episode 26

Episode 26) Secret Wars Part 5 Journey to the Southwestish Erhm I Mean Southeastish Part 1:

	Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles that is totally not been written a few days after the fact! Wasn’t due to me watching horror movies with my Mum definitely not... Anyways tonight we have a great treat for you Homies, for tonight will be an Adventure never before seen in Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles! For Raph has managed to locate an Ancient Map detailing the location of a Mansion! The Squad of Adventurers will consist of Rock, Loryn, DOC and Raph their goal is to find a Mansion to claim but it will be a challenging endeavor the sheer distances involved mean it will take ages for them to journey through! But they have an ace up their sleeves for DOC in secret has developed a new type of Elytra the Rocket Powered Elytra, this will help them cover the vast distances needed for their Journey!

	The Squad slowly began to prepare for their Quest Lorny is in his Mansion of Crime, drugs and hookers has prepared his Elytra and has gotten the essentials like food and potions ready, the others also prepare for their journey after some time they meet up! Suiting up their rocket Elytra’s they take to the sky. *In the background flight of Valkyries is being played at full volume it takes me back to Nam!!!* Raph had the Map so he informed them they should be going Southwest banking to the right the sun was right behind them, as the 4 make their way to their Quest and their Destiny! DOC was glad he created these Rocket Elytra’s just imagine how long it would take with regular ones, and god forbid they had to do it by foot or by horse!

	Raph was so giddy looking down they were passing dozens of trees every second, but he knew even with the Elytra’s it will still take a while to get to their destination with the Mansion secured they would be able to create the United World Faction Protection Force, so far only 4 Factions are active members (the SSS, Conspiracy Mafia, Doctopia, and Night Fury) their purpose is to safe guard the world against external threats. (Example: the Netherworld, Infernus and Valkarion) the UWFPF will have three arms the first will act as reconnaissance, espionage and satellite creation and launching, the second will fund and arm the UWFPF main army, air force and navy, while finally the last arm which will function as  R&D department researching new technologies that can benefit and defend the world.

	Deep underground a figure dressed in black armor trains against 5 test dummies the being is strong and is able to defeat the 5 heavily armored testing dummies with ease, after dealing the final blow on the fifth one 10 more appeared this time the being was able to get an iron sword the 10 testing dummies charged at her the battle was fierce but one by one the being cloaked in black armor was able to slay its enemies it was severely injured in the process.

	 Watching from above in a monitoring room The Eye of the Concord formally known as Dr. Baron Von Einstein is impressed with her growth the clone is slowly proving to be a formidable warrior but, she needs more time to prepare activating the Comm unit he congratulated her and told her to go rest and heal. Hearing his order the being took off its helmet revealing itself to be the Clone of Lisa walking out of the training facility she went to the medic room there she took a few swigs of a healing potion. Walking up to her he asked her to follow him as she did he led her to a new section of the base there he informed her of its purpose which will be to create and research new kinds of body armor, walking down to the end of the room was a reinforced metal cabinet placing his hand on a hand scanner it opened up revealing a new black and violet armor he called it Black Lotus.

	10,000 blocks later the squad makes it way to the Mansion but Raph decided to look at the map to see how long they have left after looking at it but as he did, he was horrified to find out they were going the wrong way! It appears Raph has done goofed instead of flying to the Southwestish they should have went to the Southeastish this meant they would need to correct their course which meant they needed to go the other direction…. They begin their turn away from the sun but for some reason they managed to lose each other during the turn, Rock decided he was done with the Adventure and committed the time honored warrior tradition of Sudoku I mean Seppuku…

	The remaining members fly onwards but as they cross over a snow spike biome Loryn’s Rocket Elytra hit 0 which meant he was now stranded in the cold unforgiving tundra, Lorny walked around a bit to get his bearings but he soon found a den filled with bunnies seeing the bunnies he did what any normal person would do in his situation he killed them all including the women the children pretty much everyone… And after he did so he decided his Adventure was over and committed Suicide like Rock  4 people went out on an epic adventure only 2 remain they are dropping like flies… So the last 2 members of the party continued to go SE they didn’t know where the other was but they still continued to go forward, but the further they went the more chunks they created the more chunks they created the more LAG was born causing many a peeps to leave their Minecraft’s and hoped the lag cleared some say the LAG was killing the Universe, but there was a sinister plot to this trust me there is it isn’t because with the amount of chunks being loaded caused many a computers to lag no it was due to the Anti-Control Block yes the ACB with its code altering powers it create glitches in the matrix resulting in the increase of lag and making people leave!

	As Raph was flying he soon noticed he was running out of fuel drat he thought he was running on fumes, he soon had no choice but to land informing DOC of his predicament DOC said he will be there to refuel him as Raph waited for DOCS Raph got an idea he would write a diary depicting his journeys it would be similar to the War Journals his counterpart in the Conspiracy Files Universe does, he would call it The Diary of the Wanderer getting out his notebook and pen he began to write for the next half an hour Raph wrote a flood of words onto his notebook.

	“Day 201 it’s been more than 200 days since we started this adventure and yet no mansion in sight I am out of fuel and I am beginning to run out of noms to consumes, but thankfully there are some bunnies nearby their flesh will sustain me when I run out of food in my inventory with the loses of both Rock and Lorny I am starting to give up hope on finding the Mansion. But as I write this entry I hear a noise looking up I see one other than DOCS it was a magnificent sight seeing his Mankini wearing self-appear he soon landed and I was able to refuel my Elytra taking to the skies once more me and Docs continue our adventure, but over time DOCS soon committed suicide leaving me as the final member of the Adventure party...”

	As the last member of the party Raph had no choice but to continue he had to he was the one who had the map, and it was time to put the team on his back on this one homies the rest agreed it was now his Adventure for he was the only one that had to make it for he was the one who discovered the Map in the first place. But after 20,000 blocks 3 suicides and a few peeps leaving due to lags Raph thought his journey will never end but as he flew over a ridge he sees in the distance, it was the Mansion of destiny he has found it after all the blood, sweat and tears that went into this Adventure he finally found it and in record time too since he was running out of fuel for his Elytra it was as if the Spirit of Adventure pitied him and rewarded his efforts with the Mansion.

	Landing in front of the Mansion Raph took the coordinates down and sent them to the other’s he soon made camp and took stock with the food he had remaining he didn’t have much left he would need to go hunting for food very soon, on the other side of the world Lorny has entered the Nether Portal with the coordinates written down it would easy for him to go and retrieve Raph, Loryn was excited things are going according to plan... But as Lorny celebrates the discovery of the Mansion far away the Momento Mori Super Weapon has reached the Continent King Charlie the Finger Bitter has sent 3 Armies of Powered Armored Knights to wreak havoc amongst his enemies, he will lure them to his mighty Fortress of darkness and despair and there he will crush them utterly!

	Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles the long and grueling Adventure has ended and now it is time to create a portal linking the Nether Hub with the Mansion, and soon once it’s conquered the 4 Factions will begin to pour resources and manpower into it to establish the main base for the UWFPF, but as the Alliance of Factions move to establish control over the Mansion malevolent forces are stirring Momento Mori has made landfall and has begun to send its forces out, on the other side of the world the Eye of Concord trains the Clone of Lisa for her mission to eliminate the heads of the Factions he also prepare the trap for Loryn using the Original Lisa as bait.