Brett Woodworth  [Security] says, "Ah, well that explains it."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "please stop hacking gateway door"
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "no"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " Okay, its open for everyone, guys"
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "Hahaha."
Cornel West says, "well"
Cornel West says, "how long am I in here for"
Cornel West says, "in this fucking straight jacket"
Cornel West says, "I can't even jerk off"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Chef is messing with a Multitool with the Dinnerware Vendor"
Adan Loid says, "im gonna get you inmate suit."
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "What's your point."
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Ill let you guys know anything I see.."
Jed Hirleman  [Security] asks, "He wants some extra goodies. Who's to stop 'im?"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Thats pretty Shady."
The locker has been unlocked by Adan Loid.
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "I guess..."
Luke Smith  [145.9] asks, "When is gateway jumping?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Kirbyroth The Fallen has signed up as Chief Engineer."
You are unable to equip that.
Jayden Jiggs  [145.9] says, "six minutes"
You put the the orange jumpsuit into the security backpack.
Felix Scularn  [Security] asks, "Whos the Head of security?"
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "Door."
Adan Loid is trying to take off a straight jacket from Cornel West's body!
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "Me."
Luke Smith  [145.9] says, "^ MINUTES"
Luke Smith  [145.9] says, "6MINUTES"
Adan Loid is trying to put an orange jumpsuit on Cornel West
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Sounds good"
You put the the orange shoes into the security backpack.
Adan Loid is trying to take off a grey jumpsuit from Cornel West's body!
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Honor to serve under you."
Adan Loid is trying to put an orange jumpsuit on Cornel West
Burt Riggle  [Security] says, "Good evening fellow security employees"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Sai Satsugai has signed up as Mime."
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Good Evening."
You feel a tiny prick!
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "Call me daddy, or yer fired Felix."
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Okay"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, ""Daddy""
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "AI let me out"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Lelouch Vi Brittainnia has signed up as Security Officer."
Brett Woodworth  [Security] says, "Hello, Daddy"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "Haha, oh wow."
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "The maintenance door near south arrivals"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] exclaims, "I can't believe you actually listened!"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "I was just kiddin'."
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "AI now."
A Gassy Mexican  [145.9] says, "test"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "I cant see you"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "I ain't evne the HoS."
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "THE MAINTENANCE DOOR"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "Even, I mean."
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "SOUTH ARRIVALS"
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "ty"
Magnus Magnussen  [145.9] says, "WHO THE FUCK IS TY"
Adan Loid  [Security] asks, "HoS, did you permabrig that Cornell?"
Adan Loid asks, "HoS, did you permabrig that Cornell?"
Magnus Magnussen  [145.9] says, "ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME LEON"
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "nooooo"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] asks, "Wait, what'd Cornell do?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Kaleb Kanaga has signed up as Roboticist."
Brendan White  [145.9] says, " The Joker is a LING"
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "it hurts"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Exactly... Dont Permabrig unless its Fucking Serious."
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Secuirty, Im your captian.. Please patrol and keep a watch on secuirty, I dont want some troll to break in and steal the weapons for him to feel proud he did somthing cool."
Kaleb Kanaga  [145.9] says, " kody"
Kaleb Kanaga  [145.9] says, "whar ar u"
Kaleb Kanaga  [145.9] says, " i sav u"
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "gateway"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "I am unable to trak Brendan"
Brett Woodworth  [Security] says, "Captain"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "We have been Cap'n, dont worry."
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] asks, "Yes?"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "Man cap'n you sound like a tool."
Brendan White  [145.9] exclaims, " Try now!"
Adan Loid  [Security] says, "He resisted an arrest, and according to HoS he said he will kill the HoS."
Adan Loid says, "He resisted an arrest, and according to HoS he said he will kill the HoS."
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] asks, "Is that a good thing?"
Brett Woodworth  [Security] says, "I have found good evidence that the chef did break into aux. tool stoarge"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "why is Cornel im permabrig"
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "Yes, man. The best."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "he is spamming my camera with paper"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Then thank you."
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Oh fuck..."
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "That's a terrible reason to brig someone, Adan."
Jed Hirleman  [Security] says, "Holy shit, the worst reason."
Tommy Chong  [Security] says, "Listen up"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] asks, " Is he the black guy ?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "yes"
Adan Loid  [Security] says, "I didnt brig him, HoS did."
Adan Loid says, "I didnt brig him, HoS did."
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Wait..."
Tommy Chong  [Security] says, "He tried to cuff me"
Tommy Chong  [Security] says, "Said he was gonna kill me"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " HoS arrested him for being black..."
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " AI open this up real quick"
Tommy Chong  [Security] asks, "Keep his ass in permabrig, ya hear?"
Felix Scularn  [Security] asks, "Isnt that considered assaulting Head?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "I see"
Tommy Chong  [Security] says, "Yes"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " Well i expected him to get killed but that new"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "The Great Wizard has signed up as Scientist."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Security, let Cornel out"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "he did nothing wrong"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Read space law... May help, ive seen something about it and theres a specific Time."
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Sorry if that sounded Forceful"
Your cigarette goes out.
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "My Apologies"
Cornel West says, "The HOS really was a pile of shit"
Adan Loid says, "Wait"
A Gassy Mexican  [145.9] exclaims, "SECURITY TO ENGINEERING!"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "HoS, be aware that while brownies arent protected by space law, they are still protected by ME."
You put the the grey jumpsuit into the security backpack.
You put the PDA-Cornel West (Assistant) into the security backpack.
You put the Cornel West's ID Card (Assistant) into the security backpack.
Kirbyroth The Fallen  [145.9] says, " ling in eng"
Aleks Dirplin  [145.9] asks, " Why Gassy?"
The the security backpack is full, make some space.
Aleks Dirplin  [145.9] says, " Aww shit.."
Jed Hirleman says, "He'll change if he wants."
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "You heard it sec"
Kirbyroth The Fallen  [145.9] says, " ryo"
Leon Griffe  [145.9] asks, "AI; care to let me out?"
Felix Scularn says, "I guess...."
Cortana  [145.9] queries, "where now?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Candy has signed up as Clown."
Felix Scularn asks, "Yes Warden?"
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "maintenance"
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "you should ahve cameras here"
Adan Loid  [145.9] says, "Cornell get your stuff in front of the brig."
Adan Loid says, "Cornell get your stuff in front of the brig."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "I do not"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Gavin Lacon has signed up as Cargo Technician."
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " anyone else wanna be a borg"
Kirbyroth The Fallen  [145.9] says, " sec to eng"
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "maintenance right near the entrance to engineering"
Felix Scularn  [145.9] says, " Alright"
Jordon Coote  [145.9] says, " help in senobiology deing"
Kirbyroth The Fallen  [145.9] says, "  set Ryo to arrest"
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "wait"
A Gassy Mexican  [145.9] exclaims, "HELP!"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Ryo appears to be a ling"
Tommy Chong  [Security] says, "Cornel assaulted me AGAIN"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "If you want him"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Heading over to Engineering"
Tommy Chong  [Security] says, "Cortana follow your fucking laws"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Whiteytighty Jameson has signed up as Assistant."
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "Cornell is that true."
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "C'mon son."
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "Cut that shit out."
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " Cortana, please do not unbrig prisoners"
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Kody Johnson  [145.9] asks, "Go in groups of 2, or all together?"
Luke Smith  [145.9] says, "Testing"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "Ineed one"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "I didnt unbrig him"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Security did"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "at my request"
The Great Wizard  [145.9] says, "roger that"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " This guy was NOT brigged for being black, he was brigged because he assaulted the HoS"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " yo rd"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "Use 16.4"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Manley Coconut has signed up as Assistant."
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "Change frequency to 145.5"
Peter Greafin  [145.9] says, "RnD Chief."
Tommy Chong says, "Execute him"
Luke Smith  [145.9] says, "I'll go first"
The Great Wizard  [145.9] says, "how long left kaleb"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "that is not a permabrig crime."
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "Use 149.9"
Tommy Chong says, "Do it"
Kaleb Kanaga  [145.9] says, "Zero minutes,"
Adan Loid exclaims, "NO!"
Kaleb Kanaga  [145.9] says, "Apparently."
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "145.5"
Cornel West says, "You have no right to execute me"
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] asks, "You permabrigged him for assault?"
Adan Loid has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Burt Riggle  [Security] says, "I've come across a lot of blood at the Maltese Falcon. No crime has been reported"
Luke Smith  [145.9] says, "There"
Tommy Chong puts the stun baton into the security backpack.
Jordon Coote  [145.9] says, "medic help"
Brett Woodworth  [Security] says, "HoS"
Cornel West says, "Thou art a villain"
Tommy Chong is trying to take off some handcuffs from Adan Loid's suit!
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] exclaims, "Bahaha, you all are a lotta babies!"
Cornel West says, "My legend will live on forever"
Jordon Coote  [145.9] says, " in medbay dieing"
Tommy Chong is trying to put some handcuffs on Adan Loid
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Esme Griffin has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Ryo has absorbed a guy in engineering"
Cornel West says, "GOD IS WITH ME"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "confirmed ling"
Luke Smith  [145.9] says, "AHHHH"
Kody Johnson  [145.9] says, "LOL"
The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
Adan Loid has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Jordon Coote  [145.9] says, " cric help"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "GONT GO"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " bring the absorbed guy to robotics"
Adan Loid stammers, "W-W-Wh-hy-y d-did y-y-you do t-th-h-hat-tt-t-t?"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "DONT GO"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "DONT GO"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " i make him robot"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "DONT GO"
Cornel West has been attacked in the chest with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Luke Smith  [145.9] says, "GO BACK"
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, "DONT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West stammers, "DEUS-S L-LO V-VUL-LT-T"
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Adan Loid  [Security] stammers, "H-H-HoS-S at-ttac-ck-k-k-kin-ng-g-g m-m-m-me an-nd-d-d Cor-rn-nel-l"
Adan Loid stammers, "H-H-HoS-S at-ttac-ck-k-k-kin-ng-g-g m-m-m-me an-nd-d-d Cor-rn-nel-l"
Kody Johnson  [145.9] exclaims, "SPAM!"
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been stunned with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Mr Blippity Blue has signed up as Assistant."
Cornel West stammers, "MEIN EES-S-S H-H-HAV-VE S-S-SEEN-N T-T-T-THE G-GL-LOR-R-R-RY-Y"
Cornel West has been attacked in the head with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Kirbyroth The Fallen  [145.9] says, " ai ge more sec and a borg down here"
Cornel West has been attacked in the chest with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Jed Hirleman  [Security] asks, "Where?"
Cornel West stammers, "OF-F THE COM-M-MING-G-G OF-F T-TH-H-H-HE L-LOR-RD-D"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "MR. RAINBOW has signed up as Assistant."
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, "Woops"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, " we need bombs at gateway"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, "Sorry"
Cornel West has been attacked in the chest with stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Cornel West has been beaten with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong!
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] asks, "A.I. where is Adan Loid or the HoS?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Guillermo Purpleton has signed up as Station Engineer."
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] asks, "Or Cornell?"
Adan Loid has been prodded with the the stun baton by Tommy Chong. Luckily it was off.
Tommy Chong puts the stun baton into the security backpack.
Adan Loid says, "I need to demote you."
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " ai"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "HoS abusing prisoner in the brig"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, " BRING BOMBS TO GATEWAY"
Tommy Chong fires the energy gun!
Adan Loid is hit by the electrode in the head!
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " open toxins research"
Felix Scularn  [Security] exclaims, "Help!"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Barry Coconuts has signed up as Station Engineer."
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, " WE HIT A SYNDICATEE STATION"
Tommy Chong puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Black Cocunut has signed up as Assistant."
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, " BRING BOMBS TO GATEWAY"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " i need more sensors for robot army"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] exclaims, " NO!"
Tommy Chong attempted to disarm Adan Loid!
Adan Loid stammers, "H-HEY-Y!!"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] exclaims, " The bombs will blow the gateway up!"
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, " WE NEED SEVERAL BOMBS"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " AI, why the fuck is the brig in lockdown"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "HoS"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "is orgue"
Jed Hirleman fires the taser gun!
Tommy Chong is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Tommy Chong blocks the electrode with the riot shield!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "rogue"
Cornel West gasps!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Clownadian Coconut has signed up as Lawyer."
Adan Loid asks, "What the fuck are you doing?"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Tommy Chong says, "Back off"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "he is arresting warden for no reason"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "John GreenBlam has signed up as Assistant."
Adan Loid exclaims, "HoS!!!"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " I can confirm that..."
Tommy Chong has been stunned with the the stun baton by Jed Hirleman!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "and beating prisoners to death"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Autastic Cocunut has signed up as Chemist."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Marcus Redmond has signed up as Assistant."
Jed Hirleman is trying to put some handcuffs on Tommy Chong
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Ryo, A Engineer is being Arrested for Assaulting an Officer of the Law, and including Looting as it appears."
You attempt to remove the handcuffs. (This will take around 40 seconds and you need to stand still)
Adan Loid attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Richard Jesse has signed up as Cargo Technician."
Inori Fuhzirina  [145.9] says, " Bring bombs to gateway"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) fires the taser gun!
Jed Hirleman is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] asks, " HoS might be a changeling perhaps ?"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "Cut it out"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "Thats your superior"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Ryo is a ling they said."
Adan Loid exclaims, "HEY!"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to unhandcuff Tommy Chong!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Bluey Browne has signed up as Scientist."
Jed Hirleman is trying to unhandcuff Adan Loid!
Tommy Chong says, "Listen up"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "demote and brig the HoS"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Test him in Medbay"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "well he did attempt to Grab me."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Jordan Clewett has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Tommy Chong asks, "Where are you taking me?"
Adan Loid exclaims, "He attacked me!"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "he is a threat to the crew"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Fuchsia Fuchs has signed up as Assistant."
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) fires the taser gun!
Adan Loid is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) fires the taser gun!
Jed Hirleman is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Adan Loid stammers, "B-Br-rig-g h-him-m and-d t-tak-k-ke h-his-s-s id-d!"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to unhandcuff Tommy Chong!
Tommy Chong says, "Take these cuffs off"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "Stop it"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Oh fuck I think he is a Ling"
Jed Hirleman stammers, "M-M-My-y s-s-s-sup-p-p-per-r-r-rior-r b-beat-t th-hat-t-t p-p-poor-r-r-r m-mn-na."
Tommy Chong says, "And listen"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "He's OUR superior"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) puts the handcuffs into the security backpack.
Cornel West gasps!
Tommy Chong says, "cornel assaulted me multiple times"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "he left a Victim in Engineering"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Yea.."
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " COME BACK CHEF"
Tommy Chong says, "I ordered an execution"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " HELP"
Adan Loid asks, "So why did you attacked me HoS??"
Tommy Chong says, "Some people had a problem with that"
Jed Hirleman says, "You can't order executions you shithead."
Adan Loid asks, "And cuffed me?"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " med bay"
Tommy Chong says, "Because you disobeyed me"
Jed Hirleman says, "Only captain can."
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] asks, "Want me to be in medbay to test if he's a ling?"
Tommy Chong says, "not true"
Jed Hirleman is trying to unhandcuff Adan Loid!
Cornel West gasps!
Tommy Chong says, "HoS can now"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " i need a toxins o2 and a fire kit"
Adan Loid exclaims, "His charge is not execution!"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "security, the HoS is a threat to the crew"
Tommy Chong has been stunned with the the stun baton by Jed Hirleman!
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) has been stunned with the the stun baton by Jed Hirleman!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "he murdered a prisoner"
Cornel West gasps!
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) stammers, "J-JED-D!@"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) stammers, "Cut-t-t it-t OUT-T!"
Jed Hirleman exclaims, "I QUIT!"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "He'll be a ling if he has only 13 bars in a genetics machine"
Cornel West gasps!
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) stammers, "He's-s our-r-r fuk-kin-ng-g-g-g super-rior-r"
Felix Scularn  [145.9] says, " Ill talk with him Cortana"
Felix Scularn  [Security] asks, "HoS,Why did you murder a Prisoner?"
Central Command Update

ALERT: A synidcate operative has been detected at the Gateway area and is destroying the gateway. Please subdue him.


Brett Woodworth  [145.9] says, " AI open please."
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] asks, "Felix, Shall we?"
Sexmotron 666  [145.9] states, "Someone report to the chapel"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) fires the taser gun!
Jed Hirleman is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Adan Loid says, "He is clearly breaking the Space Law."
Jed Hirleman stammers, "He's-s a l-lit-tt-tle b-b-bitc-c-ch-h!"
Felix Scularn  [Security] asks, "Need me in the Medical?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "too late"
Cornel West gasps!
Jed Hirleman has been stunned with the the stun baton by Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass)!
Magnus Magnussen  [145.9] says, "SECURITY TO BAR, GREY TIDE RIOT"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "its gone"
Cornel West gasps!
Sexmotron 666  [145.9] states, "I need help burning this changeling"
Brett Woodworth  [145.9] says, " Or unbolt"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Bring the ling"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to put some handcuffs on Jed Hirleman
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Calvin Phillips has signed up as Shaft Miner."
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Oh Shit... Bar..."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "warning"
David Whyvenyr  [145.9] says, " KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM"
Jed Hirleman stammers, "T-Th-h-his-s-s is-s-s-s w-w-w-wh-h-h-hy-y p-peop-p-p-pl-l-le as-ss-s-saul-lt-t-t y-y-you."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "assistants are everywehre"
Tommy Chong puts the stun baton into the security backpack.
Cortana  [145.9] states, "massive grey tide"
Adan Loid exclaims, "HoS i'm asking you to stop this shit!"
Cornel West gasps!
Cornel West gasps!
Brett Woodworth  [Security] says, "Captain, the AI has most of sec. locked down."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "they are lyncing security"
Tommy Chong asks, "Stop WHAT shit?"
MR. RAINBOW  [145.9] says, " YOU CANT STOP US"
Leon Griffe  [145.9] says, "lol"
Tommy Chong says, "I did stop"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Ok."
Adan Loid exclaims, "Being a bitch!"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Oh fuck... Theres been a Riot Captain..."
Tommy Chong says, "Listen"
Cornel West seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "I know, A riot in the bar"
Tommy Chong says, "Just do your job"
Jed Hirleman exclaims, "Cornel!"
Tommy Chong says, "And don't disobey me"
Jed Hirleman exclaims, "Nooooo!"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Nude People... Thats an Offense... Its Jailable according to Space LAw."
Tommy Chong says, "cornel assaulted me multiple times"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "massive grey tide"
Tommy Chong says, "Just ask Jeff"
Adan Loid exclaims, "If Cornell did attacked you, his charge is not execution!"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " AI LOCK DOWNT HE GATE NOW"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "appears to be a revolution"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Yea for a minute"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "It's true"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "We need Riot Gear... for this Grey Tide "Riot""
Cortana  [145.9] states, "I cant"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Jeff hacked it"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " HOLY FUCK"
Adan Loid exclaims, "Max. 10 min in brig!"
Jed Hirleman asks, "Cornel didn't have any intent to kill, did he?"
Tommy Chong says, "He's a repeateded offender"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " ALL THOSE NAKED GUYS"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "All of Security brig is Locked up"
Brett Woodworth  [Security] says, "Well, from my days in the field people get mad when you arrest them for that."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Albert Alexander has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Felix Scularn  [145.9] exclaims, " Cortana get this open Please!"
DrHuxleyy Announces:
 	 Attention: You have made us at CentCom laugh hilariously.
Cortana  [145.9] states, "there is a huge riot going on"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] asks, "Is it locked down?"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] asks, "Like bolted?"
Mya Fields  [Security] says, "ALL SEC TO GATEWAY, STUN ANYONE NAKED"
Adan Loid exclaims, "Then you attacked me!"
Fuchsia Fuchs  [145.9] exclaims, "FUCK THE POLICE!"
Felix Scularn  [Security] exclaims, "Bolted!"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " ALL SEC TO GATEWAY NOW"
Felix Scularn  [Security] says, "Yup"
Jed Hirleman says, "All it sounds like to me is that you're being a little bitch."
Tommy Chong says, "I cuffed you"
Aleks Dirplin  [Security] says, "Yea I dont know.."
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " HOP SPEAKING ALL SEC TO GATEWAY THIS IS A PRIORITY 0 ORDER"
Tommy Chong says, "Stop crying"
DrHuxleyy Announces:
 	 But seriously cut that shit unless you all want to be banned.
Adan Loid asks, "So whats your charge then?"
Jed Hirleman attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING GO TO GATEWAY NOWWWW"
Adan Loid asks, "Execution??"
Brett Woodworth  [145.9] exclaims, " AI please unbolt!"
MR. RAINBOW  [145.9] says, " PRIRORTY 0 MEANS NO PRIORITY DUMBFUCK"
Tommy Chong asks, "What?"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " STUN ALL NEKKEDS"
Jed Hirleman attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Security is going through a coup"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Cristian Garrison has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " THEY ARE ATTACKING US"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "Listen you fucking idiots"
Tommy Chong fires the energy gun!
Adan Loid is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " THEY ASSAULTED ME"
Tyrone Washington  [145.9] says, "AHHH"
Tommy Chong puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "We got grey tide in the bar"
Tommy Chong is trying to put some handcuffs on Adan Loid
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "We got syndicates at the gateway"
Jed Hirleman says, "Then, you deal with that."
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "Lets cut this shit out"
Tommy Chong says, "I agree"
Adan Loid exclaims, "hey!"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Tommy Chong says, "Let's work together"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Brett Woodworth  [145.9] says, " Well, if I run out of cigs in this damn place, i'm gonna be pissed"
Tommy Chong says, "Adan"
Jed Hirleman says, "I won't work for an HoS with the attitude of a lil' kid."
Tommy Chong says, "I'll uncuff you if you drop this all"
Tommy Chong asks, "You won't?"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " AI WE NEEEEEED MORE GUNNNSSS"
Adan Loid says, "i wont"
Jed Hirleman says, "No. I won't."
Tommy Chong says, "Okay"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " JUST KILL THEM"
Magnus Magnussen  [145.9] says, "GREY TIDE"
Tommy Chong says, "permabrig them both then"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " AI"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " AI ANYONE WITHOUT A SHIRT ON IS NON-HUMAN"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "Yes, sir."
Tommy Chong is trying to take off Adan Loid's ID Card (Warden) from Adan Loid's uniform!
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " OPEN BOTANY"
Tommy Chong is trying to take off a security backpack from Adan Loid's back!
Tommy Chong is trying to take off Warden's jacket from Adan Loid's body!
Tommy Chong is trying to take off a warden's jumpsuit from Adan Loid's body!
Tommy Chong is trying to take off the the jackboots from Adan Loid's feet!
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " I MUST HAVE BUCKETS"
Tommy Chong is trying to take off the the security radio headset from Adan Loid's ears!
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " AI ANYONE WITHOUT A SHIRT ON IS NON-HUMAN"
Tommy Chong is trying to take off the the warden's hat from Adan Loid's head!
Tommy Chong is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Adan Loid's eyes!
Jed Hirleman says, "I planned on just quitting."
Tommy Chong is trying to take off the the black gloves from Adan Loid's hands!
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to take off PDA-Jed Hirleman (Security Officer) from Jed Hirleman's uniform!
Tommy Chong is trying to take off the the black gloves from Adan Loid's hands!
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to take off a security backpack from Jed Hirleman's back!
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " PRIORITY 0 ORDER"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to take off an armor from Jed Hirleman's body!
Jed Hirleman says, "Detective, help us out."
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to take off the the jackboots from Jed Hirleman's feet!
Tommy Chong puts Adan Loid's ID Card (Warden) into the security backpack.
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to take off the the security radio headset from Jed Hirleman's ears!
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Jed Hirleman's eyes!
Magnus Magnussen  [145.9] says, "UPLOAD THAT LAW"
Brett Woodworth asks, "With what?"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) is trying to take off the the helmet from Jed Hirleman's head!
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " OPEN BOTANY"
Barry Coconuts  [145.9] says, "Racist."
Jed Hirleman says, "LET THE GREY TIDE IN"
Jed Hirleman says, "LET THEM FLOOD."
Brett Woodworth exclaims, "I don't have the power!"
Jed Hirleman says, "Cornel, my man."
Jed Hirleman says, "Rest in peace."
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " Security got lynched..."
SPICKATRON 666!  [145.9] states, "Security to botany"
Adan Loid says, "He is gonna permabrig me for not to shut my mouth to his un-approved actions."
SPICKATRON 666!  [145.9] states, "theft in progress"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " ai"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " PUT A SHIRT ON UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " AI, you're literally fucking over the entire station right now"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " open botany your borg has locked me in"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " The station needs security"
MR. RAINBOW  [145.9] says, " NUDE TIED"
Mya Fields  [145.9] says, " FINAL WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING A SHRIT YOU -- WILL -- BE -- SHOT -- AND -- KILLED"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " Open up these shutters and bolts and let us do our job"
Jed Hirleman says, "They're breaking in."
Jed Hirleman says, "Look at 'im go."
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) says, "AI, that is an order"
Jed Hirleman says, "Lil' tyke."
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " Follow law 2"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " AI"
Tommy Chong asks, "What the fuck are we supposed to do about it?"
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " and end your lockdown of the brig"
Tommy Chong says, "AI screwed us over"
Tommy Chong says, "Thanks to you guys whining"
Fuchsia Fuchs  [145.9] exclaims, "AI Let us out! if you don't then humans WILL die!"
Cyahl Hyssop  [145.9] says, " spickatron 666 is rogue blow him"
Jed Hirleman says, "You deserve everything you get."
Jed Hirleman says, "The A.I. locked you down because you were beating Cornel's face in."
Jeff Lebenski  [145.9] says, " AI, I will card you if you do not unbolt this shit"
Adan Loid exclaims, "You permabrigged a guy for just resisting an arrest!"
Jed Hirleman says, "You shithead."
Black Cocunut  [145.9] says, "HELLO"
Black Cocunut  [145.9] says, "OFFICER"
Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: {{ THIS IS A PRIORITY 0 {TOP-LEVEL} ANNOUNCEMENT. ANY AND ALL PERSONELL OR HUMANOID BEINGS FOUND WITHOUT SUITABLE GARMAMENTS [ie: SHIRT, SHOES, PANTS] WILL BE SHOT AND KILLED ON SIGHT AND ARE HEREFORETH CONSIDERED NON-HUMAN. CODE RED: CODE RED: }}
Brett Woodworth  [145.9] says, "Hello"
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "PEOPLE."
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "CROWD."
Bluey Browne throws up blood!
the reinforced window has been hit by Whiteytighty Jameson with the emergency oxygen tank
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Caleb Shafer has signed up as Botanist."
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "I AM A FORMER SEC OFFICER"
Autastic Cocunut says, "im best chicken"
SPICKATRON 666!  [145.9] states, "Security to botany"
Jed Hirleman says, "SECURITY IS CORRUPT.S"
Jed Hirleman  [145.9] says, "SECURITY IS CORRUPT.S"
Jed Hirleman says, "TAKE THEM DOWN."
SPICKATRON 666!  [145.9] states, "Security to botany"
You are buckled in to the chair by Tommy Chong.
Jed Hirleman is buckled in to the chair by Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass)!
Cortana  [145.9] states, "security is completely rogue"
Caleb Shafer  [145.9] says, "LEON IS A CHANGELING"
David Whyvenyr  [145.9] asks, " So basically no shirt, no shoes, get shot?"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "the HoS killed a man"
*---------*
This is   Burt Riggle!
He is wearing   a white jumpsuit.
He is wearing   a security beret on his head.
He is wearing   a blood-stained armor!
He is carrying   a taser gun on his armor.
He has   a backpack on his back.
He has   some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has   an emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing   some jackboots on his feet.
He has   a gas mask on his face.
He has   a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Burt Riggle's ID Card (Security Officer).
*---------*
Cortana  [145.9] states, "and arrested two officers"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " Bartender we must stay strong"
Caleb Shafer  [145.9] says, "SECURITY TO ARRIVAL AIRLOCK"
Caleb Shafer  [145.9] says, "HE JUST ABSORBED KIRBY"
Caleb Shafer  [145.9] says, "CAPTAIN IS JUST FUCKING WATCHING"
Mya Fields exclaims, "THank god!"
*---------*
This is   Mya Fields!
He is wearing   a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing   a helmet on his head.
He is wearing   an armor.
He has   a backpack on his back.
He has   an energy gun about his waist.
He is wearing   some brown shoes on his feet.
He is wearing   PDA-Mya Fields (Head of Personnel).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Adan Loid says, "HoP"
Mya Fields says, "Now to execute these idiots."
Jed Hirleman says, "Look at you."
Jed Hirleman says, "LOOK AT YOU."
Smiggy Coconut  [145.9] says, " AI HOLOGRAM"
Jed Hirleman asks, "WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YOU ARE, HOP?"
Jeff Lebenski (as Jeff Lubemyass) exclaims, "Flashers, hurry!"
Jed Hirleman says, "You can order an execution."
Jed Hirleman says, "Crazy bitch."
Jed Hirleman says, "Can't, I mean."
Whiteytighty Jameson  [145.9] says, "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF OUR ANIMUS"
Jed Hirleman attempts to unbuckle themself!
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stand still)
Adan Loid attempts to unbuckle themself!
MR. RAINBOW  [145.9] says, " OUR ANIMUS"
Cortana  [145.9] states, "Kale Walker has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
Cortana  [145.9] states, "security is about to get lynched by greytide"
Jed Hirleman exclaims, "Tyrant!"
Adan Loid exclaims, "Shitcurity!"
Jed Hirleman says, "We can get through this, Adan."
Jed Hirleman says, "Just use our pure willpower."
Jed Hirleman says, "HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH."
Jed Hirleman says, "Hhrgh."
Adan Loid says, "Just wait"
Jed Hirleman grunts.
Jed Hirleman says, "I think I just pulled a muscle."
Mya Fields says, "Okay buddy"
Mya Fields says, "Here we go"
Mya Fields is trying to inject Adan Loid with a giant syringe!
Mya Fields says, "Stay here numbnuts."
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
Kale Walker  [145.9] says, " Sign is realeaed"
Mya Fields is trying to inject Adan Loid with a giant syringe!
Adan Loid exclaims, "Fuck!"
Kale Walker  [145.9] says, " Sigulatory is released"
Ryder Wardle  [145.9] says, " HE IS A FUCKING LING"
Jeff Lebenski (as Adan Loid) has thrown the flashbang.
Jed Hirleman says, "Mya."
Jed Hirleman says, "Tell me."
Mya Fields injects Adan Loid with a giant syringe!
Jed Hirleman asks, "Who do you think you are?"
Gavin Lacon  [145.9] asks, "Heading away or to the station?"
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Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

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Current Admins:
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PM to-Admins: Are you guys watching all this right?
You have been banned by drhuxleyy.
Reason: Griefer, grey tide raid bullshit.
This is a permanent ban.
To try to resolve this matter head to http://www.noxiousnet.com/forums/index.php?board=60
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