Death Messages - 7/15/18

Cactus - Pricking [Player] didn't  go quite like Cinderella.
Lightning - [Player] was struck with great inspiration from the sky... a little too great.
Lava - [Player] was engulfed in hellfire and brimstone.
Flames/Fire - [Player] was couldn't find water for that burn.
Fall Dmg - [Player] thought the ground needed a high-five.. with their face.
Skeleton - [Player] took their shot and missed. The Skeleton didn't though.
Zombie - A Zombie murdered [Player] for brains, but looks like the zombie will starve.
Slime - [Player] bested by ooze blobs.
Witch - [Player] lost the battle with the Wicked Witch of the West.
Elytra - [player] failed their piloting test.
Pigman - [Player] angered the in-laws, and didn't survive.
Suffocation - [Player] suddenly forgot how breathing works.
Ghast - [Player] ended up being the one with a tear dropping. Flabberghasting
Wither Skeleton - [Player] had lifeforce drained too quickly by a Wither Skeleton.
Creeper - [Player] was blown away by a Creeper's battle strategy.
Silverfish - [Player] died to... I mean... really? Silverfish? How embarrassing....
Enderman - [Player] lost a staring contest with an Enderman.

Bonus: Smited by Diamond_Cat (Smite message)
[Player] is on Diamond_Cat's bad side today, and they aren't likely so switch back soon.

Gast - Killed by giant baby
Lighting- they were struck with great inspiration... Then their brain fried
Pigman- had to mess with the Rodriguez family(edited)
Suffacation- another one bites the dust
Drowning- [player] is now shark bait
Flying into wall while using elytra- [player] forgot their piloting licence
Cactus death: The cactus was a real prick
: Flying into wall while using elytra- [player] just lost their piloting licence
Death by lava- I lava dieing
Death by killer rabbit- it's so fluffy I'm gonna die
Drowning- [player] forgot he had to breath
Falling - [player] should have bought flying

Tried to hug a creeper
was pricked to death
That cactus was a real prick to {username}
Lava - thought it was just hot water
Drank the wrong potion
attempted dark's parkour - fall off a cliff
Forgot to open parachute
thought zombies were huggable
Creeper- suicide bomber on the loose... well not anymore