Carol needs a little extra money

>"Thanks again for being available on such short notice, Carol. We really appreciate it."
>Rita put her purse down on the couch, and slumped beside it.
>"It is absolutely no problem, Mr. and Mrs. Loud. I have to go grab my things and then we can discuss payment."
>"Mmmhmm."
>Lynn Sr. joined her wife on the couch.
>Neither of then could speak.
>There was only the relaxation of nerves and the release of energy.
>Another long, hopelessly stressful day.
>At the very least, Leni wasn't actually that ill and nothing was very serious.
>Carol was such an awesome person.
>"I need a drink."
>Lynn got up.
>"Make me two."

>Lori was in her bed, still awake.
>It was 3 a.m., and she felt the most useless she had ever been.
>None of her siblings got sick or hurt on her watch!
>Well, none that didn't have it coming, anyway.
>A creak of the door indicated that someone was coming in.
>Not Leni, unfortunately, but Carol.
>Fuck.
>"Don't be so down, Lori. I'm sure your sister is absolutely fine."
>"I literally can't deal with you right now, Carol. Just leave me alone."
>The two were silent as Carol gathered her things.
>"You know, your mom is pretty hot."
>Lori pretended not to listen.
>"Have you seen how huge her ass is? I've never seen an ass that big. Not even on those rap guys' girlfriends."
>"Carol, you literally cannot be fucking talking to me about my mom's ass."
>"But I am. And all I needed tonight was a little extra money. I guess I'll make it after I see what your mom's asshole tastes like."
>Lori almost lunged at Carol, but was restrained by the sheer disgust at how awful that statement was.
>"I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, Lori. I'll see you later."
>Carol closed the door on Lori's flabbergasted expression.

>"Mrs. Loud? I need to talk to you about tonight's payment."
>Rita cracked open an eye to see the most innocent face on the blonde girl.
>"How much."
>"Well, actually, I was needing a little extra for having to come on a school night, and, uh... Can we have sex?"
>Rita stared at the girl.
>"What."
>"I've been wanting to see what sex is like for a while, now. I just wanna experience it with someone like you."
>The two were silent.
>Rita woke up a bit more, noticing how much attempted sex appeal Carol put into her stance.
>How naive of her."
>"Sorry, but me and my husband aren't looking for a third wheel."
>"What? No Just this once!"
>"No. And I suggest you run, by the way."
>"Why?"
>Lynn Sr. shot past Carol's face with both feet extended, missing by mere centimeters.
>"I am the King! I shall destroy all pretenders to the throne!"
>Carol screamed and dove out the window.

>Rita began to laugh, and laugh, and laugh so hard that tears streames down her cheeks.
>"Do you think I overdid it?"
>Lynn was still on the floor, his back and hip screeching in protest.
>"That little scream made everything worth it. Thank you so much."
>Lynn smiled in pain.
>"Good. Now, can you get Lori or Luna down here to help me up? I can't move."