[M4M] Yo, Bro, I’m kicking down your door.

[M4M] Yo, Bro, I’m kicking down your door.  [Comfort] [Death in the Family] [Emotional Labor for VA] [Showing emotions is okay] [Don’t Bottle them up] [You’re not alone] [Attempted Humor] [Make you laugh while you cry]  [Movies that Make you cry] [Team Effort]

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[Heavy knocks on a door]

[Loud friendly voice] YO! BRO! OPEN UP!

[Heavy knocks]

I HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED A SOLEM DUTY TO MAKE SURE YOUR ALIVE TO STILL PLEASE THAT BOOTY.

[door opens]

[long pauses]


[poilte]
Sorry!

My dude won’t open up the door.

If you hear me kick it in it’s because he’s not answering and he might be in trouble.

HERE THAT I JUST TOLD YOUR NEIGHBOR THIS HUFFLEPUFF MIGHT BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

Oh! Sweet!

You a good neighbor comrade!

(door gets unlocked)

Would you like a beer of the root?

They are from that fancy shmancy soda brewery.

Okay, I’m going to be loud making my entrance, sorry but my Bro needs to know I mean business.

YO I’M GONNA GO HAGRID ALL OVER YOUR HUT ON THE ROCK.

YOU GOT TILL THE COUNT OF THREE.

ONE…

TWO…

TWO AND A HALF…

TWO AND THREE QUARTERS…

[door opens]

[mock disappointed] Awww man. Thank you again neighborino, I’ll try to keep it down.

[door closes]


[Friendly, upbeat]

So I got some of that root beer you like.

I thought it wouldn’t be wise for real booze right now.

I also packed up some snacks and

[interrupting] Not gonna do it my friend.

You are stuck with me for at least then next 24 to 48 hours.

[serious]

Mate, your girl called.

She told me.

She’s worried.

[back to not sounding serious]

Jeff and Pete are also heading over later.

I got a list of movies that made you cry from your girl and force you to cry if you don’t do it on your own.

I mean, I bawl at the Fox and The Hound and that’s first on this list, but why…

[serious]

Stop.

No.

NO.

Dude... your mom died.

I’m totally not good at the hard conversations, but you know what I am good at dude?

Not judging.

That’s why Pete and Jeff are coming over.

All three of us got conflicting ways of how we are supposed to handle death and it’s screwed us up for years.

One of those bullshit things is that you aren’t allowed to mourn.

You don't have to hide it inside.

So if I have to put on a bunch of movies like Marley & Me or Up so you can pretend you’re not crying over your mom dying, we’re all gonna cry.

Jeff, total weeper.

Cries over everything.

A kittens...

A birthday card…

I told him that he should have a Ted Talk about How to Learn to Cry.

[back to friendly voice]

Pete is going to stop at that wing place we always wanted to hit up that has the 7 levels of hell spiciness factor.

We’re all gonna be in pain.

Wait, you have any milk?

I gotta tell them to stop to get milk then since all of us will be in pain.

If the movies don’t make you cry the ghost pepper sauce will.

Bro, anything, what do you want?

Dude, come here.

Sorry that I don’t have nice boobs like your girl but a hug is a hug.

[Soft voice]


It’s okay to cry bro.


You’ve been bottling this up all day, haven’t you?

Don’t try to stop it just relax and let it clear out on its own.

Look, you got a good girl, she’s got you covered.

And you’re like family to me.


I’m not going to shush you.

But I think if I pound on your back I can make your crying like bagpipes.

See (sounds of smacking of back)

(singing) I’m shipping up to boston OH OH OH!

Also if you need a bosomy hug, I can call my wife! She might make you eat veggies instead of fried chicken.

Don’t make you laugh while you’re crying? Dude, that’s like squad goals!

Are you good?

You know we’re gonna follow you until your girl gets in right?

People do sometimes hurt themselves when they are feeling like you are feeling.

Sometimes on accident, sometimes on purpose.

We’re not going to allow either.

That’s not going to happen either.

You’re not going to work tomorrow.

I already called The Boss.

That’s why Jeff and Pete are showing up.

Gonna stagger shifts tomorrow until your sweet thang makes it back.

Gonna have someone around at all times in case you need to talk.

Gonna make sure you eat, drink, and make sure if you want to spend some time alone to brood, well, you can do that too.

Except someone is gonna be nearby in case you’re quiet for too long.

Nah man, you’re not a prisoner in your own home, well tonight you are since we’re already getting food.

Look man, death makes people stupid.

Depression can make you make decisions that you can’t take back.


We’re just gonna make sure it doesn’t make you slide too far back.


Even strong people succumb.

And there are arrangements that I know your sisters may be handling but you’ll need to deal with from afar.

So you’re gonna be stuck with us Bub.

Now let’s watch The Holiday before Jeff and Pete mock us for watching it.

Have one of these butterscotch rootbeers too, they are excellent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXm8JdC4k4c