LG_UB_Convo

-- CURRENT undeviatingBor [CUB] began pestering langorousGamebro [LG] --
CUB: Dude.
CFF ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT languorousGamebro [CLG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLG: Bro.
CUB: Don't go through the third gate at Vic's house
CLG: Give me one good reason why.
CUB: It is horrible.
CLG: I bet it's great and you just want to keep it all to yourself.
CUB: Everything was screaming and nothing made sense and the man in the suit
CUB: Oh god the man in the suit
CLG: Oh, that place.
CLG: Pff, what man in the suit?
CLG: Oh right, that guy.
CUB: He had no face.
CLG: That Vladmir guy.
CLG: He sure had a face you tool.
CLG: I beat the crap out of him too.
CLG: Him and his communist ways.
CUB: No, Vlad got sucked into the void by some girl in a hood.
CUB: The faceless guy in a suit...
CUB: I don't know, man.
CLG: You know what I think about that?
CLG: That you need to MAN UP and FACE YOUR FEARS.
CUB: He was just some guy with no place. He shouldn't have been frightening, but he was.
CUB: Dude. If I thought anything in that land gave a damn about being stabbed, there wouldn't be anything left.
CLG: Tell you what next time I'm there I'll backhand that guy in a suit back to the suit store.
CLG: See, that's where you went wrong.
CUB: And then we ran through the gate and now we're in Kyle's land but it's all wrong because we should be at his house and we're in the middle of the desert and I don't know what's going on.
CLG: It's always with the stabbings with you.
CLG: You need a nice, firm backhand.
CLG: To show them who is boss.
CUB: This isn't the time for jokes.
CUB: Just don't go through that gate.
CLG: Damn straight I'll be going through that gate and there's nothing you can do about it.
CLG: Because SOME PEOPLE can actually HANDLE it.
CUB: Bro. I'm serious. Don't.
CLG: Fuck.
CLG: You're actually serious.
CLG: This is hilarious.
CLG: Even MORE reason to go there and show you how it's done.
CLG: Go all phalanx on that shit.
CUB: I warned you.
CLG: Or something.
CLG: I don't know.
CUB: Just pester me if you need help. I'll get over as fast as I can.
CLG: Maybe if I need someone to get into formation with.
CLG: Tactics don't exactly work without other people to boss around.
CLG: I mean lead.
CUB: I...
CUB: Me and Kyle are going to try finding a way out of here. See you around, man.
CLG: Seeya.
-- CURRENT undeviatingBor [CUB] has ceased pestering langourousGamebro [LG] --