MYM_Email.EXE

Doot doot do, doot do do, Strong Bad Email.

"Dear Strong Bad
Why haven't you been in Super Smash Bros. yet? You're super cool and popular, and even had your own game on the Wiiware! I think you would be an amazing character. You could do all kinds of stuff! It would be great to see you in the game at some point.
David DC"

DC, huh? What's that stand for? "Doesn't Count"? Doesn't count what? Your fingers? Your toes? Your mistakes?

Well Davey, I don't really know why. I'm probably more popular than some of those weirdos that get in there nowadays. "Shulk"? More like... guy I don't know. I don't even know how you get into a Smash game anymore, trust me, I applied years ago. I think you get it by invitation, but I haven't checked the ol' snail mail inbox since 2009. Maybe it's come by now.

And yeah, I'd be a totally awesome character. I could beat up most of the guys that they throw in there? What, like a yellow rat or a pink ball could take on THE Strong Bad. Though, probably wouldn't be able to take on Mega Man. I can do a lot of stuff, juggle, sing, kick The Cheats, definitely ride horses, but taking on Mega Man might be a tough one.

Though you probably want me to get to that imagination thing I normally do, right? Whip up something using my brain for you all to enjoy. Well, I'm a crowd pleaser, so here you go!