Marks! the nerdy backers whinge,
"Glory to CI not G!
Peace on earth, and theories wild,
Cash and jpegs reconciled."
Joyful, new investors, rise,
Soon the payday of their lies;
Their financials doth proclaim,
"Suckers paid them out again."
Marks! the nerdy backers whinge,
"Glory to CI not G!"

Chris, by subreddits adored:
Chris, the everfailing Lord;
Late in time a game may come,
After all the ships are done.
Veiled for years, the mocap see;
He remakes a bad movie:
Pleased, among you to wave hands,
Roberts, king of useless men!
Marks! the nerdy backers whinge,
"Glory to CI not G!"

Help! the con-man pries more pence
From the sons of cluelessness!
Debt and woe to all he brings,
He commandeth all their wings
Copies art to profit by,
Cons a sucker every day:
Born to spend a jpeg's worth,
Born to give the goons such mirth.
Marks! the nerdy backers whinge,
"Glory to CI not G !"