43] HugoMeister (and when I say 'thinks', I don't really mean that)
  31. [21:04:54] HugoMeister "Gee. It sure is boring around here."
  32. [21:05:03] HugoMeister "what is this!'
  33. [21:05:20] HugoMeister "why does my omipotence not have an apprentice?!?!?!?"
  34. [21:05:25] HugoMeister *omnipotence
  35. [21:05:39] HugoMeister so he finds an equally naive man
  36. [21:05:40] HugoMeister named Renji
  37. [21:05:43] ETFROXX
  38. [21:05:43] HugoMeister and goes
  39. [21:05:52] HugoMeister "shit son, whats up"
  40. [21:06:04] HugoMeister immediately Renji spills his fears and guts to Winter
  41. [21:06:22] HugoMeister "waaaaaaaah SMREO is such a cheap knockoff of ZREO that nothing will ever happen to it and I want to be an IRCop waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"
  42. [21:06:29] HugoMeister Winter replies
  43. [21:06:34] === *** Notice -- Client exiting: TMS (Will@97-89-174-182.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com) [Ping timeout]
  44. [21:06:37] HugoMeister "dude we totally deserve to be cops"
  45. [21:06:49] HugoMeister "i am the most important person ever on this nintendo website"
  46. [21:07:01] HugoMeister "if I bring it over here, everyone will love me and I can be a cop!"
  47. [21:07:15] HugoMeister "some of the cops now are horrible"
  48. [21:07:18] === *** Notice -- Client connecting on port 6667: TMS (Will@97-89-174-182.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com) [clients]
  49. [21:07:20] HugoMeister "like that ETF"
  50. [21:07:25] HugoMeister "all she does is abuse me and kill me"
  51. [21:07:27] [Wrydryn] Gasp
  52. [21:07:34] ETFROXX (this is actually really accurate)
  53. [21:07:38] HugoMeister "(btw she's banging with Dustin so she can get away with it)"
  54. [21:07:42] ETFROXX
  55. [21:07:45] HugoMeister Renji immediately freaks
  56. [21:07:46] ETFROXX THAT PART ISN'T.
  57. [21:07:47] ETFROXX D:
  58. [21:07:49] HugoMeister "SCANDAL"
  59. [21:07:52] HugoMeister "SCANDAL"
  60. [21:07:54] HugoMeister "TAKE THEM DOWN"
  61. [21:08:39] HugoMeister So now Renji has this newfound grudge against ETF and Dustin
  62. [21:08:52] HugoMeister Winter, lacking a set of testicles and probably has the smallest vagina known to woman
  63. [21:08:57] HugoMeister says "Renji go talk to Dustin for me"
  64. [21:09:05] HugoMeister "lolk"
  65. [21:09:16] HugoMeister "waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ETF is a poopy head waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"
  66. [21:09:46] HugoMeister but the light emanating from Dustin's holiness was too much for him
  67. [21:09:49] HugoMeister and he ran away
  68. [21:10:03] HugoMeister now Dustin comes to ETF and goes "lol you and hugo and mg were right, knew you guys were cool for a reason"
  69. [21:10:04] === *** Notice -- Client connecting on port 6667: Matt (Mibbit@174.124.45.67) [clients]
  70. [21:10:05] === *** Notice -- Client connecting at titan.nfnet.org: scrawl62 (scrawl@data.searchirc.org)
  71. [21:10:14] === *** Notice -- Client exiting at titan.nfnet.org: scrawl62!scrawl@data.searchirc.org (Quit: [SearchIRC] This message brought to you by the power of grayskull.)
  72. [21:10:15] HugoMeister we celebrate.
  73. [21:10:19] HugoMeister So the next day
  74. [21:10:27] HugoMeister Dustin joins a channel containing both Winter and Renji
  75. [21:10:32] HugoMeister and says "hi folks!" in that way he usually does.
  76. [21:10:34] ETFROXX
  77. [21:10:48] HugoMeister He asks Renji "whats up with Renji"
  78. [21:11:00] HugoMeister Renji, his dark side taking over, immediately goes
  79. [21:11:09] HugoMeister "UGH I HATE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT ME LIKE IM NOT HERE"
  80. [21:11:15] HugoMeister and Dustin goes "woah man I was talking to you!"
  81. [21:11:20] ETFROXX NO.
  82. [21:11:23] ETFROXX YOU FORGOT THE TWIT PART.
  83. [21:11:25] ETFROXX I LOVED THAT PART.
  84. [21:11:32] HugoMeister "you're such a twit!"
  85. [21:11:37] ETFROXX
  86. [21:11:56] HugoMeister so then Renji, having more common sense than winter but less than a common doorknob
  87. [21:12:13] HugoMeister feeling his estrogen sacks bloating
  88. [21:12:20] ETFROXX
  89. [21:12:20] HugoMeister decides to lash out in the most womanly fashion
  90. [21:12:26] HugoMeister turning against Winter and restoring balance to the force.
  91. [21:12:48] HugoMeister in which he immediately denies any knowledge of what he was doing
  92. [21:12:56] HugoMeister while at the same time telling us /everything/ they had been doing
  93. [21:13:15] ETFROXX The best part is coming up.
  94. [21:13:55] HugoMeister which part, dear?
  95. [21:14:00] === *** Notice -- Client exiting: TMS (Will@97-89-174-182.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com) [Ping timeout]
  96. [21:14:01] HugoMeister I'll make sure to include it.
  97. [21:14:11] [Wrydryn] Dustin: It was directed at you, you twit
  98. [21:14:12] ETFROXX The part where he starts begging to be made a cop
  99. [21:14:21] HugoMeister oh yes.
  100. [21:14:31] HugoMeister So while everyone's drowning in his sea of PMS
  101. [21:14:34] HugoMeister he starts going
  102. [21:14:42] [Wrydryn] Renji: i take the bullet so you can become IRCop while i'll never have a shot because all the spite will be turned on me [ 20:32 ]
  103. [21:14:43] HugoMeister "You know, I'm definitely Cop material"
  104. [21:14:58] === *** Notice -- Client connecting on port 6667: Kollin (Administra@c-76-97-89-4.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) [clients]
  105. [21:15:00] HugoMeister "just saying, you dont have to, but I would be really grateful if you would!"
  106. [21:15:21] HugoMeister "k?"
  107. [21:15:36] === *** Notice -- Client connecting on port 6667: Kollin1 (Administra@c-76-97-89-4.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) [clients]
  108. [21:15:39] HugoMeister Hugo and ETF and Dustin are hiding away in #NFNet loling tremendulously
  109. [21:15:43] [Wrydryn] We want derps as ircops?
  110. [21:15:50] === *** Notice -- Client exiting: Kollin (Administra@c-76-97-89-4.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) [Connection reset by peer]
  111. [21:15:51] [Wrydryn] Lolno
  112. [21:16:05] HugoMeister Then the medicine woman
  113. [21:16:06] HugoMeister Tormod
  114. [21:16:08] HugoMeister joins the channel
  115. [21:16:21] HugoMeister and is like "THE DRAMA SHALL STOP OR PLAGUES UPON YOUR CROPS"
  116. [21:16:26] ETFROXX
  117. [21:16:43] [Wrydryn]
  118. [21:17:00] HugoMeister NFNet, being a mainly agricultural and superstitious society
  119. [21:17:10] HugoMeister goes "oh shit" and stops
  120. [21:17:12] === *** Notice -- Client connecting at titan.nfnet.org: Azraeel (Mibbit@webdefence.cluster-g.websense.net)
  121. [21:17:15] ETFROXX
  122. [21:17:18] HugoMeister Corn grew 10 feet that year.
  123. [21:17:21] HugoMeister the end.
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