> Amaiti: Speak to Antipo in a dream bubble.

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FA: HA! I TOLD THEM TROLLIAN WORKED THROUGH DREAM BUBBLES!
FA: BUT DID THEY LISTEN?
FA: NOOOOOOOOOOO
AA: <\ I can read you just as well without the capital letters, you know. />
FA: ...
FA: Who the fuck are you, anyhow?
AA: <\ I would say I'm hurt, but I know you're not him. />
AA: <\ Which is too bad. He would probably like to meet you. />
FA: Who the fuck am I not?
AA: <\ Your descendant... or your ancestor. />
FA: ...
AA: <\ It's very complicated. />
FA: What?
FA: ...
AA: <\ Yes. Just like that. />
FA: Hang on a moment, I'm going to look this up.
FA: ...
FA: ...
AA: <\ Reach into your funny mind powers and go check, boy.  />
FA: What.
FA: WHAT?
AA: <\ Heh. />
AA: <\ You're a funny one. />
FA: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ABOUT FACT AND FATE AND HOW THE FUCK DOES IT RELATE TO ANYTHING?
FA: Shit happens or it doesn't happen.
AA: <\ I thought the same thing before I heard the song. />
AA: <\ You'll learn. />
FA: HAH!
FA: ANTIPO LEMNIS DOES NOT LEA-
FA: ...
AA: <\ Heh, heh, heh. />
AA: <\ Can I keep you. />
AA: <\ You're far more hilarious than he was. />
FA: What.
FA: Oi.
FA: Antipo Lemnis is NOT a laughing matter.
AA: <\ I am not laughing. />
AA: <\ I am in fact chuckling in a more hardboiled manner. />
FA: If you are laughing at Antipo Lemnis, you have obviously forgotten the three principles of interracting with Antipo Lemnis.
AA: <\ Oh, spare me. />
AA: <\ I've heard this song before. />
AA: <\ Of all the faint songs of your orchestra, that tune stands out above all the rest. You must repeat it often. />
AA: <\ Very often. />
AA: <\ Get a new catchphrase. />
FA: PEOPLE KEEP FORGETTING, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
AA: <\ Perhaps they're just ignoring you. />
AA: <\ Trolls are apt to ignore the loud and boorish. />
FA: Eh. To temporarily grasp something I will understand in the future, it's more the principle of the matter rather than the act of reminding everyone.
FA: I think.
FA: FUCKING TIME SHENANIGANS.
AA: <\ I was never the master of time. />
AA: <\ Though I have heard many timelines pass by. />
FA: Okay.
AA: <\ Our time here is short, Antipo. Allow me to tell you this. />
FA: Go on?
AA: <\ "Inevitable" is a word used by those who do not understand their abilities. />
AA: <\ Your descendant-ancestor fell into this trap. Do not follow his example. />
AA: <\ You have a unique gift. Your abilities may even outstrip my own as the session's designated Seer. />
FA: "Inevitable" is a stupid word.
AA: <\ Good. So you've learned. />
FA: And what are you talking about?
FA: I'm a troll that hits stuff with his axe.
AA: <\ I will say this. />
AA: <\ As the Seer, I am meant to shepherd my session towards the correct path. />
AA: <\ And yet in my session I was one of a pair. />
FA: Is this the part where you go say something painfully enigmatic and I ignore this for later when it inevitably makes more sense?
AA: <\ Actually, yes. />
AA: <\ I could tell you everything about yourself, and plunge your timeline into darkness as you came into your own before your time. />
AA: <\ But I am not cruel. />
FA: HAH! I COULD PROBABLY DO THAT MYSELF.
AA: <\ Not something to brag about, Antipo. />
FA: Fine.
FA: If the shit about fate and fact are as important as you're implying, I already did in a different universe, but it's never heard of because it screwed shit up and doomed the timeline.
FA: Or something.
AA: <\ Everyone dooms a timeline here and there as they start out. />
AA: <\ It is sad, but true. />
AA: <\ You will learn that you have a unique place in your group, Antipo. I only ask you do not follow your ancestor-descendant's example. />
FA: Considering you're basically stomping on my foot and winking about him being the other guy who was meant to guide your session, lemme hit you with some knowledge.
FA: I'm no seer or any mystical shit like that.
FA: I'm the Scout.
AA: <\ I've heard. />
FA: Scouts don't deal in mystical bullshit; they physically go ahead and use their eyes.
FA: Exploring and all that crap.
AA: <\ Heh. />
AA: <\ You certainly are stubborn, aren't you. />
AA: <\ That's good. Use it. />
FA: Feh.
AA: <\ Don't worry. You'll learn. />
FA: I sincerely doubt that.
AA: <\ Even he learned, eventually. />
AA: <\ But it was too late for him. />
AA: <\ I tried to warn him. />
FA: Hah; if he's any relative of mine, warnings don't mean jack shit.
AA: <\ And now I try to warn you. />
AA: <\ Ineffectually, of course. />
FA: 'Sides.
FA: Is this even canon?
AA: <\ It's questionable. />
FA: How can something be questionably canon.
FA: It's either canon or it isn't.
FA: What the fuck ever.
AA: <\ A piece of music may be imitated exactly in other parts of the melody. />
AA: <\ But music flows through time. And you should know that time involves shenanigans. />
FA: If it's canon, I just broke character, if it ain't, canon me will inevitably read this and come to an understanding.
FA: Or not.
FA: Since alternate universe versions of me are retarded
FA: If they weren't, they wouldn't be alternate universe versions of me.
FA: Also.
FA: I swear.
FA: By whatever... uh
FA: ...
FA: By whatever you think would be worth swearing on
FA: If I eventually turn up in a dream bubble with you
FA: And you start playing Pachabel's Canon in D
FA: I WILL DESTROY YOU.
AA: <\ I hear the music. I do not play it. />
AA: <\ Although I will say my voice is quite nice. />
FA: DON'T CARE. I CAN HEAR THE ECHOES OF HATE WHICH EMINATE FROM THAT BLOODY SONG.
AA: <\ Oh look, more caps lock. />
FA: I USE SHIFT DAMN IT.
AA: <\ Of course you do. />
AA: <\ That's what they all say. />
FA: Do you WANT me to use ALL CAPS?!
FA: DO YOU?
FA: because i can damnit it!
FA: ...
FA: DAMN IT.
AA: <\ Heh, heh, heh. />
FA: CURSE YOU MUSCLE MEMORY!
AA: <\ You must bring the trolls in your session great joy with your antics. />
AA: <\ Which is to say, you're a loon. />
AA: <\ But a hilarious loon. />
FA: Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.\
AA: <\ I'm not laughing at you, technically speaking. />
AA: <\ I'm just typing in a representation of laughter. />
FA: By the way, for anyone who's reading this out there.
FA: Caps lock is NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, god DAMN it.
AA: <\ I'd ask who you're talking to, but I've been through this song and dance before. />
FA: I'd ask you why you're so snarky when your descendant is so naive, but I that's probably one of those bullshit fate things.
AA: <\ How is she, anyway. />
FA: Eh.
FA: Overly friendly.
FA: Naive.
FA: Needs a bit of backbone.
AA: <\ Too bad. She'll learn. />
AA: <\ Hopefully. />
FA: But at least she actually has something she's good at.
AA: <\ She's good at friendship, I'm assuming. />
FA: Yeah; making friends is a fucking rare talent.
AA: <\ I assume you're one of her victims. Sorry, friends. />
FA: Something which she needs to realize, I think.
FA: Please imagine me coughing discretely.
FA: By the way
FA: If you ever talk to her
FA: And tell her I said that.
FA: I will most probably break through the barrier between realities and go to beat the crap out of you in your dream bubble.
AA: <\ Heh, heh, heh. />
AA: <\ You could do it, too. />
FA: Principle 2 of the 3 principles, etc.
FA: ...
AA: <\ You should tell her yourself. />
FA: Okay, I don't even want to know how I could do that.
FA: Also, HELL NO.
AA: <\ Okay. Cluckbeast. />
FA: I don't get that kind of character development for...
FA: Uh...
FA: A while, I think.
AA: <\ How very meta. />
FA: Before I even think of actually doing that, I have to at least get confronted by my shadow once and be confronted by /her/ shadow.
FA: Shit, technically I don't even know she needs telling that; I only know from reading the chat.
AA: <\ It baffles me how you can be ignorant in one breath and insightful in the next. />
AA: <\ You'll figure it out eventually, I guess. />
FA: It's called being INCONSISTENT, damn it.
AA: <\ I'm sure you're very proud. />
FA: Proud nothing, it's in character for me.
AA: <\ Of course it is. />
FA: Have you even SEEN my bio, damn it?
FA: ...
FA: Wait, that things horribly out of date isn't it.
AA: <\ I'm a Seer, not psychic. />
FA: Whatever.
FA: The fact of the matter is that I'm currently a certain way and until stuff happens, I will remain that way.
AA: <\ But if something is out of date, you should probably update it. />
AA: <\ And of course you will. I expect no less from one of your line. />
FA: And it ain't right to use the fourth wall breaking stuff for anything relevant, since down that path lies me break the ENTIRE suspension of belief for this story.
FA: Not yet, at least.
FA: Who the hell do you think I am?
FA: Andrew Hussie?
FA: ...
FA: Whoever that is.
AA: <\ Quirky. />
FA: ANYWAY.
FA: I have stuff to do, and I suspect, somehow, you are getting tired.
AA: <\ Rather, you are growing less tired. />
AA: <\ And soon you will wake. />
AA: <\ I did say our time would be short. />
FA: An hour is not a short amount of time, damn it.
FA: Anyway.
AA: <\ It was good to hear from you, Antipo. />
FA: Good bye, ma'am.
AA: <\ I wish your session luck. />
AA: <\ Good bye. />
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