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Moxxie building golems and hell colleges

Sep 14th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #NaN
  2. QOTT: What do you want from Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss?
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  4. Moxxie stop building golems and get back to work!
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  6. >moxxie sets up an army of golems
  7. >it started as a hoby, but it soon became an integral strategy in his line of work
  8. >makes stealthy kills much easier
  9. >it's spiraled into an obsession
  10. >lol what's sleep
  11. >millie finds him passed out working on a golem several times and carries him to bed
  12. >just wants the golem building to stop
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  14. why is moxxie building all them golems?
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  16. Hebrew Instinct
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  18. are you sure it's instinct? if it was, then Kristallnach would've been a whole lot different
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  20. >he doesn't even remember why
  21. >has so many he'll never run out even if he lost 200 per mission
  22. >has been working on making the ultimate golem
  23. >thinks it as his magnum opus
  24. >accidentally recreates adam kadmon in form
  25. >but can't animate it no matter how hard he tries
  26. >in a fit of pure madness he picks a knife up to sacrifice his wife when the golem comes to life and halts the blade
  27. >immediately realizes what he did
  28. >instant regret
  29. >promises he will go to therapy tomorrow
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  31. What're colleges like in Hell?
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  33. We did one about the sort of school Stolas would run a while ago but it didn't get saved. Basically it was the botanical gardens you see on ritzy universities dialed up to 11 + the black mesa incident lite with a really kickers astronomy department
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  35. No sinners
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  37. probably like the Scholomance
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