Autistic Stock Wep DPS

Autistic stock weapon max damage per second (Note that these numbers assume all weapons hit point-blank for maximum damage possible, don't take into account reload time and ignore critical hits in most cases. They also do not take into account projectile travel time for weapons such as the Rocket Launcher, so numbers may be higher than is actually possible.)

Scout:
Scattergun- 168 DPS
Pistol- 129.4 DPS
Bat- 70 DPS

Soldier:
Rocket Launcher- 140 DPS
Shotgun- 144 DPS
Shovel- 81.25 DPS

Pyro:
Flamethrower- 173.3 DPS
Shotgun- 144 DPS
Fire Axe- 81.25 DPS

Demoman:
Grenade Launcher- 166.67 DPS
Stickybomb Launcher¹- 100.35 DPS
Bottle- 81.25 DPS

Heavy:
Minigun- ~520 DPS
Shotgun- 144 DPS
Fists- 81.25 DPS

Engineer:
Shotgun- 144 DPS
Pistol- 129.4 DPS
Wrench- 81.25 DPS
Sentry Gun (Lv 1)- 64 DPS
Sentry Gun (Lv 2)- 128 DPS
Sentry Gun (Lv 3 bullets)- 128 DPS
Sentry Gun (Lv 3 rockets²)- 50 DPS

Medic:
Syringe Gun- 120 DPS
Medigun- Can't deal damage idiot
Bonesaw- 81.25 DPS

Sniper:
Sniper Rifle (unscoped bodyshots)- 33.33 DPS
Sniper Rifle (uncharged headshots)- 88.24 DPS
Sniper Rifle (fully charged bodyshots)- 31.25 DPS
Sniper Rifle (fully charged headshots)- 93.75 DPS
SMG- 120 DPS
Kukri- 81.25 DPS

Spy:
Revolver- 103.45 DPS
Sapper (to buildings)- 25 DPS
Knife (not counting backstabs)- 50 DPS

¹ Stickybombs take an additional .135 seconds to detonate, in addition to the 0.7 second activation time (before the detonation can be triggered) and the 0.6 second firing speed. The number given assumes takes all these into account and also assumes that the stickies do maximum damage (144) each detonation, which is rare.
² Rockets from level 3 sentry guns are fired at a rate of 1 every 3 seconds. Falloff on rocket damage is calculated based on the distance from the engineer to the target, not the sentry gun to the target. The number given assumes the rockets deal maximum damage with no falloff occurring.