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- Once you slip his head on, you start hearing...voices...
- Now, obviously. It's gotta be Mike, yeah? He helps Tenna in the game so logic stands that he'd help you!
- You can't quite make out what he's saying though; it's not clear, like the microphone is of a lower quality.
- So, you listen clearer! Mike's gotta have wisdom on how to be Tenna so you gotta hear him out!
- Whilst you're trying to zero in on Mike, the TV flickers on in front of you!
- I mean, obviously it does. Your head is a T-what...is playing?
- It's looks like TV static bit you can swear you can make something out of it. You strain your eyes trying to make sense of it while still listening to Mike. You put a hand up to your head, mimicking the character to see if that helps make the voice become clearer.
- You feel...fuzzy. Like the static on the screen, the feedback from Mike.
- Like everything is being succumbed by this feeling of snow. You begin to hear the familiar white noise of the static you've been idly staring at for...however long...
- And you can hear...
- A voice?
- M...Mike?
- It's gotta be!
- Who else could part the fuzz that's surrounded you?
- You zero in on the noise; parsing though the static like water, cutting through it to see what Mike has to say!
- Mike!
- Mike, I can hear you!
- Just keep talkin', I need to hear what you're saying!
- Come on, the static is giving way to something!
- It's almost clear! I'm getting a signal!
- Yes, yes!
- Mike?
- Is that you?
- Oh, thank goodness! I can finally hear you!
- I was worried what I'd do without you, buddy!
- What?
- Lost myself? How could the greatest TV host to ever grace the airwaves not know who they are?
- Anyway, the show's about to start! Mike, do you mind playin' the intro so I can make my debut?
- "It's now time for our feature presentation!
- F E A C H E R
- Coming straight from yOUr house!
- Coming straight from your house.
- Coming—
- He's the one!
- Coming—
- The king of only!
- He's groovy and never glooby...
- You can't get this from an egg!
- The sensation of your screen!
- The show that makes you scream!
- Say it with him, folks..."
- Mr. "Ant" Tenna's TV Time!
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