ur mom (Gyarados) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 92 Atk / 168 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Waterfall
- Thunder Wave
- Taunt
- Protect

ou sucks (Aegislash) (M) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Shadow Ball
- Wide Guard
- Flash Cannon
- King's Shield

Genwunner (Venusaur-Mega) (M) @ Venusaurite
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 200 HP / 252 SpA / 56 Spe
Modest Nature
- Sleep Powder
- Sludge Bomb
- Giga Drain
- Protect

feed me jews (Heatran) (M) @ Shuca Berry
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 56 HP / 252 SpA / 200 Spe
Modest Nature
- Substitute
- Heat Wave
- Earth Power
- Protect

the nigga (Conkeldurr) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off
- Ice Punch
- Mach Punch

Charles Manson (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Knock Off