Santa's Christmas Snacks

SANTA’S SNAKS
                                          BY
                                A CANNIBAL

Santa was making his rounds before taking off on his round the world trip. The elves had hitched the reindeer to the sled and were putting the toys in the sled. He went to his wife who was in the kitchen as usual it was a full time job just cooking for Santa and all the elves. “Ho ho ho,” he said to his wife. Mrs. Claus was not in the mood to be jovial tonight “don’t you ‘ho ho ho’ me you big nut,” she said.  What the matter honey are you feeling ok?” Santa asked.  Mrs. Claus complained, “I’m sorry it’s just that you and the elves have practically eaten every thing in the house. We have a few vegetables left and I don’t think you want them tonight.” Santa shook his head no “well I guess I can pick something up on the way. What would you like?” he asked.  “Oh I don’t know we defiantly need meat for our Christmas dinner what ever you can find. Now you better get ready you’re suit is laid out in the bedroom.” Unlike the pictures of Santa and his wife being short and fat in real life Santa was tall muscular clean-shaven man. Mrs. Claus was also very attractive tall and blond with a figure that most Hollywood starlets could only get by plastic surgery. He gave his wife a kiss then went to get dressed for his evening of work. Mrs. Claus sat down at the table and made a list of things she would need for dinner. When Santa came back he had the red suit and white beard on.  He now looked like the Santa the kids new except he wasn’t fat. Mrs. Claus saw to that by stuffing a few pillows into the suit. Now he was ready to start out on his round the world trip.  Mrs. Claus handed him the grocery list she made out then gave him a kiss and giggle.  “Your beard tickles, now let me take a look at you,” she said.  She did a quick look over and pronounced him ready to go.  He grabbed his naughty and nice list before heading off for the sleigh.  The night went on with Santa leaving gifts under the trees for the children who had been good or a lump of coal in the stockings of the naughty ones. As usual there were cookies and milk for him, which he dutifully ate. As Santa neared the end of his journey he came upon a house and when he check his list Santa found the 2 children who lived here were at the top of his naughty list. He grabbed 2 lumps of coal for their stockings and drop down the chimney. To his surprise instead of stockings he found a note addressed to Santa. The note read “dear Santa our children have been really bad all year. As a consequent we want to give them to you. Santa you may do what you want with them but please take them away we never want to see them again. You will find them gift rapped for you under the tree.” It was signed Jessica and Tim. Santa looked under the tree and sure enough there were two children lying there naked and gagged except for the bows covering the girl’s vagina and one covering the boy’s penis.  He looked at them with a question in his eyes he finally asked the kids, “Ho ho ho what am I going to do with you according to this note your mine. Ho ho ho, well I’ll take you home and Mrs. Claus will know what to do.” He wrote a quick thank you note then picked his packages up and went back to the sleigh.  Santa tucking his gifts into the sleigh and threw a blanket over them to keep them warm before continuing his trip.  After the last house he check on his gifts they were asleep under the blanket. According to his list they were 8-year-old Brittany and her brother Billy who was a year younger.  Upon arriving back at the North Pole the elves came out to greet Santa and put the reindeer and sled away for another year. They were surprised to see 2 children in the back of the sleigh. Santa told the elves how he happened to have the children with him.  He had an idea put them in a sack and I’ll take them up to the house for Mrs. Claus.  He walked in and found his wife sitting in a rocking chair waiting for him. “Ho ho ho merry Christmas my dear. Now have you been a good little girl?”  She laughed and then in a child like voice answered “oh yes Santa I’ve been especially good this year. Did you bring me a present?” They were both having fun doing this Santa thought. “Well I’ll tell you since you’ve been especially good I’ll let you have the last two presents in my bag,” he told her. Mrs. Claus jumped up and down joyfully saying, “oh goody thank you Santa” Santa reach in the bag and pull the boy out by the foot and held him for her to see.  “Oh a little brother! Hmm what else did me Santa?” Mrs. Claus said still playing the little girl. Santa laid the boy on the floor then said, “Ho ho ho what else would Santa bring you,” reaching into the bag he pulled the girl out also by the foot, “but a little sister.” The two children were now laid out on the floor and Mrs. Claus look them over then in her normal voice asked, “so what are we suppose to do with them? Also do we get to keep them or are you going to return them to their parents?” Santa shook his head no telling his wife, “Their parent’s don’t want them so I guess we can keep them.”   Meanwhile Brittany and Billy lay there bound and gagged but that was ok because they were at the North Pole with Santa. Mrs. Claus bent down for a closer inspection first she roll Billy on to his onto his back and ran her hand up and down his body. She pulled the ribbon on the boy’s penis then tried to arouse him by pulling on it but only got a slight rise out of it. Next Brittany had her inspection Mrs. Claus hands work gently over the girl stopping at what she hoped was a young virgin’s pussy and removed the bow that would be her gift to Santa. They rarely had children here at Santa’s workshop and he did so enjoy children especially young virgin girls.  “Well if were going to keep them there no need to leave them tied up,” Mrs. Claus said and removed their bonds.  Brittany and Billy stood up and looked around in awe at all the toys in the room. “Now children we like you to stay for dinner tomorrow and if you’re good you’ll be part of us for ever. If not well…” Mrs Claus said. Santa continued, “oh I’m sure they’ll be good won’t you children?” The two kids nodded in agreement with Brittany saying “oh yes we promise.” With that taken care of they were allowed to go play with some of the toys.  Once they were away Mrs. Claus asked, “well I see you brought home the meat so how do you want them?” He removed his beard and hat and smiled at his wife “I wouldn’t mind having that girl in bed right now and later I’ll let you roast her. As for the boy well he’s your present; but I would like to see them roasted together.”  His wife smiled at him then looking at the kids and said, “That’s fine now let’s start enjoying our presents. Children come here we have a new game we want to teach you.” The kids trotted over to them and look around “what kind of game Santa?” Billy asked. “Is it a fun game?” asked Brittany  “ho ho ho,” Santa said, “it a very fun game. Now Billy you go with Mrs. Claus she’ll show you a fun one. Brittany you come with me and later we can always trade so you can find out which type of game you like best.”  The two children went off with their respective partners once Santa had Brittany alone in a bedroom  “are you ready Brittany? Now don’t be scared I’m taking my costume off and I won’t look like the Santa you know but you know I am because we flew to the North Pole in my sled” he told her. She laughed, “I won’t because you forgot to put your beard back on. Can I watch you change Santa.” He liked that idea this one would be easer to fuck then some of the others he had had. Santa got out of his costume fast as his pants came off his 8’’ cock sprang out toward the girl whose eyes grew big at the sight of it.  “Wow you’re a lot bigger then my brother,” Brittany said with a smile, “can I touch it Santa?” Santa replied “sure my little toy and while you’re feeling I’ll feel you between your legs.” Grinning the young girl clasp her hand around Santa’s third leg and tugged on it.  Santa returned the favor by reaching between Brittany’s legs rubbing the outside of her little pussy. Santa was enjoying the hand job when all the sudden Brittany stopped. He was about to tell he to keep going when he felt her mouth slide over it. The girl slid half of him inside her hot little mouth and that was all Santa could take. Holding her head he let his load go into the girl’s mouth but Santa didn’t feel Brittany try to move away. Instead it felt as if the she was trying to suck him dry. Santa fell back on to the bed and stared at Brittany who was licking his cum off her chin where some had spilled. “Where did you learn that little one?” Santa questioned. She giggled when she answered “I learn it from mommy I saw her do it to my dad and when I ask she said it tasted good. I tried it with Billy but he doesn’t have any stuff coming out of his thing.” Brittany had grabbed Santa again and he was soon hard once more when he said, “ho ho ho lets try this let you lay on Santa and you can suck my thing. But I want you to put your cunny where I can lick it. I think you’ll like it Mrs. Claus dose.” Meanwhile Billy had his hands full literally. They were in a guest bedroom and he had his hands full of Mrs. Claus tits and was kneading to her satisfaction. “Now Billy I want you to stand up, you’ll love what I’m about to do you,” she said.  Billy did as instructed and Mrs. Claus knelt down in front of the boy and rapped her mouth around Billy’s little cock.  Her tongue licked the head of it and the boy’s body stiffen. His eyes grew wide in amazement but the smile on his face said he was enjoying it. Mrs. Claus tried to get the boy to cum but nothing came out he was just too young. “Now it’s my turn I want you to lick me down here,” she said pointing to her pussy, which was clean-shaven. Billy went to work and soon she was moaning with contentment. When Mrs. Claus came Billy eagerly lapped up her juices.  Santa had laid Brittany on the edge of the bed with her led spread wide exposing her small pussy. “This might hurt a little but I think you’ll like it,” Santa said as his cock touch the entrance to the girl’s maidenhood. He slowly entered her expecting to push past her virginity but that didn’t happen.  He slid half his cock into with out a problem and Brittany started ride Santa. Her little cunt rapped around Santa’s manhood and squeezed. Santa had no problem cuming in the girl. After he had been drained Santa laid there exhausted think it was a shame that in a few hours she would baking in the oven with her brother but he and Mrs. Claus had an agreement that they didn’t keep children here. Santa looked at the girl who was now asleep his cum dripping from her pussy thinking his wife would be here soon for the meat.  He fell asleep while thinking this but was awaken by a mouth around his cock it was Brittany giving him another blowjob. She looked up at him giving smiled then continued her work. Brittany didn’t know it but this was her last meal because as soon as Santa blew his load in to her mouth Mrs. Claus entered with rope in hand to get the meat. Before Brittany new what had happened her hands were tied and she was being dragged into the bathroom. “What are you doing? Santa help me,” Brittany cried.  Santa following them in said, “Ho ho ho what’s happening is your being cleaned inside and out we,” he smiled at meat and continued, “We don’t want you to be dirty when we cook you.” Brittany stood in the bathtub mouth agape before she finally found her voice “what do you mean ‘cook’? You don’t want really cook want to cook me do you?” For an answer Santa shoved a hose up Brittany’s ass and warm water started filling up her bowels. Just before it felt like she burst the hose was removed brown water flowed out of her ass. The girl was crying as Santa repeated the process until the water flowing from her ass was clear. Brittany was turn around and legs forced apart when she tried to close them by crossing them. Her cunt was rinsed out then her rest of her body was washed. Santa and Mrs. Claus picked the now clean girl and carried the struggling girl to the kitchen. Brittany was crying, as she was place on the counter next to Billy who had already been clean.  Mrs. Claus pick up a recipe book “now stop me when I come a recipe you like.” When she started reading them to Santa and the children who were screaming as loud as they could. Mrs. Claus came to one called apple and cornbread stuffed pork and Santa stopped her there. Then asked the two roasts to be what they thought of it. They kids were in tears and shaking. Mrs. Claus told Santa, “Sorry someone didn’t go shopping like I asked so we don’t have the ingredients.” Santa looked at the floor and mumbled that he forgot. “Ok let just butter them and stick them in the oven I have some vegetables and these,” Mrs. Claus said holding up to red apples.  “Ho ho ho just what our two little pig’s need,” Santa chuckled.  Brittany and Billy were still screaming as Mrs. Claus grabbed Billy legs and started buttering his front side.  Mrs Claus worked her way up to his little cock and balls and rubbed the butter in while she told Billy “I think I’ll eat these first when you’re cooked.” The boy continue screaming at one point he pleaded, “please don’t cook me. I’ll be good, please don’t eat me.” Santa heard this and asked, “Brittany do you think you’ll be good?” Brittany stopped screaming to tell Santa, “I be good Santa I promise I will if you don’t cook me.” He shook his head no saying, “you didn’t understand what I said it should have been will you taste as good cooked as you did raw in bed.” That started her screaming and trashing about “ ho ho ho I’ll take that as a yes,” he said. Mrs. Claus had finished the boy laying him in a roaster, built by the elves for two children. It was the girl’s turn now to be buttered. When she got to the Brittany’s pussy she decided to have a tastes for her self Santa had said she was good raw. She spread the pussy lips and sticking her tongue in to the little girls opening she tasted her. Brittany was thrashing about violently but soon the twist and turns were less violent as her body began to respond. The girl was sexual arouse and let out a large yell as she had her first and last orgasm. Standing up with Brittany’s cum on her face Mrs. Claus said, “I think you’re right she pretty good raw. Help me finish getting her ready and let get them to cooking. I want to taste of her when she done.” They finished buttering Brittany and before she could come out of the sexual haze she was laying next to her brother in the roasting pan and placed in the oven. “Cook them slowly it so entertaining to watch them as they cook,” Santa said.  His wife smiled at him “don’t I always? Now get a couple of chairs so we can enjoy the show.” Brittany and Billy looked around inside the oven it was dark and cold. Brittany tried to comfort her brother telling him, “hey it not that bad in here. I think they’re trying to scare us into being good before sending us home.” Billy sniff “it’s working I’m scared if they let me go I’ll be good from now on.” Brittany was about to say something else when a load vroom sounded in the oven and the air in the oven warmed. A light came on Brittany look to see Mrs. Claus looking in at them. She open the door and said, “Time for you two to start cooking Santa and I will be watching so put on a good show for us.” She closed the oven door on two screaming children and sat down with Santa to watch them.  They twisted and squirmed as the oven slowly heated up and the screams pleas to be released were ignored. After ½ of this the screams coming from the oven were less and there’re skin was red Mrs. Claus pull the children out basting them in there own juices and shoved them back in and retuned to her seat to watch.  She shifted in her seat as she watched until final she could stand it no longer. “Let’s make love in front of the meat it might be the last thing they see.” Santa looked at the oven the kids were still alive but for how much long he didn’t know but if he didn’t fuck his wife soon he was also going to exploded. Watching children cook always made them horny. “I don’t think I can that meat in the oven drained me,” Santa said looking down to hide the grin on his face. Then he said, “Well may be I have enough left for you.” He was out of his chair so fast that his wife had no time to react. They stood and fuck in front of the oven and it was the last thing they saw as first Billy eyes closed for the last time then Brittany a few minutes later.  Santa called the elves and invited them to dinner there would be plenty of meat for everyone. They loved roast children as he did but the elves didn’t care to play with them and Santa could never figure that out. When they arrived they were carrying fine bottles of wine for nothing went better with this type of dinner then a fine wine.  The roasts were placed on the table Brittany and Billy had roasted to a golden brown and now rested on separate platters face up the red apple in each of their mouths. Wine was pored and Santa made a toast to the elves and his wife saying how well thing had gone thank to all their hard work. The Claus got their cuts first Brittany’s cunt: Billy’s pecker and balls. All the elves watch as the couple took a bite of the meat and pounced it delicious.  There was little left of the children after the meal except bones and they were thrown out to the polar bears. “To bad we can’t have more meal like this,” Santa said. Mrs. Claus grinned at her husband and replied, “it’s a good thing we don’t or you wouldn’t need pillows to fill out your costume.” Every one at the table laughed at her joke except Santa who went “ho ho ho,” and patted his stomach.

                                       THE END