You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wanna jerk'?

You: hey

You: no

You: im a guy,not gay

Stranger: why?

You: sorry

Stranger: im a guy too

You: n im not gay

Stranger: and not gay

You: so propositioning like that doesnot sound weird to u

You: i think u have latent homosexual tendencies dude..

Stranger: just wanna jack off man

You: while telling abt it to another man..

You: sorry dude that's gay. face it.

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: i dont think soo

You: u prbly did circlejerks as a kid didnt u?

Stranger: nope

You: did the priest have you stay after sermon?

Stranger: lol wtf

You: man u don't realize u're gay do you?

Stranger: im not i swear

Stranger: how old are u ?

You: I'm 22.

You: n no i wont tell u what im wearing.

Stranger: from?

You: UK.

Stranger: naah im not gonna ask

You: you americans n your homophobia..so sad..

You: dont even realize ure gay..

Stranger: lol americans are the best take that brits

You: ok at this point im just kidding with you so relax. But u shud really reconsider ur sexual orientation..

Stranger: im not gay dude haha

You: americans are fat, religious and whiny.

Stranger: i've already have sex with girls

You: I bet u made them turn around.

Stranger: yea[h ;)

You: so that u didn't have to see their faces n realize..gasp..im fucking a girl

Stranger: i bet your not a virgin as well cuz your 22

You: I tell u man, gaaayy..

You: No im not.

Stranger: your Gay?

You: Have a healthy relationship wid a loving girl

You: but you are

Stranger: :/

You: look at ur first message n think. think deeply abt ur life.

You: n whether u're lying to yourself..what u really want within..

You: is men.

Stranger: haha i feel like im being scolded with my mom :/

Stranger: chill the hell out dude

You: i'm laughing my ass off dude

Stranger: lolol

You: im loving playing the psychiatrist.

You: So I diagnose you: gay.

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo

You: Now go forth n fornicate.

You: Yes. my word is law.

Stranger: all are brits just like u huh

You: yep..we can all take a piss on americans

You: not literally, thats just a brit expression

Stranger: naaaah im not pissed off

You: You believe in God?

Stranger: of course were all christian in US

You: see!!u have a history of self delusion.

You: my diagnosis is perfect.

Stranger: what

Stranger: lolol

Stranger: feels like im talking with a priest

You: do priests usually call belief in god self delusional?

You: man..why dont brit priests do that..

Stranger: idk maybe cuz brit priests are weird? haha

You: yeah whatever american priests buttfucked you

You: thats why u're hiding ur gay-ness.

You: i love my british wit.

Stranger: Brits are Gay

You: wow..generalization of the year..

You: bet u're conservative

Stranger: blah yes we all americans are

You: so how did obama get elected??british conspiracy?

Stranger: naah we all made a big mistake on electing him

You: hope u're not jerking off to this convo now..

You: seeing what u started it with, i find that frighteningly likely

Stranger: lol what if i am

You: then i have irrevocable proof that you are gay.

Stranger: lol stfu

You: STFU!!!!!!!!!!

You: that's how u say it..meek american

Stranger: gawwd i hate all the brits now

You: lovely :D

You: cuz I'm not british!!

You: *evil laugh*

You: MUHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: what are you?

Stranger: alien?

You: Wow..ur geography is awesome

You: 1.Americans2.British3.Aliens

You: Where'd the rest of the world go, nigga?

You: n no im not black.

Stranger: ewwww

Stranger: fugly man

You: hey, gay guy, goodbye

You: have u figured out my identity yet?

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