DEMO / Sony's Triple A Next Gen Game

EDITED LYRICS / INSTURMENTAL
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original lyrics: https://pastebin.com/ye6RrgkJ
used instrumental: http://picosong.com/w3FGZ/
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>DEMO
http://picosong.com/w3FGm/

>seller
http://picosong.com/w3FpD/
>guy critic
http://picosong.com/w3FpH/
>girl critic
http://picosong.com/w3Fpx/

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(Seller)
Hardcores and casuals
Your attention for a moment or more
Do you shed tears because of the game industry
That for years now seems to plummet in quality
Caused   by corporate greed

Well Gamers and Gamer Gurls
After this you will have your faith fully restored
You will never lament that the industry’s dead
After the new experience of the next gen
Loyal fans, you’re gonna see a new game never before conceived
On the screen behind me

Go buy Sony’s
Triple AAA Next Gen Game
Ain’t nothing quite the same
It’s the tops
Truth I exclaim
On its way to great fame
Looks great at sixty frames
And never drops

Wanna buy a copy mister
Only cost you half of your paycheck


Worth the full prize
Just look at the map size
P’ordering would be wise
Believe me

Here at Sony
All your wishes we fulfill
Promise you that this one will
See release

(Critic guy)
Pardon what’s with all that brown on screen?

(Critic girl)
They showing a game or a movie?

(Critic guy/with girl)
They showing a game or a movie?

(Critic girl/with guy)
Pardon what’s with all that brown on screen?

(Seller)
Preorder Sony’s
Triple AAA Next Gen Game
When purchased you can claim
A free shirt

Preorder Sony’s
Exclusive skins are many
With which you’ll be the envy
Of the noobs

Wanna place an order mister?

(Guy)
What is this?

(Girl)
What is this?

(Guy)
Looks like shit

(Girl)
Looks like UGH

(Guy/with girl)
What’s this shit. Plays like shit. Ain’t buying it

(Girl/with guy)
I would just pirate if I was you dear
(Seller)
Trust Sony
Now, we ain’t sayin' no lies

(Guy)
Keep it off your hard drive
I warn you

(Seller)
Yes Sony
Now, buy a copy of it
Everyone will love it

(Guy)
Do you just mean Reddit?

(Girl)
Do you know what's in it?

(Seller)
It's Sony's new next hit

(Guy/Girl)
Think I will just press quit / Can't just go and sell shit

(Seller)
You know will love it
(Guy/Girl)
I'm not gonna play it / No's gonna buy it
(Seller)
Everyone will love it
(Guy/Girl)
No one's gonna buy it / I'm not gonna play it
(Seller)
And reviewers love it

(Girl)
Fags do too