Aanon-Kazooie: Chapter 2

>You were fighting.
>You didn’t know what it was, but it was at least twice your size.
>It kept throwing some kind of lights at you.
>You somehow knew that they were dangerous, and dodged as best you could.
>Good thing Kazooie was with you.
>If a bolt of light ever did hit you, Kazooie would shield you with her wings, which made a golden light.
>You could easily maneuver around the attacker, and Kazooie would always attack in a different way.
>Soon, you both take to the sky, Kazooie amazingly able to support your weight in air.
>You  both were able to take a few more attacks at the object, Kazooie doing most of the work.
>Suddenly, the attacker hit you, and you had no way to protect yourself.
>You took the blunt of the attack, but since you were spinning as you fell, Kazooie had no way to flap her wings correctly.
>You were both going down, and the ground was a long way down-
WHUMP
>Ow.
>You open your eyes. You were still in Fluttershy’s cottage. You had fallen off the couch.
“HHMPFH”
>Oops, You had landed on your backpack. You quickly get off, and Kazooie pops out, filling her lungs with air.
Kazooie: What the hell Aanon!? That isn’t very nice you know!
Oops. Sorry Kazooie.
Kazooie: Yeah, yeah..
>You grab the backpack, and put it over your shoulders. Today was going to be a long day.
>You yawn and stretch, and walk into the kitchen.
>Somehow, Fluttershy had been able to wake up, walk downstairs, and make breakfast without waking you.
Flutter: Oh, hello Aanon. How did you sleep?
Kazooie: He probably slept great. He was snoring loud as hell all night.
>Kazooie pecks you in the head again.
Ow! Stop that!
Kazooie: That is for waking me up five times.
Do I really snore that badly?
Flutter: Oh, I don’t mind.
>So you snore? One more thing you know about yourself.
Flutter: Anyway, I hope you two are hungry. Aanon, I think you will like this breakfast
>Like? You don’t even know what you like.
>Fluttershy comes out with a plateful of pancakes.
>Pancakes. You like pancakes.
>You sit down, putting your pack over the chair like last time, Kazooie’s head sticking out.
Fluttershy: Don’t worry,  there is plenty for both of us.
>She goes back, and hands you a plate. You happily take it, and load your plate with the fluffy goodness.
>Fluttershy once again comes back, with syrup and-
>HONEY.
>You love honey. You don’t know why, but you seriously LOVE honey.
>You ignore the syrup, and take the honey, dousing your pancakes in it.
Kazooie: Geez Aanon, slow down on the honey. You’re going to have a heart attack.
>You ignore Kazooie, and begin to chow down, thanking Fluttershy in the process.
Fluttershy: Um.. no problem Aanon..
>You can feel the both of them staring at you while you eat. At this point, you slow down to a respectable rate, and wipe the honey off your face.
Kazooie: Wow Aanon.. You sure do love honey..
>Fluttershy gives Kazooie more birdseed, and you all eat your meals in silence.
>After you finish, Fluttershy takes yours and Kazooies dishes, and puts them in the sink.
Ok, I think we’ve bothered you long enough.
>You put your backpack on.
Kazooie: What? I’m not leaving, I like it here.
Okay then, stay. But I want to find my home.
>You take Kazooie out of your backpack, and set her down.
Kazooie: Whoa buddy, I have to stick with you.
>Kazooie runs around you, and dives into your backpack.
Kazooie: Wherever your home is, mine has to be close. If you go, then I don’t have a choice.
Okay then..
Flutter: But wait Aanon.. you don’t have to go..
But I need to find my home somehow.
Flutter: Why don’t I take you to Twilight’s house?
>You groan. You didn’t want to be rude, but Twilight was kind of annoying..
Yeah, sure..
Flutter: Oh, but could we stop by the market first? I need to get more honey.. If that’s okay with you..
>You feel guilt rising up. You were becoming a burden on her, and you didn’t like it.
Sure Fluttershy, lead the way..
>Fluttershy runs upstairs, and comes back with some kind pack over her back.
>It looked a lot different than your backpack.
Flutter: Hey look Aanon, we’re kind of the same now.
>Except she didn’t have someone living in hers.
>You let Fluttershy first. Just as you are about to walk out the door, you spot the notebook you had seen in your backpack earlier.
>Whatever was in it, you had probably wrote it. You grab it, and shut the door behind you.
Kazooie: What is that thing?
You tell me. It was in my backpack.
Kazooie: You mean my backpack.
How do you know it’s yours?
Kazooie: It has my name on it.
What? You just picked that name last night!
Kazooie: Doesn’t matter. It still has my name on it.
>You take another look at the notebook, thumbing through it.
>Whatever these “moves” are, there sure were a lot of them.
>Annoyingly, a lot of them were even in rhymes.
>You put the notebook away, Kazooie cursing as you do.
Kazooie: Hey, there’s some pretty cool things in this book.
Flutter: It’s not much further Aanon..
>She was right. The market was right in the middle of town, and when you walked within eyesight, once again, every pony was staring at you.
>You wave a little, hoping most of them still remember you.
>You and Fluttershy walk up to a stand, which was full of various syrups, jams, and honey.
Flutter: I would like one jar of honey please.
Salesman: That’ll be 3 bits.
>Fluttershy hands over the coins, and puts the honey in her saddlebag.
>Flutter: Ok Aanon, we can go to Twilight’s house now
Ok, If I remember right, it’s this-
WHAM
>Something just struck you, right in the chest. A cyan blur was suddenly right next to you, on the ground.
Kazooie: HEY! Watch we’re you’re going!
Fluttershy: Aanon! Are you okay?
>You were knocked so hard, you had done half a backflip, landing on your stomach.
>You slowly get up, and crack your back.
I’m okay..
Flutter: Rainbow Dash, you should really be more careful..
Dash: Oops, sorry- What the heck?!
>Rainbow Dash stares at you.
Dash: And who are you supposed to be? I've never seen you around before
Kazooie: I could ask you the same question pal.
Dash: Is that a bird? Why do you keep a bird in your backpack?
Apparently, it likes it in there.
>Rainbow Dash breaks out if laughter.
Dash: Oh, that is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long time!
Kazooie: And you’re the most annoying thing I’ve seen in a long time!
Dash: Hey! I heard that!
Kazooie: You were supposed to. Work on your flying, nimrod.
Kazooie!
Dash: Oh, and you are so much better at flying then me, huh?
Flutter: There is no need to..-
Kazooie: I know I can do better than you!
Dash: Oh yeah! Then meet me here, 2 days from now, and we’ll have a little race.
Kazooie: It’s on you winged ball of fluff!
Dash: Fine!
>With that, Rainbow Dash bolts into the air, going at an insane speed.
What the heck Kazooie!?
Kazooie: What? she started it.
We can’t stay here for that long, we need to go.
Kazooie: What? But I need to show that stupid thing who the real flyer is in this town!
How do you know that you can go as fast as her?
Kazooie: I know I can beat her. Please Aanon, it’s just two more days.
>You sigh. It might be good for both of you to stay in one place for a little longer anyway. No need to rush off.
Fine. But where are we going to stay?
Flutter: I don’t mind if you stay at my house Aanon.
Kazooie: See? We’ll be fine.
I don’t know Fluttershy. I don’t know if I could pay you back for the things you have already done.
Flutter:  No, I would really like it if you stayed a little longer. And I do need help taking care of my animals if you want to repay me somehow.
>You think about it. You would feel better knowing that you are helping her.
Okay Fluttershy, you have a deal.
Kazooie: Yes!
>You and Fluttershy have already walked right up to the library. Fluttershy goes up the steps, and knocks on the door.
>Twilight answers, and her eyes light up.
Twi: Oh, hi Fluttershy! I was just about to ask you if.. you had..
>She sees you right behind Fluttershy.
Twi: Nevermind, I see you have already met the bird suffocator.
I told you, I didn’t suffocate it! And her name is Kazooie.
Twi: Right, of course you didn’t. I researched it, and my data shows that the average Breegull cannot possibly survive in a backpack as airtight as that.
Kazooie: Who’s the nerd?
>Kazooie pops her head over your shoulder.
Twi: What?! You’re still doing it? You’re a horrible person Aanon!
Kazooie: Oh shut up, I’m fine.
She slept in my backpack just fine all night.
Twi: What? That’s not scientifically possible.
Kazooie: Well then, I guess science is wrong.
Twi: Science can’t be wrong!
Kazooie: Then you’re wrong. Now let us in.
>Twilight grumbles something, and let’s all of you in.
>She automatically leads you to the living room, and shows you a map.
Twi: Now, I’ve been looking around to see where you, or your friend, has come from.
>She puts the map on a table. It is big enough to cover the entire thing.
Twi: But I can’t seem to find anywhere that you could have come from Aanon. Are you sure you have no clues to where you came from?
 I.. I seriously have no idea Twilight.
>Twilight shakes her head.
Twi: Then I'm sorry Aanon, but I have no idea where you are from..
>You take the information like a sledgehammer to the chest. You were hopelessly lost.
>You sit down on Twilight’s couch, taking in your situation.
>Kazooie pats your shoulder with her wing.
Kazooie: Cheer up buddy. At least we have each other.
That was the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard of
Kazooie: I know. You’re no fun at all.
Is there anything you can do Twi?
Twi: I’m afraid not Aanon, but I could write a letter to the princess.
>Princess? There is a princess?
>Twilight takes out a quill and some parchment, and begins writing, her hands casting a purple aura around it, allowing the quill to move on its own.
>Cool. She had magic.
Twi: If anyone would know who or what you are, it will  be her.
>She finishes the letter, and calls Spike in, who was ready for her.
Kazooie: Whoa, who the hell are you?
Kazooie!
Spike: Is that a bird in your backpack?
Kazooie: Answer the question lizard boy.
Spike: I’m a dragon.
Kazooie: A dragon?
Spike: Yes, a dragon.
>Kazooie disappears into your backpack, and you can hear stifled laughter.
Twi: Spike, please send this letter.
Spike: Got it Twilight.
>Spike takes the scroll, and blows on it, engulfing it in green flames. The ashes float out the window.
>That was cool.
Hey Twilight?
Twi: What is it?
Thank you. For the help.
>Twilight smiles at you.
Twi: Anytime Aanon! Now, I assume that you might be here for a while, so you may need some sleeping arrangements.
Flutter: Actually, I asked them to stay at my house for a while.
>A while? When did you say that?
Twi: Oh.. Well ok then.
>Twilight turns to you.
Twi: Is there anything else you need Aanon?
No, I think you’ve helped me all you can Twilight.
>Twilight beams.
Kazooie: Wait! There is one thing.
>Twilight sighs.
Twi: Oh, this’ll be good.
>Kazooie hops out of your backpack, the notebook in her wings. She goes up to Twilight, and shows her one of the pages.
>Twilight looks confused for a second, but nods her head.
Twi: Okay, but I’ll need you to get back in.
Kazooie: Not a problem.
>Kazooie runs back into your backpack.
Wait, what are you doing?
>Twilight wasn’t listening to you. She was in deep concentration, and her eyes were glowing brighter and brighter. Static electricity started flowing around you, making your hairs stand up.
>Twilight ends it by casting a white glow all over your body.
>It was over.
Twi: There we go, I’m pretty sure it worked.
Kazooie: Alright!
Whoa, hold on. What did you do?
Twi: Didn’t she tell you?
Tell me what?
>You take the backpack off, eyeing Kazooie.
What did you do?
Kazooie: Oh calm down, you’re going to like it.
Twi: I just casted a spell, allowing you two to do all of those things in that notebook of yours Aanon.
>Notebook?
>You take it out, and look at it again.
Twi: Oh, and be warned. Since this spell intertwines the two of you, if you get knocked out, or even die, the other will do the same.
What?
Kazooie: What? I can’t have him dragging me down!
Twi: Don’t worry, I’m sure that will never happen.
>That was a lot to  take in.
Kazooie: Well, whatever. Just don’t die on me Aanon.
What did you do?
Kazooie: We’ll be fine. Besides, if you read that book, you could see that it was like it before.
>You couldn’t believe this. You were linked to Kazooie. If she was gone, so where you.
Fine then, We’ll do whatever is in this book.
>You look in your hand. The book was gone.
>Fluttershy was reading it.
Flutter: Oh my..
What? What is it?
>Fluttershy looks scared.
Flutter: You would need to be much braver than me to do these things..
>She gives you the book back.
Kazooie: Cmon Aanon, let’s try some of them out.
Twi: Oh, let me go too, for research purposes.
Flutter: I would like to watch too.. If that’s okay with you..
>You look at all of them. You put the backpack on.
Sure, why not?