.whois cpunches (the fake Chris Punches):
* [cpunches] (~root@cpc1-cove4-0-0-cust40.sol2.cable.ntl.com): * I'm too lame to read BitchX.doc *
* [cpunches] +#slackhappy
* [cpunches] hubbard.freenode.net :Pittsburgh, PA, US
* [cpunches] idle 03:15:29, signon: Thu Jul  8 18:25:36
* [cpunches] End of WHOIS list.
* Connecting from United Kingdom
.whois bagira (the real Chris Punches):
* [bagira] leguin.freenode.net :Ume?, SE, EU
* [bagira] is connecting from *@72.95.96.226 72.95.96.226
* [bagira] idle 00:28:05, signon: Sat Jul  3 09:58:16
* [bagira] is logged in as bagira
* [bagira] End of WHOIS list.
* Connecting from USA

Last instance of impersonation on Si support channel:

* The-spiki has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* bagira laughs at cpunches pretending to be Chris Punches
<tsccof> bagira: I thought it was your second nick
* gniks not so amused
<tsccof> lmao
* tsccof has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
* cpunches laughs at bagira pretending to be Chris Punches
<cpunches> Did I mention that i've been stalking my ex fiancee?
* gniks has quit (Quit: Leaving.)
* gniks (~sking@24.238.12.206) has joined #slackhappy
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to gniks
* bagira has had his laughs
<bagira> Thanks for the amusing visit, Tadgy.
<cpunches> Who is Tadgy?
* bagira sets ban on *!*@*.sol2.cable.ntl.com
<cpunches> Please let me stalk - it's all I have!
* bagira has kicked cpunches from #slackhappy (tadgy, you are banned for impersonation with intent to libel)
<gniks> bout time you kick that leech!

Discussion continued in private to determine the depth of this person's intentions:

<bagira> Well, this is interesting :)
<bagira> nice nick you have there.
<bagira> http://slackhappy.drupalcafe.com/sites/slackhappy.drupalcafe.com/files/images/cpunches-imposter.png
<bagira> Michiel van Wessem
<cpunches> Who is Michiel van Wessem ?
<bagira> You
<cpunches> Errr, I think you have the wrong nick...
<bagira> Oh?  To whom am I speaking?
<cpunches> I'm Chris Punches - who are you?
<bagira> Oh that's neat.  Brb, I am having someone klined.
<cpunches> OK.
<cpunches> What is klined anyway?
<bagira> You are an inch away from litigation.
<cpunches> Who is?
<bagira> You are.
<cpunches> But i'm you
<bagira> ~root@cpc1-cove4-0-0-cust40.sol2.cable.ntl.com
<cpunches> See - you're stalking me!
<cpunches> I mean you're stalking you
<cpunches> Hang on.  No, I mean, I am stalking me.  This is confusing.
<cpunches> Well, either way, I know i'm stalking my ex fiancee.
<bagira> If i were you, I would think very hard about how closely you're tied to the machine you're connecting through and I'd accept a firm warning to discontinue.
<cpunches> You mean the machine we are connected through?
<bagira> Just because you're in the UK does not mean that you can impersonate with the obvious intent to libel with immunity.
<cpunches> Libel is writing something which is not true.  We both know you're a stalker - there's no point denying our psyche
<bagira> Ah.  Tadgy.
<bagira> i suppose the timing should have given it away.
<bagira> well, you've had your fun.
<cpunches> Tadgy?  Whats that?
<bagira> Thanks, I enjoyed the laughs, whoever you are.
<cpunches> I am you
<cpunches> I am Chris, therefor I stalk.
<bagira> You mean you 'want' to be me.  Apparently very, very badly.
<cpunches> But bagira and cpunches are the same.
<cpunches> We've both stalked Courtney
<bagira> I guess I'm not sure what you'd like to get out of this.  Do you have anything to say before you're ignored?
<cpunches> You can't ignore me - i'm you.
<cpunches> Unless you've started on the medication?
<bagira> Seriously, what is it that you want?  Last chance.
<bagira> Don't blow it.
<cpunches> Like we did with Courtney?
* bagira sighs
<bagira> You're insane.  Goodbye.
>cpunches< CTCP VERSION
-cpunches- VERSION BitchX-1.1-final+ by panasync - Linux 2.6.13 : Keep it to yourself!
<cpunches> We blew our airforce application too :(
<cpunches> They found out about the stalking.
<cpunches> Don't leave me Chris!  We need eachother to be able to stalk Courtney sucessfully.
<cpunches> I'm sorry Chris.  I still love you.