the bos baby eps 8 eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[doorbell rings]

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"Good morning, sir or ma'am.
I am a Lowly Apprentice Do-Good Trooper,

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looking to advance
to Lofty Squire Do-Good Trooper.

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To accomplish this dream,
I need just one more sticker

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for my achievement helmet,
the Neighborhood Service sticker.

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It requires me to help out
every single neighbor on my block.

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The question is,
how can I do good for you today?"

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Uh, you wanna sweep my porch?

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Ooh!

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[Tim whistling]

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[continues whistling]

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[doorbell rings]

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"Good morning, sir or ma'am."

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Clearly, "ma'am."

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Do-Good Troopers never pre-judge.

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Yes! One last neighbor to...

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Well, I am out of the Do-Good Troopers!

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-Whoa, buddy. Everything okay?
-What happened?

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Nothing. I'm just never gonna be
a Lofty Squire Do-Good Trooper ever!

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-So, what's the point?
-[Dad] Timbo, want to talk about it?

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[tapping on glass]

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Guys, I'm in the middle of breakfast here.

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[cat shrieking]

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Is that a box of cat?

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Oh, yes, it is, sir.

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Jimbo and I were doing our morning patrol
of the neighborhood when...

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-I saw a fire truck!
-[cat growling]

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And also, we got jumped
by one of Bootsy's kittens. Oh!

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They're getting bolder.

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-They're getting vicious!
-[screams] Not the face! Not the face!

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-[cat shrieking]
-[Staci grunting]

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-[punches landing]
-[Jimbo yells]

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Miss McCrackin's house? Tim, honey,
there's nothing there to be afraid of.

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But it's old and dark
and creepy and gross.

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I can feel my breakfast coming up
just thinking about--

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-[Mom] Bucket.
-[Dad] Clear!

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-I'm not actually throwing up.
-Oh, good.

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Honey, Wendi's a nice lady.

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She goes to Book Club,
she knits me a sweater every Christmas.

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She-- I don't know.
She probably pays her taxes.

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-Danny Petrosky told me--
-Ugh, that kid.

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Danny said Miss McCrackin
turns kids into robots.

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[snorts, laughs]

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Robots? Oh, man,
that Danny sure cracks me up.

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Tim, no one is able to turn a kid
into a robot. I know you know that.

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Do you really want me to take that chance?

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No chance, sport. We promise.

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-[Tim] Um...
-[cat yowls]

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Did I ever tell you that when I was
your age, I wasn't even allowed

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-to be a Do-Good Trooper?
-Because you were a girl?

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No. It was because
they thought I had a big head,

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and it wouldn't fit into the helmet,
which is obviously not the case.

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Girls' heads just grow faster than boys'.

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-That's science.
-That's not science.

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-Uh, agree to disagree.
-I don't agree to that.

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The point is,
your mother's head is lovely.

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Thank you, Ted. But the other point is,
you can't judge a book by its cover.

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The Troopers judged me, and now
that's what you're doing with Wendi,

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and it's wrong.

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Timothy Leslie Templeton.

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Are you listening to me?
What are you even looking at out--?

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-I have problems! Focus on me!
-[cat meowing]

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-[cat hisses, growling]
-[Staci chuckling]

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[shrieking]

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-Got it! Again!
-[snarling]

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-Okay, now, what do we do with the kitty?
-Let's mail it to the ocean.

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Not how the postal system works. Staci.

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We could take it to the junkyard
and see if they'll strip it for parts.

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-Tempting, but no.
-[Tim] I don't wanna be a robot!

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Timothy Templeton,
we are going to help Wendi.

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You can't bail on neighborhood service
just because a nice lady chooses to live

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in a weird old house
with a bunch of cats.

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[gasps] House full of cats?

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We are going to march over there
and do our Do-Good duty!

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"Our"? Sounds like you're really
holding onto something, Janice.

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[slurps]

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Listen to your mother, Tim!

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I have an outside-the-box idea.
Let's roll.

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-Yeah!
-[Jimbo chuckles]

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Suit up, Trooper.
Let me put the baby down,

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and then we are going earn you
that helmet sticker.

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Oh, I guess your dad got him.

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[cats yowling]

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Why so many cats?

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Who cares? It's the perfect cat prison.

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Shove this killer kitty in there,
and Wendi, as unhinged as she is,

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will be thrilled to gain another fleabag.

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You know, because she's... [meows]
Now, hit it, Big J!

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[screaming]

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[cats yowling, echoing]

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[meowing continues]

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[cat meowing]

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-I wish you nothing but the best.
-[shrieking]

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[screams, pants]

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That was surprisingly easy.

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[grunts, screams]

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[both gasp]

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-[Mom] Come on, Tim.
-[gasps]

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-What do we do, sir? What do we do?
-Mom and Tim. Cats.

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But Mom and Tim! But cats.

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Come on, what's it gonna be, Boss?

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Staci, I guess we've got to go...

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into the belly of the den
of the house of the nest of cats!

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Huh?

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Don't hate me for being prepared.

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Cats are evil but dumb.
If we act just like them,

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we can go in there,
stay off their radar, and save Jimbo!

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[sighs] My shame is complete.

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[Boss] It's pitch black in here.
Can cats see in the dark?

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[Staci] Uh, I think that's dogs. Cats are
the ones that can smell your fear.

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[Boss] No, that's dogs.

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[Staci] Um, sir, I'm happy
to sit here in the dark,

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arguing about which animals
have which lame superpower,

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but if we're gonna find Jimbo...

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[cats meowing]

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[hissing]

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Oh, aren't you little fur babies
the cutest?

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I bet you two strays are dying
for a dish of milk.

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[cats yowling, hissing]

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-[whispers] Where's Jimbo?
-Back there?

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[doorbell rings]

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Ugh! It's probably people.

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Now's our chance.
Let's go check that back room for Jim--

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I don't know if I can do this. Ahh!
Scratch that. I can, but I don't want to.

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Just pull yourself together
and don't make any sudden movements.

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Sudden movements?
But you just slapped me--

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Forget about it. Just blend in.

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Meow?

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Good morning, sir or... ma'am.
Ma'am. So, um, never mind. Bye!

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Wendi, always a pleasure.
Here's the lowdown.

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My son needs to help you
with something around the house

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to earn his last
Do-Good Trooper helmet sticker.

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It's very important to me.
But to him as well.

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I'm busy, Janice. I've got cats.

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And I respect that, but you know kids,
how they just won't let go of that thing

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they want more than anything,
which is my Timmy here.

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Ugh!

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The sooner we start, the sooner we leave.

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Fine. Got a lot of stuff in the backyard
I've been meaning to haul away.

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Would that be good enough for you?
I mean, for your son Tim?

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Uh, the "outside-ier," the better.

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Have at it.

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[robot beeping, whirring]

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I used to be a little boy like you.

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[screams]

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-[screams]
-Well, this was unexpected,

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but can't wait
to get "McCrackin" on this, Wendi!

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House is off-limits.
That's non-negotiable.

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Ring the bell when you're done.
Or you could just leave. [chuckles]

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-Do that one.
-You've got yourself a deal!

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Ugh! My fur babies don't like
smelling other people.

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This'll be fun! Just think of it as one
of your Dekker Moonboots adventures.

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Don't you get it, Mom? This is the metal
she uses to turn kids into robots!

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This evil is everything
Dekker Moonboots stands against!

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Tim, if you're trying
to get out of doing some work,

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the scope of which I did not anticipate--

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I'm not, I swear!
I just love my body the way it is.

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And that's a beautiful thing, Tim,
but it's not an excuse.

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Grab some metal.
You're building character.

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[sighs]

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[cats meowing]

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I'm getting the sense
they don't believe we're cats.

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This is the only way
we're gonna find and rescue Jimbo.

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We gotta make them believe. [grunting]

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[shrieking]

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Somebody has
a lot of repressed hostility. Fine!

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[meowing]

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[chuckles]

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[groans]

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-[meowing]
-[heaves, coughs]

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[continues coughing]

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Oh! Oh, that came out.

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Mondays. Am I right?

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It's all for Jimbo. It's all for Jimbo!

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[giggling]

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-Think they bought it?
-After what you did to that litter box?

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-[mimics explosion]
-I don't know what you think you saw,

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but I went in there strictly for show.
[chuckles] Nothing happened.

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-[growling]
-[Boss] We've been made!

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-I pooped in a box for nothing.
-[cat growling]

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[sniffing]

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[snarling]

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We did it! We're in!

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Let's go get Jimbo! And never speak
of that litter incident again.

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Too big. Safe from being robotomized.

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[grunts] Tim, that doesn't go on your arm.

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And it never will!

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Come on, back to work.

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[gasps, whimpers]

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[metal clinking]

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[cats meowing, hissing]

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[metal clinking]

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-Um...
-[metal clinking]

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Some sort of musical performance?

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[gasps] Wait, look!

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-Jimbo!
-Sorry, we have to cat fight now.

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-Did he say "cat fight"? [grunts]
-[Jimbo yells]

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[grunts]

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[grunting] Tim, I'm going to give myself
a hernia working for this sticker.

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Help me move... whatever this is.

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I think you mean "whoever."

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I think you mean "whomever," and I think
you're not learning your lesson.

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Timmy, I know you have
a powerful imagination,

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but I need you to remember
why we're doing this.

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Because judging a book
by its cover is wrong,

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because Mommy's head
was and is of regulation size,

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and because you're the best, sweetest,
most helpful little boy,

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and you deserve that sticker!

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So, what do you say? Should we go earn it?

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Hey, Timmy! Miss McCrackin is a nice...

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-[metal slicing]
-[Timmy grunting]

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-[grunts]
-[both gasp]

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[metal slicing]

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[whispers] I bet she's always wanted
a grown-up robot.

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[whimpers] Everything's normal,
normal, normal, normal.

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-[snarls]
-[grunts]

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-Jimbo, why are you doing this?
-It's the only way to stay alive in here.

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Kitties love violence.

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[Jimbo meowing]

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-[grunts]
-If we stop fighting, they'll kill us!

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Barely logical and incredibly asinine.
[grunts]

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Sure sounds like cat to me.

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Who cares what they want?
We found you. Let's just escape!

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I can't go, not without Gwendolyn!

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Dare I inquire who Gwendolyn is?

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00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,280
-[meows]
-No. No! You did not get a prison pet!

238
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,790
Jimbo, of all the mistakes!

239
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:18,250
She's not a mistake! She's the one
who saved me when I first got here.

240
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:19,710
She showed me their ways,

241
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:23,090
got me into the cat-fighting circuit,
made them respect me.

242
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,500
-[meowing]
-[grunting]

243
00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:29,590
We formed the everlasting
and unbreakable bond of baby and pet.

244
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,930
-You've been in here, like, ten minutes!
-And they were magical!

245
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:38,060
-[meows]
-[coughing]

246
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:41,150
-Hairball or the prison pet thing?
-I don't know. Both?

247
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:44,440
-Carry on.
-[coughing]

248
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:46,610
[gasps]

249
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,990
Kelly, is that you? It's Tim.

250
00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:54,830
I sat next to you in art.
We shared watercolors. Are you alive?

251
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:58,250
Oh, Tim, you haven't cleaned up
any of this.

252
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:02,330
We really need to get rid of this stuff
if you want that last sticker.

253
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,710
This is bigger than stickers, Mom!

254
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:08,800
It looks like Kelly, right?
She's been missing all summer.

255
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:13,470
She went to camp. Can we please
just finish cleaning this dump?

256
00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:17,430
Well, maybe if you worked a little harder,
it wouldn't be such a dump.

257
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,390
I-I didn't mean "dump" dump. [chuckles]

258
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:25,480
Just a friendly reminder.
Keep your eyes on your own work, or else.

259
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:28,190
Or else no sticker for Tim?

260
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:29,990
Sure.

261
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:37,700
Threatening another adult isn't a crime,
Janice. Except it is sort of, Janice.

262
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,870
So, let's please stop talking
to Mommy about robots

263
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,080
and really hustle, baby, okay?

264
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,880
Are you really gonna choose
some kitten over us?

265
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,710
Uh...

266
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:58,220
I can't choose! I wanna save everybody!
I'm the nice one!

267
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,350
[cats hissing]

268
00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,770
[Boss] They're getting restless.
We have to go, Jimbo.

269
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:02,730
[Gwendolyn meows]

270
00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:05,400
[growling]

271
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,560
[both gasp]

272
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:11,490
[hissing, meowing]

273
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,240
[meowing]

274
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:18,160
-She wants us to follow her. Let's go.
-I don't take orders from a cat.

275
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,120
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

276
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,410
[yowling]

277
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,870
[snarling]

278
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,420
[grunts]

279
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:32,090
-[meows]
-Ahh! This beast is trying to kill me!

280
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:35,930
I don't know what's happening,
but I feel so alive!

281
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:41,020
[sighs] We'll be back home for Dad's
famous pork and beans in no time.

282
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,730
-Beans on everything. Yeah!
-[objects clattering]

283
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:46,860
[Jimbo and Staci whimpering]

284
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,150
[Boss screams]

285
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:52,990
Danny Petrosky was right. She does
steal kids and turn them into robots!

286
00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:57,070
Honey, Danny Petrosky is a liar
and a moron. I'm sorry, but it's true.

287
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,660
And now, she's got the baby!

288
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:02,950
What? Tim, what--?
The baby's napping. You're acting crazy.

289
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,620
I've got to stop that evil robot lady.
It's what Dekker Moonboots would do.

290
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,960
Dekker Moonboots would listen
to his mother!

291
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,210
-Don't you dare go in that house!
-Sorry, Mom.

292
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:14,880
Also, if you wanna follow and make sure
everyone's okay and alive, that'd be nice.

293
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:17,890
[gasps] Timothy Leslie!

294
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,430
-[Gwendolyn meows]
-[Boss grunting]

295
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,560
-[Gwendolyn meows]
-[grunts]

296
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,230
That's Italian silk, you savage!

297
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:29,150
Blech!

298
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,520
[meows]

299
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,110
You made an exit tunnel?
Gwendolyn, you saved everybody!

300
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:42,370
[McCrackin in slow-motion]
Here, kitty, kitty.

301
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:43,790
-[Gwendolyn meows]
-[Boss grunts]

302
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:47,670
There's a big, fluffy kitty for Mama.

303
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:52,460
Time for you to come upstairs with me now.
Won't that be fun?

304
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,510
Oh, that's a shame.

305
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,090
Okay, exit tunnel time!

306
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,430
-Um...
-We can't leave without her!

307
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:04,220
Jimbo, these crazy killer kitties
are gonna find us any second.

308
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,430
We have to get outta here... now!

309
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,770
But she just saved our lives.
She saved yours two times.

310
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:15,490
With all due respect, embarrassing,
but he does have a point.

311
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:19,610
Ugh! Sort of. I could've gotten away
on my own. Probably.

312
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,030
-So, it's only right that we...
-Send her a proper thank you card?

313
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,330
Ugh! Fine. Yes, we'll go save her.

314
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,250
-The same way she saved you.
-[chuckles]

315
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:34,750
Saved by a cat. Comedy and danger.
Today's been a real roller coaster.

316
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:39,590
How are we gonna get past all those cats?

317
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:43,430
I have an inside-the-box idea.

318
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,640
-[cat meows]
-[cat shrieks]

319
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,190
[cats snarling, yowling]

320
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,830
[Tim] No. Too late.

321
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:16,590
-Baby... robotomized!
-[Boss] Templeton!

322
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,010
You're not a robot!

323
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,260
-What?
-We're looking for Gwendolyn.

324
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,050
-Who?
-[Gwendolyn meows]

325
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:26,220
[licking, coughing]

326
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,850
What?

327
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:38,230
Do not judge me.

328
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,570
-Mom!
-[Gwendolyn meows]

329
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,450
Tim, what--? [gasps]

330
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,620
-[cat meowing]
-[device whirring]

331
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,330
[cash register dinging]

332
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:50,460
-[Mom] Wendi?
-Janice! Uh, I can explain this.

333
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,750
[retching]

334
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:58,300
Those sweaters you gave me...
they're cat hair?

335
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:03,970
I wore them to Thanksgiving, around food!
You said they were cashmere!

336
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:08,350
I clearly said "cat schmear."
You heard what you wanted.

337
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:12,140
-[police siren wailing]
-Admit it, your wife loved my sweaters!

338
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:13,100
Loved the--

339
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,940
Turns out Miss McCrackin's
been selling cat hair sweaters

340
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,230
at cashmere prices for years.

341
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,690
Wow! And we were the ones who busted her?

342
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:24,490
-It was all you, sweetie.
-It's just too bad

343
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:28,120
that I couldn't actually help her and get
that final Neighborhood Service sticker.

344
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,370
You're a Lowly Apprentice Do-Good Trooper?

345
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:36,040
On your way to Lofty Squire
Do-Good Trooper? [chuckles]

346
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:39,210
Well, son, you've done more good
for the neighborhood

347
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,260
than any police officer that I ever knew.

348
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,680
That's troubling.

349
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,390
This is awesome! We did it, Mom!

350
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:51,140
So, lesson learned.
Never judge a book by its cover,

351
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,600
even if it turns out the book is even
creepier and weirder on the inside.

352
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:58,360
Just read a few pages anyway to be sure.

353
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,900
Is any of this helping?
I'm a good mom, right?

354
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:04,110
-I like your head.
-Thanks, kiddo.

355
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,160
[police siren wailing]

356
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,700
Oh, Gwendolyn, you're the best pet
a baby could have.

357
00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:17,000
And we'll be together forever
and ever and ever and ever and ever...

358
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:22,170
-Do you wanna tell him or should I?
-[sighs] Part of being the boss. Jimbo.

359
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,590
-...and ev--
-[meows]

360
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:28,800
-[blabbering incoherently]
-You can't have a pet, Jimbo.

361
00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:31,560
While this little fur ball
has certainly proven her worth,

362
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,060
she's from the other side.

363
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:36,140
You understand? I'm sorry.
It's just the way it is right now.

364
00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,810
The stakes are too high.

365
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:42,780
That was a very polite way of telling him
that this is gross and unacceptable.

366
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,660
[meowing]

367
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,410
Gwendolyn!

368
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:03,210
-[snarling]
-Darn this mangy kitten! Darn it to heck!

369
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:06,090
Why is it always the last one
that puts up the biggest fight?

370
00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:11,350
-There, there, now.
-Wow! You must have the magic touch.

371
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,930
I have always had a special fondness
for kitty cats.

372
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:20,020
You know, looks like you have your van
and your hands mighty full.

373
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:24,070
Would you mind if I took this one?
Seems to have taken a real shine to me.

374
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:29,160
-Uh, strange lanky man, he's all yours.
-[vehicle door closes]

375
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:37,160
Yes, he is. Yes, yes, you are.

376
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:40,290
[cackles]

377
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:42,500
[theme song playing]

378
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:05,570
♪ Boss Baby ♪