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- >You are Celestia and your sister has just ended another potential match-up in failure.
- >The two of you are sitting in the gardens enjoying a spot of tea. Luna is regaling you with the tales of her latest dating flop.
- "How many does that make now Luna? How many more stallions are you going to chase away before you're satisfied?"
- >"Thou can not blame us sister, these stallions you send to me as companions prance about like a small filly at a tea party."
- "You mean as we do now?"
- >"We do not mean it as such and you know this."
- "Sister please... try to be more understanding of today's traditions. Things are not as they were then."
- >Luna's ears flatten against her head and she looks at the ground.
- >"We are aware of this sister. It has been a long time sine we were... away."
- >You quickly try to find a way to change the subject away from your sister's banishment.
- "I know! Sister, why don't you tell me once again why this date failed. You seemed to find it most amusing."
- >Luna's ears perk up slightly and she snorts in a most un-princessly manner.
- >"We decided it would be fun to go see that circus over in Ponyville. Does thou remember, the one with the Timberwolf?"
- "Dreadful little creatures I believe, and very hostile towards ponies too."
- >Thou are correct. Anyway, we wanted to go see that show first since it reminded us of our days playing in the Everfree forest."
- "You were always so mischievous back then. You used to love tying branches to yourself and jumping out of bushes at me."
- >"And you used to scream so loud I thought you were going to scare the birds right out of the trees."
- >You chuckle and take a playful swipe at Luna's shoulder.
- "As much as I enjoy reminiscing, please continue with the tale of your last date."
- >Luna sighs and shakes her head.
- >"We went to the Timberwolf cage first and the stallion was boasting how he could handle a Timberwolf with one hoof tied behind his back."
- "You didn't. Please tell me you didn't."
- >"What? We were somewhat impressed by his claims of strength and wanted to see him best the beast in our honor."
- >You rub your hooves on your temples.
- "You let the Timberwolf out of the cage and set it free in Ponyville?"
- >"Oh heavens no sister."
- >You let out a sigh of relief. Surely your sister couldn't be that out of touch.
- >"We placed him in the cage with the Timberwolf. It could have been dangerous if the beast escaped.
- >Okay maybe she was.
- "No harm came to this pony I hope? Do you know the amount of protesting I am going to have to endure if he was injured?"
- >"The creature never got near him dearest sister. Shortly after we teleported him into the cage he became hysterical and acted in a manner most unbecoming of our company."
- "What did you do then?"
- >"We were very upset that he lied to us about his prowess so we sent him to the moon and returned home."
- >You facehoof and go back to rubbing your temples.
- "I hope you understand how much complaining I will hear when I send him back home. You can't keep poofing your bad dates onto the moon."
- "We are sorry sister, we know that is not how we should carry ourselves as members of royalty."
- "Come now Luna, it's not all that bad. Yes I know these outings have been one failure after another but you're getting out of the castle and mingling with the townsfolk."
- >"Yes, we suppose it isn't all THAT bad. We do enjoy our time walking under the night sky."
- "See? I knew you would eventually start enjoying yourself."
- >"....You have more dates lined up, don't you sister?"
- >You suddenly find yourself very interested in the details of your teapot.
- >Luna stares at you without blinking and you feel your face start to heat up under her unwavering gaze.
- "I might."
- >"How many sister?"
- "A few."
- >"How. Many. More. Sister?"
- "Eight."
- >Luna slams her head into the table and buries it under her hooves.
- >"Please dearest sister, just have mercy and send us back to the moon."
- >You are Luna and you are bored out of your mind.
- >Your sister in all of her infinite wisdom has set you up on a date with another stallion.
- >This one has a heavy interest in tea and teapots.
- >Oh joy.
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