drama llama

(Last year, although there was plenty of drama, there were no llamas. In keeping with the thread title, I am expecting a 10% increase in llamas in this thread.

[url=http://i.imgur.com/CkZQg.jpg]This is a good start.[/url])

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Terran Black Ops Emergency Council. I apologies for Lord Mengsk's absence, but he has prior engagements. I'm sure you understand."

"The situation is thus. Many terrorist groups have been forming in recent years, looking to destabilise our legitimate claims to Terran space. The most notorious of these groups is Del's Demons, run by Delmond Taggar himself. I need not remind you that this man is number one on our Most Wanted list, and that his list of crimes is so long you could strangle an ox with it. In recent months, not only has he lead raids on many Terran Army outposts, but he is also responsible for the deaths of seven Operatives and counting. He has even boarded Mengsk's flagship, the [i]Hyperion[/i], and made off with several tonnes of classified supplies. Lord Mengsk nearly had to give up smoking."

"But he is not our primary threat."

"These images were taken over the Earth months of December up till April, by spies planted within the media networks of Manhattan. They are of a colleague of his, Amanda Jones, our seventh most wanted, and more importantly, a single Erebus Svilzerian. The particulars of their relationship, the nature of their premises, and their daily habits and patterns are all availiable in the folders in front of you, to peruse at your leisure."

"High Command is concerned about the nature of Erebus and his ilk. These "ubermensch" are capable of defeating an Operative in singular, one-on-one combat. In fact, Team Alpha was K.I.A. engaging with these enemies. Naturally that information is top-level classification and speaking about this to anyone is punishable by death via firing squad. We have nothing in our arsenal to combat them, and must resort to something beyond simple hammer-and-anvil tactics."

"We have devised a plan."

"Operation Prometheus is a simple, fire-and-forget method of removing the problem from the area. A single large drop-pod will be fired at the outskirts of the city, containing several specimens from Sagittar Brood. This particular strain is adept at camoflague operations, and their strikes at our troops have resulted in 99.2% casualty rates for our soldiers, taking ground troops by complete surprise. The payload will contain everything they need to thrive in their usual habitat, which we expect will be the sewers and waterworks of the city. We have also tailored their target priority to attarct themselves to Amanda Jones' level of psionics - approximately three or four on the scale."

"Needless to say, once we have confirmed kills, fire teams accompanied by new-model Battle Hellions will proceed to clean the infestation out, minimizing civilian casualties and earning us a small sum in the process."

"I merely await your authorization, gentlemen."

"Remember; Peace through War, Joy through Strife, Life through Death. Long live Lord Mengsk."