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  1. [4:37 PM] Stockfish: https://youtu.be/RiZbExbaG7w I did it, world's first Quadraxis low% completion without the use of mbi (crutch) or screw attacking Quadraxis antenna in the second phase (other crutch) I'm such a god
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  4. [4:42 PM] erubi: does anyone give a shit?
  5. [4:43 PM] erubi: (other than your imaginary "friend")
  6. [4:44 PM] Stockfish: Excuse me trash?
  7. [4:45 PM] Stockfish: Too bad this is faster then getting mbi, now the run of echoes low% is ruined for trilogy =)
  8. [4:45 PM] erubi: I'm just wondering if anyone other than your imaginary friend cares about your arbitrary rules
  9. [4:47 PM] Stockfish: I'm wondering if anyone's gonna pick up this run again, such as dcr but too bad it's out of his reach =)
  10. [4:48 PM] Stockfish: I've just accomplished the hardest thing in the entire game/trilogy
  11. [4:50 PM] Stockfish: Looks like without the mbi crutch that's the nail in the coffin for this run.
  12. [4:51 PM] MrMiguel:
  13. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486307319299178506/648027568817176596/20190805_080238.jpg
  14. [4:52 PM] Stockfish: @erubi so get on my kid :zap::zap: eZpZ
  15. [4:53 PM] MrMiguel: now do it on Hard Mode
  16. [4:53 PM] MrMiguel: But you have to leave the server and can't come back until you do it
  17. [4:53 PM] erubi: I can think of a couple of things harder than that
  18. [4:53 PM] erubi: containing my laughter for one
  19. [5:06 PM] Cody7737: I've:speaking_head: just:speaking_head: accomplished:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: hardest:speaking_head: thing:speaking_head: in:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: entire:speaking_head: game/trilogy:speaking_head:
  20. [5:08 PM] Stockfish: Even df tried before and failed
  21. [5:08 PM] Stockfish: I have accomplished what he couldn't
  22. [5:08 PM] Stockfish: And this will never be achieved again under any circumstance
  23. [5:09 PM] MrMiguel: I've:speaking_head: just:speaking_head: accomplished:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: hardest:speaking_head: thing:speaking_head: in:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: entire:speaking_head: game/trilogy:speaking_head:
  24. [5:11 PM] Stockfish: I'm such a god
  25. [5:11 PM] erubi: I've:speaking_head: just:speaking_head: accomplished:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: hardest:speaking_head: thing:speaking_head: in:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: entire:speaking_head: game/trilogy:speaking_head:
  26. [5:13 PM] erubi: actually low% trilogy skips echo visor
  27. [5:13 PM] erubi: so, get fucked basically
  28. [5:13 PM] Stockfish: Now time to ruin Mr.X day by proofing his Quadraxis video inferior and then I'm off to be the god of life.
  29. Good luck on your video game aspirations @erubi maybe someday you'll be good at the game
  30. [6:42 PM] whiskers: but is it a "clean run"
  31. [6:47 PM] TheWeakestLink64: This is a pretty poor attempt at trolling tbh
  32. [6:59 PM] Stockfish: It's even faster than anyone else in here can beat Quadraxis with dark suit, a bunch of energy tanks and more light beam ammo. Since most people suck at it.
  33. [7:01 PM] Stockfish: Oh wait, that would be everyone then haha
  34. [7:04 PM] Kalibur: "yeah, i'm a gamer"
  35. [7:04 PM] Cody7737: using SA on quadraxis is pretty fast
  36. [7:06 PM] Stockfish: Didn't use SA on Quadraxis and was still faster than everyone else
  37. [7:06 PM] Kalibur: I'm so jealous
  38. [7:07 PM] MightyCaesar37: This is some beginner level trolling
  39. [7:07 PM] erubi: I'm pretty sure that my garbage ass 4% pb (which doesn't have sa) has a faster quad fight than you lmao
  40. [7:07 PM] Kalibur: The fact that you're so fast makes me cry mmyself to sleep
  41. [7:07 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Imagine waiting an entire year just to come back and troll again
  42. [7:07 PM] TheWeakestLink64: That's dedication
  43. [7:07 PM] Kalibur: I'm crying in embarrassment this is so bad for me
  44. [7:07 PM] Kalibur: I am in the presence of a true god
  45. [7:08 PM] MrMiguel: Didn't:speaking_head: use:speaking_head: SA :speaking_head: on:speaking_head:Quadraxis:speaking_head: and:speaking_head: was:speaking_head: still:speaking_head: faster:speaking_head: than:speaking_head: everyone:speaking_head: else:speaking_head:
  46. [7:08 PM] MightyCaesar37: Lol that's a pretty garbage quad fight
  47. [7:08 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Hey we don't need to be mean
  48. [7:09 PM] MightyCaesar37: Yeah sorry I was being mean to garbage quad fights everywhere
  49. [7:09 PM] erubi: it's not mean if it's true
  50. [7:09 PM] Kalibur: LMAO this again. if that was faster we'd be doing it loooool. not even useful, time it bro
  51. [7:09 PM] whiskers: spaghetti in my ass jump
  52. [7:10 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Dry or cooked?
  53. [7:10 PM] MrMiguel
  54. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486307319299178506/648027568817176596/20190805_080238.jpg
  55. [7:10 PM] whiskers: wet
  56. [7:10 PM] whiskers: super wet
  57. [7:11 PM] erubi: spaghetti in my ASS jump
  58. [7:11 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Tbh Miguel did a better job of trolling
  59. [7:11 PM] MrMiguel: :tobecontinued5::tobecontinued4::tobecontinued3::tobecontinued2::tobecontinued1:
  60. [7:11 PM] MightyCaesar37: Hey the quad fight was under 2 hours so at least it's a speedrun
  61. [7:11 PM] TheWeakestLink64: At least what he said was actually funny
  62. [7:11 PM] erubi: miguel is a fucking artist
  63. [7:11 PM] erubi: this is just sad
  64. [7:12 PM] MrMiguel: ok wow
  65. [7:12 PM] MrMiguel: You know irl I'm something of an artist myself
  66. [7:12 PM] erubi: like stockfish is trying to be dank and just failing in every conceivable way
  67. [7:12 PM] erubi: it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion
  68. [7:13 PM] erubi: except less interesting and more annoying
  69. [7:13 PM] whiskers: :bullettrain_front: :fire:
  70. [7:13 PM] MightyCaesar37: It's like watching me try to get consistent good ubjs
  71. [7:13 PM] TheWeakestLink64: What a feckless neophyte
  72. [7:14 PM] erubi: it immediately puts me 1 billion tiers above everyone else
  73. [7:14 PM] TheWeakestLink64: If I wanted to upset you people, you'd remember it
  74. [7:15 PM] MrMiguel: Hey guys Hard Mode Quad Fight No MBI No Screw Attack to Antena is possible, it's in the code but can't be done for some reason
  75. [7:15 PM] TheWeakestLink64: But can it be done in under 15 minutes?
  76. [7:16 PM] MightyCaesar37: Only if you split at the beginning of the cutscene
  77. [7:16 PM] TheWeakestLink64: ^
  78. [7:16 PM] MrMiguel: I can't
  79. [7:18 PM] Stockfish: Satisfied knowing people are screaming at their screens like psychopaths
  80. [7:19 PM] Stockfish: Haha
  81. [7:19 PM] Stockfish: Trash
  82. [7:19 PM] Kalibur: No I'm crying at my screen
  83. [7:19 PM] Kalibur: You've hurt my sensitive feelings
  84. [7:19 PM] MightyCaesar37: This is the funniest thing I've seen in months
  85. [7:19 PM] Kalibur: I am scared to be in the presence of a god
  86. [7:19 PM] MrMiguel: We're trying to be as cool and epic like you
  87. [7:19 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Isn't as funny as bash tbh
  88. [7:20 PM] MightyCaesar37: True
  89. [7:20 PM] TheWeakestLink64: At least bash actually believed what he said
  90. [7:20 PM] TheWeakestLink64: This guy is just compensating by flexing on random ass people on the internet with a game that no one gives a shit about
  91. [7:21 PM] MrMiguel: Hard to Swallow pills
  92. [7:21 PM] MrMiguel: Nobody gives a shit about this game :(
  93. [7:21 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Yes
  94. [7:21 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Name one person besides stockfish that cares about trilogy
  95. [7:21 PM] Kalibur: No, everyone cares about this game. The originals are dead, pathetic, and worthless running on a $5 device
  96. [7:21 PM] TheWeakestLink64: I'm sorry but it had to be said
  97. [7:22 PM] MrMiguel: :YOUHAVEGENUINELYANGEREDME:
  98. [7:22 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Also this is really cringey tbh
  99. [7:22 PM] MrMiguel: Tell me about it
  100. [7:22 PM] MrMiguel: Also this channel is completely dead
  101. [7:22 PM] TheWeakestLink64: And a waste of this discord's time
  102. [7:22 PM] MrMiguel: Not inactivity dead
  103. [7:23 PM] Kalibur: #trilogy about to become dedicated shitposting 2
  104. [7:23 PM] Stockfish: Your lives are also completely dead
  105. [7:23 PM] MrMiguel: ok boomer
  106. [7:23 PM] TheWeakestLink64: ^
  107. [7:23 PM] Kalibur: Yeah, i'm a gamer
  108. [7:23 PM] MightyCaesar37: No only stockfish is a gamer
  109. [7:24 PM] Kalibur: What are you, like 19? :thunking:
  110. [7:26 PM] MrMiguel: Sorry girls, I'm:
  111. Single :x:
  112. Taken :x:
  113. GAMER :white_check_mark:
  114. [7:26 PM] Vertigo: come on guys lets stop this fighting and be gamers together
  115. [7:26 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Epic gamer moment
  116. [7:27 PM] MrMiguel: All of this reminds me of one day #dedicated-shitposting got renamed to #bad-content because of me
  117. [7:28 PM] MrMiguel: True gamer moment
  118. [7:28 PM] MrMiguel: Smash like if u agree
  119. [7:33 PM] TheWeakestLink64: I've:speaking_head: just:speaking_head: accomplished:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: hardest:speaking_head: thing:speaking_head: in:speaking_head: the:speaking_head: entire:speaking_head: game/trilogy:speaking_head:
  120. [7:33 PM] TheWeakestLink64: At least we got one good meme out of this pathetic attempt at trolling
  121. [7:34 PM] Stockfish: You didn't get shit
  122. [7:34 PM] Kalibur: Prove it
  123. [7:34 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Yes but what did you get out of it?
  124. [7:34 PM] Stockfish: Only make yourself look like retarded faggots to the outside world haha
  125. [7:34 PM] TheWeakestLink64: All you've accomplished is making yourself the laughing stock of our evenings
  126. [7:35 PM] Stockfish: Oh trust seeing your reaction was priceless
  127. [7:35 PM] erubi: what even is this lmao
  128. [7:35 PM] whiskers: :zany_face: :map:
  129. [7:35 PM] MightyCaesar37: Look at the big man being politicially incorrect, I'm incredibly impressed
  130. [7:36 PM] Kalibur: Poggers in my ass
  131. [7:36 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Poggers
  132. [7:36 PM] MrMiguel: :BROYOUJUSTPOSTED6::BROYOUJUSTPOSTED5::BROYOUJUSTPOSTED4:
  133. :BROYOUJUSTPOSTED3::BROYOUJUSTPOSTED2::BROYOUJUSTPOSTED1:
  134. [7:36 PM] Stockfish: I only pray you have enough tissues to compromise for the mess I made if your anus today
  135. [7:36 PM] MrMiguel: Oohoho
  136. [7:37 PM] MrMiguel: Getting edgier now aren't we?
  137. [7:37 PM] MrMiguel: :ok_hand:
  138. [7:37 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Miguel is the true edgelord
  139. [7:37 PM] TheWeakestLink64: You don't stand a chance
  140. [7:37 PM] Kalibur: but does he listen to the right music?
  141. [7:37 PM] MrMiguel: Hold on let me change back to my previous pfp
  142. [7:38 PM] MightyCaesar37: Now guys maybe we're being mean to stockfish here, he's clearly been through a lot of shit
  143. [7:38 PM] MrMiguel: There we go
  144. [7:38 PM] Stockfish: Bottom line you kids are trash at the prime games.
  145. Anyone could see it.
  146. [7:38 PM] Stockfish: Laughable
  147. [7:39 PM] MightyCaesar37: All hail the new master88
  148. [7:39 PM] Kalibur: You only have the right to say that if you hold every WR
  149. [7:39 PM] Kalibur: in every category
  150. [7:39 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Yeah you're right. He went through the pain of inventing the most arbitrary category known to this discord
  151. [7:39 PM] MrMiguel: No don't compare master88 to this
  152. [7:39 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Yeah
  153. [7:39 PM] MrMiguel: This is way worse
  154. [7:39 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Master-88 was actually funny
  155. [7:39 PM] MightyCaesar37: Yeah master 88 is a legend this is just this
  156. [7:39 PM] Kalibur: whats your PB in each category?
  157. [7:40 PM] MrMiguel: If it's above 2 hours it's not a speedrun
  158. [7:40 PM] TheWeakestLink64: LOL
  159. [7:40 PM] Kalibur: Lmao
  160. [7:40 PM] TheWeakestLink64: This has been fun
  161. [7:40 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Thank you for making my evening more entertaining
  162. [7:40 PM] Stockfish: You're talking out your ass
  163. [7:41 PM] MrMiguel: no u
  164. [7:41 PM] Stockfish: Lol playing the same game for decades clearly makes you delusional
  165. [7:41 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Yeah but at least my runs don't come out of my ass
  166. [7:41 PM] MrMiguel: Lol playing this specific category makes you retarded
  167. [7:41 PM] MightyCaesar37: Bold of you to assume miguel is a decade old
  168. [7:41 PM] MrMiguel: I'm 16 so yes
  169. [7:41 PM] Stockfish: You're runs are ass kiddo
  170. [7:42 PM] Kalibur: yeah bro im 9
  171. [7:42 PM] Kalibur: whats wrong with u
  172. [7:42 PM] MrMiguel: Poor kalibur
  173. [7:42 PM] Vertigo: kalibur i hope youre okay
  174. [7:42 PM] Kalibur: now my feelings have truly been hurt
  175. [7:43 PM] Kalibur: im gonna go listen to three days grace and cry
  176. [7:43 PM] Stockfish: I suggest you quit now so you don't end up no lifing this game only to grow up playing it by yourself like the rest of these gays
  177. [7:43 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Well I'm already gay so good one
  178. [7:43 PM] Kalibur: bro same
  179. [7:43 PM] Kalibur: my husband's boyfriend can prove it
  180. [7:43 PM] MrMiguel: ohh shit das deep
  181. [7:44 PM] Kalibur: three days grace describes me :pensive:
  182. [7:44 PM] MightyCaesar37: Stockfish thanks for making this channel the most alive it's been in years
  183. [7:44 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Imagine thinking being gay is bad
  184. [7:45 PM] Kalibur: someones 13
  185. [7:45 PM] MrMiguel: mfw being in this channel
  186. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486307319299178506/648036357456920576/fat-cat-with-popcorn.jpg
  187. [7:45 PM] Stockfish: It's proven to be a mental illness so yes
  188. [7:45 PM] Kalibur: @Stockfish are you 13?
  189. [7:45 PM] MrMiguel: No he's 12
  190. [7:45 PM] Kalibur: yo my question got answered
  191. [7:45 PM] MrMiguel: Epic
  192. [7:45 PM] TheWeakestLink64: So is thinking you're a god. I suggest you get help
  193. [7:46 PM] Kalibur: ok what do you think of the rest of people who identify as lgbt?
  194. [7:46 PM] Kalibur: i just wanna know
  195. [7:46 PM] Kalibur: mane
  196. [7:46 PM] Stockfish: So is wasting 20 years running prime npt good for ya bud
  197. [7:46 PM] MrMiguel: Answer the question
  198. [7:46 PM] Kalibur: no one has been running this game for 2 decades
  199. [7:46 PM] Kalibur: its not even 20 years old
  200. [7:46 PM] TheWeakestLink64: The game isn't even 20 years old :thunking:
  201. [7:46 PM] Kalibur: bro can u even scan dash?
  202. [7:47 PM] Kalibur: :shift1: :shift2:
  203. :shift3: :shift4:
  204. [7:47 PM] Stockfish: Who couldn't
  205. [7:47 PM] Kalibur: in trilogy you cant scan dash iirc
  206. [7:47 PM] Vertigo: i cant scan dash
  207. [7:47 PM] Kalibur: #FUCKINGROASTED
  208. [7:47 PM] MightyCaesar37: Can you even l-lock spring space jump?
  209. [7:47 PM] MrMiguel: It's in the code but can't be done for some reason
  210. [7:48 PM] Kalibur: Us being better than stockfish is in the code but cant be done for some reason
  211. [7:48 PM] Stockfish: @TheWeakestLink64 can you play anything that isn't metroid? multiplayer games? Shooters??
  212. [7:49 PM] Kalibur: Metroid is a shooter
  213. [7:49 PM] Kalibur: Prime is an fps
  214. [7:49 PM] Stockfish: Not Nintendo though
  215. [7:50 PM] Kalibur: Yes he can only play Metroid Prime and Metroid Prime only
  216. [7:50 PM] Stockfish: Not surprised
  217. [7:50 PM] Vertigo: being good at a game means i have no life
  218. [7:50 PM] Kalibur: He is physically unable to play anything else
  219. [7:50 PM] MightyCaesar37: if he stops playing prime he'll die
  220. [7:50 PM] Kalibur: If he tries to play something else his hands lock up and can't do anything until the game is shut off
  221. [7:50 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Sure I play a few other games
  222. [7:50 PM] Stockfish: I doubt it
  223. [7:51 PM] MrMiguel: He's talking about the game called Nintendo
  224. [7:51 PM] MrMiguel: Smh
  225. [7:51 PM] Vertigo: 1v1 me in echoes multiplayer
  226. [7:51 PM] MrMiguel: ^
  227. You won't even keep up 5 mins with him
  228. [7:51 PM] Kalibur: Yo if you're so good why dont we do a community race so you can beat all of us?
  229. [7:51 PM] Stockfish: I'd make you eat shit
  230. [7:52 PM] TheWeakestLink64: I'm decent at Smash Ult, I've won a few MTG tournaments, and competed at a varsity level Hearthstone team, representing my college. Not that it really matters though tbh. I play games to have fun, not to try to flex on people that don't give a fuck
  231. [7:52 PM] Kalibur: Guys lets see if he can beat T3
  232. [7:52 PM] TheWeakestLink64: :eyes:
  233. [7:52 PM] MrMiguel: Even better
  234. [7:52 PM] MrMiguel: Let's see him do the looong dash
  235. [7:53 PM] Kalibur: The uncomfortably long dash
  236. [7:53 PM] Vertigo: i bet he could beat the tas
  237. [7:53 PM] Kalibur: But he plays Trilogy and you cant scan dash in Trilogy
  238. [7:53 PM] Kalibur: Beat the :37
  239. [7:53 PM] MrMiguel: Oh that's true
  240. [7:53 PM] MrMiguel: rip
  241. [7:53 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Imagine thinking that your skill at video games is directly proportional to your success in life
  242. [7:54 PM] MrMiguel:
  243. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486307319299178506/648038625891581954/giphy.gif
  244. [7:54 PM] Stockfish: Imagine getting butthurt by someone's achievement
  245. [7:55 PM] MrMiguel: An achievement nobody cares about lol
  246. [7:55 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Imagine thinking people give a shit about this run
  247. [7:55 PM] Kalibur: yeah imagine bragging about being good at TRILOGY
  248. [7:55 PM] MightyCaesar37: It's not even an achievement
  249. [7:55 PM] Kalibur: Lmaoing my ass off
  250. [7:55 PM] Stockfish: Yet they decide to keep up the conversation for hours looking for a weakness cuz they can't find one like a dumbfuck
  251. [7:56 PM] MrMiguel: Nah we're just making fun of you
  252. [7:56 PM] Stockfish: I'm better than you
  253. [7:56 PM] Stockfish: Literally
  254. [7:56 PM] Kalibur: no\
  255. [7:56 PM] Stockfish: Like x10 times
  256. [7:56 PM] Kalibur: miguel is :GoodContent~1:
  257. [7:57 PM] Kalibur: you're :BadContent:
  258. [7:57 PM] Stockfish: Miguel is a retard
  259. [7:57 PM] Kalibur: what if i am better than you?
  260. [7:57 PM] TheWeakestLink64: What does that make you then? He's clearly superior to you
  261. [7:57 PM] Kalibur: Im better than you :rofl:
  262. [7:57 PM] TheWeakestLink64: You've had our attention for an hour
  263. [7:57 PM] TheWeakestLink64: He's had our attention for months
  264. [7:57 PM] Kalibur: @Stockfish Im better than you
  265. [7:57 PM] whiskers: :eyes:
  266. [7:58 PM] Stockfish: Now you're vomiting garbage
  267. [7:58 PM] Kalibur: Im still better than you if thats the case
  268. [7:58 PM] Vertigo: guys im clearly the best. i am human tas
  269. [7:58 PM] Kalibur: Im better than stockfish everyone
  270. [7:58 PM] TheWeakestLink64: That's the battlecry of someone who just lost
  271. [7:58 PM] MightyCaesar37: We may need practice but stockfish does not
  272. [7:58 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Anyway I need to sleep
  273. [7:58 PM] MrMiguel:
  274. miguel is :GoodContent~1:
  275.  
  276. Except when I'm not
  277. [7:59 PM] TheWeakestLink64: This has been fun
  278. [7:59 PM] Stockfish: @TheWeakestLink64 lol I'd love to meet you in real life
  279. [8:00 PM] MrMiguel: hol the fuck up
  280. [8:00 PM] Kalibur: @Stockfish lol I'd love to meet you in real life
  281. [8:00 PM] TheWeakestLink64: That's gay
  282. [8:00 PM] Stockfish: I'd beat the living shit out of you
  283. [8:00 PM] Vertigo: imagine pinging somebody in an active conversation
  284. [8:00 PM] TheWeakestLink64: ^
  285. [8:00 PM] Kalibur: Thats a hate crime bro
  286. [8:00 PM] Stockfish: Haha you don't understand adversary
  287. [8:01 PM] Kalibur: You called me gay, therefore i am gay
  288. [8:01 PM] MrMiguel: @Vertigo @TheWeakestLink64
  289. @Kalibur
  290. [8:01 PM] Kalibur: @MrMiguel
  291. [8:01 PM] TheWeakestLink64: DansGame
  292. [8:02 PM] MrMiguel: ight imma head out
  293. [8:02 PM] Stockfish: I'd literally smash your head against a pavement, link.. no equivalently fair to " making fun of someone " hiding behind a screen " uh that's gay " yeah because you're too much of a pussy to get hit
  294. [8:02 PM] MrMiguel: :DominanceKingCrimson2:
  295. :DominanceKingCrimson1:
  296. [8:03 PM] Vertigo: mom come pick me up im scared
  297. [8:03 PM] whiskers: :skull_crossbones:
  298. [8:03 PM] Kalibur: Come to Chicago mane and smash MY head into the pavement
  299. [8:03 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Kalibur be like "Joke's on you I did it first!!"
  300. [8:03 PM] MightyCaesar37: No stockfish daddy please smash my head into the ground
  301. [8:03 PM] MrMiguel: Come to Nicaragua mae and smash MY head into the sacate
  302. [8:04 PM] Kalibur: Meet me in Logan Sqaure, Chicago
  303. [8:04 PM] MrMiguel: Mae = dude
  304. Sacate = grass/pavement
  305. [8:04 PM] Kalibur: SMASH my head into the pavement like a reall man
  306. [8:04 PM] TheWeakestLink64: This has been utter destruction, but don't worry I assure you your demise was not in vain.
  307. [8:05 PM] Stockfish: Keep studying your quotes nigger all you have to obsess over someone
  308. [8:06 PM] MrMiguel: Oooof another level of edgyness
  309. [8:06 PM] Kalibur: Bro im gonna have to call backup from Chicago
  310. [8:06 PM] MrMiguel: That's a little too much for my taste tho
  311. [8:06 PM] whiskers: no dropping racism
  312. [8:06 PM] MrMiguel: So I'm gonna leave
  313. [8:06 PM] Stockfish: Go fuck yourself whiskers
  314. [8:06 PM] MrMiguel: whaskers
  315. [8:07 PM] Kalibur: this is funny
  316. [8:07 PM] TheWeakestLink64: whaskers
  317. [8:07 PM] MrMiguel: :whaskers:
  318. [8:07 PM] erubi: The time has come :clock8: :point_left: I originally had dominated :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: the subject and dismissed :sleeping: you, as your words are :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: irrelevant :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:. I merely wanted to re-open :open_file_folder: the subject because a new :microscope: hypothesis :microscope: grew and I wanted to see how close :straight_ruler: it was to being correct :white_check_mark:. This entire meeting was under my :video_game: control :video_game: and I've just reached my analysis :bar_chart:. In short, you're even :zany_face: dumber and weaker :muscle: than I :sunglasses: DARED :sunglasses: to imagine :brain: What one :one: first must remember :face_with_monocle: :point_left: is that you're a short :shorts:, bald :older_man:, inferior :brain: :arrow_down:, unattractive :nauseated_face:, peasant-born :no_entry_sign: :moneybag:, underaged :baby:, stupid little :girl: girl :girl: who hasn't accomplished anything in :deciduous_tree: life.. therefore your words are :hole: hollow and hold no meaning :no_entry_sign: :book:. That is why you are lacking :chart_with_downwards_trend: here in your :detective: operations :detective: on discord and twitch, which is what leads to your current state; :chains: stuck :lock: in your basement 16 :one::six: years :calendar_spiral: later on a dead :skull_crossbones: pathetic, worthless game running on a 5 dollar device :five: :money_with_wings: :radio:, withering away in despair of your futility to construct :construction_site: any concept to attempt to :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: insult :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: your superior :100:. Need I even mention you now have to use a shitty 5 dollar :poop: :five: :money_with_wings: :radio: since the modern electric :cloud_lightning: meter :timer: no longer recognizes units :thermometer: from it, it's that old? :older_man: and that's the only reason you're able to pay the rent. :homes: Next, is on to the subject matter.
  319. [8:07 PM] Stockfish: You're funny
  320. [8:07 PM] Kalibur: Thanks bro
  321. [8:07 PM] erubi: 1. :one: This person :blond_haired_person: who's opinion I :speaking_head: mentioned :speaking_head:, was on YouTube and not my friend :no_entry_sign: :two_men_holding_hands:, but an adversary of mine :smiling_imp:. He is a 29 :two::nine: year :calendar_spiral: old French :flag_fr: man who fell into the trap of doing a 'No :no_entry_sign: Energy :cloud_lightning: Tank run' and has a misconception of himself :older_man: and thus the world :earth_americas: around him.. which is the reason :thinking: why his only :pray: salvation :pray: is to accuse :man_judge: me of cheating after I transcend :angel: over his runs in skill, leading him to be :gun: triggered :gun:, telling people to kill themselves :pensive::gun: and that they're :wastebasket: trash :wastebasket: scrubs who cannot play the game :video_game: without cheating simply because he can't accept :no_entry_sign: :white_check_mark: someone being better :arrow_double_up: than him :sunglasses:. His statements not mine :woman_tipping_hand:.
  322. [8:07 PM] erubi: 2. :two: I never :no_entry_sign: told :speaking_head: anyone to kill themselves :pensive::gun: or that they are trash :wastebasket:. I also never :no_entry_sign: accused :man_judge: anyone of saying it to me. I was simply explaining :speaking_head: to them that the man :blond_haired_person: I previously mentioned :clock8: :point_left: :speaking_head: was doing this and might want to be dealt :black_joker: with but apparently people automatically :robot: assumed it to be my opinion and were :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: insulted :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: which is why your :police_officer: misdemeanor :police_officer: caused you to become obsessed :star_struck: with me and vomit :face_vomiting: lies about me since you're psychopaths :smiling_imp: and cannot :no_entry_sign: refute :book: my claims.
  323. [8:07 PM] TheWeakestLink64: whiskers you're promoting a culture of bullying
  324. [8:07 PM] erubi: 3. :three: If I wanted to upset :rage: you people, you'd remember it :zipper_mouth:. Since I'd vastly :earth_americas: beat every category :horse_racing: faster :horse_racing: than everyone else and it wouldn't be fun :no_entry_sign: :smiley: for anybody now would it? let alone beating the game :joystick: with neither dark :no_entry_sign: :new_moon: suit nor energy :no_entry_sign: :cloud_lightning: tanks is a far greater accomplishment :first_place: and immediately puts me 1 billion :one::zero::zero::zero::zero::zero::zero::zero::zero::zero: tiers above everyone else.
  325. Now then :clock12:, if like in your stream :signal_strength: you are going to tell me to 'kill myself :pensive::gun:' because you do not want me to be right :arrow_right: or better:arrow_double_up: than you.. then you have my 100% :100: consent ( permission ) to die. Since you let a man's faith :pray: :cross: to chance :game_die: over who's better :arrow_double_up: at a game :joystick:.
  326. [8:07 PM] erubi: This has been utter :cow: destruction :boom:, but don't worry :no_entry_sign: :cold_sweat: I assure you your :skull_crossbones: demise :skull_crossbones: was not :no_entry_sign: in vain :drop_of_blood:.
  327. [8:07 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Fucking art
  328. [8:07 PM] MrMiguel: :GoodContent~1:
  329. [8:09 PM] MrMiguel: Ok I actually need to sleep
  330. [8:09 PM] MrMiguel: See ya'll
  331. [8:09 PM] MightyCaesar37: See ya Miguel
  332. [8:09 PM] erubi: have a good night
  333. [8:10 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Good fucking content erubi
  334. [8:11 PM] Pwootage: Woa dude please people
  335. [8:11 PM] Pwootage: No violence in here
  336. [8:11 PM] MightyCaesar37: Sorry pwoot
  337. [8:11 PM] Kalibur: Lol tell that to stockfish
  338. [8:11 PM] Kalibur: he wants to smash links head into the pavement
  339. [8:12 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Oh noes!
  340. [8:12 PM] Stockfish: I'd do more than just that
  341. [8:12 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Also it was "into a pavement"
  342. [8:12 PM] Pwootage: This is y'all's final warning, drop it. I don't have time to read what appears to be about 500 lines of argument - please, just stop now
  343. [8:13 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Sounds good pwoot :ok_hand:
  344. [8:13 PM] Kalibur: He said the hard R tho
  345. [8:13 PM] TheWeakestLink64: Have a good night everyone
  346. [8:13 PM] Kalibur: gn
  347. [8:13 PM] MightyCaesar37: Good night everyone
  348. [8:24 PM] whiskers: i hope im allowed to post this
  349. [8:24 PM] whiskers: https://m2k2.taigaforum.com/post/quadraxis_no_dark_suit_no_energy_tanks.html
  350. [8:28 PM] whiskers: this is actually the SECOND low% completion of quad without mbi or SA into quadraxis lol
  351. [8:31 PM] MrMiguel: wait a minute
  352. [8:31 PM] MrMiguel: HOLD THE FUCK UP
  353. [8:31 PM] MrMiguel: https://youtu.be/ygR9rgXCbd4
  354. YouTube
  355. Enigmatic Man
  356. Quadraxis [low%] w/o mbi World's #1st
  357.  
  358. [8:31 PM] MrMiguel: THAT ISN'T YOURS
  359. [8:32 PM] MrMiguel: This one is the original
  360. [8:33 PM] erubi: what if enigmatic man is the 29 :two::nine: year :calendar_spiral: old French :flag_fr: man
  361. [8:33 PM] erubi: ultimate plot twist
  362. [8:33 PM] MrMiguel: I actually know that person
  363. [8:34 PM] MrMiguel: They showed me this vid when they did it
  364. https://youtu.be/SUkndQ7Dgjo
  365. YouTube
  366. Enigmatic Man
  367. Quadraxis No dark suit No energy tanks
  368.  
  369. [8:34 PM] MrMiguel: Anyways Stockfish's video is a reupload of someone else's claiming he did it
  370. [8:34 PM] erubi: or an alt account
  371. [8:35 PM] erubi: either way, it doesn't really matter because no one gives a shit about his/his friend's ruleset
  372. [8:40 PM] MrMiguel: https://youtu.be/MiICFoP8-QI
  373. YouTube
  374. Draconif
  375. Echoes Wii - Getting MBI and beating Quadraxis (Low%)
  376.  
  377. [8:40 PM] MrMiguel: Look at the one comment there
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