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- >Own a fluffy pony
- >Also own a large musical theatre DVD collection
- >Come home one day to find fluffy pony has managed to start the DVD in the player
- >Les Miserables
- >No idea how the fuck it managed it
- >Fluffy looks up from the TV and sees you
- >Begins singing
- >"Wewcome, Meesoow, sit yowsewf down"
- >"An' meet da best innkeepew in town"
- >"As fow da west, aww o dem cwooks:"
- >"Wooking dewr gests and cwooking da books"
- >"Sewdom do yoo see"
- >"Honust fwuff wike me"
- >"A gent o good intent"
- >"Hoo's content to beeee"
- >Fluffy proceeds to sing all of "Master of the House" in his little fluffy voice, and is surprisingly good
- >2 years later, Fluffy Pony is in New York running a Fluffy Pony Players Company
- >Critically acclaimed performances world-wide
- >Puts on "Singin' in the Rain"
- >Fluffy pony drowns
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